Prem Duniya Ka Sabse Khubsurat Ehsash Hai.
Jitani Paribhashaye Prem Ki Hai
Utani Duniya Me Kisi Bhi,
Dusare Manobhav Ki Nahi Hai.
Ye Vah Ehsash Hai Jise Manavi Nahi
Pashu-Panchhi Ped-Paudhe,
Bhi Samajhte Hai...
Prem Abhivyakti Hai-
Anand Ki,madhurta Ki,saundrya Ki,,
Prem Viyog Hai,Tyag Hai,Sampard Hai...
Prem Kabhi Anshuo Me Chhipi Muskan Jaisa Hai
To Kabhi Muskan Me Chhipi Anshuo Jaisa Hai.
The 1st ever status on Emptiness :)
Chk it out..Hope u all will like it ♥
~Nrip~
Kuch To Baat Humse Ki Hoti
To Ye Zindagi Aisi Nhi Hoti
Kehte Ho K Umeed Thi Tumhe Humse
Sach Hai Ye To Iski Umar Itni Kam Nhi Hoti
Ek Baar Humse Shikayat Agar Karte Tum To
Hum Ne Khud Me Tabdiliya Bhi Ki Hoti
Yuh Jo Saare Rah Badnaam Kr Rhe Ho Hame
Ek Baar Mere Es Dil Ki Bhi Sun Li Hoti
Hum Ne Utara Tha Tumhe Apni Ruh Me Ae Sanam
Kaash Ye Baat Tmne Hamari Aankho Me Dekh Li Hoti.
Maa: Beta Ager Meri Ankhain
Kharab Ho jaye to tum kya karo ge?
Beta: Maa tumhain sheher le jaon
ga wahan ilaaz kerwaon ga.
Maa: Ager phir bhi theek na hui tou?
Beta: Maa main paisay kharch kerun ga
tumhain Bahir mulk le ja ker Ilaaz karwaon ga..
Maa hass padi..!!
Beta: Acha Maa ager meri Ankhain kharab ho
jayen to tum kya karogi?
Maa: Mere Lal, main tujhe apni ankhain de dungi..
No One is better than Mother!!
Search Terms for SMS & Shayari:
Amazing Love Story:
A Kanjoos Boy Fell In Love
With Kanjoos Girl..
Girl: Jab Dad So Jyenge To Mai
Gali Me Sikka Fekungi,
Awaaz Sunke Tum Turant Andar Aa Jana.
Lekin Boy Sikka Fekne K 1
Ghante Baad Aaya.
Girl:itni Der Kyo Laga Di?;->
Boy: Wo Mai Sikka Dhund Rha Tha.
Girl- Pagal Wo To “Dhaaga Baandh”
K Feka Tha,
Wapas Khich Liya..:
Ek Aalu ne bhindi ko " I Love U"
ka messge kia....
Bhindi ne usy buhat bura bhala kaha
aur boli
Tum itny moty ho
or me itni Smart Aalu ko ya sun ka buhatdukh hua....
Aalu ne us din ka baad itni sabziyan
Phansai..
k
k
k Aj aap dekh saktay hen
k
Aalu-Ghobi,
Aalu- Bengan,
Aalu-Palak,
Aalu-Matar, Aalu-Gajer,
Aalu-Methi,
or
Bichari Bhindi us din se aaj tak akeli hy
KHUMANSINH
Ek ledka 4 shal ek ledki ko bol na paya i love u aur ek din bola per ledki ne kaha soory tumne kehene me der kardi,friends pyar kya kehena aur pane ko kehete hen nei na led ka bola der mene kia to bhugtu v me tere ishq me tadpun v me, der to kardia mene per chal tere liye ek janam aur intezar karlun v me. I love u sweet heart.
1 LADKA or LADKi
ek Dusre Se Bahut
MOHABBAT Karte The
Bad Qismati Se LADKA Mar Gaya
Marne K Bad LADKE Ne LADKI Se Kaha:
“Ek WADA Tha Tera
Har WADE K Piche
Tu Milegi Mujhe Har Gali
Har Darwaze K Piche
Par Tu Hi BEWAFA Nikli
Ek Tu Hi Na Thi Mere JANAZE K Pichy.
LADKI BOLI:
“Ek WADA Tha Mera Har WADE
K Peeche,
Me Milungi Tujhe Har Gali Har Darwaze K Piche,
Par Tune mud K Bhi Na Dekha,
Ek Or JANAZA Tha,
Tere JANAZE K Piche..!
Story
MAA : Beta Ager Meri Ankhain
Kharab Ho jaye to tum kya karo ge?
.
.
Beta : Maa tumhain sheher le jaon
ga wahan ilaaz kerwaon ga
.
MAA : Ager phir bhi theek na hui
tou? ... ...
.
Beta : Maa main paisay kharch
kerun ga tumhain Bahir mulk le ja
ker Ilaaz karwaon ga........
Maa hass padi :)
.
Beta : Acha Maa ager meri Ankhain kharab ho
jayen to tum
kya karogi?
.
.
MAA : Mere LaL, main tujhe apni
ankhe de dungi
Pagal Si Ek Ladki Hai
Har Pal Wo Mujh Ko Takti Hai
Aankh Main Uss Ki Masti Hai
Wo Baat Baat Pe Hansti Hai
Har Roz Wo Roop Badalti Hai
Har Roop Main Achi Lagti Hai
Es Dil Main Aag Bharakti Hai
Jab Meri Taraf Wo Barti Hai
Deedar Ko Deed Tarasti Hai
Fursat Main Aankh Barasti Hai
Wo Jab Bhi Mujh Se Milti Hai
Ye Zalim Duniya Jalti Hai
Piyaar Wo Mujh Se Karti Hai
Izhaar Se Laikin Darti Hai
Pagal Si Ek Larki Hai
Har Pal Wo Mujh Ko Takti Hai..
kuchh batae
har ladka. ladki pyaar kart hai par kehne se dart hai jo apne pyaar ka ejahar kar deta hai wo pyaar nhi apke paise se or jim se pyaar kart hai
.
.
pyaar wo hai jo dil se kiya jata hai par kisi ko jataya nhi jata jo pyaar ko jatat hai wo pyaar nhi karta
.
.
sacha pyaar kisi ke aage nhi girta
pyaar to apni gali khud hi bana leta hai
.
.
pyaar me kabhi dhok nhi mita
pyaar dil se kiya jata hai jo dil se pyaar karta hai wo kabhi dhok nhi khata
Ek Boy L0ved A Girl But
Never Pr0posed Her.
One Day He Decided T0 Tell
Her At 1:00am At Night..!!
He Type:
.
.
.
"I L0ve Y0u"
And Sent It, After A Few Sec0nds
He G0t A Msg But He
Decided T0
See It The Next Day F0r
Surprise And Slept..
.
.
.
Next Day, He Read The Msg
And So Sh0cked Because,
It Was Written..
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.
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.
.
.
Dear Cust0mer,
Msg Sending Failed Due T0
Insufficient Balance.
Plz Recharge Ur Acc0unt..
Sheeshe Ke Aaine Main Dekhti Hai
Woh Khamosh Nazre.
Ghunghat Main Chehra Chupaai Hue.
Aankhon Main Kajal Sajaye Hue.
Chhod Ke Apna Ghar Aangan
Chali Ayee Meri Dulhan Ek Naye Duniya Basane.
Ho Gaye Parai Jahan Beeta Uska Bachpan.
Aur Jawani Ki Hassen Raahein.
Aapnana Hai Wo Sansaar.
Jis Main Bana Ni Hai Naahi Kahaani.
Mathe Ki Bindiya Kuch Kehti Hai Us Se.
Haatho Ki Kangan Khankati Hai.
Jaise Kehte Hai Saheli Rukh Ja Re Saakhi..
Na Chor Woh Raahein.
Jis Me Khela Tera Bachpan
miss u
Tum HaQeeQat Nahi Ho Hasrat Ho.
Jo M!Lay khuwab Main Wo DoLat Ho.
Main Tumaray Hi Dam Se Zinda Hon.
Mar Hi Jaon Jo Tum Se Fursat Ho.
Tum Ho khushbu k khuwabki khushbu.
Or Itnay Hi Be Muravat Ho.
kis Tarah Chor Dain Tumay Jana.
Tum Meri Zindgi ki Adat Ho.
kis Liye Dekhti Ho Aaina.
Tum To khud Se Bhi khoobsorat Ho.
Dastan khatam Honay WaliHai.
Tum Meri Aakhri Muhabbat Ho...
Mujhse kaha ishwar ne mat kr intjar
Is janam me uska milna namumkin hai.
Maine kha agle janam me to mumkin hai.
Usne kha pachtayega.
Maine kha dekhte hai,
Tu meri rooh ko kitna tadpayega.
Usne kha chod use,
Chal tujhe jannat ki sair karata hu,
Maine kha aa dekh mere yar ka
Muskurata hua chehra
tujhe jannat zamin par najar ayegi,
Til milakar usne kha,
Mat bhul ki tu hai to ek insan,
Maine kha mila de mujhe mere pyar se
Aur sabit kr ki tu hai bhagwan..
1 Ladki Ko Anguthi Chahiye Thi,
Lekin Uske Boyfriend Ne Use Anguthi K
Badle Me 1 Teddy Bear Dia.
Gusse Me Ladki Ne Us Teddy Bear Ko
Road Pe Fek Dia.
Boyfriend Teddy Bear Lene Road Pe Gaya
Lekin Tabi Peche Se Ek Car Ne Use Takkar
Maar Dia Or Wo Ladka Wahi Mar Gaya.
Uske Antim Sanskar K Din Us Ladki Ne
Teddy Bear Ko Zoor Se Gale Lagaya Or
Tab Teddy Bear K Andar Laga Hua Machine Bola.
Kya Aap Mujse Shadi Karoge,
Anguthi Mere Pocket Me He.
Ek Budhe Aadmi Ne Socha Ki Meri
Biwi Ko Shayad Sun Na Kam Ho
Gaya Hai
So Check Karne Ke Liye Ek Din Uske
Piche Gaya Aur Bola
Buddha:"Janu, Kya Tum Mujhe Sun
RahiHo?"
Koi Jawab Nahi Aya,
Vo Thoda Sa Aur Aage Gaya Aur Fir
Bola
Buddha: "Janu, Kya Tum Mujhe Sun
Rahi Ho?"
Is Bar Bhi Koi Jawab Nahi Aya,
Vo Bilkul Uske Kareeb Chala Gaya
Aur Bola
Buddha: "Janu, Kya Tum Mujhe Sun
Rahi Ho?"
Budhi Chillate Hue: “bhootni Ke, Ye
Teesri Baar Haan Bol
Teri yad ne mere dil ko sja rakha hai
tere pyar me sab ko bhula rakha hai
kuch acha nahi legta teri judai ke bad
ek teri yaad ko sine se laga rakha hai
tera milna to ab ek khawab hi lagta hai
najayaj ab kyo dil ko bhula rakha hai
sab kuch lut gya hamara tere pyar me
teri yad ko palko me chupa rakha hai
muqadar se milte hain bichar kya warna
aj bhi tera naam dil me saja rakha hai
najayaj koi nahe basta tere siva ankh me
ek teri tasvir ko dil me chupa rakha hai
kisi ke kaam aae use insaan kehte hai..
paraya dard apnae use insan kehte hai..
kabhi dukh hai kabhi sukh hai.. isi ka naam jeevan hai...
jo mushkil se na ghabrae use insan kehte hai..
ye duniya ek uljhan hai, kahi dhoka kahi thokar..
koi has haske jeeta hai...koi jeeta hai ro rokar..
jo gir ke phir sambhal jae use insan kehte hai..
agr galti rulati hai, to raahe b dikhati hai...
insaan galti ka putla hai, jo aksar ho hijaati hai..
jo karle thik galti ko...use insan kehte hai..