Punjabi SMS

Orkut te kudi fasai,facebook te gal chalai,twitter te ma-bapu nu milai,yahoo te divorse ho gya,is bahane yaara da computer Da course ho gya. ;-)

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oh kehnda menu apni jaan de de ...... . .. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . asi ta kise nu toffee de k raaji ni ..

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Ik bacha paida honde hee nurse nu boalya - bara hanera kita hoya hai ? Nurse - Light nahi hegi na. Bacha - Oh Eh janam vi punjab ch ho gaya..

10 years ago

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Yaari Vich Naffe Nuksan Nahio Vekhide, Manzila De Sahmne Tuffan Nahio Vekhide, Yaaran De Gunnaha Da Hisaab Nahio Jorrida, Apne Pyareya Da Dil Nahio Todi da....

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WIFE:TU PHUL GULAB DA TE MAIN CHANDERMUKHI, TU MAITHO DUKHI TE MAIN TAITHO DUKHI. HUSBAND:TU KOTHE CHAD K CHHAL MAAR, FIR MAIN V SUKHI TE TU V SUKHI.

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ASSI JATT HAAN GURU DASHMESH JI DE, KAUN HO SAKDE NE SAANU ATKAUN WALE, OYE JAGG JAANDA JATT NAHIN MUKK SAKDE, MUKK GAYE JATTAN NU MUKAUN WALE..

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Kuch to "DUNIYADARI" rakho. Kuch to "DOSTI YAARI" rakho. Call to tusi karte nahi, SMS hi Jaari rakho.Varna "MOBILE" almari vich rakho...:)

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Pichhli Raat Chand ne mujhse kaha, jb tumhara dost tumhein SMS nahin karta, to tum use chhod kyon nahin dete, Maine mud kr use dekha aur kaha......................Oyeeeeeeeee Koi Gariv v Hunda Hai

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Baah fadke rok lende,je chalda koi zor hunda assi tere piche kyon rulde, je tere jeha koi hor hunda

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Sada Chann jeha yaar apni chamak gvave na. Phullan jeha chehra ohda kade murjhave na. Ohdi aakh vicho hanju kade dulle na. Manga rab to dua oh sanu kade bhulle na..

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Ki hoya j usnu lag ge mehdi , aasi v sehra sjavage,sanu pta si o sadi kismat vich nahi si...hun usdi choti behan fasavage.

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O mere makhna meno yaad rakhna har vely hasna, Koe problem howy ty dasna, kise hor nal na phasna, bus mere nal vasna O mere makhna Kaisa hy ye sms zaror dasna

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Under The Black Cloth, Fire Of Love Burn Nahi Samajh Aayi Na! Metric Kitha Hunda Tey Samajh Aandi Na Matlab Kali Kurti De Thaley Agg Ishq Di Baley...

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Rabba Pyar Na Kari Pachtainga Asan Taan Mar Ke Tere Kol Auna Das Tu Kide Kol Jaaenga..!!!

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Sajjna ve rabb mania hai tenu, tu saatho azmaya ni jaana, tainu gwa k sohneya saatho kujh paya ni jaana, j tu bewafa ho gya saatho eh ilzaam laya v ni jaana..

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daru pee k zndgi diyan problems hall ni hundiya ........ but,, problems tan dudh pee k v hall ni hundiyan ........ so chak glassy.pa peg....

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Koi Darwaza Rang keeta’ “wah wah wah” koi Darwaza Rang keeta’ Ek Dukh Sajna Da Dooja machraan nyTang Keeta!! Happy machar season.

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Santa g ka ghora race main sbse peechay tha, kisi ne poocha: Santa apka ghora konsa hai? Santa:O dekh jinnay sareyan nu agay laya hoya ae.

10 years ago

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pyar karn da fedda tad hunda, j dila nu dila di khich hove.bhave lkha duriya te bethe hoye, par dharkan dohan di ik hove.

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...ਖੁਦਾ ਅੱਗੇ ਇਹ ਦੁਆ ਕਰਦੇ ਹਾਂ, ਕੁੱਝ ਸਾਹ ਤੇਰੇ ਨਾਂ ਕਰਦੇ ਹਾਂ, ...ਨੇ ਗੱਲਾਂ ਬਥੇਰੀਆਂ ਕਰਨ ਨੂੰ ਤੇਰੇ ਨਾਲ, ਪਰ ਤੇਰੇ ਰੁਸ ਜਾਣ ਤੋਂ ਡਰਦੇ ਹਾਂ!

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