Interested LOVE STORY 1 LADKA
1 LADKi Aik Dusre Se Bahut
MOHABBAT Karte The Bad Qismati Se LADKi Mar Gai Marne K Bad LADKi Ne LADKE
Se Kaha: "Ek WADA Tha Tera
Har WADAY K Peeche Tu Milega Mujhe Har Gali
Har Darwaze K Peeche Par Tu Hi BEWAFA Nikla Ek Tu Hi Na Tha Mere JANAZE K
Peechy ". LADKA BOLA: "Ek WADA Tha Mera Har
WADAY K Peeche, Me Milunga Tujhe Har Gali Har
Darwaze K Peeche, Par Tune mud K Bhi Na Dekha, Ek Or JANAZA Tha,
Tere JANAZE K Peeche..
* Ramesh *
Boy: Kya main tumhe pyara lgta hu.
Girl: Na
Boy: Kya tum mere sath rehna chahti ho.
Girl: Na
Boy: Aagr main mar jaun to tum rougi?
Girl: Na
Ladka bahut udas ho gya use bahut dukh hua aur wo rone laga.
Ladki ne use apne qarib kiya aur kaha:
Tum Pyare nahi bahut Khubsurt ho.
Main tumhare sath rehna nahi balki Jeena chahti hu.
Agar tumhe kuch ho gya to mein roungi nahi mar jaungi.
gali ka pyaar
jis gali me rehta hu bahi ek ladki bhi rehti hai me jab bhi gali se bahar nikalta hu to wo bahar hi khadi rehti hai wo mere dil me bhi hai par Gali ke liye kuchh nahi kehta mene ek din himat kar ke bol bhi diya or usne haa bhi kar di
.
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par kuchh dino bad gali walo ko pata chal gaya or wo mere karad badnam ho gae uska ghar se nikalna band. ho gaya
or me bahi tut gaya or
or chala gaya
Mujhy Jeenay Ki Umeed Dobara Dey Do,
Meri Doobti Kashti Ko Kinara Dey Do,
Main Dard Ke Sahil Pey Tanha Khara Hun,
Phir Aa Ke Apni Baahon Ka Sahara Dey Do,
Tera Daaman To Bhara Hay Sitaron Say,
Mujhy Sadqay Me Ek Sitara Dey Do,
Mery Aangan My Aj Andhera Ha Bohat,
Meri Dehleez Ko Phir Apna Nazara Dey Do,
Chand Lamhey Tujhey Dekhney Ki Hasrat Hey Bass,
Maine Kab Kaha Ke Waqt Apna Mujhey Sara Day Do.. ??
Ek aadmi ne remote control pe chalne wali car khareedi.
Ek din usne car ko order diya- Go & bring my children from school.
Car gayee aur bahut der tak wapas nahin aayee.
Aadmi tension me aa gaya aur police complaint karne ke liya nikal hi raha tha itne mein car bahut saare bachchon ko leke aayee jisme uski naukrani ke 2, baajuwali ke 3, uski saali ka 1 aur uske secretary ke 2 bachche the.
Aadmi aur tension mein aa gaya.
Patni ne kaha- iska matlab ye saare bachche tumhare hain.
Pati ne kaha ye to main baad mein bataunga pehle ye batao car hamare do bachchon ko kyun nahin leke aayee?
1 Ladki Ko Anguthi Chahiye Thi,
Lekin Uske Boyfriend Ne Use Anguthi K
Badle Me 1 Teddy Bear Dia.
Gusse Me Ladki Ne Us Teddy Bear Ko
Road Pe Fek Dia.
Boyfriend Teddy Bear Lene Road Pe Gaya
Lekin Tabi Peche Se Ek Car Ne Use Takkar
Maar Dia Or Wo Ladka Wahi Mar Gaya.
Uske Antim Sanskar K Din Us Ladki Ne
Teddy Bear Ko Zoor Se Gale Lagaya Or
Tab Teddy Bear K Andar Laga Hua Machine Bola.
Kya Aap Mujse Shadi Karoge,
Anguthi Mere Pocket Me He kuldeep
Sari Raat Unka Number Hum Milaate Rahe,
.
Customer Care Wali Aunty Kehti
Sajan Apke Busy Kisi Aur K Sath,
Hum Re-dial Pe Re-dial Dabaate Rahe,
.
Raat Se Subah Hone Ko Aa Gai,
Subah Jab Hui Unse Mulakat, Iljam
Ek Duje Par Lagaate Rahe,
.
Gusse Me Call Register Check Kiya To
Pata Chala,
Ke
Hum Unko Aur Vo Hume Ek Hi Time
Pe No. Milaate Rahe.!
acha laga to like.....
Sari Raat Unka Number Hum Milaate Rahe,
.
Customer Care Wali Aunty Kehti
Sajan Apke Busy Kisi Aur K Sath,
Hum Re-dial Pe Re-dial Dabaate Rahe,
.
Raat Se Subah Hone Ko Aa Gai,
Subah Jab Hui Unse Mulakat, Iljam
Ek Duje Par Lagaate Rahe,
.
Gusse Me Call Register Check Kiya To
Pata Chala,
Ke
Hum Unko Aur Vo Hume Ek Hi Time
Pe No. Milaate Rahe.!
acha laga to like...
Ik Saal Purana Qissa Hai
Ik Larka Tha Deewana Sa
Karta Tha Manmana Sa
Wo Shokh Shokh Chanchal Sa
Mehka Mehka Pagal Sa
Ik Roz Muhabbat Ker Betha
Or Ab K Sal Ka Qissa Hai
Ab Wo Mazi Ka Hissa Hai
Wo Pyaar Pe Jaan Ko Waar Gya
Or Apne Aap Ko Maar Gya
Sare Jag Se Jeet Gya
Bas Apne Aap Se Haar Gya
My short real story
Do char din ki zindagi jiye ja raha tha akelepn ki
achank ek ladki ne mera hath thamne ki guzarish ki
pyar ko dil me jagakr
mujhe ek khushi ki nayi zindagi di
achank se kuch majburi me usne beech sahar me mera sath chod diya
aur wo lautkar chali gai
phir wo na mili na bat hui
dil me aisi jagah banakr
phir chale jana kitna dard hota hai
aj bhi uske ane ki raah dekh raha
shayd isiliye kisi se dil lagane ki iccha nI karti
tere bina zindagi meri adhuri hai
Na Din Guzarte Hain Aur Na Hi Raate Kat Ti Hain.
Unki Bewafai Jalati Hai Mujhe Is Tarah Se,
Jaise Dheere-Dheere Geelee Lakdi Sulagti Hai.
Koi To Baat Zaroor Hai Jise Mera Man Ab Tak Na Bhool Paya Hai.
Mehfilon Se Door Bhagta Hoon, Tanhai Se Darta Hoon.
Dard Hota Hai To Aansu Bahata Hu, Aahen Bharta Hoon.
Bematlab Si Lagne Lagi Zindagi Apni,
Ab To Bas Maut Ka Intezar Karta Hoon.
Ye Gham Hi Lagta Mujhe Apna Humsaya Hai.
A true love story: Ek ladki jo andhithi,
Sabhi usse nafrat karte the
Siwaye uske boyfriend ke,
Wo aksar apne boyfriend se kehtimain
Dekh pati to tum se shaadi kar leti,
Ek din achanak kisi ne use aankhe daan kardi,
Ladki ne sabse pehle apne boyf ko dekhna chaha
To usne dekha wo bhi andha tha,
Boy ne pucha mujhse shaadi karogi to
Ladki ne saaf mana kar diya,
Ye sunkar bf ne ldki ko
1 page par kuch likh kar diya or chala gaya,
Usme likha tha "meri aankhon ka khyal rakhna".:(
Ek bacha Ice-Cream shop pe gaya aur pucha:
Ke bada cup kitny ka hai?
Waiter ne jawab diya: Rs.15 ka.
Bachche ne apne paise gine aur pucha:
Chota cup kitny ka hai?
Waiter: Rs.12 ka.
Bachche ne chota cup kharida aur 12 rupe kar chala gaya.
Jab waiter uski table se khali cup uthane aaya to..
ye dekh kar uski ankhen num hogai ke..
bachche ne 3 rupe tip us waiter ke liye chor diye the.
LESSON: Apni choti khushi bhool kar ke aap
dusron ko badi khushi de sakte hain.
cute love story
Boy:Kya main tumhe pyara lagta hun?
Girl:Nai
...
Boy:Kya tum mere sath rehna chahti ho?
Girl:Nai
Boy:Agar main marr jaun to tum ro gi?
Girl:Nai
Larka boht udas ho gya use boht dukh hua or wo rone lga :(
Larki ne use apne kareeb kiya or kaha
Tum Pyare nai bohut Khubsurat ho Main tumhare sath Rehna nai balki Jeena chahti hun
Agr tumhen kuch ho gya to mein Roun gi nai Marr jaun gi
SAD STORY IN LOVE
LADKA aur LADKI car me khamosi se
ja rahe the LADKA 1 Letter LADKI
ko deta hai LADKI Letter Padhne se
pehle hi LADKE ko kheti hai ki,Mujhe
aab tum se pyar nahi hai,Mai tumhe chhod
rahi hu.Achanak ek tez raftar wali car unki
car se takra gai LADKA usi waqt mar gaya,
LADKKI bach gayi phir LADKI ne wo Letter khola
to uske ANKHON se ANSU gir pade.US Letter me likha
tha "JIS DIN TUM MUJHE CHHOD DOGI USI WAQT HI
MAI MAR JAUONGA"
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By - santu maity
kabhi ajao tum pal bhar ko
mujhe tum se baten krni hai
kuch ghum k geet sunane hai
kuch raaz hai jo btlany hai
kuch dil ko yaar behlana hai
kuch zakhm hai jo dikhlaney hai
kuch dil se yaden dhoni hai
kuch naaty naye bnany hai
jo shair likhy hai teri furqat main
kuch shair tumhaen wo sunany hai
kuch dard sunany hai dil k
kuch pyar ki baten krni hai
kabhi ajao tum pal bhar ko
mujhe tum se baten krni hai
Mere Hato Ko Apne Hato Me Tham K Usne Pucha
Pyar Karte Ho Mujhse?
Hum Chup The
Usne Fir Pucha Kya Mai Tume Pasand Nahi?
Hum Kuch Na Keh Sake
Usne Pucha Zindagi Bitaoge Mere Sath?
Humne Ankhe Jhukali
Usne Kaha Mere Sukh Dukh Me Hamesha Sath Rahoge?
Hamari Ankho Me Ansu The
Wo Hamara Chehra Utha K Dekha To Hairan Hogaya Aur Pucha Ankho Me Ansu Kyu?
Humne Kaha Pyar Karnewalo Ko Agar Ye Sab Puchna Pade To Pyar Kaisa
Pyar To Rooh Se Hota Hai
Ankho Me Pada Jata Hai
Aur Dil Me Basaya Jata Hai!!
True love ki 8 nishaniya
1: aap unke sms baar baar padhte hai
2: aap unke samne aane se hichkichate hai
3: jab bhiaap unke baare me sochte ho to aapka dil or tezz dhadkta hai
4: aap muskurate hai jab aapunki aawaz sunte hai
6: aap unke liye kuch b kar sakte hai
7: ye post padhte waqt aapke dimag mai unka hi khayal hai
8: Aur aap unko sochne mai itna kho gaye ho ki aapko ye b nahi pata ki POINT NO. 5 missing hai
so u r in love
Maa: Beta Ager Meri Ankhain
Kharab Ho jaye to tum kya karo ge?
Beta: Maa tumhain sheher le jaon
ga wahan ilaaz kerwaon ga.
Maa: Ager phir bhi theek na hui tou?
Beta: Maa main paisay kharch kerun ga
tumhain Bahir mulk le ja ker Ilaaz karwaon ga..
Maa hass padi..!!
Beta: Acha Maa ager meri Ankhain kharab ho
jayen to tum kya karogi?
Maa: Mere Lal, main tujhe apni ankhain de dungi..
No One is better than Mother!!
Search Terms for SMS & Shayari:
Rj: Raat Bhar Royi Tum,
Dukhi Ho Gayi Na Mere Ishq Me,
Arohi: Nhi,
Aise Hi Ro Rhi Thi Tumhari Yaad Me.
Rj : Pr Me To Yahi Hu
Arohi: Aise Hi Rahoge Na Mere Paas
Rj: Yehi Kehne Aya Tha Tmhe.
K Ab Tmhe Jitna Rona H Ro Lo,
Tmhare Rone K Din Ab Gaye,
Me Y Sb Chor DuGa Arohi,
Me Nya Bn JauGa Tmhare Liye
Dekhna Sb Thik Ho JayeGa,
Me B Tum B Madad KroGi Na Meri?
Arohi: Kabhi Naa Kaha Hai?
Rj: Nahi
Bhula Dena Mujhe H
Alvida Tujhe
Tujhe Jina H Mere Bina.!