Al Franken Quotes, Government Quotes, Neutrality Quotes

Net neutrality isn't a government takeover of the Internet, as many of my Republican colleagues have alleged.

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My dad didn't graduate from high school, ended up being a printing salesman, probably never made more than $8,000 a year. My mom sold real estate and did it part time.

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The next thing I am doing is moving back home to Minnesota and getting involved in politics. I'm looking at a run for Senate in 2008, but in the meantime I am focused on knitting together the progressive network in the upper Midwest.

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If Republicans eliminate Medicare, America will become a country in which you can never retire - and once you physically can no longer work, you are desperately poor until you die.

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Being a comedian, you're under pressure. You have to deal with stress and pressure to perform - to deal with pressure without stress.

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My dad never graduated high school. He was a printing salesman. We lived in a two-bedroom, one-bath house in St. Louis Park, Minnesota. We weren't rich - but we felt secure.

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Minnesota has a proud tradition of having two Senators on the Ag committee - a tradition I'd like very much to continue.

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Today I will masterbate! Okay, that was a mistake. I should have written "Today I will masterbate--if I want to!

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The government must give proper weight to both keeping America safe from terrorists and protecting Americans' privacy. But when Americans lack the most basic information about our domestic surveillance programs, they have no way of knowing whether we're getting that balance right. This lack of transparency is a big problem.

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The Founders who crafted our Constitution and Bill of Rights were careful to draft a Constitution of limited powers - one that would protect Americans' liberty at all times - both in war, and in peace.

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It's the Power of the Almighty, the Splendor of Nature, and then you.

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Progressives, in a way, are the new conservatives. We want to conserve what we fought to build.

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Sometimes if I tell people, 'I'm afraid that I'm really a fraud,' or 'I have a lot of self-doubt,' they go, 'Oh, no, you're kidding.' I go, 'No, I'm really honest.'

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One thing I've noticed about politics is that these guys have pretty thick hides.

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Most of us here in the media are what I call infotainers...Rush Limbaugh is what I call a disinfotainer. He entertains by spreading disinformation.

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My dad was a terrible businessman.

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I just can't sit still and meditate; that doesn't kind of work for me. I don't even know exactly what it means.

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There is - I mean - I found early in life that righteous indignation is a little off-putting, and so I try to couch it with humor.

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Teen pregnancy went way down in the '90s, and 75 percent of it was because of increased use of contraception.

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Some of my colleagues seem more interested in using every procedural method possible to keep the Senate from doing anything than they are in creating jobs or helping Americans struggling in a difficult economy.

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