Kisi shayar ne"Maut"ko
kya khoob kaha:
"Zindagi me do minute koi
mere
paas na baitha..
aaj sab mere paas baithe
ja rahe the..
koi tohfa na mila aaj tak
mujhe,
aaj phool hi phool diye ja
rahe the..
taras gye hum kisi ke
hath se diye
ek libaj ko,
aaj nye-nye kapde
odhaye ja rahe the..
Do kadam sath na chalne
ko tayar
tha koi,
aaj kafila banakar ja rahe
the..
Aaj pata chala
ke'MAUT'itni hasin hoti
hai,
Kambhakt"HUM"to yu hi
jiyeja rahe the...:))
By - santu maity
Love story
Dono ko pyar tha dono se...
Jamane se darte rehete the dono??????
Aapne kahin na rooth jayne.....
Isi waja se dur jane ki kasam khaliye donone....
Kuch shal wad
.
.
.
Ledka ledki dekhne geya to
pata chala ledki us ki masuka hi thi.
1 Lrki or Lrka Car me Khamoshi se ja rhe the
Lrka 1′SMS’Lrki ko krta ha
Larki’SMS’Parne se Pehle hi Larky ko Kehti ha k
Muje ab Tumse Mohabat nhi Me Tume Chor rhi hun
1 Dam Tez Raftar Car Unki Car se Takrati ha
Lrka Usi Waqt Mar jata ha
Lrki Bach jati ha
Kuch Der Bad Lrki Mobile Utha kar ‘SMS’Parti ha to Us k Ansu Us Mobile pe Girte hn ‘SMS’ me Likha tha
“Jis Din Tum Mujko Chor do gi Me Mar jaun ga” this is real story
Manzile Bhi Us ki Thi Aur Rasta Bhi Usi Ka
Tha Aik Main Akehla Tha Kafila Bhi Usi Ka Tha.
Saath Saath Chalney ki Such Bhi Us ki Thi
Phir Rasta Badalney ka Feslah Bhi Usi Ka Tha
Aaj Kiun Akehla Hon Dil Sawal Karta Hai
Log To Us Ke The Kiya Khuda Bhi Usi Ka Tha ?
TO KHUDA BOLA--
Use Yaar Banane Ki Galti B Teri Thi..
Us Par Yakin Karne Ka Khyal B Tera Tha...
Use Kyu Gum Hoga Tere Jane Ka.....?
Kyuki Sachha Pyar Uska Nahi,,,,,,
Sachha Pyar To Tera Tha....
Sari Raat Unka Number Hum Milaate Rahe,
.
Customer Care Wali Aunty Kehti
Sajan Apke Busy Kisi Aur K Sath,
Hum Re-dial Pe Re-dial Dabaate Rahe,
.
Raat Se Subah Hone Ko Aa Gai,
Subah Jab Hui Unse Mulakat, Iljam
Ek Duje Par Lagaate Rahe,
.
Gusse Me Call Register Check Kiya To
Pata Chala,
Ke
Hum Unko Aur Vo Hume Ek Hi Time
Pe No. Milaate Rahe.!
acha laga to like.....
Interested LOVE STORY 1 LADKA
1 LADKi Aik Dusre Se Bahut
MOHABBAT Karte The Bad Qismati Se LADKi Mar Gai Marne K Bad LADKi Ne LADKE
Se Kaha: "Ek WADA Tha Tera
Har WADAY K Peeche Tu Milega Mujhe Har Gali
Har Darwaze K Peeche Par Tu Hi BEWAFA Nikla Ek Tu Hi Na Tha Mere JANAZE K
Peechy ". LADKA BOLA: "Ek WADA Tha Mera Har
WADAY K Peeche, Me Milunga Tujhe Har Gali Har
Darwaze K Peeche, Par Tune mud K Bhi Na Dekha, Ek Or JANAZA Tha,
Tere JANAZE K Peeche..
* Ramesh *
Chale aaj ham un raho pe jin raho pe chale the sath ham.Khali thi jagah wo jaha baithe the sath ham.Phir gaye ham us bhagwan ke pas bhi jisne milaya tha hame.socha hoga usne bhi kitna khudgarz hai ye insan,jab tak tha iska sath kabhi na aya ye mere dwar.Aaj ye phir dua mang rha hai k mila de bhagwan unse jinke sath chale the sath ham in raho par.
Boy : I Love you..
Pehli Nazar mein Hi Tumhara Aashiq Ban Gaya Hu..
DoU Love me..?
Girl : Hmmmm Main Tumhe
Ek Sawal Puchti Hu Agar Tum Jeet Gaye To Mai Tumhe Jawab De Dungi....?
Ladka"Muskurata Hai Aur Chup Chap Jaane Lagta Hai..
Girl : Kya Hua Jawab Nai Chahiye..
Ladka :
(Palat Kar Kehta Hai)
Mujhe Tumhara Pyar Chahiye..
Jeet mein mila Huwa Inaam Nahi......!!
Ek bacha Ice-Cream shop pe gaya aur pucha:
Ke bada cup kitny ka hai?
Waiter ne jawab diya: Rs.15 ka.
Bachche ne apne paise gine aur pucha:
Chota cup kitny ka hai?
Waiter: Rs.12 ka.
Bachche ne chota cup kharida aur 12 rupe kar chala gaya.
Jab waiter uski table se khali cup uthane aaya to..
ye dekh kar uski ankhen num hogai ke..
bachche ne 3 rupe tip us waiter ke liye chor diye the.
LESSON: Apni choti khushi bhool kar ke aap
dusron ko badi khushi de sakte hain.
♥" MERA-PYAAR "♥
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Usse Pyar Hua Jise Hum
Kabhi Paa Na sake,
♥
Jiski Baato Ko Hum Kabhi Bhula Na Sake,
♥
Dil Lagaya Aur Laga-Kar Tod Diya Usne,
♥
Jise Bhulna Chaha Par
Hum Bhula Na Sake,
♥
Apni Kasam Dekar Usne
Hame Majboor Kar Diya,
♥
Muje Khus Rakhne Ke Liye Khud Se Hi Door Kar Diya,
♥
Hamari Chahat Ko Kabhi
Usne Samja Hi Nahi,
♥
Aur Hum The Ki Unke Liye
Apno Ko Hi Chhod Diya..!!
By - OR Dhandha♥♥
Ek Aadmi Roz Mandir Jakar jor~jor se
mannat mangta.
Ek Din Vo Mandir Aaya Aur Rote Hue Bola,
Ae Bhagwan M Roz Mannat Mangta Hu,Tu
sunta Nhi H Kya?
Bhagwan Prakat Ho Kar Bole,Par Tu yha
kyu Aata H Tere Ghar M Maa Nhi H Kya?
Prem Duniya Ka Sabse Khubsurat Ehsash Hai.
Jitani Paribhashaye Prem Ki Hai
Utani Duniya Me Kisi Bhi,
Dusare Manobhav Ki Nahi Hai.
Ye Vah Ehsash Hai Jise Manavi Nahi
Pashu-Panchhi Ped-Paudhe,
Bhi Samajhte Hai...
Prem Abhivyakti Hai-
Anand Ki,madhurta Ki,saundrya Ki,,
Prem Viyog Hai,Tyag Hai,Sampard Hai...
Prem Kabhi Anshuo Me Chhipi Muskan Jaisa Hai
To Kabhi Muskan Me Chhipi Anshuo Jaisa Hai.
Chalo Tum Chor Do Mujh Ko Main Wapis Loot Jata Hoon!♥ ♥ ♥ !♥ ♥ ♥ Tumhain Manzil Mubarak Ho Nai Rahein Mubarak Hoon !♥ ♥ ♥ Magar Phir Ae Mere Humdum Mujhe Itna To Btla Do!♥ ♥ ♥ !♥ ♥ ♥ K Wapis Kiss TarafJoun Kahan Se Sath Lai Thay!♥ ♥ ♥ !♥ ♥♥ Mujhe Itna To Smjha Do Agar Aisa Nahi Mumkin!♥ ♥ ♥ !♥ ♥ ♥ To Mujh Ko Is Trha Toro K Mai Yaksar Bikhar Joun!♥♥ ♥ !♥ ♥ ♥ Bhatakne Se To Behter Hai Tumhary Pass Mar Joun
.dosto me kisi se pyaar karta hu par wo mujha se nhi kisi or se pyaar karti hai wo mere ko dekh kar najar fer leti hai par me bas use hi dekhta rehta hu ye meri dil ki galti hai ya me ab usko bina dekhe rehe nhi sakta
.
.wo mujhse nafart karti hai me use utna hi pyaar karta hu wo mujhe na mane apni zindgi par me use apni zindgi manta hu
.
.
Wo chahe mujhse kitni bhi nafat kare par dil me bohi hai or hi rahegi
.
.
Pehla pyaar bholaya nhi jata ya koi bhi pehla pyaar bhol nhi sakt
.
Ek ladke ne ek ladki ko propose kiya,
to ladki ne uske praposel ko thukra diya,
uska dost ye sab dekh raha tha,
or dusre us ladke se kahta he ki us ladki ne tumhare praposel ko thukra diya fir bhi tum udas kyu nahi ho?
Wo ladka kahta he,
me udas kyu rahu,
jabki mai janta hu ki maine use khoya he,
jo mujhse pyar nahi karti thi,
udas to use hona chahiye kyuki usne use kho diya jo usase sachhi muhabbat karta tha.
Ek Aalu ne bhindi ko " I Love U"
ka messge kia....
Bhindi ne usy buhat bura bhala kaha aur boli
Tum itny moty ho
or me itni Smart
Aalu ko ya sun ka buhatdukh hua....
Aalu ne us din ka baad itni sabziyan Phansai..
k
k
k
Aj aap dekh saktay hen
k
Aalu-Ghobi,
Aalu- Bengan,
Aalu-Palak,
Aalu-Matar,
Aalu-Gajer,
Aalu-Methi,
or
Bichari Bhindi us din se aaj tak akeli hy KHUMANSINH
1 LADKA or LADKi
ek Dusre Se Bahut
MOHABBAT Karte The
Bad Qismati Se LADKA Mar Gaya
Marne K Bad LADKE Ne LADKI SeKaha:
“Ek WADA Tha Tera
Har WADE K Piche
Tu Milegi Mujhe Har Gali
Har Darwaze K Piche
Par Tu Hi BEWAFA Nikli
Ek Tu Hi Na Thi Mere JANAZE K Pichy.
LADKI BOLI:
“Ek WADA Tha Mera Har WADE
K Peeche,
Me Milungi Tujhe Har Gali Har Darwaze K Piche,
Par Tune mud K Bhi Na Dekha,
Ek Or JANAZA Tha,
Tere JANAZE K Piche..!
1 Ladki Ko Anguthi Chahiye Thi,
Lekin Uske Boyfriend Ne Use Anguthi K
Badle Me 1 Teddy Bear Dia.
Gusse Me Ladki Ne Us Teddy Bear Ko
Road Pe Fek Dia.
Boyfriend Teddy Bear Lene Road Pe Gaya
Lekin Tabi Peche Se Ek Car Ne Use Takkar
Maar Dia Or Wo Ladka Wahi Mar Gaya.
Uske Antim Sanskar K Din Us Ladki Ne
Teddy Bear Ko Zoor Se Gale Lagaya Or
Tab Teddy Bear K Andar Laga Hua Machine Bola.
Kya Aap Mujse Shadi Karoge,
Anguthi Mere Pocket Me He.
High Insult Must Read :D
Bf To Gf- Jaan Kal Tum
Mere SapneMe Aayi Thi
Nd You Were Looking Very Cute..;)
.
Gf- Khush hokar,hmm?? Sach Much ??
.
Bf- Haa Baba Sach Much
.
Gf- Jaan Hum Dono Kya kar Rae The ??
.
.
Bf- Main Cadbury Dairy Milk Kha Raha Tha
Main Akele Hi Kha Raha Tha Aur
Tm Bhukhi Bhikhari Ki Tarah
Keh Rahi Thi Ke Plz
Choclate Chahe Mat Dena
But Kam Se Kam WraPaper Toh De Dena
ChaaTne Ke LiYe :P :D :D xD
ek ladki thi diwani si,ek ladka tha diwana sa
wo ek duje pe marte the,chupke chupke chori chori ek duje se milte the.
achanak unki zindagi me tufana aaya sab tut gae wade kasme
ladke ne to sath diya sara gunah apne naam kiya
bhul gai ladki ki jisne sara gunah apne naam kiya
usne uske ek awaj par sabkuchh diya.bhul gai jo khai thi zindgi bhar rahne ki kasme wo khuda gawahi shadi ki rasme. Aaj wo tanha h bhulne ki koshish kar raha h par kaise bhule har pal wo aaj bhi sath h