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Pappu Ne Apni Girlfriend Se Puchha Pappu: Ek 6 Inch Ki Cheez Hai Jisko Hath Mein Pakadte Hi Ajeeb Sa Ehsas Hone Lagta Hai Us Cheez Ka Naam Batao? Ladki Sharam Ke maare: Chhiii, Kitne Besharam Ho Tum. Pappu: Are Main To 500 Rupye Ke Note Ki Baat Kar Raha Tha, Tumhara To Dimaag Hi Ganda Hai.

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दिल को छू लेने वाला घटनाक्रम एक बुज़ुर्गवार अपना मोबाइल फोन सुधरवाने मोबाइल दुकान में जाता हैं दुकानदार मोबाइल को अच्छे से चेक करके बताता हैं की इसमें कोई खराबी नहीं है बुज़ुर्गवार आँखों में आँसू लिये दुकानदार से पूछता हैं कि अगर इसमें कोई खराबी नहीं हैं तो इसमें मेरे बच्चों के फोन क्यों नहीं आते

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लड़की- तुम whats app पर हो?.... . . . . . .लड़का- हां. . . . . . . लड़की- तो फ्रैंड रिक्वेस्ट भेजो. tongue emoticon tongue emoticon लड़का - भाग साली देहाती ।

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chand ne gulab se kaha, Hm dono duniya me sabse sweet h, . gulab ne kaha,Shayad tumhe pata nahi jo ye msg padh rahe hai wo hmse bhi sweet h. By - www.FreshSMS.in

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Beta: mummy kya love marriage karne se ghar wale naaraz hote hain kya......?? . Maa: Tu yakenan kisi chudail ke chakkar main hoga or ye sab tujhe usi daayan ne kaha hoga, Ladkiyan to bas ladkon ko phansaane me he lagi rehti hain Jahan Acha Ladka dekha shuru ho gai, Beta in se bach ke rehna ye bahot makkar or KAMEENI hoti hain or inka to khandan bhi . . Beta: aisa kuch nahi hai, Wo to Daddy bata rahe the ke Aap Dono ne Love Marriage ki thi.. :D

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"चैन्नई सुपरकिंग्स पर बैन लगने के बाद एक राष्ट्रीय संकट गहरा गया है"
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वह ये कि अब सुरेश रैना अच्छा प्रदर्शन कहाँ किया करेंगे?

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Jaate Jaate Wo Koi Achchi Nisani De Gaye, Umar Bhar Daura Saku Aisi Kahani De Gaye, Hum To Rah Gaye Pyase, Par Humari Palko Ko Wo Pani De Gaye.

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5 K Beech Me 4 Likhkar Batao? China : Mazak Mat Karo. . Japan : Namumkin . Amrican : Sawaal Galat Hai. . UK : Net Par Nhi Hai. . Indian : Easy… F(IV)E. India has all "JUGAAD". ;-) Click Like if ur proud to b an Indian :

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Jenvha Vel Aaplya Sathi Thambat Nahi Mag Aapan Yogya Velechi Waat Ka Pahat Basaych? Pratyek Kshan Ha Yoggyach Asto Chukto To Fakt Aapla Nirnay. By - www.FreshSMS.in

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dil me ye kaisi halchal hai, aaj tujhi se nafrat tujhi se behisaab payar hai, kehta hoon Kuch Karta hoon Kuch, maangta Hoon Kuch chahta hoon , tujhi se humdardi Tujhe ikhtalaf hai, Tujhe kushi doon dil me ye Payar ka ehsaas hai, tere Jane ke baad tadpu ye Payar nhi to kya hai, khud se roothon khud se maanu, in jazbaat me na Jane Dard ke kya asbab hain,

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Teacher-Papu Ek Story Sunao Withmoral :-)
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Papu-Maine Usko Phone Kiya Wo So Rahi Thi. :-/
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Phir Usne Mujhe Phone Kiya Main So Raha Tha :-/
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Moral- Jaisi Karni Wsi Bharni.;-):-P:-D.:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

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लड़कियां 5 रूपए रखने के लिए इतना बड़ा झोला लेकर घर से चलती हैं और हम लड़के 500-1000 तो ऊपर की जेब में ही रख लेते हैं :-P

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2 dost jungle mein,Raste me raat ho gayiwo TENT laga k sogaye..... RAAT ko 1 dost ki ankh khuli.. Usne dusre ko jaga kkaha: "Aasman ki taraf dekh ke bata tujhe kya nazar aata hai..?? ..2nd:"Bahut sare sitare. 1st:"Isse kya pata chalta hai.. ?? .2nd:"Asman khubsurat hai.... ... .. .. 1st:"Abey Newton ki aulad Tent chori ho gaya hai... :p

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Din Raat Msg Kar Kar K Aisa Kar Dia Tum Logon Ne Muje Zalimo..
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Ghar Ki Ghanti Bajne Pr B Mobile Utha Leta Hoon...:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

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Agar aap kisi se pyaar karte hai to hi neeche padhiye… . . . . . . . . . . Ruk teri mummy ko btati hun…….Auntyy…

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Kabhi milo humse Time nikal kar hum Aapko Gol-Gappe Tikki Gulab-Jamun Jalebi Burgur Samosa puri Anda Aur Coldrink Se hone wale Nuksan ke baare me btayenge.

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Kiyoon "SANDAL" Dikhati Ho Hamey, Hum To Tumhari"ZULFOUN" Pe
marty Hain..
Ji Chahta Hai Kho Jaaen In Mai,
Per In Mai Bethi "JUOUN" Se Darty Hain :-):relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

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I Almost Gave In I Almost Lost This Day Almost Got To Me Into The Air My Hands Tossed Almost Walked Away Almost Cried Almost Threw Caution Into The Wind Happiness For Myself I Almost Denied Almost… Then… I Felt A Brush Of Love Againt My Face Wings Wrapped Around Me In A Warm Embrace I Heard A Whisper Into My Ear…. Dont Giveup, I’m Rite Here

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2 Girls returning from movie, 1st: Mera purse chori ho gaya. 2nd Girl: tu to bra mein rakhti thi. 1st: Mujhe kya pata tha SAALA chori kar raha hai.

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Bhakt: meri shadi aishwarya se karva do Bhagwan: aishwarya ki ek saari 1 LAKH KI HAI KHARCH UTHA PAOGE BHAKT: BHAGWAAN KOI UPAI BATAYE B: MALLIKA SHERAWAT.

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