Ek College Ke Kuch Ladke Roz Ek
Hotel Me Jate
Aur Ek Waiter Ko Khoob Preshan
Karte The.
Ek Din Unhe Apni Galti Ka Ehsaas
Hua Aur
Unhone Waiter Ko 10 Rupaye Tip
Dekar Maafi Mangi-
"Sorry Bhai,aaj K Baad Hum Tumhe
Kabhi Preshan Nhi
Krenge."
Waiter Khush Hokr Bola-"thnx
Bhai,main V Waada Karta Hoon
Ki Aaj K Baad Aaplogo Ki Coffey Me
Thooka Nhi Krunga !
Chale aaj ham un raho pe jin raho pe chale the sath ham.Khali thi jagah wo jaha baithe the sath ham.Phir gaye ham us bhagwan ke pas bhi jisne milaya tha hame.socha hoga usne bhi kitna khudgarz hai ye insan,jab tak tha iska sath kabhi na aya ye mere dwar.Aaj ye phir dua mang rha hai k mila de bhagwan unse jinke sath chale the sath ham in raho par.
Boy:Kya main tumhe pyara lagta hun?
Girl:Nai
Boy:Kya tum mere sath rehnachahti ho?
Girl:Nai
Boy:Agar main marr jaun to tum ro gi?
Girl:Nai
Larka boht udas ho gya use boht
dukh hua or wo rone lga
Larki ne use apne kareeb kiya or kaha
Tum Pyare nai bohut Khubsurat ho
Main tumhare sath Rehna nai balki
Jeena chahti hun
Agr tumhen kuch ho gya to mein
Roun gi nai Marr jaun gi
bcz i cant live without u................
i love u
A girl never express her liking for a boy,
Thinking that boy should express it first…?
And
A boy never express it with a fear of losing her as a friend,
That’s why love stories end before it begins...
Uski doli uthi mera janaza utha. Phool us par bhi the phool mujh par bhi the. Mehfil udhar b thi log idhar b the unke hasna idhar rona. yahan sahelya uski b thi dost mere bhi the qazi udhar bhi tha molvi idhar bhi tha. Wo saj ke gai mujhe sajaya gya wo uth k gayi mujhe uthaya gya fark sirf itna tha use apnaya gya mujhe dafnaya gya.
pArEnTs ArE mY gOd Touching Story ???
Once an old mom wassitting wid her son... !!!
1 chidiya paas me bethithi !!!
Maa ne pocha k beta yekya he
Beta : Ye chidiya he
Maa ne kuch der phir wohi pucha
Beta : Ye chidiya he
Maa ne phr pocha ye kya h Beta (Gusse mein) : Kitnibar btau k ye chidiya he !
Maa hansi aur boli k beta jb tu 3 saal ka tha,yehi jaga thi aur aise he chidiya pas me bethi thi !aur tune 40 bar pocha tha aur maine 40 bar tera matha chum ke bataya tha !!!
Love u Mom
To jhuka jhuka k nazar kion milayee jati hay,
Banaa banaa k tamanna mitayeejaati hay,
Tarah tarah say wafa aazmayeejaati hay,
Hijaab un ko meri mohabbat ka aitbar nahin,
To jhuka jhuka k nazar kion milayee jaati hay,
Hamaray dil ka pata wo hamain nahin daitay
Hamari chiz hum hi say chupai jaati hay,
Saqi, Doori-e-manzil say naa-umid na hoo
Manzil ab bus aa hi jaati hay
मंजिल मिले ना मिले
ये तो मुकदर की बात है!
हम कोशिश भी ना करे
ये तो गलत बात है...
जिन्दगी जख्मो से भरी है,
वक्त को मरहम बनाना सीख लो,
हारना तो है एक दिन मौत से,
फिलहाल जिन्दगी जीना
सीख लो..!!
14 saal ke ladke ko, 10 saal ki khubsurat ladki ki photo raste mein mili,
aur us ladke ko ladki se pyar ho gya.
uska us ladki k liye pyar dhire-2 badne lga.
wo us ladki se bhut pyar karne lga.
Lekin wo ladka us ladki ko kbi nahi pa ska.
Kuch saal bad.
Uski wife ne wo photo dekha aur pucha:
tumhe ye photo kha se mila?
ladke ne pucha kyun?
Ladki boli: meri photo kho gya thi jab mein 10 saal ki thi..
* Ramesh *
adhori kahni
sadi me dekha to love ho gaya
dono ko ek dosare love ho gaya chali fir love ki kahni dono milne lage dono ek dosre ko jarurt ban gaye dekhate dekhate dono ek dosre ko zindgi samjhne laga pata chala jab ghar balo ko dono ko milne se rok diya gaya
.
.
na rahe sake dono or ek satha dono mar gaye
.
.
.
Naveen love
kuch Sapne hain, kuch yaade hain AUR BHI
HAIN BOHuT KUCH.
tum ho,tumhari baate hain bas, AUR BHI
HAIN BOHT KUCH.
Per nahi chahte hum tum ko bhulana,
magar dooriya hain,
majbooriya hain AUR BHI HAIN BOHuT
KUCH.
yeh dooriya ek din kat jayegi, yah fasle ek
din simat jayegi,
phir hum karenge baate,waade,izhar AUR
BHI HAIN BOHuT KUCH.
main itni doori ke baadh bhi in hawaomein
Fizao mein,mehsoos karta houn,
tumhari khushboo, tumhari Aawaz,
tumhara Ehsas AUR BHI HAIN BOHuT
KUCH.
1 Lrki or Lrka Car me Khamoshi seja rhe the
Lrka 1′SMS’Lrki ko krta ha
Larki’SMS’Parne se Pehle hi Larkyko Kehti ha k
Muje ab Tumse Mohabat nhi MeTume Chor rhi hun
1 Dam Tez Raftar Car Unki Car seTakrati ha
Lrka Usi Waqt Mar jata ha
Lrki Bach jati ha
Kuch Der Bad Lrki Mobile Utha kar‘SMS’Parti ha to Us k Ansu UsMobile pe Girte hn ‘SMS’ me Likhatha
“Jis Din Tum Mujko Chor do gi MeMar jaun ga”
ek ladki thi diwani si,ek ladka tha diwana sa
wo ek duje pe marte the,chupke chupke chori chori ek duje se milte the.
achanak unki zindagi me tufana aaya sab tut gae wade kasme
ladke ne to sath diya sara gunah apne naam kiya
bhul gai ladki ki jisne sara gunah apne naam kiya
usne uske ek awaj par sabkuchh diya.bhul gai jo khai thi zindgi bhar rahne ki kasme wo khuda gawahi shadi ki rasme. Aaj wo tanha h bhulne ki koshish kar raha h par kaise bhule har pal wo aaj bhi sath h
3 cheezain zindagi me 1 bar milti hain
1.Waalden
2.Husn.
3.Jawani
3 cheezain soch samajh ker uthao
1.Qadam
2.Qasam
3.Qalam
3 chizain soch ker karo
1.Mohabbat
2.Bat
3.Faisla
3 chizin kisi ka intezar nahin kartien
1.Maut
2.Waqt
3.Umar
3 chizein choti na samjho
1.Qarz
2.Farz
3.Marz
Padho samjho or amal bhi karo.
Abhi shukla
Bichar Ke Tum Se Zindagi Saza Lagti
Hai
Yeh Saans Bhi Jaise Mujh Se Khafa
Lagti Hai ..
Tarap Uthte Hain Dard Ke Maare
Zakhmon Ko Jab Tere Sheher Ki Hawa
Lagti Hai ..
Agar Ummeed-E-Wafa Karun To Kis Se
Karun
Mujh Ko Toh
Meri Zindagi Bhi Be-Wafa Lagti Hai ..
Sheeshe Ke Aaine Main Dekhti Hai
Woh Khamosh Nazre.
Ghunghat Main Chehra Chupaai Hue.
Aankhon Main Kajal Sajaye Hue.
Chod Ke Apna Ghar Aangan
Chali Ayee Meri Dulhan Ek Naye Duniya Basane.
Ho gaye Parai Jahan Beeta Uska Bachpan.
Aur Jawani Ki Hassen Raahein.
Aapnana Hai Wo Sansaar.
Jis Main Bana Ni Hai Naahi Kahaani.
Mathe ki Bindiya Kuch Kehti Hai Us Se.
Haatho Ki Kangan Khankati Hai.
Jaise Kehte Hai Saheli Rukh Ja Re Saakhi..
Na Chor Woh Raahein.
Jis Me Khela Tera Bachpan.
Wo use dekhan or dil usi ka ho jana
wo fir chup chup ke dekhan uska
wo dar dar ke bolne ki kosis karna par kuchh bol na pana
wo pehli use kuchh bolna
wo uska pichhe aane se mana karna
wo saheli se number magna
wo pehla meg karna
wo jawab na deana
wo bat karne ke liye mahino ka enatjar karn
wo bas din raat bate karn
wo unka rothan
wo humra unko manan
har kisi ko pehla pyer nhi milt par uski yeede rehr jati h
Ek Ladke Ki Girlfriend Ka Birthday Tha, Par Ladka Business Ke Silsiley Mein Shahar Se Bahar Tha.
Isliye Usne 24 Rose Order Kiye Apni Girlfriend Ko Bhejne Ke Liye,
Rose Ke Saath Usne Likha: “Dear, Main Tumhare Liye Utne Rose Bhej Raha Hun Jitne Saal Ki Tum Ho Gayi Ho”
Bhejte Hue Florist Ne Socha Ki Ye Aaj Ka Mera Sabse Achha Customer Hai,
Chalo Ise 10 Rose Free Mein De Deta Hoon, To Usne 24 Ki Jagah 34 Rose De Diye,
Aur Aaj Tak Ladka Nahi Samajh Paya Ki Uska Break-Up Kyu Hua.
Ek Budhe Aadmi Ne Socha Ki Meri
Biwi Ko Shayad Sun Na Kam Ho
Gaya Hai
So Check Karne Ke Liye Ek Din Uske
Piche Gaya Aur Bola
Buddha:"Janu, Kya Tum Mujhe Sun
RahiHo?"
Koi Jawab Nahi Aya,
Vo Thoda Sa Aur Aage Gaya Aur Fir
Bola
Buddha: "Janu, Kya Tum Mujhe Sun
Rahi Ho?"
Is Bar Bhi Koi Jawab Nahi Aya,
Vo Bilkul Uske Kareeb Chala Gaya
Aur Bola
Buddha: "Janu, Kya Tum Mujhe Sun
Rahi Ho?"
Budhi Chillate Hue: “bhootni Ke, Ye
Teesri Baar Haan Bol