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Spne Ki Tarah tuje Sja K Rkhu Chandni Raat K Nazaron Se Chhupa K Rkhu Meri Tqdeer Mere Sath Nhi vrna msg na krne wale tuje Apne Samne "MURGA BNA K RKkHU

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Aaj Ka Gyaan “लड़की और नौकरी तभी छोड़ें…… जब दूसरी हांथ में हो!!"

10 years ago

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Santa भाग बे सांप निकला है Banta रुक मै सीढ़ी लेकर आता हूँ? Santa क्यों? Banta सांप सीढ़ी खेलेंगे।

10 years ago

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Ladkiyan ek dusre ko gift deti hai perfume earring suits flowers chocolates or ladke..?? . . .Ye le LADKI ka number.. Bas mera naam nahi aana chahiye.. :D :P

10 years ago

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गणित से परेशान एक विद्यार्थी गुरु जी से: अगर शून्य की खोज आर्यभट्ट ने की थी, और आर्यभट्ट का जन्म कलयुग में हुआ, तो उससे पहले 100 कौरव और रावण के 10 सर की गिनती किसने की थी? गुरु जी अवकाश लेकर उत्तर की खोज में भटक रहे हैं

10 years ago

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Girlz Status On Fb "Wo Bewafa Nikla" Coments By Guys. Dear Wo Apke Layek Tha Hi Nhi Tum Kahan Wo Sala Bandar Kahan Humne To Pehle Hi Kha Sub Mere Jaise Nhi Hote Kabi Hume Try Karke Dekho Pta Chlega Bhrosa Kya Hai Jo B Hua Acha Hi Hua Dont Wory Janu Guys Status On Fb "Wo Bewfa Nikli" Coments By Close Frnds 1 Saley Teri Shakal Hi Gadhe JaisiHai 2 Tere Se Aj Tak Koi Pati Hai? 3 Tujh Jaiso Se B Ladki Pategi 4 Tere Se Kuch Nhi Hoga Dude Chal Ab Uska No Mujhe De.

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,Class Me Padhate Hue Medam K Blouse K 2 Button Khul Gaye, Ye Dekh Kar 2 Ladke Hasne Lage, Is Par Madam Boli- Chup Hote Ho Ya Nikalu Bahar 2no Ko.

10 years ago

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बजरँगी भाईजान और उनकी पूरी टीम को मुर्ख दिवस की बधाई जो पाकिस्तानी सेक्युरिटी को मुर्ख बनाकर मुन्नी को उसके घर तक भेजने में कामयाब रही !:slight_smile::slight_smile::slight_smile:

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A Famous Speaker Said: "Best Years of My Life were spent in d Arms of a Woman who wasn-t MY WIFE!" Audience was Shockd & Silent.. He added: SHE WAS MY MOTHER. Applause! A Top Manager tried to crack diz at Home. After 2 Drinks, he said loudly 2 His Wife, in Kitchen: Best Years of My Life were spent in d Arms of a Woman who wasn-t my Wife! Standing 4 a Moment trying 2 recall d 2nd Half, he finally blurted out: I can-t remember who She was. By da time he reg

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Billi ne Bandar se I LOV U kaha Bndar ne puchha mujse dr nhi lgta? . Billi ne HANUMANJI ka photo dikhaya or kha tuj me rab dikhta h,yaara me kya kru...:...like

10 years ago

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TEACHER: Kisi B Ghar Ki Rakhwali K Liye Kutta Sb Se Best Janwar Hai STDNT: Is Ka Mtlb Hamara Mulk Mehfooz Hy? Teacher: Nahi, Nasal Nasal me bhi Farq hota hai

10 years ago

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Aansu tere nikale to Aankhe meri ho dil tera dhadake to dhadkan meri ho khuda kare ki apani dosti itani gaheri ho baap tu bane to mehanat meri ho .....!

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Santa : Docter, This Medicine Not Availeble At Any Store. Doc : Oh, Sorry. I Forget To Write The Medicine, That Was My Signature !

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Bohat purani kahawat hai . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Is liye mujhe yaad nahi Kal Soch kE BaTaUnGa ..

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Girlfriend Ne Kiya Kiss Aur Jal Gye Mere Lips. Girlfriend Ne Kiya Kiss Or Jal Gye Mere Lips. Kyuki Vo Kha Kar Ayi Thi Indian "Bingo Red Chilly Chips".

10 years ago

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पप्पू गर्लफ्रेंड के साथ पहली बार डेट पर गया,

बोलाः यह मेरी पहली डेट है डार्लिंग, कोई गलती या कमी रह जाए तो छोटा भाई समझ कर माफ कर देना।:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

10 years ago

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believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party.

10 years ago

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1 Pagal Aaina Dekh Ke Sochne Laga . Isko Kahi Dekha Hai . . . . . . Thodi Der Sochne Ke Baad "O Teri " Ye To Wohi Hai . . . . . . . . . Jo Mere Saath Us din BAAL Katwa Raha Tha..

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Aaju-Tere Papa Tailor Hai Or
Teri Shirt Fati Hai,

Muju-Sharm Ki Baat To Ye He Ki
Tere Papa Dentist He Or Tera Bhai Bina DANT Ke Paida Hua
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10 years ago

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If U Have 1 Father, Call Me.
If U Have 2 Fathers, Sms Me.
If U Have 3 Fathers, Miss Call Me.
If I M Your Father, Just Ignore This Message.:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

10 years ago

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