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  • ProposeKarne Ka Naya Tariqa . Boy: Mujhe Aap Ke Signature Chahiyen. . Girl: Kahan Pe? . Boy: Marriage Certificate Per
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek Faqeer tha… Bheekh maangne ke liye masjid ke bahar baitha tha.. . . Sab namaazi Ankh bacha kar chale gaye Aur use kuchh na mila. Wo phir church gaya, Phir mandir Or Phir gurudware. Lekin, usko kisi ne kuch na diya.. Aakhir mein wo Ek Beer bar ke bahar aa kar baith gaya.. Jo bhi sharabi bahar nikalte woh uske katore me kuch daal dete.. Uska katora noto se bhar gaya… Fakir bola. “Waah re Prabhu” Rehte kahan ho, Aur Address kahan ka Dete ho..!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Girl to her engineer bf: Tum mujhe dhokha toh nhi doge na? He: Ab tu bhi mera mazak udayegi? Tujhe dhokha dene ke liye dusri kaha se launga? :/
    • 10 years ago



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  • Na ishq ,na pyar , na mohabbat yaro. Dewdas ke mafik jan mat do do yaro. Apna to ek hi usul hai yaro. Na chandramukhi na paro jo dikhe us pe line maro.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Indian reet.... .. Girl khud hi pat jayae to pyaar...., .. Dost pata le to uphaar.., .. Gharwale le aaye to sanskaar..., .. aur jab khud pata k Ghar le ao to Hahakaar...
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek Survey Se Malum Hua Hai Ki.. Agar Patni Karwa Chauth K Vrat Ki Bajay. MAUN VRAT Rakhe To Pati Ki Umar Aur Lambi Ho Sakati Hai!!
    • 10 years ago



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  • ACTVT:
    Garib Son: Mene Spna Dekha Ke Mera 1 Pair Zmin Pe Or Dusra Aasman Me!
    Garib Maa: Aise Sapne Mat Dekha Kr Beta
    1Hi Chaddi He Wo B Fatt Jayegi:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
    • 10 years ago



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  • boy to girl:tum nahati nahi ho kya.girl:nahi to roj nahati hu,par tumne esa q pucha.boy:kabhi dekha nahi na isliye.ha ha
    • 10 years ago



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  • BhaKt- BabaJi Mai Har Baat BhooL Jata Hu Or GaaLi BaK Deta Hu.. Baba- Kab Se Hai yE ProbLem? BhaKt- Kaun Si ProbLem Be Kutte. :D :P
    • 10 years ago



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  • Chala mai jab bhi ek kadam teri taraf, na jane ye fasla kese bad gaya. mai to sath hi chalta raha tere, fir tu kese aage nikal gaya.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Pappu shirt utar ke balcony me khada ta...!! 1 admi - wah Pappu ji kya Mast chest hai.. ... . . Pappu : - are ye kuch bi nai, . . . teri bhabi ki dekhenga to hil jaaega
    • 10 years ago



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  • PAPPU : UncLe
    Mai 1 Larki Se PYaR KaRTa Hu.:)
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    UnCLe: Tu UsKe BaaP Ko CoFFee
    PiLaNe LeJa AuR SHaDi Ki BaaT KaR,
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    PAPPU : UnCLe, CHaLiYe CoFFee
    PiTe
    hai:p;):D
    UnclE ShocKzZ:o:PAPPU
    • 10 years ago



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  • Boy: I want to say something to you. Girl: What? Boy: Its 3 words and 8 letters. Girl: I know. Its I love You. But I Dont. Boy: No no. Girl: Then what? Boy: Go To Hell.:D So Dont Be Over Smart :P
    • 10 years ago



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  • Pyar to humein bhi karna tha, par kuch khaas nahi hua. Tajmahal to humein bhi banana tha.. par afsoos ke....
    • 10 years ago



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  • 1 Sardar library me 3 Ghante 1 Book padhne k Baad bola SO BORING itne sare characters but no story. Librarian- Sardar Ji, wo TELEPHONE DIARY thi.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Teri mohabbat ka har sila har hal me dunga Kisi aur ne yeh dil manga to tal dunga To dil kaha tu bewafa hai to is dil ko seene se nikal kar faik dunga
    • 10 years ago



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  • Tina Naam Ki Ladki Apni Familly Ke Saath Rahne Pappu Ko Pados Mein Aayi Ek Din Tina Apni Maa Ke Paas Aayi Aur Jor-Jor Se Rone Lagi. Maa Ne Puchha: “Kya Hua Hai Beti Ro Kyu Rahi Ho?” Tina Rote Hue: “Mummy, Pappu Ne Meri Choot Faad Di” Maa Gusse Se: “Kyun?” Tina: “Mene Us Se Pucha Ki Tumhare Mummy – Papa Kya Karte Hain. Wo Land Daal Ke Bola Ye Karte Hain“
    • 10 years ago



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  • BOY 2 GIRL- Likhe jo KHAT tuje, wo teri YAAD me, sare padh liye papa ne RAAT me, Swera jb hua to JUTE pad gye, wo "FANAA" wale baal "GHAJNI" me badal gaye
    • 10 years ago



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  • Teacher Ne Aaj Mujhse Pucha Ki: "Sir Narendra Modi Hamare Desh Ke P.m. Honge To Kya Hoga ?" Main Bola Ki :"Auro Ka To Pata Nahi, Magar Pakistan Zaroorr Hum Se Kashmir Ki Bajaye Lahore Mangega!!!"
    • 10 years ago



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  • Boy: Last Baar Puchh Raha Hu. Do U Love Me.? Girl: Nahi. Boy: Soch Lo.? Girl: Kah Diya Na Nahi. Boy: Waiter Bill Alag-Alag Lana. Girl: Tum To Mazak Bhi Nahi Samajte.
    • 10 years ago



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