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  • In 2010, Rajnikanth released a film named Robot . . . The history will repeat, . . In 3010, Robots will release a film named Rajnikanth.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa phoned his wife: I am not coming home. The stearing, dash board, gears of car have been stolen. After sometime he calls again: I am coming, earlier I sat on the back seat.
    • 9 years ago



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  • - Rajnikant gave Mona Lisa that smile. - Rajnikant can slam a revolving door. - Rajnikant does not get frostbite. Rajnikant bites frost. - Remember the Soviet Union? They decided to quit after watching a Padayappa on Satellite TV
    • 9 years ago



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  • A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Rajanikanth and that you will be handicapped if you park there.
    • 9 years ago



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  • did the BRITISH leave INDIA in 1947...??? . . . . Because they came to know that a baby named RAJNIKANTH was about to be born in 1949...;)
    • 9 years ago



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  • Rajnikant apni beti ki shadi me khud dj bana.adhe ghante bad party me 1 ufo utra aur.usme se alien nikal kar bola: plz awaz kam kar lo mere bete ka kal exam hai.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Ek bar Rajnikant ne ek chote kamjor bachche ko blood donate kiya pata hai aaj us bachche ko sabhi kis name se jante hai? Anyone guess . . . The Great Khali.
    • 9 years ago



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  • once Rajnikant opened a junior college... and name of the college was. Rajnikant Institute of Technology for Management of Law in Medical.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Worldcup 2014 schedule GROUP A AUS,PAK,SL,NZ, ZIM, CANADA,KENYA …GROUP B IND,SA,ENG,WI,BAN,IRLAND,NETHERLAND. GROUP C RAJNIKANTH….
    • 9 years ago



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  • tufani andheri raat me 12 baje kabristan k jungle me 1 bhoot dusre ko samjha raha tha . "ghabra mat,sb vahem hai, koi Rajnikant-vajnikant nai hota"
    • 9 years ago



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  • Doctor on phone- Mere Bachhe ko current laga hai, mai kya karu? . . . Doc- Pehle Aap Bhagwan ko shukriya karein ki apke yaha bijli aa rahi hai....
    • 9 years ago



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  • Rajnikanth went 2 world cookin championship of course rajni won. But guess what did he make in final??? Lal mirchi ki meethi kheer. Rajni rocks
    • 9 years ago



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  • Rajnikant Savare Uthine Morning Walk Ma NIkryo, Bapore U.S Police Tene Pakdi Lidho... . . Kem Ke Te Visa Vagar Chalto- Chalto America Pochi Gayo Hato.
    • 9 years ago



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  • आधे घंटे बाद शादी की पार्टी में आसमान से एक उड़नतश्तरी उतरी। उसमे से एक एलियन बाहर आया और हाथ जोड़ के रजनीकांत से बोला, “सर, प्लीज आवाज कम कर लीजिये, कल मेरे बच्चे का एग्जाम
    • 9 years ago



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  • Recently china airports were closed due to heavy fog ........ Later it was discovered that Rajanikanth was smoking in India!
    • 9 years ago



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  • 1 var Rajnikant Swimming karva Hind Mahasagar Pahochyo Tarta Tarta Madh Dariye Pahochyo Tya tene Joyu K Naresh Kanodia Shark(Fish) ne Mamra Khavdavto hato.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Khatarnak andhari rat ma, 12 vage… 1 bhoot bija bhoot ne samjavto hato, . Dar nai aa tara dimag no vahem 6. Rajnikat Vajnikant jevu kai nathi hotu.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Rajnikant: Aaj Mere Kutte Ne Anda Diya. Big B: Kutta Kab Se Anda Dene Laga? Rajnikant: Ye Rajni Ka Style Hai. Maine Apni Murgi Ka Naam Kutta Rakha Hai
    • 9 years ago



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