Lஜஜ" MERI GALTI "ஜஜ
हाँ हो गयी गलती मुझसे
मै जानता हुँ,
पर अब भी तुझे अपनी जान मानता हु,
एक आखरी मौका दे मुझे,
आज भी मै तुझे अपनी शान मानता हु,
सिर्फ साँसे ही तो बाकी है,
जब तेरी याद आती है,
याद मे तेरा साथ ये भी छोड जाती है,
गलती तो सबसे होती है,
गलती मुझसे भी हो गयी,
अब माफ भी कर दे मुझे,
क्यु दुर इतना हो गयी तु,
एक गलती के लिए क्यु साथ छोड गयी तु,
क्यु मुँह मोड गयी तु,
क्यु बे-निशान सा निशान छोड गयी तु......!
"BEST OF LUCK APNA KHAYAL
RAKHNA"ஜஜ
Ek bacha Ice-Cream shop pe gaya aur pucha:
Ke bada cup kitny ka hai?
Waiter ne jawab diya: Rs.15 ka.
Bachche ne apne paise gine aur pucha:
Chota cup kitny ka hai?
Waiter: Rs.12 ka.
Bachche ne chota cup kharida aur 12 rupe kar chala gaya.
Jab waiter uski table se khali cup uthane aaya to..
ye dekh kar uski ankhen num hogai ke..
bachche ne 3 rupe tip us waiter ke liye chor diye the.
LESSON: Apni choti khushi bhool kar ke aap
dusron ko badi khushi de sakte hain.
1 LADKA or LADKi
ek Dusre Se Bahut
MOHABBAT Karte The
Bad Qismati Se LADKA Mar
Gaya
Marne K Bad LADKE Ne
LADKI Se Kaha:
“Ek WADA Tha Tera Har
WADE K Piche
Tu Milegi Mujhe Har Gali
Har Darwaze K Piche
Par Tu Hi BEWAFA Nikli
Ek Tu Hi Na Thi Mere
JANAZE K Pichy.
LADKI BOLI: “Ek WADA Tha
Mera Har WADE
K Peeche,
Me Milungi Tujhe Har Gali
Har Darwaze
K Piche,
Par Tune mud K Bhi Na
Dekha,
Ek Or JANAZA Tha, Tere
JANAZE K Piche..!
LOVE STORY.....
EK 14 SAAL K Ladke ko,...
10 Saal k Khubsurat ladki ki photo Raste me Mili,or us ladki ke liye pyaar dhire dhire badhane laga.wo us ladki se bahut pyar krne lga. Lekin woladka us ladki ko kbhi nhi dhund ska.
Kuchh saalo baad uski shadi ho gyi, 1 din uski
wife ne wo photo dekhi or pucha-"tumhe ye
photo kaha se mile.? Ladke ne kyu..."
Ladki ne kaha-"meri photo kho gyi thi jb me
10 saal ki thi
A TRUE LOVE ALWAYS WIN,
एक लड़का अपनी
गर्लफ्रेंड से बहुत प्यार करता था...
एक दिन उसने अपनी गर्लफ्रेंड से कहा,
तुम मेरे बिना 1 दिन बिता के दिखाओ..
गर्लफ्रेंड ने अपने बाय्फ्रेंड के बिना
एक दिन बिताया ओर वो जीत गयी..
दूसरे दिन बड़ी ही खुशी से वो
अपने बाय्फ्रेंड से मिलने गयी..
पर वो मर चुका था
क्यूंकी उसे केंसर था,
और उसके पास एक ही दिन बचा था.
उसने लेटर मे लिखा था,
मुझे पता था, तुम यह कर लोगि...
और तुम्हे ऐसा रोज़ करना होगा,
मेरे लिए..
सिर्फ़ मेरे लिए...
बेबी लव यू सो सो मच...
Larrki: Ammi main shadi nahi karun gi or
agar zabardasti tum ny meri shadi ki to ghar sy bhag jaun gi
maa rote huwy boli beti mai ne bhag k
tere abba k sath shadi ki
teri khala or behen ny b bhag k shadi ki
tera bhai nokrani k sath
or
tera chacha dhoban k sath bahag gya
teri phopho sabzi waly k sath
or
couzin doodh waly k sath bhag gai
tera bap 2 bar parrosan k sath bhag chuka hai
ab tu b bhag jaye gi to..
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Hamari kya izzat reh jaye gi
kuch khayal kar.
A Touchy Love Story..
A boy was tired of girlfriend’s msgs which always said: i love u, i miss u..
One night he received a msg from her but didn’t read it, insted he slept
Next day he got a call from his girlfriend’s mom who said:
that her daughter had a car accident & died last night.
He then read the msg in which it was written:
Dear plz come in front of your house, i met with an accident & its my last wish tosee u plz.
Friends never ignore anything in life.
Ek Aalu ne bhindi ko " I Love U"
ka messge kia....
Bhindi ne usy buhat bura bhala kaha aur boli
Tum itny moty ho
or me itni Smart
Aalu ko ya sun ka buhatdukh hua....
Aalu ne us din ka baad itni sabziyan Phansai..
k
k
k
Aj aap dekh saktay hen
k
Aalu-Ghobi,
Aalu- Bengan,
Aalu-Palak,
Aalu-Matar,
Aalu-Gajer,
Aalu-Methi,
or
Bichari Bhindi us din se aaj tak akeli hy KHUMANSINH
Uski doli uthi mera janaza utha. Phool us par bhi the phool mujh par bhi the. Mehfil udhar b thi log idhar b the unke hasna idhar rona. yahan sahelya uski b thi dost mere bhi the qazi udhar bhi tha molvi idhar bhi tha. Wo saj ke gai mujhe sajaya gya wo uth k gayi mujhe uthaya gya fark sirf itna tha use apnaya gya mujhe dafnaya gya.
Amazing Love Story:
A Kanjoos Boy Fell In Love
With Kanjoos Girl..
Girl: Jab Dad So Jyenge To Mai
Gali Me Sikka Fekungi,
Awaaz Sunke Tum Turant Andar Aa Jana.
Lekin Boy Sikka Fekne K 1
Ghante Baad Aaya.
Girl:itni Der Kyo Laga Di?;->
Boy: Wo Mai Sikka Dhund Rha Tha.
Girl- Pagal Wo To "Dhaaga Baandh"
K Feka Tha,
Wapas Khich Liya..:
Ek aadami tha usaki do betia thi dono betia jawan ho gayi ek betiki shadi mali se kar di dusari beti ki shadi kumhar se kar di. 2 sal baad pahali beti ke pass gaya aur pochha kaisi ho beti ?aur tumhe kya chahiye ?
Beti-papa aap bagawan se manaiye ki barsat ho taki fool khil sake.
Aadami dusari beti ke pass gaya aur pochha.
Kaisi ho beti ?aur tumhe kya chahiye .
Dusari beti -papa aap bhagawan se manaiye ki suraj uge taki bartan sukh sake .
Aadmi -hey bhagawan mai kya manau dhup ya barish.
One sweet love story.
ek chidiya ko ek safed gulab se pyar ho gaya,
usne apne pyar ka ijjhar kiya gulab ne jawab diya,
ke mai jis din lal ho jaunga us din me tumse pyar karunga,
jawab sunkar chidiya gulab k aas paas kanto me udne lagi,
aur uske khoon se gulab lal ho gaya,
ye dekhakar gulab ne bhi us se kaha k wo bhi us se pyar karta he,
par chidiya tab tak mar chuki thi.
MORAL -- dont put condition in love.
Cute Story
A middle class boy asks His high class Girlfriend : "If i go very poor,will you Accept me?"
Girl hugs him and says I am always with you......
Boy: If a very rich boy Proposes you ?
Girl kissed the boy and says, "I am sure that would be you.."
Ek ladka or ladki ek dusreko bahut
pyar karte the.
Ek din ladki mar gayi, usne swarg me
se
ladke ko kaha, "ek wada tha tera har
wade ke piche, tu milega muje har
gali
har darwaje ke piche. Par kyun tu itna
BEWAEAA nikla, ek tu hi neahi tha
mere
janaze ke piche"
ladke ne ankh me ashu ke sath javab
diya, "ek wada tha mere har wade k
piche,
milunga tuje har gali har darwaje ke
piche. Tune hi mud kar nahi dekha, ek
aur janaza tha tere janaze k piche
Ek ldki thi aur ldka tha ek duje se bhut pyr krte the zndgi bhar sath rahne ki kasme khai. aisa mod aya.ladki ne apno ke kahne par sastri se hath dikhya kundli me mera naam aya sabko pata chala ki hum dono ka rista h.sastri ne dosh dur karne ke liye upay btaya usne upay majak samajhkar kar liya aur dosh dur ho gya.uski zndgi se hmesha ke liye me dur ho gya mai dosh tha.ae khuda tumse puchta hu ki kya sacha pyr dosh h.maine suna tha sachhe pyr me khuda bhi sath deta h.aaj v intjar h
Mohabbat Rog Hoti Hai Kaha Bhi Tha,
Rula Kar Khud Bhi Roti Hai Kaha Bhi Tha,
Kinaare Ke Kareeb Le Jaa Kar,
Ye Kashti Ko Duboti Hai Kaha Bhi Tha,
Ise TuM Dilki Dharti Ka Pata Mat Do,
Ye Is Mein Dard Boti Hai Kaha Bhi Tha,
Mohabbat Mein Khushi Ke Baad GaM Ki Rutt,
Bahut Nazdeek Hoti Hai Kaha Bhi Tha,
Loota Kar Dilko, Rone Se Bhi Kya Haasil,
Bahut Nayaab Moti Hai Kaha Bhi Tha,
Shuro Se Iski Fitrat Hai ZaMane Ko,
Jaga Kar Khud Ye Soti Hai Kaha Bhi Tha,
Ye Sar Se Paaon Tak Pas Raakh Kar Degi,
Bahut Bedard Hoti Hai Kaha Bhi Tha..
Boy : I Love you..
Pehli Nazar mein Hi
Tumhara Aashiq Ban Gaya Hu.. Do
U Love me..?
Girl : Hmmmm Main Tumhe
Ek Sawal Puchti Hu
Agar Tum Jeet Gaye To Mai Tumhe
Jawab De Dungi....?
Lakda"Muskurata Hai Aur Chup
Chap Jaane Lagta Hai..
Girl : Kya Hua Jawab Nai
Chahiye..
Ladka : (Palat Kar Kehta Hai) Mujhe
Tumhara Pyar Chahiye.. Jeet mein
mila Hua Inaam Nahi......!!
Love story
Manzilein Bhi Teri Thi.
Aur Rasta Bhi Tera Tha
Ek Tera Pyaar Paa Lu,
Bas Yahi Sapna Mera Tha.
Mere Sath Rehne Ki Kasam Bhi Teri
Thi.
Fir Akela Chhod Jane Ka Khayal Bhi
Tera Tha.
Haatho Me Hath Lekar
Mujhe Hasaane Ki Soch Bhi Teri Thi.
Meri Aankhon Me Aansu Dene Ka
Silsila Bhi Tera Tha....
Mein Kyu Yaha Tanha Reh Gya?
Mera Dil Sawaal Karta Hai...
Kismat To Teri Thi...
Par Kya Khuda Bhi Tera Tha?
Kamzor dil wale plz ye post na perhein :D:P
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Ek bohat khobsurt larki thi
Gali ka aik larka usay bohat pasand krta tha
1 bar us larki ki tabyat khrab hogai
usko ultiyan aane lagi
Usne ek glass mai ulti ki
or us larky se kaha ager muje sacha pyar krty ho to isy piyo
larka tayar ho jata hy
Wo adha glass peeny k bad ruk jata hy
To larki pochti hy kya hua ruk Q gaye?
.
Us larky ne hasrat bhari nigah se dekha or kaha
.
aalu aa gaya tha chaba raha hon.: