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  • Magta hu mout milti hai zindgi. Magta hu mout milti hai zindgi E- mere bhagban Kya yahi apki polshi ho ban gae hai . . . My love
    • 10 years ago



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  • Boy:" Mein Tumhey Bangla Dilaonga, Car Dilaonga, Gold Ke Dher Laga Dunga... . . Girl:" Accha Ye Batao Shaam Ko Park Aao Gey Kya ?? . . . . . Boy:" Haan Agar Dost Ney Bike De Di To... :P :D
    • 10 years ago



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  • BOY apni GIRLFRIEND ki yaad me udas baithe paani me patthar mar raha tha, Itne me ek MEDAK nikla aur bola: aana paani me teri udasi utaaru Saale,, apni wali ke chakkar me meri waali ka sir fod diya.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek aadmi mandir main bol raha tha... Hey Bhagwan.... Teri Kirpa Teri Daya Teri Shradha Teri Aradhna Teri Bhakti Teri Archna Teri Pooja Teri Aarti Teri Maya Teri Geeta Teri Vidhya Teri Riddhi Teri Siddhi Teri Laxmi Teri Karuna Teri Meher Teri Leela Teri Mahima... . . . . . .. . . . . . . Or Meri ek bhi nai??
    • 10 years ago



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  • SaNTa:OyE Tu LaDKi
    DeKh AaYa?
    KaiSi Hai?
    Banta:RaNg Se KaLi Hai AuR
    KaaN Se KaM SuNTi Hai
    SaNTa:ZaRa
    EnGLiSh Me KaHo
    "BLaCK-BeHRRy" Hai.:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
    • 10 years ago



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  • On Suhagraat. Raina to wife: Darwaaze Ki kundi ache se laga do. Wife: Kyu? R: Mere out hote hi Dhoni aa jayega.
    • 10 years ago



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  • अगर आपकी पत्नी आपका कहना नहीं मानती है तो..
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    तो..
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    इतना ध्यान से मत पढ़ो
    किसी की नहीं मानती

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    इसका कोई इलाज नहीं है!:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
    • 10 years ago



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  • आज का ज्ञान: अगर आपकी गर्लफ्रेंड है तो उससे कुछ पैसे उधार ले लें.. कभी छोड़कर नहीं जाएगी!
    • 10 years ago



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  • DoCTor To HiS GirLFrieND: - "KHaT LiKH RaHa Hu KHooN Se, CoLour Na SaMajNa" . . . . "KiSi MareeZ Ka SaMPLe LiYa THa, Mera Na SaMajNa"!;
    • 10 years ago



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  • Apni Badnasibi Ka Haal
    kis Kis Ko Sunau Ae
    dosto...
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    gf K No. Pe Rechrg Krane Gya
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    recharge Wala Uska Bhai Nikla.. :(
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    hat Jao Yaro Hospital Ja Rha Hu
    HAHAHAHA:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
    • 10 years ago



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  • आजकल के विधार्थी . T.V-2 घंटा Facebook -3 घंटा Mobile - 12 घंटा मित्र -1 घंटा अभ्यास-घंटा
    • 10 years ago



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  • एयर होस्टेस पंडित से: सर, क्या लेंगे?
    पंडित-पूरी:cookie:, सब्ज़ी:ramen:, खीर:rice: और लड्डू:tomato:.
    एयर होस्टेस - सर आप किंगफ़िशर के प्लेन
    में
    बैठे हैं,
    विजय माल्या के श्राद्ध में नहीं...
    • 10 years ago



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  • Gadha:Yaar Malik Bahut Marta h Dog:Ghar Chod de. Gadha:Nahi yaar ! Wo hamesa apni Beti se bolta h “Teri” shadi Gadhe se kar Dunga Bas isi umid me Baitha hu
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek Sarabi Ek Din Sarab Peekar Ghar Aaya
    Aur Apni Biwi Se Bola Agar Mere Hath Me
    Es Desh Ki Sarkar Ho To Mai Es Desh Ki
    Takdeer Badal Sakta Hu.
    Wife:haramkhor Pahle Apni Pant To Badal Le
    Jo Subah Se Meri Salwar Pahan Ke Ghum Raha Hai..:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
    • 10 years ago



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  • Kanjoos Ke Roop Mein aapko Yaad Kiya Jayega.. Kanjoosi Ka aapko award Diya Jayega.. Bhool Se Koi SMS Ya Call Na Kar Dena.. Varna Ye award aapse Chheen Liya Jayega.. Sagarr Se7en575
    • 10 years ago



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  • Beta: papa Aapki Chain Khuli Hai. Papa: Sabke Samne Chain Nahi Makeup Box Bola Karo. Beta: Achcha! Papa Apna Makeup Box Band Karlo, Lipstick Dikh Rahi Hai
    • 10 years ago



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  • 1 Admi 1 Lady Se Kehta He-
    Apke Kitne Bache He?



    LADY-"10"



    MAN-Yane Apki Jamin Acchi Upjau Hai!



    LADY-"HARAMI" Meri Jamin Upjau Nahi, Mera KISAAN Mehnati Hai.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Kehte hai pyaar ki seema nahi hoti, Yeh toh dhoka hai jo sab kehte hai, Pyaar ki seema honi chaiye, Taki koi dil kisi aur dil ka na ho jaye.
    • 10 years ago



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  • 1 Aadmi akhrot bech raha tha.. . Pappu ne poocha - ye khane se kya hota hai ? . Aadmi - dimag tezz hota hai. . Pappu : kaise ? . Aadmi : Acchha ye batao 1kilo chaawal me kitne daane hote hain ? . Pappu : pata naheen... Aadmi ne usko ek akhrot khilaya.. . aur bola: Batao 1 darzan me kitne kele hote hai ? . Pappu : 12 . Aadmi : dekha , dimaag tezz hua na.... . Pappu : 1 kilo de do... :D
    • 10 years ago



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  • Kapil Apne Kutte:dog2: K Saath Film ‘Sholay’
    dekhne Gia
    Hero Ne Kaha,
    “Basanti In Kutton K Samne Mut
    nachna!” Kapil Bola ”
    Ticket Lia Hai Tera To Bap Bhi Nache
    ga.:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
    • 10 years ago



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