True love ki 8 nishaniya
1: aap unke sms baar baar padhte hai
2: aap unke samne aane se hichkichate hai
3: jab bhiaap unke baare me sochte ho to aapka dil or tezz dhadkta hai
4: aap muskurate hai jab aapunki aawaz sunte hai
6: aap unke liye kuch b kar sakte hai
7: ye post padhte waqt aapke dimag mai unka hi khayal hai
8: Aur aap unko sochne mai itna kho gaye ho ki aapko ye b nahi pata ki POINT NO. 5 missing hai
so u r in love
A true love story: Ek ladki jo andhithi,
Sabhi usse nafrat karte the
Siwaye uske boyfriend ke,
Wo aksar apne boyfriend se kehtimain
Dekh pati to tum se shaadi kar leti,
Ek din achanak kisi ne use aankhe daan kardi,
Ladki ne sabse pehle apne boyf ko dekhna chaha
To usne dekha wo bhi andha tha,
Boy ne pucha mujhse shaadi karogi to
Ladki ne saaf mana kar diya,
Ye sunkar bf ne ldki ko
1 page par kuch likh kar diya or chala gaya,
Usme likha tha "meri aankhon ka khyal rakhna".:(
Ik Saal Purana Qissa Hai
Ik Larka Tha Deewana Sa
Karta Tha Manmana Sa
Wo Shokh Shokh Chanchal Sa
Mehka Mehka Pagal Sa
Ik Roz Muhabbat Ker Betha
Or Ab K Sal Ka Qissa Hai
Ab Wo Mazi Ka Hissa Hai
Wo Pyaar Pe Jaan Ko Waar Gya
Or Apne Aap Ko Maar Gya
Sare Jag Se Jeet Gya
Bas Apne Aap Se Haar Gya
Woh Nahi Mera Magar Us Se Muhabat Hai,To Hai,
Yeh Agar Rasmon Riwajhon Se Baghawat Hai, To Hai ... !
Sach Ko Maine Sach Kaha, Jab Kah DiyaTo Kah Diya,
Ab Zamanay Ki Nazar Me Yeh Himaqat Hai, To Hai ... !!
Dost Ban Kar Dushmano Ki Tarah Woh Satata Hai Mujhe,
Phir Bhi Us Pathar Dil Pay Marna Apni Fitrat Hai,To Hai ... !!!
Kab Kaha Maine Ke Woh Mil Jaye Mujh Ko Aaj Hi,
Us Ki Baahon Me Hi Dam Nikle Itni Hasrat Hai,To Ha
GirL ATM Pe SANTA Se.
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Girl : BHAIYYA Mujhe Apna BALANCE
Check Karna Hai...
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Aap Meri Help Kar Do..
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SANTA Use Ek Zor Ki LAAT Maarta Hai
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Ladki Gir Jaati Hai..
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SANTA : Tera BALANCE To Bahot
Kharab Hai.. LOLZ
BY-rahul
Girl: We Are Best Friends, Right?
Boy: Yes, Of Course.
Girl: So Be Honest With Me, Who Do You Like?
Boy: No One. I Love Someone.
Girl: Oh, She Must Be Very Lucky..
Boy: Definitely. I’ve Loved Her,
Ever Since I Met Her.
Girl: Really? Well, Since We’re Best Friends,
I Wanna Meet Her. Go Call Her…
Boy: Oh Okay.
*Boy Takes Out His Phone, Dials Her Number And Phones Her..*
Girl: Wait, Hold On I Think Im Getting A Call.
*Answers The Phone*
Boy: I Love You;)
Rj: Raat Bhar Royi Tum,
Dukhi Ho Gayi Na Mere Ishq Me,
Arohi: Nhi,
Aise Hi Ro Rhi Thi Tumhari Yaad Me.
Rj : Pr Me To Yahi Hu
Arohi: Aise Hi Rahoge Na Mere Paas
Rj: Yehi Kehne Aya Tha Tmhe.
K Ab Tmhe Jitna Rona H Ro Lo,
Tmhare Rone K Din Ab Gaye,
Me Y Sb Chor DuGa Arohi,
Me Nya Bn JauGa Tmhare Liye
Dekhna Sb Thik Ho JayeGa,
Me B Tum B Madad KroGi Na Meri?
Arohi: Kabhi Naa Kaha Hai?
Rj: Nahi
Bhula Dena Mujhe H
Alvida Tujhe
Tujhe Jina H Mere Bina.!
Kamzor dil wale plz ye post na perhein :D:P
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Ek bohat khobsurt larki thi
Gali ka aik larka usay bohat pasand krta tha
1 bar us larki ki tabyat khrab hogai
usko ultiyan aane lagi
Usne ek glass mai ulti ki
or us larky se kaha ager muje sacha pyar krty ho to isy piyo
larka tayar ho jata hy
Wo adha glass peeny k bad ruk jata hy
To larki pochti hy kya hua ruk Q gaye?
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Us larky ne hasrat bhari nigah se dekha or kaha
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aalu aa gaya tha chaba raha hon.:
One day, a young guy and a
young girl fell in love.
But the guy came from a poor
family. The girl’s parents weren’t
too happy.
So the young man decided not
only to court the girl but to court
her parents as well. In time, the
parents saw that he was a good
man and was worthy of their
daughter’s hand.
But there was another problem:
The man was a soldier. Soon, war
broke out and he was being sent
overseas for a year. The week
before he left, the man knelt on
his knee and asked his lady love,
“Will you marry me?” She wiped
a tear, said yes, and they were
engaged. They agreed that when
he got back in one year, they
would get married.
But tragedy struck. A few days
after he left, the girl had a major
vehicular accident. It was a head-
on collision.
When she woke up in the
hospital, she saw her father and
mother crying. Immediately, she
knew there was something
wrong.
She later found out that she
suffered brain injury. The part of
her brain that controlled her face
muscles was damaged. Her once
lovely face was now disfigured.
She cried as she saw herself in
the mirror. “Yesterday, I was
beautiful. Today, I’m a monster.”
Her body was also covered with
so many ugly wounds.
Right there and then, she
decided to release her fiancé
from their promise. She knew he
wouldn’t want her anymore. She
would forget about him and
never see him again.
For one year, the soldier wrote
many letters—but she wouldn’t
answer. He phoned her many
times but she wouldn’t return
her calls.
But after one year, the mother
walked into her room and
announced, “He’s back from the
war.”
The girl shouted, “No! Please
don’t tell him about me. Don’t tell
him I’m here!”
The mother said, “He’s getting
married,” and handed her a
wedding invitation.
The girl’s heart sank. She knew
she still loved him—but she had
to forget him now.
With great sadness, she opened
the wedding invitation.
And then she saw her name on
it!
Confused, she asked, “What is
this?”
That was when the young man
entered her room with a
bouquet of flowers. He knelt
beside her and asked, “Will you
marry me?”
The girl covered her face with
her hands and said, “I’m ugly!”
The man said, “Without your
permission, your mother sent me
your photos. When I saw your
photos, I realized that nothing
has changed. You’re still the
person I fell in love. You’re still as
beautiful as ever. Because I love ♥...
Meri zindagi ki har khushi mein shaamil tum ho
Meri bandagi ki har ghadi mein shaamil tum ho
Maine jitni bhi duaayein maangi ab tak rab se
Meri unn sabhi duaaon ka ho hasil tum ho
Ik mauj hoon main aur mera sahil tum ho
Aur ik safar hoon main hoon, meri manzil tum ho
Ho maine jitni bhi duayen maangi ab tak rab se
Meri unn sabhi duaaon ka ho hasil tum ho.
Larrki: Ammi main shadi nahi karun gi or
agar zabardasti tum ny meri shadi ki to ghar sy bhag jaun gi
maa rote huwy boli beti mai ne bhag k
tere abba k sath shadi ki
teri khala or behen ny b bhag k shadi ki
tera bhai nokrani k sath
or
tera chacha dhoban k sath bahag gya
teri phopho sabzi waly k sath
or
couzin doodh waly k sath bhag gai
tera bap 2 bar parrosan k sath bhag chuka hai
ab tu b bhag jaye gi to..
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Hamari kya izzat reh jaye gi
kuch khayal kar.
Ek Aalu ne bhindi ko " I Love U"
ka messge kia....
Bhindi ne usy buhat bura bhala kaha aur boli
Tum itny moty ho
or me itni Smart
Aalu ko ya sun ka buhatdukh hua....
Aalu ne us din ka baad itni sabziyan Phansai..
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Aj aap dekh saktay hen
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Aalu-Ghobi,
Aalu- Bengan,
Aalu-Palak,
Aalu-Matar,
Aalu-Gajer,
Aalu-Methi,
or
Bichari Bhindi us din se aaj tak akeli hy KHUMANSINH
1 Lrki or Lrka Car me Khamoshi se ja rhe the
Lrka 1′SMS’Lrki ko krta ha
Larki’SMS’Parne se Pehle hi Larky ko Kehti ha k
Muje ab Tumse Mohabat nhi Me Tume Chor rhi hun
1 Dam Tez Raftar Car Unki Car se Takrati ha
Lrka Usi Waqt Mar jata ha
Lrki Bach jati ha
Kuch Der Bad Lrki Mobile Utha kar ‘SMS’Parti ha to Us k Ansu Us Mobile pe Girte hn ‘SMS’ me Likha tha
“Jis Din Tum Mujko Chor do gi Me Mar jaun ga” this is real story
3 cheezain zindagi me 1 bar milti hain
1.Waalden
2.Husn.
3.Jawani
3 cheezain soch samajh ker uthao
1.Qadam
2.Qasam
3.Qalam
3 chizain soch ker karo
1.Mohabbat
2.Bat
3.Faisla
3 chizin kisi ka intezar nahin kartien
1.Maut
2.Waqt
3.Umar
3 chizein choti na samjho
1.Qarz
2.Farz
3.Marz
Padho samjho or amal bhi karo.
Abhi shukla
Baho m apke rehne ko man krta h,
paas rahu apke khyalo m kho jaane ko man krta h,
baho ka haar mile hamko zindgi m ab jee jaane ko man krta h,
tarse apke pyar k liye ab to inzar krne ko man krta h,
ab to hame dosti nibhane ko man krta h,
mehkate rahe apko har pal ab dil behlane ko man krta h,,,,
yado ko bhulane me kuch waqt
to lgta hai,
aankho ko sulane me kuch waqt to
lgta hai .
kisi shakhs ko bhula dena itna
aasan to nahi hota dil ko samjhane
me kuch waqt to lagta hai .
bhari mahfil me jb koi achanak
yaad aa jaye to fir aansuo ko
chupane me kuch waqt to lagta
hai .
jo shakhs jaan se bhi pyara ho
achanak door ho jaye to .
Dil ko yakeen dila me kuch waqt to
lagta hai
True love
subah uth ke ankhe kholne se pehle kisi
ka chehra dekhne ki ichha ho vo pyar hai,
mandir me darshan krte waqt kisik
pas khade hone ka ehsas ho vo pyar hai,
pure din ki thakan jiske sath bethne ki
kalpna se hi dur ho jaye vo pyar hai,
sir kisi ki god me rakh k lage ki man
halka ho gya vo pyar hai,
lakh koshish kar k bhi jise nafrat
na kr sake,bhul na sake vo pyar hai,
or
ye padhte waqt jiska chehra nazark samne
aaye to hi aapka pyar hai....
Things to Learn From SRK Movies:
Kuch Kuch hota hai: DOST SE PYAAR
Mohabattein: PRINCIPAL KI BETI SE PYAAR
Kal ho na ho: PADOSI KI BETI SE PYAAR
Kabhi khushi Kabhi gum: NAUKAR KI BETI SE PYAAR
Kabhi Alvida na Kehna: DUSARO KI BIWI SE PYAAR
Koyla: Malik ke biwi se pyaar.
Baazigar: DUSHMAN KI BETI SE PYAAR
My Name is Khan: BAAL KATANE WALI SE PYAAR
Pardes: DOST KI MANGETAR SE PYAAR
Dil se: TERRORIST SE PYAAR
Mai Hoon na: TEACHER SE PYAAR
K.k
Love story
Dono ko pyar tha dono se...
Jamane se darte rehete the dono??????
Aapne kahin na rooth jayne.....
Isi waja se dur jane ki kasam khaliye donone....
Kuch shal wad
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Ledka ledki dekhne geya to
pata chala ledki us ki masuka hi thi.
Ek ladka tha uska nam tha dhanendra vo ek bar usko kisi ldki ka no.mila to usne us ldki se bat ki dheere un dono ki bate hone lgi ldki av tk us ldke ka nam ni janti thi pr fr bat hone lgi ab na ldki puchhi ki tmhara kya nam h aur ldka to janta tha ldki ka nam ruchi h per jante h dosto us ldke ko uske bdle m kya mila baba ji ka thullu