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  • Teri Khamoshi Aur Udasi Ki Wajah
    hum Samajh Na Sake Ae Dost, . . . .
    Wo To Shaam Ko Teri Mummy Ne
    bataya Ke Aaj Teri Chappal Se Pitai
    hui Hai!! ...:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
    • 9 years ago



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  • Ladies ko petrol pump ke bahar kyu utar diya jata hai? . . . . kyun ki . . . . . . Petrol pump par likha hota hai-: Aag lagane wali cheje bahar rakhe...
    • 9 years ago



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  • Ishq wale ankho ki baat samajh lete hai, Sapno me mil jaye to mulakat samajh lete hai, rota to aasma bhi hai Pyaar ke liye, par log use barsat samajh lete hai.
    • 9 years ago



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  • boy : chalti hai kya 9se12? girl:chal boy:kaha? girl : principal k pas! boy:lo ab apni sister se mazak bhi nahi kar sakta! girl:bewkuf,chhutti mangne.....sitam
    • 9 years ago



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  • Ek Survey Se Malum Hua Hai Ki.. Agar Patni Karwa Chauth K Vrat Ki Bajay. MAUN VRAT Rakhe To Pati Ki Umar Aur Lambi Ho Sakati Hai!!
    • 9 years ago



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  • History Ki Teacher Ne Pappu Ko Khada Kiya Aur Sawal Puchha.... Teacher: “ Batao Ganga Kahan Se Nikalti Hai Aur Kaha Ja Ke Milti Hai??? ” Pappu: “ Madam, Ganga School Ke Bahane Ghar Se Nikalti Hai Aur Mandir Ke Piche Vivek Se Jaakar Milti Hai.”
    • 9 years ago



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  • Pyar Mein Kabhi Kabhi Aisa Ho Jaata Hai
    girlfriend Ne Shaadi Se Enkaar Kaar Diya
    Socha Dil Diya Hai Aab Jaan Bhi Denge Sanam
    pr Kamine Dosto Ne Daru Pilaa Ke Usi Ke Baaraat Me
    nchwaa Diya...:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
    • 9 years ago



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  • Murgi anda deti hai & cow doodh deti hai to aisa koun hai jo dono deta hai socho... ... ... ... nahi pata? ... . Ans - DUKANDAR . Intelligent hoon, par maa kasam kabhi ghamand nahi kiya !
    • 9 years ago



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  • 1 Admi Raat Apney Ghar Gya, Darvaze Par Dastk De, Wife: Kon Aadmi: Pappu Daa Abba, Wife: Haye Main Mar Gyi, Te Fir Andar Kon Hai......
    • 9 years ago



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  • Teacher : student what u want to do in future. Rahul:I want to become pilot Mubin:I want to become Police Deepika:I want to be a mother... Or puppu:I will help deepika
    • 9 years ago



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  • Who is a Boy? .. Ladke wo hai, Jo marne ke baad narak me bhi mile to, Waha bhi kehte hai: . Abe yamraj ki ladki dekhi ?? kya maal hai yaar Hhahahahahahahahaha
    • 9 years ago



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  • GIRLS :- Mohabbat to kisi ek se karungi. . Ho sake, to kisi nek se karungi. . Lekin jab tak na milega, wo nek ladka.. . ... "TRY"to har ek ko karungi..: . Wah wah . . . . . Ab ise suno . . . . . Boys :- Arz kiya hai koi ladki hame thukra de to Gum nhi, . Koi Ladki hume thukra de to gum nhi, . . . Are uss ladki ki maa ki. kismat footi jiske damad hum nahi.... SKT
    • 9 years ago



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  • TV serial shayeri 1 kutta roz 1ladki ko milne jata hai 1 kutta roz 1ladki ko milne jata hai ab tum sabhi batao "ye ristha kya kehlata hai"?
    • 9 years ago



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  • दामाद:आपकी बेटी ने जीवन कांटो भरा नरक सा कर दिया है ससुर इमोशनली होकर:तुम्हारे पास जिस कपड़े का पीस है मेरे पास उसका पूरा थान है थान
    • 9 years ago



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  • Class Mein Sir Ne Ek Ladki Se Puchha Sir: “Define Energy?” Girl: “Sir, Mujhe Poora Nahi Aata Sirf Last Ka Thoda Aata Hai” Sir: “Okay, Jitna Aata Hai Utna Hi Bolo” Girl: “And This Is Called Energy“
    • 9 years ago



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  • Ek लडकी किडनैप हुई उसे एक ही टेन्शन थी.. . . . . "हे माता रानी, कहीं डैडी वो बिना मेकअप वाली फोटो पुलिस और मिडिया में ना दे दे
    • 9 years ago



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  • Teacher: Tum bade hokar kya karoge? Student: shaadi..!!!!!! Teacher: nahi, mera matlab hai kya banoge?….. Student: dulha.!!!!!!!!!!! Teacher: oh, i mean bade hokar kya hasil karoge? Student: dulhan Teacher: IDIOT mera matlab bade hokar mummy papa k liye kya karoge? Student- bahu laaunga Teacher: stupid tumhare papa tumse kya chahte hai? Student: pota Teacher: he bhagwan, tumari zindagi ka kya maksad hai? Student: hum do humare do.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Boy 1 to Boy 2 Tum us ladki ke peeche kyu pade ho.? Uska to pahle se hi Bf hai.. Boy 2 Smart Rply Khali kursi par to koi bhi baith sakta hai.. Dum hai to kisi ko utha ke baitho..
    • 9 years ago



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  • Girl: I L U Jaanu.......... Boy: Differnt Style Mein Propose Kro Naa Girl:Teri Laash Ko Aag Lgane Ka Chance Mere Bete Ko Degaa K Nhi  ??
    • 9 years ago



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  • 1 Baccha Potty Krne Khule Me Gaya Waha 1 Pig Baitha Tha Pig Ko Dekhkar Baccha Waha Se Bina Potty Kiye Jane Laga PIG Chillaya > Saadda Haqq Etthe Rakkhh..;)
    • 9 years ago



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