• Categories
Location |   Home >> Jokes - Funny SMS >> Jokes SMS
  • Jokes SMS   7142
  • 1936 Ka Best SMS. . . . . Us Waqt Mobile Kahan Tha, Kabhi To Dimagh Ka Istemal Kar Lia Karo. Bus SMS Padhne Ki Jaldi Hoti Hai
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Jokes SMS
  • God Imran Hashmi se: Agle janam mein Kya banna pasand Karoge....? Imran:Rawan, God: Wo kyun? Imran: Ek muh se kiss karte-karte Thak gaya hoon.......!!!!!
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Jokes SMS
  • BHIKARI - maine ek kitab likhi hai jiska naam hai paise kamane ke sau tarike. Raahgir - To phir bhik kyon maang rahe ho? . . . . . . . . . . . BHIKARI- YE UN SAU TARIKO ME SABSE AASAN TARIKA HAI..... :P
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Jokes SMS
  • ति: मैं तुम्हारी रोज-रोज की फरमाईशों से तंग आ गया हूँ. दिल करता है खुदकुशी कर लूं. पत्नी: ठीक है ठीक है.. लेकिन उससे पहले मुझे दो-चार सफ़ेद सूट जरूर दिला देना!!
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Jokes SMS
  • Bin Bole Tumhare Dil Ki Awaaz Mere Dil Tak Pauch Jaati Hai..
    Pyar Me Dooriyan Bhi Mit Jaati Hai..
    Bas Aise Hi Mujhe Tumhare Dilme Samaaye Rakhna..
    Pyar Ka Ye Rishta Hamesha Banaaye Rakhna..:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Jokes SMS
  • Aisi Ko Si Cheez Hai
    jinke Paas Hoti Hai Wo Use Hila Ke Kaam Chalate Hai
    aur
    jiske Paas Nahi Hoti Wo
    Ungli Daal Kar Kaam Chalate Hai...
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    Dirty Mind
    it Is Toothbrush...
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Jokes SMS
  • VACANCY -
    Job Offer :)
    Railway Me Job Hai
    .
    .
    .
    .
    . Karni Hai?
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    Salary:35,000/-
    Per Month
    .
    .
    .
    Job Details:- . Rajdhani Exp Ki Head Lite
    Kharab Ho Gai Hai
    Torch Lekar Aage Aage Bhagna
    Hai.....:) :p
    Note: Any Intrested Plz Submit U R
    resume In Comment Box :D:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Jokes SMS
  • लडकी- Hello Baby, Tumhari Yaad Aa Rahi Thi...

    लड़का- Abhi Salary Nahi Aayi Hai
    meri..

    लडकी- Acha Chalo..papa Aa Gaye,
    bye.:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Jokes SMS
  • KISINE LAKHO MEIN EK SAMJHA MUJHKO KISNE HAZARO MEIN NEK SAMJHA MUJHKO DIKHAYA JISKO BHI MENE AINA USNE DILSE NIKAL KAR PHEK DIYA.
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Jokes SMS
  • मोहब्बत के खर्चो की बड़ी लंबी कहानी है,कभी फिल्म दिखानी है तो कभी शोपिंग करानी है,मास्टर रोज कहता है कहाँ है फीस के पैसे?उसे समझाऊं मैं कैसे की मुझे छोरीपटानी है!!
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Jokes SMS
  • उसने ये कह के मेरा दिल तोड दिया.. कि "गरीब लोग है प्यार के सिवा दे भी क्या सकते है" .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. और मैने यह कह के उसके सारे दांत तोड दियें.. कि "अमीर है जा और नयेलगवा ले" हाहाहहाह
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Jokes SMS
  • Titanic Kaise Dooba Tha Pata Hai??? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Guluk Guluk Guluk Dubuk Dubuk Bulubulubulu Poochuk . . Haso Mat Its A Sad Story..!.!! :
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Jokes SMS
  • Pappu Ke 1 Dost Ne Pappu ko With Family Apne Ghar Dinner Pe Invite Kiya… . . Pappu Apni Wife Aur 16 Baccho Ko Lekar Dost Ke Ghar Pahucha, . . Dost Uski Family Dekh Kar Gusse Me Poocha: “Lajja Nahi Aayi”? . . . . . . . . . . Pappu: Nahi,Kal Uska Exam Hai : Kasamkhan
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Jokes SMS
  • Har ek se achchi baat karna fitrat hai hamari, Har ek khush rahe ye hasrat hai hamari, Koi hum ko yaad kare ya na kare, Har ek ko yaad karna aadat hai hamari.
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Jokes SMS
  • A Famous Speaker Said: "Best Years of My Life were spent in d Arms of a Woman who wasn-t MY WIFE!" Audience was Shockd & Silent.. He added: SHE WAS MY MOTHER. Applause! A Top Manager tried to crack diz at Home. After 2 Drinks, he said loudly 2 His Wife, in Kitchen: Best Years of My Life were spent in d Arms of a Woman who wasn-t my Wife! Standing 4 a Moment trying 2 recall d 2nd Half, he finally blurted out: I can-t remember who She was. By da time he reg
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Jokes SMS
  • Honth Keh Nahi Sakte Jo Fasana Dil Ka, Shayad Nazar Se Woh Baat Ho Jaye. Is Umeed Mein Karte Hain Intezaar Raat Ka, Ke Shayad Sapne Mein Mulaqat Ho Jaye
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Jokes SMS
  • Mere Sapno Ki Rani Kab Ayegi Tu
    .
    Aye Rut Mastani Kab Ayegi Tu
    .
    Beet Jaye Zindagani Kab Ayegi Tu
    .
    Chali Aa Chali Aa
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    Oye Iam Talking About Electricity!!!:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Jokes SMS
  • Teacher :- Homework Complete Kyu Nahi Kiye Ho! Student :- Teacher Se, Sir... . . . . . . . . . Zaise Aap Mujhe Ghar Ka Homework Yanha Nahi Banane Dete Hai Waise Hi Mujhe Meri Maa Yanha Ka Homework Ghar Pe Nahi Banane Deti Hai...!!!
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Jokes SMS
  • Ladki Bus Stop Pe Bus Ka Wait Kar Rahi Thi,

    Ladki Ko Impress Karne K Liye Pappu Tez Baki Chalte

    huve Ladki K Pass Se Gujra Aur Palat K Vapas Aaya

    aur Ladki Se Bola

    Pappu- Pehchana Kya ?

    Ladki - Nahi

    Pappu - Kya ! Abi To Samne Se Gaya Tha:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Jokes SMS
  • Mene Ek Murga Pakda Or Tokri Me Dala, Sala Niche Se Nikal Gya... Fir Se Pakda Or Tokri Me Dala, Fir Se Sala Niche Se Nikal Gya... Muje Bahut Gussa Aaya , Mene Use Kata , Seka, Bnaya ,Or Khaya, Fir B Sla Niche Se Nikal Gya
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Jokes SMS