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  • लड़कियां 5 रूपए रखने के लिए इतना बड़ा झोला लेकर घर से चलती हैं और हम लड़के 500-1000 तो ऊपर की जेब में ही रख लेते हैं :-P
    • 10 years ago



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  • Gf- Kal maine tumhe call kiya to tumne phone kyo nahi uthaya.. . . . . . . BF- Kyo uthau Rs 45 dekar jo gana lagwaya hai wo kya tera baap sunega...
    • 10 years ago



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  • Bekabu Hai Dil Fir Bhi Jiya Ja RahaHu, Khali Hai Botal Fir Bhi Piya Ja RahaHu, Majburi To Dekho Is Dil Ki Reply Nahi Mil Raha Fir Bhi MsgKiya Ja Raha Hu..!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Meri kalam se lafz kho gaye shayad, Aaj wo bhi bewafa ho gaye shayad, Jab neend khuli to palkon me paani tha, Mere khwab mujh pe hi ro gaye shayad.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Rocking MSG of 2day . . . . Ek din ek ladka customer care me call kar ke pucha . . . . " SIR SC-ST logo ke lye kuch OFFER! H kya?
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek SHARABI DARU Pee Pee K"Mar"Gaya,
    Lekin Marte-Marte Bhi Ye Anmol Baat Kah Gaya
    DARU To"Branded"
    Hi Peeta Tha,
    Saala "Liver"
    Hi Local Nikla:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
    • 10 years ago



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  • Har Yaad Me Uski Yaad Rehti Hai Meri Aankho Ko Uski Talash RehtiHai Kuchh Tum Bhi Dua Karo DostoSuna Hai Dosto Ki Fariyad Me Khuda KiFariyad Hoti Hai
    • 10 years ago



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  • Gf ne bf ko call kiya to uss ke bhanje ne fone uthaya.... Gf : Apne uncle ko fon do. Bacha : Aap ka name ? Gf : Apne uncle se kaho unn ki Jaan-e-man ka call hai... Jawab mein bachhey ne jo kaha, usse sunn kar ladki behosh ho gayi... uss ne masumiyat se kaha : "lekin aunty, mobile pe to "JUGAAD" likha hai....
    • 10 years ago



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  • Kaise Kahu Ki Apna Bana Lo Mujhe
    Bahon Me Apni Sama Lo Mujhe
    Aaj Himmat Kar Ke Kahta Hu Ki
    Mai Tumhara Hu Ab Tum Hi Samhalo Mujhe..:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
    • 10 years ago



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  • Satsang Me Baba Ramdev Bole:
    aaj Ki Auratein Itne Jaleel Kapde Pehanti Hain K Sab Nazar Aata Hai..
    Unki Kameez Nazar Aati Hai,
    Unki Taange Nazar Aati Hain,
    Unka Jism Nazar Aata Hai,
    Khula Ang-pardarshan Hota Hai...

    Peeche Se Santa Ki Awaz Aayi, "
    "Baba Ji Aap Parvachan Do..mood Mat Banao Raat Ko Need Nahi Aayegi...
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa To Banta Santa-agar Lion Ko Khula Chodenge To Kya Hoga. Banta-lion Chori Ho Jaayega...:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek Survey Se Malum Hua Hai Ki.. Agar Patni Karwa Chauth K Vrat Ki Bajay. MAUN VRAT Rakhe To Pati Ki Umar Aur Lambi Ho Sakati Hai!!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Sharif Ladkose Jayda Kismat Wale To Gali K Kutte:dog: Hai
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    Kam Se Kam Ladki Palat K Dekhti To Hai Ki Aaraha Hai Ya Nahi ******:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ramu: Tumhe Pata Hai Smart Husband Jaisi Koi Chiz Nahi Hoti Hai. Golu: Tum Kaise Keh Sakte Ho Ramu: Smart Log Husband Hi Nahi Bante. :D
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek Gadhe Ne Santa Ko Laat Mar Di, Aur Baag Gaya. Santa Ko Bada Gussa Aya Vo Bhi Uske Piche Piche Baagne Laga. Bhagte Bhagte Usko Raste Mein Ek Zebra Mila. Santa Ne Usko Zor Se Ek Laat Mari Aur Bola. Santa: “Sale Night Dress Pahan Ke Mujhe Ullu Banata Hai, Bevkoof Samjha Tha Kya“
    • 10 years ago



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  • Wada Karte Hain Dosti Nibhayenge Koshish Yahi Rahegi Tujhe NaSatyaenge Zarurat Pade Toh Dil Se Pukarana Mar Bhi Rahe Honge To MohlatLekar
    • 10 years ago



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  • 1 Aadmi Train Se Utar Ke
    Sardar Se Puchta Hai:
    Ye Kaun Sa Station Hai?
    Sardar Ne Socha Socha,
    Bahot Soocha Or Bola
    Railway Station Hai.:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
    • 10 years ago



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  • पप्पू परीक्षा देकर आया ही था और उसे घर वालों से गालियां मिलने लगी क्योंकि...
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    एयरटेल 4G वाली लड़की ने उसका रिजल्ट घर में बता दिया था।:relaxed::slight_smile::relaxed:
    • 10 years ago



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  • Socha Yaad Na Karke Thoda Tadpaye Unko, Kisi Aur Ka Naam Lekar Jalaye Unko. Par Koi Chot Unko Lagi To Dard Hamein Hoga, Ab Koi Ye Bataye Ke Kis Tarah Satayein Unko
    • 10 years ago



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  • 4 Girls Sitting In Group Can Say: " Tera
    bhai Bada
    mast Dikhta Hai..
    Intro To Karwa...
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    But 4 Guys In A Group Can Never Say:
    " Teri Behen
    to Mast Lagti Hai....:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
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    Isse Kehte Hain Ladko Ke SANSKAAR.
    • 10 years ago



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