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  • Is Behte Dard Ko Mat Roko Ye To Saza Hai Kisi Ke Intezaar Ki Log Inhe Aansu Kahe Ya Deewangi Par Ye To Nishani Hain Kisi Ke Pyar Ki.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Mere diye ek ghaw ka wo nishan mujhe bata rha hai Ae dost Kaise kahe ki mere dil mai kaid uske diye dard ka samandar hai
    • 10 years ago



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  • Indian Govt kahti hai ki ek ladki padhai kar le to pariwar ke 4 logo ko shikshit kr sakti hai. . . . Par ek ladki collage jaati hai to 40 ldke FAIL ho jate h uska kya?? Agree Boys ? Thoko Likes
    • 10 years ago



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  • 1 baat bataon RAAZ ki, karo us ladki se "AASHQUI", Jis ke chehre pe ho "SAADGI", Sanson mein ho "TAAZGI", Chandni ho "CHAND ki, Rani ho "RAAT" ki, Khushbu ho "GULAB" ki, Baatein kare "PYAR" ki, Nazuk ho "MIZAJ" ki, Achhi ho "IKHLAQ" ki, Paband ho "NAMAZ" ki, Khidmat kare "MAA,BAAP" ki, Aur hamesha kahe! MAIN HOON SIRF AAP KI ..iiio
    • 10 years ago



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  • 1 Pagal Aaina Dekh Ke Sochne Laga Isko Kahi Dekha Hai Thodi Der Sochne Ke Baad "O Teri" Ye To Wohi Hai Jo Mere Saath Us din BAAL Katwa Raha Tha.
    • 10 years ago



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  • जितना अधिक पैसा कमाना, उतना ही खाना कम खाना, फिर भी पैसे के पीछे भागना, यह दुनिया है या पागलखाना ।
    • 10 years ago



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  • लड़का: डैड मम्मी नहीं है घर पे, आ जाओ कुछ तो करेंगे मिलके…. लड़की: तू रहने दे कमीने, ऐसे ही एक बार बुला के बरतन धुलवाया था मुझसे!!
    • 10 years ago



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  • REALITY OF FACEBOOK: . Kali kaluti ladki, FB name WHITE ANGEL . . Motta Genda Ladka, FB name SMARTY GUY . . Darpook looser bacha, FB name THE KILLER . . Muhally ki Desi Ladki, FB name PRINCESS ROCKS . . 45 years ki Aunty, FB name THE DOLL RETURNS . . . 60 years ka baba, FB name THE YOUNG KING...:
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ladki Sath Ho To Restaurant Ka Bill . Ladki Door Ho To Mobile Ka Bill . . . Aur . . . Ladki Hamesha Ke Liye Hi Door Ho Jaye To . . . "Daru Ka Bill" . . . Isliye Na Lagao Dil, Na Aayega Bill
    • 10 years ago



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  • Matt Pochou Kesey Guzrta Hy, Her Pal Tere Bina, Kabhi Bat Karney Ki Hasrat, Kabhi Dekhne Ki Tamna....!!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Wo Khafa Bhi Hota Hai To Zahir Nahi Karta,
    Kasoorwar Hain Hum Ye Bhala Khabar Kaise Ho,
    Jiske Deed Se Dhadkano Ko Rahat Hoti Hai,
    Aadin Bina Us Chand Ke Zindagi Ye Basar Kaise Ho.:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
    • 10 years ago



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  • Vidaai ke samy dulhe ka mobile baja,dulhan ne thappad mara? ringtone thi-dil me chupake arman le chale,maut ka saman.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Akti notun sokal, kichu sundor sopno, akmuto sada meg, kichu misty onuboti, r kichu shopnil srity, ai niea suru hok tomar agami sokal.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Sir- Smajh tuje 10 laddu diye. Boy- Muje? Sir- Samajh na tere baap ka kya jata hai. Usse mein se 5 muje diye to tere paas kitne bache. Boy- 20 Sir- Kaise Boy- Samajh na tere baap ka kya jata hai.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Lady drinking coke, machhar falls in. Lady takes it out, machhar says "MAA"! Lady asks why did you call me "MAA"? machhar says, "Main teri coke se nikla hoon, MAA!"..
    • 10 years ago



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  • DON Ka Intezaar To 11 Colleges Ki Ladkiya Karti Hai...
    Lekin DON Ka College Aana Mushkil Hi Nahi Namumkin Hai, Kyonki?




    Kyonki?




    Kyonki?




    DON
    10th Fail Hai...:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
    • 10 years ago



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  • Neeche Dekho Apna New Year GIFT . . . . . . . Dil Karta Hai Ek Ghuma K Maru Aj New Year Hai Kya,,,? Bade Aaye GIFT Lene
    • 10 years ago



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  • Girlfriend drinking Whiskey with her boyfriend. . .. 2-4 peg pine k bad girlfriend - tum kaun ho........?? . Boyfriend - pagal ho gayi h kya ? Apne jaanu ko bhool gyi . . . Girlfriend- nasha har gum ko bhula deta hai...... Bhai Sahab..:D
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek Pagal Ne Lov Letter Likha Dusre Ne Dekh Liya Or Kaha Isme To Kuch Likha Nahi Hai Ye To Blank Hai To Pahle Ne Kaha Ajkal Ladai Hai Bolchal Band Hai :relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
    • 10 years ago



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  • Aapko pataa hai ki Popcorn ko garm tave par rakhne par wo uchhalte kyun hai? . . . Nahi pata ..? . . . Kabhi khud baith kar dekhna .. Pata chal jayega …
    • 10 years ago



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