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  • LADKIYA 2 Type Ki Hoti Hai, . 1st : BORING 2nd : INTERSTING . . . . BORING : jo DHOOP mein bhi UMBRELLA le kar ghumti hain. . INTERESTING : Jo baarish mein bhi Jaan-bujh kar UMBRELLA ghar bhool jati hain..!
    • 9 years ago



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  • Main to yuhin pani ko Gour se dekh raha tha.. DOSTO Itne mein ek machli nikal kar boli Kamine tere ghar me, MAA-BEHAN nahi hai kya.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Books Saamne Rakh Kar B Na Padhne Dene Wali KAALI SHAKTI Ko Kya Kehte Hai? . . . . . . Ans:"MOBILE"
    • 9 years ago



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  • Neend Tut Gyi Par Khawab Wahi Hai, . . Door Rahte Hai Par Pyaar Wahi Hai, . . Jante Hai Aapse Mil Nahi Skte, . . Mager in Aankho Me Aapke Liye intzaar Wahi Hai. !!:::~ Jai Shree Krishna ~:::!!
    • 9 years ago



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  • Sabne Kaha Friendship Ek Dard Hai,
    Humne Kaha Dard Kabool Hai,
    Subne Kaha Is Dard Ke Saath Jee Na Paogay,
    Humne Kaha Teri Friendship Ki Saath Marna Kabool Hai.:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
    • 9 years ago



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  • BF in a romantic mood- Aaj mausam kitna suhana hai .... Thandi hawa bhi hai:..... Badal bhi hai aasman me ... Barish bi hone wali hai....Tumhe kya lagta hai? . . . . . . . . . . GF - Mujhe to lagta hai ki Aaj mera game hai....!! :D
    • 9 years ago



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  • Mat Puchna Ush Kagaz Ka Hal, Jish Par Ham Dil E Byan Likhtey Hein, Vo Klam Bhi Kitni Deewani Hai, Jish Se Hum Aap Ka Nam Likhtey Hein
    • 9 years ago



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  • Parhai 2 tarikon sey hoti hai… 1-Khud sey… 2-Dar sey… But parhai hum kartay nhe hain… Aur dar humain kisi ka nhe hai… Send to all the dabang students
    • 9 years ago



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  • टीचर - बताओ अगर एक छोटा ग्रह पृथ्वी से टकरा जायेगा तो क्या होगा। मोनू - टन्न्न्न्न्न की आवाज आएगी। टीचर - क्यों। मोनू - क्योकि ये दुनिया, ये दुनिया पीतल दी।
    • 9 years ago



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  • SMS Bhi Bahut Kamal Ki Chiz H

    20 Paglo Ko Karo

    10 Padhte Hi Nhi
    5 Delete Kar Dete H
    4 Ka Inbox Full Hota H

    Bas 1 Hi Pagal Pura
    SMS :envelope:Padhta H
    Thank You Yaar
    • 9 years ago



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  • Today I Met Mario......
    (wahi Game Wala )
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    i Asked Him: Do U
    remember Me??????
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    he Replied : No........
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    i Said : Kamine ......
    i Have Lost My Whole
    childhood To Save Ur
    life And Ur Gf... ::relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
    • 9 years ago



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  • Mujhse Kha Ishwar Ne Mat Kr Intjar Is Janam Me Uska Milna Namumkin Hai. Maine Hha Agle Janam Me To Mumkin Hai. Usne Kha Pachtayega. Maine Kha Dekhte Hai, Tu Meri Rooh Ko Kitna Tadpayega. Usne Kha Chod Use, Chal Tujhe Jannat Ki Sair karata Hu, Maine Kha Aa Dekh Mere Yar Ka Muskurata Hua Chehra Tujhe Jannat Zamin Par Najar Ayegi, Til Milakar Usne Kha, Mat Bhul Ki Tu Hai To Ek Insan, Maine Kha Mila De Mujhe Mere Pyar Se Aur Sabit Kr Ki Tu Hai Bhagwan...! ORD:clubs:
    • 9 years ago



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  • Girl: Arey itna bada munh mein kaise lungi. Boy: Jaldi se munh kholo. Girl: Oops sare kapray geele ho gaye. Boy: Aur lo gee. Girl: NA baba na yeh Gol Gappe tum he kahoo.
    • 9 years ago



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  • At Desi wedding Boy 1-"Yaar, Pili wali meri." . . . Boy2- Acha? Lal wali meri phir. . . . Boy3- Saale, kuch to sharam kar Lal wali ke hi shaadi pe aaye h :P :D
    • 9 years ago



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  • आँखे आज भी उस हरामखोर को ढूंढ रही है, जिसने बचपन में यह अफवाह फेलाई थी, मोर का पंख किताब में रखने से विद्या आती है, और गुलाब का फूल किताब में रखने से, गर्लफ्रेंड मिलती है.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Meelon Ke Faaslon Me Bhi Doori NaHo, Baat Na Ho Aisi Koi Majboori NaHo, Meri Tamanna Hai Aap Dost RaheHar Dam, Aap Dua Karna Meri Ye TamannaKabhi Adhoori Na Ho.
    • 9 years ago



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  • मत छीनो हम Students से Mobile, हम तन्हा रहने से डरते है, लेलो Exam Facebook पर ही, क्योंकि यही इक काम है जो हम मन, लगाकर करते है..
    • 9 years ago



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  • वो बचपन भी कितना हसीन था जब सरेआम रोया करते थे।
    अब एक आँसू भी निकले तो लोग सवाल करते हैं...
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    क्यों भाई ये वाली भी छोड़ गयी क्या?:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
    • 9 years ago



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  • Girl : Mera Facebook Pe Account Ban Sakta Hai Kya??? . . . . . Boy : Haa Yaar Ban Sakta Hai.. . Tumhara Kya Kisi Ka Bhi Ban Sakta Hai.. . . . Girl : To Main Apne Account Me PAISA Jama Kara Sakti Hu.. . . . Girl : Kya Hua..??? . . Lagta Hai Tumko Bhi Zyada Knowledge Nahi Hai Is Baare Me..
    • 9 years ago



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