Ek ladka tha deewaana sa ladki bi thi deewaani na jane kab shuru hui EK ANOKHI PREM KAHANI wo ladka uspe mar mita
wo ladki nhi mani wo bante bante rh gyi
ek anokhi prem kahani wo ladka sochta hi rh gaya
barbad hui sari jawani par us ladki ne NA bolne me kbhi haar nai mani wo ek tarfa pyar tha
ye jaan chuka tha wo
tabhi to shayad us ladki ko
rab maan chuka tha wo wo koshish karta raha
usne har na mani
lekin us ladki ne phir bi uski halat najani
Kya Hota Hai Saccha Pyar Koi Use Bhi Sikhao
Vo Kya Jane Pyar Ki Keematkya Hoti Hai
Jab Nahi Milta Pyar Toaankhe Kitni Roti Hain
Kbhi Na Kbhi To Vo Kisi Se Dillagayegi
Karega Vo Bewafai To Meriwafa Ki Yaad Ayegi
Tab Vo Bedard Mere Dard Kosamajh Payegi
Is Aashiq Ki Chahat Ko Firpana Vo Chahegi
Par Afsos Use Gale Se Mainlaga Na Pauga
Kyuki Jannat Se Vapas Mainlaut Na Pauga.
ab milne laga us ki mohabbat mein sukoon
Phir yun hua woh mera sath chhor gaya
Abhi bohat baki thi hasratein dil mein
Magar woh shakhs adhuri mulaqaat chhor gaya
Fakhra to yeh hai ke woh tha mera hamsafar kbhi
Dukh yeh hai ke beech raah mein woh mera hath chhor gaya
Bin us ke rehna ab azab sa lagta hai
Na jaane zindagi mein woh kaise jazbaat chhor gaya
Woh shakhs to chala gaya meri zindgi se
Magar aankhon mein meri aansuon ki barsaat chhor gaya
A Boy Loves His Girl Very Much, & Asked Her To Marry Him:
Girl:- No Sorry, I’m Marrying Someone Else..
Boy:- Oh, I Wish You Very Best Of Luck And Stay Happy, I Will Move On,
Girl:- No Pls Be My Friend, I Need You… …
Boy:- That’s The Problem You Need Me,
But You Don’t Want Me..
“I’m Sorry I Can’t Be Ur Friend Anymore”..
I Guess Boy Was Kinda Right What Say People?,
So Thumbs Up For Boy And His True Love.
Ek Boy L0ved A Girl But
Never Pr0posed Her.
One Day He Decided T0 Tell
Her At 1:00am At Night..!!
He Type:
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"I L0ve Y0u"
And Sent It, After A Few Sec0nds
He G0t A Msg But He
Decided T0
See It The Next Day F0r
Surprise And Slept..
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Next Day, He Read The Msg
And So Sh0cked Because,
It Was Written..
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Dear Cust0mer,
Msg Sending Failed Due T0
Insufficient Balance.
Plz Recharge Ur Acc0unt..
1 choti bchi apne papa k sath ja rhi thi. 1 pul par pani bahut tezi se bah rha tha.
Papa- Beta daro mat,mera hath pakad lo.
Bchi- Nahi papa ap mera hath pakad lo.
Papa(muskura kar bole)- dono me kya antar h?
Bchi- agar maine apka hath pakda or achank kuch ho jae to shayad main apka hath 6od du, LEKIN agar ap mera hath pakdenge,to me janti hu k chahe kuch bhi ho jaye, AP MERA HATH KABHI NHI CHHODENGE.
"THAT IS GREAT LOVE."
"Aj bhi Bacche hath chhod dete h mgr Maa-baap nhi"
Kisi shayar ne"Maut"ko
kya khoob kaha:
"Zindagi me do minute koi
mere
paas na baitha..
aaj sab mere paas baithe
ja rahe the..
koi tohfa na mila aaj tak
mujhe,
aaj phool hi phool diye ja
rahe the..
taras gye hum kisi ke
hath se diye
ek libaj ko,
aaj nye-nye kapde
odhaye ja rahe the..
Do kadam sath na chalne
ko tayar
tha koi,
aaj kafila banakar ja rahe
the..
Aaj pata chala
ke'MAUT'itni hasin hoti
hai,
Kambhakt"HUM"to yu hi
jiyeja rahe the...:))
By - santu maity
HEART TOUCHING STORY.
Ek Larki Janaza Dekh Kar.,
{Muskurany Lagi}
To.
Ek Buzurg Ne Kaha
Beti Jawan Mout Par Nahi Muskurate..??
Larki Ansu Ponch Kar Boli
Baba.
KYA KARU WADA KIYA THA
JAB BHI MILENGAY MUSKURA KAR MILENGAY.
By - santu maity
♥" MERA-PYAAR "♥
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Usse Pyar Hua Jise Hum
Kabhi Paa Na sake,
♥
Jiski Baato Ko Hum Kabhi Bhula Na Sake,
♥
Dil Lagaya Aur Laga-Kar Tod Diya Usne,
♥
Jise Bhulna Chaha Par
Hum Bhula Na Sake,
♥
Apni Kasam Dekar Usne
Hame Majboor Kar Diya,
♥
Muje Khus Rakhne Ke Liye Khud Se Hi Door Kar Diya,
♥
Hamari Chahat Ko Kabhi
Usne Samja Hi Nahi,
♥
Aur Hum The Ki Unke Liye
Apno Ko Hi Chhod Diya..!!
By - OR Dhandha♥♥
Boy : I Love you..
Pehli Nazar mein Hi
Tumhara Aashiq Ban Gaya Hu.. Do U Love me..?
Girl : Hmmmm Main Tumhe
Ek Sawal Puchti Hu
Agar Tum Jeet Gaye To Mai Tumhe Jawab De Dungi....?
Lakda "Muskurata Hai Aur Chup
Chap Jaane Lagta Hai..
Girl : Kya Hua Jawab Nai
Chahiye..
Ladka : (Palat Kar Kehta Hai) Mujhe Tumhara Pyar Chahiye.. Jeet mein mila Hua Inaam Nahi...!!
Ek bacha Ice-Cream shop pe gaya aur pucha:
Ke bada cup kitny ka hai?
Waiter ne jawab diya: Rs.15 ka.
Bachche ne apne paise gine aur pucha:
Chota cup kitny ka hai?
Waiter: Rs.12 ka.
Bachche ne chota cup kharida aur 12 rupe kar chala gaya.
Jab waiter uski table se khali cup uthane aaya to..
ye dekh kar uski ankhen num hogai ke..
bachche ne 3 rupe tip us waiter ke liye chor diye the.
LESSON: Apni choti khushi bhool kar ke aap
dusron ko badi khushi de sakte hain.
Cute lOve stOry:
...Heart: I Love YOU;
...Eye: why?
Heart: bcoz my beats depends on the
Beauty yOu Watch....
...Eyes: I Love you tOo
Heart: Why?...
Eyes: bcoz when I watch beauty; you
give the feelings fOr it..!!!
Mujhy Jeenay Ki Umeed Dobara Dey Do,
Meri Doobti Kashti Ko Kinara Dey Do,
Main Dard Ke Sahil Pey Tanha Khara Hun,
Phir Aa Ke Apni Baahon Ka Sahara Dey Do,
Tera Daaman To Bhara Hay Sitaron Say,
Mujhy Sadqay Me Ek Sitara Dey Do,
Mery Aangan My Aj Andhera Ha Bohat,
Meri Dehleez Ko Phir Apna Nazara Dey Do,
Chand Lamhey Tujhey Dekhney Ki Hasrat Hey Bass,
Maine Kab Kaha Ke Waqt Apna Mujhey Sara Day Do.. ??
Ek ladka tha uska nam tha dhanendra vo ek bar usko kisi ldki ka no.mila to usne us ldki se bat ki dheere un dono ki bate hone lgi ldki av tk us ldke ka nam ni janti thi pr fr bat hone lgi ab na ldki puchhi ki tmhara kya nam h aur ldka to janta tha ldki ka nam ruchi h per jante h dosto us ldke ko uske bdle m kya mila baba ji ka thullu
फिर एक सिगरेट जला रहा हुँ
फिर एक तिली बुजा रहा हुँ
:
तेरी नजर मे ये एक गुनाह है
मै तो तेरी यादेँ भुला रहा हुँ
:
समझना मत इसको मेरी आदत
मै तो बस धुआँ ऊडा रहा हुँ
:
ये तेरी यादोँ के सिलसिले हैँ
मै तेरी यादे जला रहा हुँ
:
मै पीकर इतना बहक चुका हुँ
के गम के किस्से सुना रहा हुँ
और पिला रहा हुँ
:
है मेरी आँखेँ तो आज नम
मगर मै सबको हँसा रहा हुँ
:
खोकर अपनी जिन्दगी मेँ
अपने बे-तन्हा प्यार को भुला रहा हुँ
:
एक सिगरेट की शमां के बहाने
मै अपने आप को जला रहा हुँ!
Larrki: Ammi main shadi nahi karun gi or
agar zabardasti tum ny meri shadi ki to ghar sy bhag jaun gi
maa rote huwy boli beti mai ne bhag k
tere abba k sath shadi ki
teri khala or behen ny b bhag k shadi ki
tera bhai nokrani k sath
or
tera chacha dhoban k sath bahag gya
teri phopho sabzi waly k sath
or
couzin doodh waly k sath bhag gai
tera bap 2 bar parrosan k sath bhag chuka hai
ab tu b bhag jaye gi to..
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Hamari kya izzat reh jaye gi
kuch khayal kar.
Meri zindagi ki har khushi mein shaamil tum ho
Meri bandagi ki har ghadi mein shaamil tum ho
Maine jitni bhi duaayein maangi ab tak rab se
Meri unn sabhi duaaon ka ho hasil tum ho
Ik mauj hoon main aur mera sahil tum ho
Aur ik safar hoon main hoon, meri manzil tum ho
Ho maine jitni bhi duayen maangi ab tak rab se
Meri unn sabhi duaaon ka ho hasil tum ho.
pyer me kuchh bhi ho sakt hai, pyer wo hai jo kabhi nhi mitta. pyer wo hai jo apno ke pas bhi karta hai or dor bhi karta hai, pyer wo hai jiske bina zindgi kucch bhi nhi hai, pyer wo hai jo kabhi nhi khatm hota, pyer wo hai jo dil se kiya jata hai, pyer wo hai jo kisi se bhi lad sakte hai, pyer wo hai jo kabhi kam nhi hota, pyer se kitna bhi dor raho pyer utan hi badta hai.
1 Lrki or Lrka Car me Khamoshi se ja rhe the
Lrka 1′SMS’Lrki ko krta ha
Larki’SMS’Parne se Pehle hi Larky ko Kehti ha k
Muje ab Tumse Mohabat nhi Me Tume Chor rhi hun
1 Dam Tez Raftar Car Unki Car se Takrati ha
Lrka Usi Waqt Mar jata ha
Lrki Bach jati ha
Kuch Der Bad Lrki Mobile Utha kar ‘SMS’Parti ha to Us k Ansu Us Mobile pe Girte hn ‘SMS’ me Likha tha
“Jis Din Tum Mujko Chor do gi Me Mar jaun ga” this is real story
STORY--EK 14 SAAL K Ladke ko,...10 Saal k
Khubsurat ladki ki photo Raste me Mili,or us
ladki ke liye pyaar dhire dhire badhane laga.
wo us ladki se bahut pyar krne lga. Lekin wo
ladka us ladki ko kbhi nhi dhund ska.
Kuchh saalo baad uski shadi ho gyi, 1 din uski
wife ne wo photo dekhi or pucha-"tumhe ye
photo kaha se mile.? Ladke ne kyu..."
Ladki ne kaha-"meri photo kho gyi thi jb me
10saal ki thi
SACCHA PYAR KAVI VE FAIL NAHI HOTA...