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  • Vo Jate Hue Keh Gaye Ki Ab Toh Hum Sirf Tumhare Khwabo Me Hi Aayege... Koi Keh De Unse Jaake Ki Vo Wada Toh Nibhaye Hum Zindagi Bhar Ke Liye So Jayege..
    • 9 years ago



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  • Ek Sardar Ki Bahan Ko Daaku Utha Le Gayd,
    .
    Logon Ne Kaha Daaku Khatarnak Hain Khali Hath Mat Jana,
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    Fir Kya Tha,
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    Sardar,
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    Do Kilo Aam Le Gaya.:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
    • 9 years ago



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  • Koi milta hi nahi humse hamara bankar, wo mile bhi to ek kinara bankar, har khwab hain kanch ki tarah tute, ek yakin hi hai sath sahara bankar.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Cheeti Facebook aur twitter par apna account open karti hai… Lekin woh apna account ek din mein hi band kar deti hai. Aisa kyon? Kyon ki ‘pest control’ ki sabhi companiya usko follow karne lagti hai!
    • 9 years ago



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  • Aapko Miss Karna Meri HOBBY, Aapka Khyal Rakhna Meri JOB, Aapko Khush Rakhna Mera SAPNA, Apke Liye Dua Karna Meri DUTY, & Apko Tang Karna Mera FARZ. H Na..
    • 9 years ago



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  • Always smile U know WHY? Haso! Jiyo! Muskurao! Khush raho! Kya Pata kabhi MUJHSE panga ho jaye aur.. HASNE ke liye DAANT na rahe. Khan
    • 9 years ago



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  • Amitabh publc toilet se pura bhig k nikle.! Jaya:ap to Susu krne gye the? Amtab:Jese me ander gya, koi kamina bola “AMITABH BACHAN” or sab meri taraf Ghum Gaye.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Husband: Raja Dasarath Ke 3
    Rani
    Thi..
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    Wife: To Kya..?
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    Husband: To Main 2 Shaadiya
    Aur
    Kar Sakta Hu........
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    Wife: Draupadi Ka Naam Suna
    Hai?
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    Husband: Tu Bhi Na Pagli Dil Pe
    Le Leti Hai......:):relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
    • 9 years ago



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  • Truth... Ladkiyo ki Shakal itni buri nahi hoti jitni unke Voter-Id-Card me hoti hai.. . . . . . . . . Aur itni sunder bhi nahi hoti jitni Facebook ki profile me hoti hai..
    • 9 years ago



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  • 1 Baat Bataon RAAZ Ki,
    karo Us Ladki Se "AASHQUI",
    Jis Ke Chehre Pe Ho "SAADGI",
    Sanson Mein Ho "TAAZGI",
    Chandni Ho "CHAND Ki,
    Rani Ho "RAAT" Ki,
    Khushbu Ho "GULAB" Ki,
    Baatein Kare "PYAR" Ki,
    Nazuk Ho "MIZAJ" Ki,
    Achhi Ho "IKHLAQ" Ki,
    Paband Ho "NAMAZ" Ki,
    Khidmat Kare "MAA,BAAP" Ki,
    Aur Hamesha Kahe!
    MAIN HOON SIRF AAP KI ..iiio:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
    • 9 years ago



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  • Suna Hai Kal aapki Kanpati Pe Bandar Ne Banduk Rakhi.. Or apko 2 Option Diye.. 1. Jaan Do Ya 2. Use Kiss Karo. Khushi Hui Ke aaj aap Zinda ho.. Great Decision
    • 9 years ago



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  • Hari baaji ko jeetne wale ko Baajigar kehte hai...aur. . . . Jo jeeti huyi baaji ko hara de, use kehte hai...Ishant Sharma !
    • 9 years ago



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  • Tomi take vallobasho je tomake kosto dey..... Tomi take kosto dio na je tomake vallobashe.... pithivir kache hoyto tomi kichui na... kintu karo kache.... tomi tar pithivi.....
    • 9 years ago



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  • Thokar khakar gungunana hi ZINDEGI hai..... Gam pikar muskurana ZINDEGI hai... 1 ladki dhoka dey to koi baat nahin, Sab kuch bhul kar dusri patana hi ZINDEGI hai
    • 9 years ago



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  • Usne utari saree fir aayi peticoat ki bari blouse to pahle hi diya tha utar ziyadah excited mat ho yaar yeh tha kapde sukhane ka taar .... K.
    • 9 years ago



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  • अमीर आदमी - मेरे पास गाड़ी है, बंगला है, नौकर है, फार्महाउस है…. तेरे पास क्या है ? . . . गरीब आदमी - मेरे पास एक बेटा है… जिसकी गर्ल-फ्रेंड तेरी बेटी है … !!!
    • 9 years ago



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  • भगवान का दिया हुआ सब कुछ है... दौलत है, शोहरत है, ईज्जत है, पर साथ डांडिया खेलने वाली नहीं है
    • 9 years ago



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  • Dosti Ek Sagar :fog:hai Aur Dost
    machhaliya:fish: Hai,

    Mai Tume Mere Dil Mai Sambhalkar
    rakhunga,

    Par Agar Tumne Dur Jane Ki Koshish Ki
    To

    khuda Kasam Pani :fog:se Nikal Kar Billi :cat:ko
    de Dunga.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Money Can Buy A House Not Home A Bed But Not Sleep, Medicine But Not Health, Money Is Dirty It Only Causes Pain And Suffering Send Me All Ur Money And Be Happy!
    • 9 years ago



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  • Are O SAMBHA Mere Kitne SMS Mile...

    Srdar Bahut Se...

    Aur Tumne Kitne Bheje?...

    1Bhi Nhi...

    Dhikkar Hai...

    Ab Tak Bahut SMS Kha Liye...

    Le Ek Aur Kha...:slight_smile::slight_smile::slight_smile:
    • 9 years ago



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