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  • Santa Was Smoking Front Of His Father.
    Mom-Oye Papa Ke Samne Smoking Rha Hai.
    Santa-BAAP Hi To Hai, Sala Konsa Patrol Pump Hai Jo Aag Pakad Lega.:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
    • 10 years ago



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  • We Think Our Memory Is Weak..... . But Jis Se Kabhi Pyar Kiya Ho Jab Usko Bhulna Chaho..... . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Tab Lagta Hai Ki Jaise Saari Duniya Ke KAJU BADAM Humne Hi Khaye Ho. :(
    • 10 years ago



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  • बस में सफ़र करते वक़्त एक ऐसा बन्दा होना जरूरी है जो अपने मोबाइल में ऐसे ऐसे गाने बजाता है जो आज तक किसी ने सुने ना हो।
    • 10 years ago



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  • Really A Killer Joke:
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    Ek Aadmi K Daant Me Keeda Lag Gya..

    Wo Doctor K Paas Gya To
    Doctor
    Bola- 4 Din Subah-Shaam
    Doodh- Biscuit Lo & 5ve Din
    Sirf Doodh Lo,

    Keeda Jaroor Nikal Jayega................
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    Usne 4 Din Doodh-Biscuit Liye
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    5ve Din Sirf Doodh Piya...........

    Keeda Bahar Nikla Or Bola:

    Aaj Biscuit Nahi H Kya.?:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ye Joke Sunoge To Haste Haste Mar Hi Jaoge...
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    Isi Liye Bheja Hi Nhi Khi Mar Gye To.
    I Care For U Yar...:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
    • 10 years ago



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  • Bahut kho chuka hu... . Ab khone ki himmat nhi mujh me.... aye khuda . Jo ab mera hai use to mera rahne de.....:-(;-(
    • 10 years ago



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  • SHADI ek aisa Din Hai . . .Jab Ladka STAGE, Par Apni dulhan K sath Baithe huey.. . . . Doosri Khoobsurat LADKION Ko Dekhta Hai AurSochta Hai . . . . .. . . Ye Sab Saali aaj Se Pehle Kahan Mar Gai thi...
    • 10 years ago



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  • Rishton ki dori kamzor hoti hai, aankhon ki baate khamosh hoti hain. Koi puchhe jab dosti ka matlab, hamari ungli bas aapki or hoti hai..
    • 10 years ago



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  • कुछ भाइयो :smile:की किस्मत मे लड़कियो :dancer:का इतना अकाल होता है
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    कि अगर कस्टमर केयर मे फोन लगा दे तो

    तो वहां भी हमेशा लड़का ही अटेंड करता है।:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa: Tum Nahati Nahi Ho Kya.? Girl: Main To Roj Nahati Hu But Tumne Aisa Kyu Puchha.? Santa: Maine Kabhi Dekha Nahi Isliye Puchha.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Sir:Aj pehli bar tm clas me baten kr rahy ho, hamesha tm nazren jhuka k meri baten sunte thy. Kia hua tmhe? Stdnt: Sir aj mera sms packg khtmhogya hai:
    • 10 years ago



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  • Sheher Ka Ladka Gao Ki Ladki Pata Raha Tha..

    Boy: Tumhe Whatsapp Chalana Ata Hai Kya??
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    Girl: Nahi Aata..Par Tum Chala Lena Mai Piche Baith Jaungi..
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    Boy: *uTHa LE RE DEvA* :P
    • 10 years ago



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  • One line Advertizement by a married man at olx . . . . . . . For Sale: Wedding suit, used only once by Mistake
    • 10 years ago



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  • कुछ माँ बाप इतने नियम कायदे वाले होते हैं कि, अगर उनका गूंगा बेटा डिनर करते समय पहली, बार कुछ बोले तो वो डाँट दे.. "खाते समय बात मत करो"
    • 10 years ago



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  • अब ये कौन अफवा उड़ा रहा है की वापस लौटाये हुए पुरस्कर ‪#‎olx‬ पर ‪#‎Discont‬ सहित मिलेंगे...
    • 10 years ago



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  • दिल तोड़कर हंसती हो मेरा अब मै भी देखूँगा कौन रिचार्ज कराता है तेरा
    • 10 years ago



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  • TEACHER: Wo Kaun Sa Department hai Jisme Aurat Kaam Nahi Kar Sakti..?? . . . STUDENT: Fire Brigade.. . . . . TEACHER: Wo Q..?? . . . . . . STUDENT: Aurato Ka Kaam AAG Lagana Hai, Bujhana Nahi.. Kaushal anupam
    • 10 years ago



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  • Jony Jony Yes Papa Drinking Water NO Papa, Drinkng QUATER Yes Papa, Mixing WATER NO Papa, Neet Pioge Yes Papa, Desi Pe Lo No Papa, English Piyoge HA HA HA.....
    • 10 years ago



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  • Mausam kitna suhana hai, thandi thandi hawa ka zamana hai kuch sms to kar liya karo balance kya SASURAL bhijwana hai..
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ye joke read karke tum has has ke mr jaoge.... . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Es liye likha hi Nahi....0 mai tumhara seht dhyan rakha hun yar like Nahi karoGe.........
    • 10 years ago



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