Dost Pathan se: APRIL FOOL manaya? Pathan: Han Dost:kis k saath? Pathan:Bv k 7! hum ne 3 bar talaq dia jab wo rone laga to Hum bola APRIL FOOL, APRIL FOOL
Jan 1: I looked at her.
Feb 1: She looked back
Mar 1: I said "i love u".
After a while she also said "i love u" .
But when i looked at the calendar it was
April 1.
Police-Tumane apane boyfrnd ko kyo mara.
Girl-Kamine ne bed pe giraya br* utari fir p*nty utari fir taang uthai c*ndom pehna
aur phir harami bola...
April fool
A day will come…
When the whole world will, CELEBRATE:
YOUR NAME
YOUR FAME
YOUR PERSONALITY
YOUR THOUGHTS
YOUR VIEWS
But keep in mind,
April Fool comes once a year.
Congratulations!
Dil Dola Re Dil Dola Re Dil Dola Re
Dil Dola Re Dil Dola Re Dil
Dola Re Dil Dola Re Dil Dola Re
Dil Dola Re Dil Dola Re
Arrey Chakkar Aa Gaya.
April Fool.
Gulab Ka FOOL bago me khil raha hai,
Chameli ka FOOL chaman me mahek raha hai,
Kamal ka FOOL pani me tair raha hai,
Aur APRIL ka FOOL mera sms padh raha hai.
Judge : Tum ne Apney Husband ko Qatal Q kia?
.
Larki : Wo office se aya mujey Room may le ker gya
Bed pe litaya Kapray utarey Meri Tangen uthaen aur kaha?
.
"April Fool"
Khush toh bohut hoge tum,
baat hi kutch aisi hai,
1st april jo ho rahi hai,
dil mein gudgudi si ho rahi hogi,
aur kyo na ho….saal mein ek hi toh din aata hai jo
hota hai sirf tumhaare naam.
UDGE : Why did u kill ur husband ?
LADY : He called me from office ,
.
.
.
took me to bed , removed my clothes ,
laid me on the bed , spread my legs and said...
.
"APRIL FOOL"