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  • Ek chor Sardar jee k mobile ko lekar bhar raha tha. Sardar hasne laga Banta : Wo tumhare mobile ko lekar bhag raha hai aur tum hans rahe ho. Sardar : Bhagne do, charger to mere paas hai!
    • 10 years ago



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  • टीचर :- एक तरफ पैसा, दुसरी तरफ अक्कल, क्या चुनोगे ? विद्यार्थीः पैसा. टीचर :- गलत,मै अक्कल चुनती विद्यार्थीः- आप सही कह रही हो मेडम, जिसके पास जिस चीज की कमी होती है वो वही चुनता है ............... दे थप्पड़ दे चपेट दे थप्पड़ दे चपेट टीचर ने उसे बहूत पिटा ....
    • 10 years ago



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  • wo dava kahase lau jo is dard mitade, wo dil kahase lau jo unko bhula de, milna to taqdiro me hota hai, wo taqdir kahase lau jo unse mila de.
    • 10 years ago



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  • full form of pyar... P-pagal hona Y-yadon m khona A-akela tnha hona R-roj ka rona dhona........ Isliy dont do pyar only line mar....
    • 10 years ago



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  • CiD Ne Sony Se Naata Jod Liya...

    CiD Ne Sony Se Naata Jod Liya...

    Jis Room Mein Mana Raha Tha Abhijeet Suhagraat,


    Daya Ne Uska Bhi Darwaza Tod Diya...!!:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
    • 10 years ago



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  • Girl To Pappu (in college): Hey Guy! Where is the princepal office? Santa: Pappu ye tujhe gay bol rahi hai. Pappu (Style Me): Sorry, bakariyo se hamara princepal nahi milta. :D
    • 10 years ago



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  • Wo Almari Hi Kya Jisme Racknahi..
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    Wah-wah
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    Wo Almari Hi Kya Jisme Racknahi..
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    Wah-wah
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    Aur Wo Engginering Hi Kya Jisme Back Nhi..!!
    Djsumit:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
    • 10 years ago



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  • Father : Tumhare Result ka kya hua.. ?? . . . Son : Headmaster ka beta fail ho gaya... . . . Father : Aur tum.. ?? . . . Son : Doctor ka beta bhi fail ho gaya... . . . Father : Aur tumhara result kaisa aaya.. ?? . . . Son : Wo Lawyer Ka Beta Bhi Fail Ho gya... . . Father : Kamine main tera pooch raha hoon... . . . . . Son : To tum kaun se RAJNIKANT ho.. ?? Tumhara Beta Bhi Fail Hai... :P -O :-D
    • 10 years ago



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  • 1 Saasu maa Apne 3 Damado ka pyar dekhne k liye dariya me kood gayi 1 damad ne bacha liya... . . Saas ne use Car di 2nd day fir kudi . . 2nd damad ne bachaya, to bike mili.. . . 3rd day fir kudi.. . . 3rd damad ne socha"Cycle hi reh gayi hai, kya fayda" Aur saas doob gayi Agle din us damad ko Mercedes mili Kaise..??? . . . . Sasur ne di...:/ :p
    • 10 years ago



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  • ram ke ghar ek phone aya. ram:hello phone:roshni hai kya? ram:nahi. phone:toh mombatti jala lo.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Train me… 1Aadmi: Bhai is borey par baith jaun? 2nd: Nhi tarbuz foot jayenge., 1st: Acha to isme tarbuz hai? 2nd: Nahi isme keel hai.. tarbuz to apke footenge =))
    • 10 years ago



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  • Arz Kiya Hai Muskarana To Har Ladki Ki Adaa Hai. Wah Wah. Gor Farmaiye. Muskarana To Har Ladki Ki Adaa Hai. Use Jo Mohabbat Samjhe Wo Sabse Bada Gadha Hai.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Boy : Jan-e-man! Totay howay dil se pyaar karogi ya dil tootnay tak pyaar karogi? Girl : Kameenay! Tuti hoi chappal say pitay ga ya chappal tootnay tak pitega.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Unko lagta h ki hum bewafa h Dariya ke saath terne wali daal Wo hum hai Ghut k pav nahi hote Hume ghutha khane valo.. Agar bharam k us ghut se Vo hame hamesha yaad karti h to Wo ghut hum hai... I miss #heartblock
    • 10 years ago



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  • Jawani Ke Din Chamkile Ho Gaye..husn Ke Tiwar Nokile Ho Gaye...faisla Lene Me Ham Itne Dhile Ho Gaye.,ki Unke Haath Pile Ho Gaye.?:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
    • 10 years ago



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  • Kabhi milo humse Time nikal kar hum Aapko Gol-Gappe Tikki Gulab-Jamun Jalebi Burgur Samosa puri Anda Aur Coldrink Se hone wale Nuksan ke baare me btayenge.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Kya lekar aye thay? kya lekar jaoge …? mujhe sms nahi kar k kitne paise bachao ge, itne paise bacha kar kya.. MOBILE MAIN CNG LAGWAO GE.
    • 10 years ago



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  • 1 Admi Train Se Utar Ke Santa Se Puchhta Hai: Ye Kaunsa Station He?
    Santa Ne Bahut Socha Aur Bola Railway Station Hai:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
    • 10 years ago



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  • Mosam badla garmi ho gyi, apke sms k bina zindagi tang ho gyi, kya apke inbox me sms ki kami ho gyi, ya fir humara sms padke bolti band ho gyi...
    • 10 years ago



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  • 2 Studnts Cheating Karne Hi Wale The Ke
    Teachr Agya Or Pucha:
    Tum Se Peche Wale Larke Ne Abi Kya Pucha?
    Studnt: Sir Is Ne Pucha Japan Ka Capital Kya Hai.
    Teachr: Toh Tum Ne Bata Dya?
    Studnt: Nai Sir...Mene Isko Danta Tha
    K Abi To Tu Ne Muje Toka Hai Mgr Ab Na "TOKYO" ;) :P:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
    • 10 years ago



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