Santa: Agar nariyal ke ped pe chad jaun to..
engineering college ki ladkiyan dikh jayegi
Banta: Pir hath chod dena,
to medical college ki bhi dikh jayegi.
Teacher Ne Class Mein Student Se Puchha.
Teacher: “Batao Bachon Sab Se Zyada Dard Kab Hota Hai?”
Ek Ladki Uthi Aur Boli.
Ladki: “Ji Mam, Delivery Ke Waqt”
Piche Se Pappu Khada Hua Aur Huste Hue Bola.
Pappu: “Mam, Isse Kuch Nahi Pata, Issne Kabi Tatton Pe Laat Nahi Khayi Hai“
Husband & Wife dono market gaye
to Ek Ladki neHELLO kiya...
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Wife:" kaun thi wo ??
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Husband:" Tum plz dimag kharab
mat karo,
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abhi usko bhi batana hai ki tum
kaun ho ??
Ladki : Mujh par shayari banao.
Shayar : In kali-kali Zulfo se karti ho andherA.
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In kali-kali Zulfo se karti ho andhera.
Ho jao takli aur kar do savera..!
8 qualities of a Perfect Husband
Brave, Intelligent, Gentle Polite, Energetic, Nutty, Industrious, Sensitive
And if all else fails, read the CAPITAL LETTERSonly!
Ek din Santa jungle se gujar raha tha
Chudail ne use roka aur kaha : Ho ho ho Ha
ha ha…Mein Chudail hu.
Sardar : Menu pata hai…kyunki teri ek behen
meri biwi hai!
Marwadi: Kela Kaisa Diya?
S.K: 1 Rs. .
Marwadi: 60 Paisa ka deta hai?
S.K: 60 paise mein to sirf chilka milega. .
Marwadi:Ley 40 paisay, chilka rakh aur kela day de
K.
18 Saal Ho Gaye Pr,
Abhi Tak 2 Cheeze Bilkul Nhi Badli !
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Parle-G Biscuit Wala ladka abhi tak bada nahi...
or
MDH masala wala Buddha ab tak mara ni..!
Bacha:" 1 Litre Aata De Do!
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Dukandar:" Beta Aata Kilo K Hisab Se Milta Hai..
Dobara Kaho!
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Bacha:" Bottle Mein 1 Kilo Aata De Do!
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Dukandar:" Beta Aata Bottle Mein Nahin Aata..
Tum Dukandar Bano! Main Batata Hun K aata Kaise Lete Hain..
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Dukandar:" ék Kilo Aata Dedo!
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Bacha:" Bottle Laye Ho
K.k
मोहल्ले की सबसे खूबसूरत लड़की अगर मोहल्ले के लौंडों का क्रिकेट देख रही हो तो, इंजमाम उल हक जैसे लौंडे भी, जोंटी रोड्स बन जाते है..:slight_smile::slight_smile::slight_smile: