Ye msg Pyar karne walon k naam,
Heer paidal ja rahi thi ek ladka awaz deta hai:
Ae diwani piche mud k dekh,
Tera dupatta zameen se ghisa ja raha hai,
Heer jawab deti hai:
Ae diwane tu kya jane ye v
Apna farz nibha raha hai,
Koi chum na le mere kadmo ki mitti ko
"Ranjhe" ke siwa, isliye ye nisan mita raha hai.
Ek Aalu ne bhindi ko " I Love U"
ka messge kia....
Bhindi ne usy buhat bura bhala kaha
aur boli
Tum itny moty ho
or me itni Smart Aalu ko ya sun ka buhatdukh hua....
Aalu ne us din ka baad itni sabziyan
Phansai..
k
k
k Aj aap dekh saktay hen
k
Aalu-Ghobi,
Aalu- Bengan,
Aalu-Palak,
Aalu-Matar, Aalu-Gajer,
Aalu-Methi,
or
Bichari Bhindi us din se aaj tak akeli hy
KHUMANSINH
1 sweet story:1 ladke ne marne ke 3 minute pehle 2 msg kiye..1 GF. Ko and 1 dost ko..Mein ja raha hu reply fast..1st reply GF ka aya:tum kahan ja rahe ho, i m busy bad me milenge. Ye sunkar use bahut dard hua..2nd msg dost ka aya: abe kamine akele kaha jaraha hai ruk mein bi ata hu..Ye padkar wo ladka muskuraya aur bolaaaj phirpyar dosti se haar gaya.~navi
Mohabbat Rog Hoti Hai Kaha Bhi Tha,
Rula Kar Khud Bhi Roti Hai Kaha Bhi Tha,
Kinaare Ke Kareeb Le Jaa Kar,
Ye Kashti Ko Duboti Hai Kaha Bhi Tha,
Ise TuM Dilki Dharti Ka Pata Mat Do,
Ye Is Mein Dard Boti Hai Kaha Bhi Tha,
Mohabbat Mein Khushi Ke Baad GaM Ki Rutt,
Bahut Nazdeek Hoti Hai Kaha Bhi Tha,
Loota Kar Dilko, Rone Se Bhi Kya Haasil,
Bahut Nayaab Moti Hai Kaha Bhi Tha,
Shuro Se Iski Fitrat Hai ZaMane Ko,
Jaga Kar Khud Ye Soti Hai Kaha Bhi Tha,
Ye Sar Se Paaon Tak Pas Raakh Kar Degi,
Bahut Bedard Hoti Hai Kaha Bhi Tha..
A true love story: Ek ladki jo andhithi,
Sabhi usse nafrat karte the
Siwaye uske boyfriend ke,
Wo aksar apne boyfriend se kehtimain
Dekh pati to tum se shaadi kar leti,
Ek din achanak kisi ne use aankhe daan kardi,
Ladki ne sabse pehle apne boyf ko dekhna chaha
To usne dekha wo bhi andha tha,
Boy ne pucha mujhse shaadi karogi to
Ladki ne saaf mana kar diya,
Ye sunkar bf ne ldki ko
1 page par kuch likh kar diya or chala gaya,
Usme likha tha "meri aankhon ka khyal rakhna".:(
1 Gareeb aadmi fruit waale ki dukan
par gaya
aur kaha Uparwale ke naam pe 1 aam
dedo,
.
.
Dukandaar ne ek Gala-Sada Aam
garib ko de
diya,
.
.
.
Phir Us Gareeb ne kuch rupey
nikaale aur
dukandaar ko diye to..
Dukaandar ne use 2 acche aur
behtreen Aam
diye,
.
.
.
Gareeb ne aasman ki taraf dekha
orkaha-aye
khuda,
.
Dekh Tujhe kya diya,
Aur Mujhe kya diya... :((
A cute Love Story:
GIRL:M i Pretty?
BOY:NO.
Girl:Do U wana Liv wd me?
BOY:NO.
Girl:if I leav U thn wil u cry?
Boy:NO.
Grl got Hurt n startd 2 cry.
Boy hold her Tight n said:
U r nt Prety bt BEAUTIFUL.
I dnt wnt 2 liv wd U bt LIVE 4 U.
Whn u leav me i wl nt cry BT DIE.
Sad story
ek din ek ladke ki ma hospital mein admit thi
wo akhri sanse le rhi thi
us ladke ki ma ki death ho gyi
ladka ro ro kar behal ho gya tha usne
apni ma ka cupboard check us cupboard
mein use ek letter or medicine mila
us letter uski ma ne likha tha ki
"mujhe pata hai tumhe rone k bad
tumhari tabiyat kharab ho jati hai
isiliye ye medicines tumhare
liye good bye beta"
Heart touching must read:)
Ek din ek ladke ki girlfrnd ka BIRTHDAY tha.
Boy was not in that city.
So, he ordered 24 RED ROSE for his girlfriend.
He called her up.
Dear maine tumhare liye utne ROSE ain jitni saal ki tum ho gyi ho.
While delivering florist thought: Ye aajka mera sabse achha customer hai.
Chalo ise 10 ROSE FREE me de deta hu.
So, he gave 34 instead of 24.
aur aaj tak ladka nahi samajh paya ki
uska BREAK-UP kyu hua..! :D
"3 dosto ki Kahani"
1 Gyan
2 Dhan
Or
3 Viswas
Teeno bahut Achhe Dost the
3no m Pyar b Bhut tha.
Ek aisa Waqt Aaya k
3no ko juda hona pada,
3no ne Ek Dusre s sawal kiye k
Koun kahan jayega.
Gyan bola: Mai Mandir,Masjid,
Church, Gurudware or Vidyalane jaunga.
Dhan ne kaha: MAI Mahal or
Ameero jaunga.
Lekin
Viswas chup tha
Dono ne Wajah puchhi
Toh Viswas ne
Thandi Aah bhar k kaha:
Me 1 Baar Chala Gaya
Toh phir kbi lout kr nhi Aunga
Ek ladki roz ek gali se gujra karti thi,apne chere ko nakab se dhaka rakhti thi.Ek ladka uspe marta tha,sayad wo use dil se payar karta tha.Ek din ladki ne us ladke ke padosi se pucha,kaha gaya wo aashik?To usne bataya aapko aane me derho gai,us diwane ki kal raat mot ho gai?Padosi ne apna frz nibhaya,ladki ko kabr tak le gaya.Ladki kabr par rone lagiapne ansu se kabr ko dhone lagi.Kabr se aawaz aayi"A khuda ye kesa inklab aya he, aaj me parde me hu or mera mehbub benakab aya he.~navi
Padhkar Tumhara Khat Mere Armaan Machal Gaye
Aisa Laga Ke Tum Gale Aake Lag Gaye..
Khat Padhke Hum Tumhara Sanam Jhoomte Rahe
Dilse Laga Laga Ke Use Choomte Rahe
Aayi Tumhari Yaad Bahut Raat Bhar Sanam
Ab Tumse Dur Rehke Nahi Ji Sakenge Hum..
Jazbat Dehki Dehki Hai Andaz Behki Behki
Tere Khyal Se Hai Meri Raat Mehki Mehki
Khat Me Tumhara Chehra Nazar A Gaya Hume
Andaz Sorry Kehne Ka Tadpa Gaya Hume..!
cute love story
Boy:Kya main tumhe pyara lagta hun?
Girl:Nai
...
Boy:Kya tum mere sath rehna chahti ho?
Girl:Nai
Boy:Agar main marr jaun to tum ro gi?
Girl:Nai
Larka boht udas ho gya use boht dukh hua or wo rone lga :(
Larki ne use apne kareeb kiya or kaha
Tum Pyare nai bohut Khubsurat ho Main tumhare sath Rehna nai balki Jeena chahti hun
Agr tumhen kuch ho gya to mein Roun gi nai Marr jaun gi
Love story
Dono ko pyar tha dono se...
Jamane se darte rehete the dono??????
Aapne kahin na rooth jayne.....
Isi waja se dur jane ki kasam khaliye donone....
Kuch shal wad
.
.
.
Ledka ledki dekhne geya to
pata chala ledki us ki masuka hi thi.
Baho m apke rehne ko man krta h,
paas rahu apke khyalo m kho jaane ko man krta h,
baho ka haar mile hamko zindgi m ab jee jaane ko man krta h,
tarse apke pyar k liye ab to inzar krne ko man krta h,
ab to hame dosti nibhane ko man krta h,
mehkate rahe apko har pal ab dil behlane ko man krta h,,,,
"A Cute N Strange Love Story"
There Was A Little Boy Whose 1st Love
Was A Young Girl In A Picture
Which He Found And Picked From The Street.
As Time Went By He Got Married,
But Still Kept It.
One Day,his Wife Found It And Asked,
"Where Did U Get This?"
The Man Said,
"I Kept That Since I Was A Child,
But Why R U Asking?"
The Girl Replied,
"I Lost This Picture When I Was 7...":)
.dosto me kisi se pyaar karta hu par wo mujha se nhi kisi or se pyaar karti hai wo mere ko dekh kar najar fer leti hai par me bas use hi dekhta rehta hu ye meri dil ki galti hai ya me ab usko bina dekhe rehe nhi sakta
.
.wo mujhse nafart karti hai me use utna hi pyaar karta hu wo mujhe na mane apni zindgi par me use apni zindgi manta hu
.
.
Wo chahe mujhse kitni bhi nafat kare par dil me bohi hai or hi rahegi
.
.
Pehla pyaar bholaya nhi jata ya koi bhi pehla pyaar bhol nhi sakt
.
Mera Ehsaas Tere Sanson Ki Zarurat Ho Jayegi.
Tujhe Bhi Ek Din, Mujh Jaisi
Mohabbat Ho Jayegi.
Dhadkane Kar Degi Tujhe
Pareshaan Har Shaam
Tere Dil Ko Mere Dil Ki Aisi
Aadat Ho Jayegi
Milengi Meri Yaadien Tujhe Apne Khayaalon Mein
Meri Baatein Teri Neend Ki Har Karwat Ho Jayegi
Har Mulaqat Par Khud Ko Mere Paas Bhul Aaoge
Mera Saath Hi Teri Zindagi Ki Ibadat Ho Jayegi
Tujhe Pane Ki Tamanna Basi Hai Meri Ruh Mein..
Mere Ishq Ki Deewangi, Teri Hasrat Ho Jayegi..
sad love story ;-(
1 Ladki Ko Anguthi Chahiye Thi,
Lekin Uske Boyfriend Ne Use Anguthi K Badle Me 1 Teddy Bear Dia.
Gusse Me Ladki Ne Us Teddy Bear Ko Road Pe Fek Dia.
Boyfriend Teddy Bear Lene Road Pe Gaya Lekin Tabi Peche Se Ek Car N
e Use Takkar Maar Dia Or Wo Ladka Wahi Mar Gaya.
Uske Antim Sanskar K Din Us Ladki Ne Teddy Bear Ko Zoor Se Gale Lagaya Or Tab Teddy Bear K Andar Laga Hua Machine Bola.
"Kya Aap Mujse Shadi Karoge, Anguthi Mere Pocket Me He.
Respect Ur Love