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One Day A Boy Asked His Girlfriend
2 Marry Her The Gal Gave Him A Challenge
To Live A Day With Out Her
Only Them She Will Marry Him
No Communication Was There For 24hours
The Boy Dont Know That The
Gal Has Only 24 Hours Life Left.
Becoz She Was Il After 24 Hrs
The Boy Went To The Gals
House Holding A Ring He Was Shocked To
Know That She Was Dead
She Left A Letter For Him Saying U DID IT
AND U CAN BE WITH OUT ME
dO IT EVERYDAY MY LOVe.
A cute love story
Boy:Kya main tumhe pyara lagta hun?
Girl:Nai
Boy:Kya tum mere sath rehna chahti ho?
Girl:Nai
Boy:Agar main marr jaun to tum ro gi?
Girl:Nai
Larka boht udas ho gya use boht dukh hua or wo rone lga
Larki ne use apne kareeb kiya or kaha
Tum Pyare nai bohut Khubsurat ho
Main tumhare sath Rehna nai balki Jeena chahti hun
Agr tumhen kuch ho gya to mein Roun gi nai Marr jaun gi
bcz i cant live without u.....
kabhi ajao tum pal bhar ko
mujhe tum se baten krni hai
kuch ghum k geet sunane hai
kuch raaz hai jo btlany hai
kuch dil ko yaar behlana hai
kuch zakhm hai jo dikhlaney hai
kuch dil se yaden dhoni hai
kuch naaty naye bnany hai
jo shair likhy hai teri furqat main
kuch shair tumhaen wo sunany hai
kuch dard sunany hai dil k
kuch pyar ki baten krni hai
kabhi ajao tum pal bhar ko
mujhe tum se baten krni hai
1 ladki ne god se pucha : what is love, god ne
kaha jao bag me se ek
phool lao,
vo ladki phool
lene gai use 1 phul
pasand aaya par wo
jayda sundar phul chahti
thi ,
wo aage chali gayi
lekin use achha phul na
mila !
Jab wo wapis vo
phul lene gayi use vo
phool bhi na mila ,
vo
bahut pachtai or god ko
akar bataya,
God say- THIS IS LOVE
Jab pyar pas hota hai to
uski kadra nahi hoti or
uske jane k baad uska
ehsas hota hai :-(
~~♥ sanju ♥~~
Ek Din Mombatti Ke Andar Jalte Huye Dhage Ne Usse Kaha..
Jalta To Main Hoo.. Par Tere Aansun Kyu Nikal Aate Hain..
Mombatti Ne Kaha Jise Dil Mein Jagah Diya Ho.. Wo Agar Taklif Mein Ho To Aansu Nikal Hi Aate Hain
Waris ali*
14 saal ke ladke ko, 10 saal ki khubsurat ladki ki photo raste mein mili,
aur us ladke ko ladki se pyar ho gya.
uska us ladki k liye pyar dhire-2 badne lga.
wo us ladki se bhut pyar karne lga.
Lekin wo ladka us ladki ko kbi nahi pa ska.
Kuch saal bad.
Uski wife ne wo photo dekha aur pucha:
tumhe ye photo kha se mila?
ladke ne pucha kyun?
Ladki boli: meri photo kho gya thi jab mein 10 saal ki thi..
* Ramesh *
1 LADKA or LADKi
ek Dusre Se Bahut
MOHABBAT Karte The
Bad Qismati Se LADKA Mar
Gaya
Marne K Bad LADKE Ne
LADKI Se Kaha:
“Ek WADA Tha Tera Har
WADE K Piche
Tu Milegi Mujhe Har Gali
Har Darwaze K Piche
Par Tu Hi BEWAFA Nikli
Ek Tu Hi Na Thi Mere
JANAZE K Pichy.
LADKI BOLI: “Ek WADA Tha
Mera Har WADE
K Peeche,
Me Milungi Tujhe Har Gali
Har Darwaze
K Piche,
Par Tune mud K Bhi Na
Dekha,
Ek Or JANAZA Tha, Tere
JANAZE K Piche..!
1 Gareeb aadmi fruit waale ki dukan
par gaya
aur kaha Uparwale ke naam pe 1 aam
dedo,
.
.
Dukandaar ne ek Gala-Sada Aam
garib ko de
diya,
.
.
.
Phir Us Gareeb ne kuch rupey
nikaale aur
dukandaar ko diye to..
Dukaandar ne use 2 acche aur
behtreen Aam
diye,
.
.
.
Gareeb ne aasman ki taraf dekha
orkaha-aye
khuda,
.
Dekh Tujhe kya diya,
Aur Mujhe kya diya... :((
Swaal kuch Bhi ho......
Jawab tum hi ho.......
↓↓↓↓
Raasta koi Bhi ho.......
Manzil tum hi ho.....,.
↓↓↓↓ Dukh kitna ho.....
Khushi tum hi ho........
↓↓↓↓
Armaam kitne B ho...
Aarzoo tum hi ho....
↓↓↓↓
Gussa kitna Bhi ho....
Pyaar tum hi ho.........
↓↓↓↓
Khawab kitne Bhi ho....
Usme tum hi ho.....
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Bas tum hi ho.....
Meri Aashaqi ab tu hi ho....,,,!
Rj: Raat Bhar Royi Tum,
Dukhi Ho Gayi Na Mere Ishq Me,
Arohi: Nhi,
Aise Hi Ro Rhi Thi Tumhari Yaad Me.
Rj : Pr Me To Yahi Hu
Arohi: Aise Hi Rahoge Na Mere Paas
Rj: Yehi Kehne Aya Tha Tmhe.
K Ab Tmhe Jitna Rona H Ro Lo,
Tmhare Rone K Din Ab Gaye,
Me Y Sb Chor DuGa Arohi,
Me Nya Bn JauGa Tmhare Liye
Dekhna Sb Thik Ho JayeGa,
Me B Tum B Madad KroGi Na Meri?
Arohi: Kabhi Naa Kaha Hai?
Rj: Nahi
Bhula Dena Mujhe H
Alvida Tujhe
Tujhe Jina H Mere Bina.!
EK Baar Insan Ne Koyal Se,
Kaha Tu Kali Na Hoti To Kitni
Achhi Dikhti, Sagar Se Kaha
Tera Pani Khara Na Hota
To Kitna Achha Hota, Gulab Se
Kaha Tujme Kante Na Hote
Tho Kitna Achha Hota, Tab
Teeno 1 Sath Bole Ki....,
ey Insan Tujh Me Dusro Ki
“Kamiya”
Dekhne Ki Adat Na Hoti To Tu
Kitna Achha Hota.
Boy : I Love you..
Pehli Nazar mein Hi Tumhara Aashiq Ban Gaya Hu..
DoU Love me..?
Girl : Hmmmm Main Tumhe
Ek Sawal Puchti Hu Agar Tum Jeet Gaye To Mai Tumhe Jawab De Dungi....?
Ladka"Muskurata Hai Aur Chup Chap Jaane Lagta Hai..
Girl : Kya Hua Jawab Nai Chahiye..
Ladka :
(Palat Kar Kehta Hai)
Mujhe Tumhara Pyar Chahiye..
Jeet mein mila Huwa Inaam Nahi......!!
“Abba G Muje Marty Thy To Ammi Bacha Leti Thein 1Din Mei ne Socha K Agr Ami Pittai Krengi To Abba G Kia Krenge?
Ye Dekhne K Ly Mei ne Ami Ka Kaha Na Mana, Unho Ne Kaha Bazar Se Dahi La 2, Me Na Laya, Unho Ne Salan Kam Dia Mei ne Zyda Pe Israr Kia, Unho Ne Kaha Peerhi pe Beth K Roti Khao Me Zameen Pe Beth Gya,
Kapry Maily Ker Leay, Mera Lehja B Ghustakhana Tha Muje Pori Twaqqa Thi K Ammi Zarur Maren Gi, Mgr Unho Ne Muje Seeny Sy Laga Kr Kaha
“Q Putar! Maa Sadqay Bemar To Nhi.”
Sari Raat Unka Number Hum Milaate Rahe,
.
Customer Care Wali Aunty Kehti
Sajan Apke Busy Kisi Aur K Sath,
Hum Re-dial Pe Re-dial Dabaate Rahe,
.
Raat Se Subah Hone Ko Aa Gai,
Subah Jab Hui Unse Mulakat, Iljam
Ek Duje Par Lagaate Rahe,
.
Gusse Me Call Register Check Kiya To
Pata Chala,
Ke
Hum Unko Aur Vo Hume Ek Hi Time
Pe No. Milaate Rahe.!
acha laga to like.....
Ek chidiya ko safed gulab se pyaar ho gaya,
usne gulab ko propose kiya,
gulab ne jawab diya ki jis din main lal ho
jaunga us din main tumse pyaar karunga,
jawab sunke chidiya gulab ke aas-pass katon
mein lotne lagi
aur uske khun se gulab lal ho gaya,
ye dekhke gulab ne
bhi usse kaha ki wo usse pyaar karta hai
par tab tak chidiya mar chuki thi.
isiliye kaha gaya hai ki sacche pyaar ka kabhi
inthaan nahi lena chahiye!
Maa: Beta Ager Meri Ankhain
Kharab Ho jaye to tum kya karo ge?
Beta: Maa tumhain sheher le jaon
ga wahan ilaaz kerwaon ga.
Maa: Ager phir bhi theek na hui tou?
Beta: Maa main paisay kharch kerun ga
tumhain Bahir mulk le ja ker Ilaaz karwaon ga..
Maa hass padi..!!
Beta: Acha Maa ager meri Ankhain kharab ho
jayen to tum kya karogi?
Maa: Mere Lal, main tujhe apni ankhain de dungi..
No One is better than Mother!!
Search Terms for SMS & Shayari:
Mujhy Jeenay Ki Umeed Dobara Dey Do,
Meri Doobti Kashti Ko Kinara Dey Do,
Main Dard Ke Sahil Pey Tanha Khara Hun,
Phir Aa Ke Apni Baahon Ka Sahara Dey Do,
Tera Daaman To Bhara Hay Sitaron Say,
Mujhy Sadqay Me Ek Sitara Dey Do,
Mery Aangan My Aj Andhera Ha Bohat,
Meri Dehleez Ko Phir Apna Nazara Dey Do,
Chand Lamhey Tujhey Dekhney Ki Hasrat Hey Bass,
Maine Kab Kaha Ke Waqt Apna Mujhey Sara Day Do.. ??
Sab kuch apna teri mohabbat mein haar ke
Main ja raha hu ab teri khusiyo ke sansaar se,
Viraan hai jahan dil bhi udaas hai
Ab kabhi na lautenge vo beete din bahaar ke,
Ek haseen khwaab mila vo bhi bhi chaar din ke liye
Bahut dekhe hain humne hausle yahan pyaar ke,
Khud se bhi begaane ho gaye, ek tere liye
Mout jaise thoker lagi is dil pe tere ek inkaar se,.
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