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  • People Update Status Via BlackBerry, iPhone, iPad, Etc.. . . . . . . . . . . . . Rajinikanth Updates Status Via Calculator!
    • 9 years ago



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  • Ricky ponting is visiting every church in Australia only to Thank God that . . . . Rajnikant is not in INDIAN CRICKET TEAM.!!
    • 9 years ago



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  • Recently china airports were closed due to heavy fog ........ Later it was discovered that Rajanikanth was smoking in India!
    • 9 years ago



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  • A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Rajanikanth and that you will be handicapped if you park there.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Rajnikant & A Girl were playing Cards (Teen Patti), Rajnikant had 3 Ekkas (AAA) but cud not win, Why? . . Bcoz the Girl had 3 Rajnikants..
    • 9 years ago



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  • Rajnikant apni beti ki shadi me khud dj bana.adhe ghante bad party me 1 ufo utra aur.usme se alien nikal kar bola: plz awaz kam kar lo mere bete ka kal exam hai.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Rajnikant ka mobile balconi se gir gya. Rajnikant niche pahuncha to mobile nhi mila? kyun? kyun ki Rajnikant mobile se pehle niche pahunch gya..!!jai hind
    • 9 years ago



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  • Once Rajnikanth teachs a kid How to open the door without Ringing the bell Now that kid is know as Cid inspector Daya.
    • 9 years ago



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  • TITANIC bahut zabardast film thi, Par ek raaz jo sab ko nahi pata... wo ye hai ki... ... Titanic ki puri shooting . . . . Rajnikanth k BATH TAB me hui thi...
    • 9 years ago



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  • Rajnikant and a girl were playing cards, rajnikant had 3 ekkas (AAA) but could not win,why?…. . . . . . . . Becoz the girl had 3 Rajnikants:)
    • 9 years ago



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  • once James bond shoot a person and say I’m bond, James bond. climax:~ but the person catches the bullet and throw at bond & bond dies the person says “i m kanth, rajnikanth”
    • 9 years ago



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  • Once Rajnikanth hit a boy on the nose.., . . . . . . . . . . That boy 2day is known as, ‘Himesh Reshammiya’!!
    • 9 years ago



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  • Kal pure INDIA me 3 hour ke liye light chali jayegi~ ... Pata Hai Kyu? . Kyuki. . . Rajnikant mobile charge karega.
    • 9 years ago



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  • - When Rajnikant does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down. - Rajnikant is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Ram aur Ravan ladai kr rhe the. Ravan- chal mai ja rha hu, bye. Ram- kyu? Dar gya Ravan- abe! Piche dkh rajnikant aa rha h
    • 9 years ago



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  • Khatarnak andhari rat ma, 12 vage… 1 bhoot bija bhoot ne samjavto hato, . Dar nai aa tara dimag no vahem 6. Rajnikat Vajnikant jevu kai nathi hotu.
    • 9 years ago



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  • 1 day Rajinikant got angry on his sweeper boy, he kicked him so hard that he went flying in the sky with is broom . . today that boy is famous as "HARRY POTTER"
    • 9 years ago



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