Jokes SMS

Pyar me mout se darta kaun hai ... . . . Pyar ho jata hai karta kaun hai . . . . Pyar me mout se darta kaun hai Pyar ho jata hai karta kaun hai...... . . . . . . Hum to kar de pyar me jaan bhi kurban . . . . . . Par pata to chale ki humse pyar karta kaun hai...;)

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Husband: kash hamare ladki ki jagah ladka ho jata? Wife: Chhodo ji, agar main aapke bharose rehti, to ladki bhi nahi hoti.

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Pappu: “Pichhle Hafte Meri Aur Meri Girlfriend Ki Ladai Ho Gayi Thi Aur Hum Alag Ho Gaye” . Golu: “Phir?” . Pappu: “Usne Mujhe Chidhane Ke Liye Apne Naye Boyfriend Ke Sath Photo Khinchva Ke Mujhe Bhej Di”:( . Golu: “Ohh, Ye To Bahot BuraKiya Usne” . Pappu: “To Main Bhi Konsa Kam Hu, Utha Ke Photo Uske Baap Ko Bhej Di...!!!!... lele ab maze ... like to karo yaar

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Pappu School Mein Padhayi Kam Aur Shararte Jyada Karta Tha Ek Din Tang Aakar Uski Ek Madam Jo Badi Sunder Thi, Use Dant Te Hue Boli Madam: “Agar Main Teri Maa Ban Jaau To Tujhe Do Din Mein Sudhar Du” Pappu Khushi Se Uchalte Hue Bola: “Madam Sachii?, Main Abhi Jaake Daddy Ko Bata Ke Aata Hun Ki, Bapu Party De, Teri To Lottery Lagne Wali Hai“

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Girl: Mummy, jab mein susu karti hoon tou seeti ki awaaz aati hai. Aap ki aati hai? Mummy : Beta pehle meri bhi aati thi, abh tumhare papa ne baja baja ke kharab kardi hai

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1budha Budhiya Ko Ghur Raha Tha. Budhiya Use Galiya Dene Lagi. 1ladka Aya Bola- Kya Hua? Budha- Kuch Nahi Beta, Purana Calender Hai Hawa Se Fadfada Raha H...

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Baba Ji Ka Mela Laga Hai Haridwar Me, Prashad Me Recharge Coupon Diye Jayenge, Kisi Aur Ko Mat Batana, Ye SMS Sirf Chuninda Bhikhariyon Ko Bheje Ja Raha He.

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Mai Tumare Gum Me. Pita Gaya Pita Gaya Pita Gaya Pita Gaya Pita Gaya Pita Gaya Pita Gaya Kya Kare BaDa ThumsUp Khatam Hi NaHi HoTa. Gaurav :hearts::hearts::hearts:

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khoon se likh diya har diwar pe uska naam Or fir tod di har diwar jis par likha tha uska naam Qki . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . SPELLING Galat ho gayi thi yaar..

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Teachar: Love Hota Hai Ya Karna Padta Hai.? Boy: It Depends Ladki Sundar Ho Aur Scooty Per Ho To Ho Jata Hai, Par Ladki Badsurat Ho Aur BMW Me Ho To Karna Padta Hai.

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Boyfriend : I want to kiss you . . ! . . Girlfriend : Nahi , m pregnant ho jaungi.. . . . Boyfriend : Kiss se pregnant???? . . ... . . . girlfriend : Kyon ki jab m ek bar shuru ho jati hu toh m apne aap ki bhi nhi sunti ...

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Bade Logo Ka Ya Sant Logo Ka Updesh: “Daru Pine Se Zindagi Ki Samsyaye Hal Nahi Hoti” Baba William Kamchor Ji Ka Gyaan: “Aise To Juice Pine Se Bhi Samsya Hal Nahi Hoti” Isliye Bhakto Karo Wahi Jo Lage Sahi.

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Ek Owrat Bache ko le kar Najomi ke pas gai Owrat:Ye Bacha bara ho K kia bany ga? NAJOMI ne bachey K samne 1 kitab Sharab ki bottle or pesay rkhey or kaha in me se 1 cheez uthao! Bchay ne Kitab baghal me dabai Bottle monh se lagai or Pesay jaib me daal k bhag gaya NAJOOMI:Ye Kamina "Zardari" baney ga.

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वो लोग भी ऑफिस बॉय से अकड़ के "एक चाय लाना" बोलते हैं..

जिनको घर में "उठ के ले लो.. और वापिस धो के रखना" सुनने को मिलता है..! :slight_smile::slight_smile::slight_smile:

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Funny Facts:~
women Always Worry
About The Things That Men FORGET...

men Always Worry
about The Things Women REMEMBER...:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

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Chilo onek asa, hoyechilo valobasa, parini tomay bojhate... Tai aj 2choke jol, valobasar ei protifol, din kate jontronate. 2Choke chilo rongin sopno, khujecilam valobasar logno, painito ami tare. Bidhata chayni, tai valobasa o paini, ajo ami khuje jai tomare....

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Hello Dosto..
Niyam Anusar Kabhi Bhi Lagatar
30 Dino Tak Apni Sim Se Sms
Nhi Kroge To Apki Sim Ki Sewaien
Radd Kar Di Jayegi. Sms Karne
Wale Grahako K Liye Ye Manya Nahi.:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

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Wo Kaun Sa Cheej Hai Jo Ham Jeebh Se Chat Te Haìn To White Malai Girta Hai.,.? .kiya . . .kamino Icecream:shaved_ice: .?

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Itni Asani Se Kese Bhul Jata Hai
Koi,
Reh-Reh Kar Kyo Yaad Ata Hai
Koi,
Umar Bhar Yaad Karte Rahege
Aako,
Dekhte Hai Kab Tak Hame Bhulata
Hai Koi…..:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

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टीचर : अगर कोई स्कूल:school: के सामने बम :sparkler:रखता
है तो क्या करोगे ?
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स्टूडेंट : 1-2 घंटे देखंगे
अगर कोई ले जाता है तो ठीक है
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वरना Staff Room:dolls: में रख देंगे !

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