Husband:Tera viah ton pehlan koi boyfriend c?
Wife khamosh rehndi hai.
Husband:Main is khamoshi da ki matlab samjan?.
Wife:"Moya sabar rakh gin tan len de".
Dukh Dil Ch Luko K Hanju Naina Ch Pro K
Tere Aaoun Di Udeek Asi Layi Baithe Ha
Kar Tu Yaqeen Sanu Yaad Aaoun Waleya
Asi Tere Piche Duniya Bhulai Baithe Ha....!!!
Punjabi Boys ka Girls ko PROPOSE kerny ka style:
Pipal da boota howey..
Gannay da ras howey..
Jay mera wass howey..
Rab di Qasam..
Teri Maa meri saas howey..
Mitha intzaar te intzaar nalon yaar mitha, Mitha yaar te yaar nalon pyar mitha, Mitha pyar te pyar nalon mithi saadi yaari, ehsaas ton mitha kuch nahin milna lab ke duniya saari....
Ikk Ajnabi Naal Mainu Ena Pyar Kyun,
Inkar Karn To Baad Vi, Chahat Da Ikrar Kyun,
Ohnu Pauna Meri Taqdeer Ch Nahi Sayad,
Fer Vi Har Mod Utte Usi Da Intjar Kyun.
tusi door gaye intizar kita
tusi kool aye pyar kita
tusi rus gae razi kita
tusi yad aye mis kita
jadu mis kita sms kita
ek gal daso sub kuj main kita
tusi ki kita
JATT:- No if no but sirf jaat
Jain:- na cycle na chain sirf jain
Bihari-na susti na hoshiyari sirf bihari.
Hindu:-na point na bindu sirf hindu
punjabi:-na masala nagheo punjabi saryean da peo
Zindgi which tenu hemesha yaad rakhenge, Tere naal nal gujre pal aabab rakhenge,Je tenu bhul vii jaye to koi gal nahi, asi ta teri ek ek bhul bi yaad rakhenge
Tainu khabar na koi jehdi sade nal hoyi,
kinjh ujde haan asi unjh ujde na koi,
kida karida gujara, sada rab jaandey,
saanu kina tu pyara saada rab jaandey..
Ehv kismat sadi e k tere kolo wakh rahiye, Dil vich sambhi yaad teri, kise hor nu kithe rakh layiye. Akha vich vasdi sirf tasvir teri, kise hor nu kive hun takk (dekh) layiye.
Har geet kahani keh janda,Is ishq diyaan zanzeeran di,Arshan ch digge ranje di,mehlan ton ujrian heeran di,Ah rog tabahi kar turde,ohna saahon bane fakeeran di,Par pher vi je koi ishq kare tan samjo galti hai takdeeran di!
Eh Jind Ni Ini Sasti Sajna
Har Koi Ni Isda Haqdar Hunda
Koi Ved Hakeem Na Ilaaj Karda
Jo V Ishq Bimar Hunda
Jo Rooh De Vich Vass Gaya
Oh Ni Dil De Vicho Visar Hunda
Hor Ta Sanu Pata Ni Yaara
Par Shartan La Ke Ni Kadi Pyar Hunda
Pichhli Raat Chand ne mujhse kaha, jb tumhara dost tumhein SMS nahin karta, to tum use chhod kyon nahin dete, Maine mud kr use dekha aur kaha......................Oyeeeeeeeee
Koi Gariv v Hunda Hai