पुलिस: मैडम... दरवाजा खोलिए आपके पति ट्रक के नीचे आकर पापड़ बन गये हैँ। . . . . . . पत्नी: तो दरवाजा खोलने की क्या जरूरत हैँ,नीचे से सरका दो।:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
Chup h0 kisi waja se hamy mal0om nhi lekin..
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Dil doob sa jata hai jb bakwas nhi krty:P
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/ / alfaz
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, ehmiat check kar apni pagal!:D
Santa ne apni wife su pucha ki saadi ke pahle tumhare kitne boyfriend the.To uski wife kuch bi nahi boli.To Santa ne jod se kaha abe kuch to bola. TO Uski wife ne kaha abi tak ginti kar rahi hu.
1 Ladki Coke Pi Rahi Thi,
Achanak Us Me Se 1 Machhar Nikla
MACHHAR Bola : Maa.
Ladki: Mein Teri MAA Nahi Hu.
Machhar: Aisa Na Bol Maa,
Mein Teri COCK Se Nikla Hoon.
Chor pakadne ki machine bani
USA mai- i din mai 9 pakde gye
China mai- 30
UK mai- 50 pr
INDIAmai-1 gante mai machine chori ho gyi
east or west INDIA is the best
An EnGineering Student Went & Proposed A girl Girl : What Can U Do To Make Me Love You ? Boy : I Will Do What Ever U Want, Ivl Bring stars From The Sky, I Vl Jump From Where Ever U Say, I Vl do Anything For U. ... Girl : Can U Complete Ur Enggnrng Without A single Back??:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed: . . . Boy : Chalta Hu Behan..... Apna Khyal Rakhna ...
rajib: A thief broke into our house last night. He was searching for money.
sousif: What did you do?
rajib: I got up, turned on all the lights and started searching with him!
Majnu ko laila ka sms nahi aaya,
majnu ne teen din tak Khana nahi khaya,
majnu marne wala hai laila ke pyar mein,
laila baithi hai sms free hone ke intazar mein.
Wife : Tumhe Pyar Karna Nahi Aata.... husb : To Kya Ye 3 Bachhe Internet Se Download Kiya Hain? wife: Nahi Ye To Tumhare Dost Ke PEN DRIVE Se Liye Hai...
Wife:
Har Haftay Tum
Fishing Ke Liye Jatay Ho Naa.?
Husband:Haan,Haan To.?
Wife:
Haramzade Aaj Woh Machhli Aayi Thi,
Keh Rahi Thi Ki
Woh Maa Banne Wali Hai.