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देखा जाएं तो "भाभीजी घर पर है" सीरियल
की कहानी हर शादीशुदा मर्द की है..
सबको दूसरे की ही ज्यादा पसंद होती है !!:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

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A Pakistani asked a question to tease an Indian : "Indians aur kutto mein kitna fark hai?" . . . . . . Salute the answer replied by the Indian :- "Sirf ek Border ka"

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Ram: Agar Tumhare Pas 15 Apple Hai, Usme Se 6 Aarti Ko 4 Priya Ko Aur 4 Tanu Ko De Do To Tumhe Kya Milenge, Shyam: 3 New Girl Friend..

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Arz kiya hai . . . . Dhire dhire karo sanam mandi ka zamana hai. . . . Dhire dhire karo sanam mandi ka jamana hai is choti si jagah pe jindagi bhar kamana hai...

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Admin ने 251 का मोबाइल :iphone:खरीदा

और जेसे ही मोबाईल :iphone:ऑन किया और जो देखा,

Admin बेहोश्.

Press 1. बुमरो बुमरो

Press 2. चल छैया

Press 3. धूम मचाले

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Girl (in train) :- can i sit here ? Boy :- it all urs ......... Girl :- can i take some water ? ... Boy :- my pleasure ............ Girl :- Bhaiya agla station kaun sa hai ? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Boy :- mere baap ne mere dimag me koi GPS fit nhi kiya hai , jaldi seat khali ker mujhe neend aa rahi hai .. Ha ha ha

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Boys Mentality:- . . Ye Jo Aag Dil Mai Lagi Hai, Zmane Mai Laga Dunga, Uski Doli Jo Uthi. To, TO, koi baat nhi Talented hoon dusri pta lunga..

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Aadmi:
Molvi Sahab Koi Aisa Tareeqa Batao
k Mai
khao Peeo Or Mera Roza Na Tote?
Molvi:
Logon Se Mar Khao Or Ghussa Pee
jao. Roza Nahi Tote Ga..:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

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Ek Coaching Mein Teacher Padha Rahe The.
Unhone Wanha Present Students Se Kaha - Ek Din Aisa Ayenga Zab Prithawi Par Paani Hi Paani Hoga Aur Sare Ziw-zantu Nast Ho Zayenge.
Sawmartinant:-Sir! Us Din Coaching Aana Hai Ya Nahi?:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

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Sote Hue Ko Jagayenge Hum,
Aap Ki Ninde Churayenge Hum,
Har Waqt SmS Kar Satayenge Hum,
Aap Ko Aayega Ghussa Lekin Us
Ghusse Me Hi Yaad To Aayege Hum.:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

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Aaj Kal Tum Muskurati Bahut Ho, Mere Dil Ko Bhi Ab Bhaati Bahut Ho, Dil Kehta Hai Le Jaun Tumhe Dinner Pe, Par Dosto Se Suna Hai Tum Khati Bahut Ho.

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Judge: Is Ke Dono Kaan Kaat Do. Santa: Nahi Main Andha Ho Jaunga. Judge: Kaan Kaatne Se Andhe Kaise Ho Jaoge.? Santa: Main Apna Chashma Kaha Lagaunga.

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कुछ लड़किया तो पिंक कलर के पीछे इतनी पागल होती है कि . . . गाल पिंक करवाने के लिए अक्सर मम्मी का थप्पड़ भी खा लेती है।

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Inhe aise set karo k ye 1 Romantic word bn jaye "y,t,a,m,r,h,e" or ye wahi kr skta hai jo kisi se saccha pyar krta ho challenge for u. replY. Plz

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18 year old boy : Will u be my gf...??? .. 18 year old girl : No, get lost... . . . . . 5 year old boy : Will u be my gf...??? 18 year old girl : AwwwwwwwSo sweet... yes yes, i will... . . Hey bhagwan, jiske muh me dant nahi usiko khana kyu dete ho...

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Boy 2 Girl- Tumhara Naam Kya Hai?
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Grl- Meena, Or Tumhara?
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Boy- Kamina.
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Grl- Jhut Mat Bolo.
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Boy- Le.! Tu 5 Min Pass Me Baith K
dekh Le...
Tu Isi Naam Se Bulaaegi..
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Hahahah
Boys Rocks:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

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5 K Beech Me 4 Likhkar Batao? China : Mazak Mat Karo. . Japan : Namumkin . Amrican : Sawaal Galat Hai. . UK : Net Par Nhi Hai. . Indian : Easy… F(IV)E. India has all "JUGAAD". ;-) Click Like if ur proud to b an Indian :

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सिर्फ ब्यूटी पार्लर वाले ही लड़की:dancer: को ये महसूस कराने या बताने की हिम्मत रखते हैं..
कि वो अच्छी नहीं दिख रही..!!

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Har Koi Aksar Mera Dil Jala TaRaha, Or Dil Mera Ye Jakhm Uthata Raha, Gila Bhi Kya Karu Dil Jalane WaleSe, Wo Bhi To Tha Apna Jo MujheSatata Raha...

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Chilo onek asa, hoyechilo valobasa, parini tomay bojhate... Tai aj 2choke jol, valobasar ei protifol, din kate jontronate. 2Choke chilo rongin sopno, khujecilam valobasar logno, painito ami tare. Bidhata chayni, tai valobasa o paini, ajo ami khuje jai tomare....

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