1 LADKA or LADKi
ek Dusre Se Bahut
MOHABBAT Karte The
Bad Qismati Se LADKA Mar Gaya
Marne K Bad LADKE Ne LADKI SeKaha:
“Ek WADA Tha Tera
Har WADE K Piche
Tu Milegi Mujhe Har Gali
Har Darwaze K Piche
Par Tu Hi BEWAFA Nikli
Ek Tu Hi Na Thi Mere JANAZE K Pichy.
LADKI BOLI:
“Ek WADA Tha Mera Har WADE
K Peeche,
Me Milungi Tujhe Har Gali Har Darwaze K Piche,
Par Tune mud K Bhi Na Dekha,
Ek Or JANAZA Tha,
Tere JANAZE K Piche..!
Boy : I Love you..
Pehli Nazar mein Hi
Tumhara Aashiq Ban Gaya Hu.. Do U Love me..?
Girl : Hmmmm Main Tumhe
Ek Sawal Puchti Hu
Agar Tum Jeet Gaye To Mai Tumhe Jawab De Dungi....?
Lakda "Muskurata Hai Aur Chup
Chap Jaane Lagta Hai..
Girl : Kya Hua Jawab Nai
Chahiye..
Ladka : (Palat Kar Kehta Hai) Mujhe Tumhara Pyar Chahiye.. Jeet mein mila Hua Inaam Nahi...!!
adhori kahni
sadi me dekha to love ho gaya
dono ko ek dosare love ho gaya chali fir love ki kahni dono milne lage dono ek dosre ko jarurt ban gaye dekhate dekhate dono ek dosre ko zindgi samjhne laga pata chala jab ghar balo ko dono ko milne se rok diya gaya
.
.
na rahe sake dono or ek satha dono mar gaye
.
.
.
Naveen love
Ek Aadmi Roz Mandir Jakar jor~jor se
mannat mangta.
Ek Din Vo Mandir Aaya Aur Rote Hue Bola,
Ae Bhagwan M Roz Mannat Mangta Hu,Tu
sunta Nhi H Kya?
Bhagwan Prakat Ho Kar Bole,Par Tu yha
kyu Aata H Tere Ghar M Maa Nhi H Kya?
Pagal Si Ek Ladki Hai
Har Pal Wo Mujh Ko Takti Hai
Aankh Main Uss Ki Masti Hai
Wo Baat Baat Pe Hansti Hai
Har Roz Wo Roop Badalti Hai
Har Roop Main Achi Lagti Hai
Es Dil Main Aag Bharakti Hai
Jab Meri Taraf Wo Barti Hai
Deedar Ko Deed Tarasti Hai
Fursat Main Aankh Barasti Hai
Wo Jab Bhi Mujh Se Milti Hai
Ye Zalim Duniya Jalti Hai
Piyaar Wo Mujh Se Karti Hai
Izhaar Se Laikin Darti Hai
Pagal Si Ek Larki Hai
Har Pal Wo Mujh Ko Takti Hai..
2 dost Pranav Aur Sarang jungle
mein, Raste me raat ho gayi wo
TENT laga k so gaye..
.
RAAT ko 1 Pranav ki ankh khuli..
Usne Sarang ko jaga k
kaha:"Aasman ki taraf dekh ke
bata tujhe kya nazar aatahai..??
.
.
Sarang: "Bahut sare sitare" .
Pranav: "Isse kya pata chalta
hai..??"
.
Sarang: "Asman khubsurat hai.."
. .
Pranav: "Abey Newton ki aulad
Tent chori ho gaya
hai..danish hashmi
ONE SAD STORY
Ek ladki thi aur uska boyfriend tha. Wo apne boyfriend se bahut pyar karti thi. Ek din usne apne boyfrnd se kaha tum mere bina 1 din bita ke dikhao. Boyfrnd ne ye challange except kiya usne apni grlfrnd ke bina pura ek din bitaya aur wo jit gaya. Dusre din khushi se wo grlfrnd se milne gya to wo mar chuki thi kyunki use canser tha aur uske paas ek hi din tha. Usne leter me likha tha u will do it kya tum ye roz karoge ?
BY : SANJAY SINGH
Itz really hurts...J
Gandhi Ji Ki Ek Rishtedar Aurat Ke Bete Par Qatal Ka Ilzam Laga.Aurat Ne Gandhi Ji Se Request Ki Ke Mere Begunah Bete Ko Bacha Lo.Gandhi Ji Ne Muqadma Lada Aur Ladke Ko Bacha LiyaAurat Badi Khush Hui, Par Usne Ek Sawal Kiya.Aurat: “Aaj To Aap Hain Jo Bacha Liya, Kal Jab Aap Nahi Honge To Hum Bekasoor Logo Ko Kon Bachayega?”Gandhi Ji Ne Muskurate Hue BahutHi Khubsoorat Jawab Diya“Note Pe Lagi Meri Photo.~navi
Ek tooti PREM kahani
Fark sirf itna sa hai
Uski barat gayi,
Iski mayat uthi.
Phool us par bhi the,
Phool is par bhi the.
Mehfil waha bhi thi,
Log yaha bhi the.Wo doli pe thi,
Yeh janaze pe tha.
Unka hasna waha,
Inka rona yaha.
Saheliya uski bhi thi,
Dost iske bhi the.
Qazi udhar bhi the,
Molvi Idar bhi the.
Wo saj k gayi,
Ise sajaya gaya.
Wo uth k gayi,
Ise uthaya gaya.
Fark sirf itna sa hai,
USE APNAYA GAYA AUR ISE DAFNAYA GAYA.
1 ladki ne god se pucha : what is love, god ne
kaha jao bag me se ek
phool lao,
vo ladki phool
lene gai use 1 phul
pasand aaya par wo
jayda sundar phul chahti
thi ,
wo aage chali gayi
lekin use achha phul na
mila !
Jab wo wapis vo
phul lene gayi use vo
phool bhi na mila ,
vo
bahut pachtai or god ko
akar bataya,
God say- THIS IS LOVE
Jab pyar pas hota hai to
uski kadra nahi hoti or
uske jane k baad uska
ehsas hota hai :-(
~~♥ sanju ♥~~
ApNe Is LaYak SaMjHa Ki ApKe SaTh Do KaDaM ChaL SaKe,
BhuL Se kBhi bhul ho JaYe esa KhuDa Na kre,
SaChe DoSt bankr HaMeSha Sath nibhayege E~DoSt,
taki ham or ap milke KuCh HaSeeN PaLO Ko Jee SaKe..
♥1 PiyaR KI KahanI♥
""-"-"-"-"-"-"-"-"-"-"-"-""
Ek Parinda Safed Phool Se Pyar Kar Betha!
Kafi Din Bad Parinde Ne Phool Ko Prpose Kia..!
Phool Ne Kaha Jab Me Safed Se Lal Ban Jaoga..!
Tab Tumse Pyaar Karonga....!
Parinde Ne Apni Chonch Se Apna Pet Kat Dia.
"OR"
Sara Khoon Phool K Upar Ja gira...!
Phool Safed Se Lal Ho Gaya....
"OR"
Phool Ko Parinde Se Pyar Ho Gaya...!
Par Aafsoos Parinda Zinda Nahi Raha...!
♥YeH H SachA PiyaR♥
By- OR Dhandhal♥♥
Station pe ek kuli se bahar jane ka rasta pucha
Kuli ne kaha: bahar ja kr puchho.
mene khud rasta dundh liya
Bahar ja kar taxi wale se pucha: bhai sahab, Lal kile ka kitna loge?
Jawab mila: bechna nahi hai… taxi chhor mene bus pakad li.
Conductor se puchha: Ji, kya me cigarette pi sakta?
Conductor (gusse se): Hargij nhi,yaha cigarette pina mana hai.
Mene kaha: Par wo janab to pi rhe hai?
Conductor: Usne mujhse puchha nhi hai.
Lal kile pahucha, hotel gya, manager se kaha:
Room chahiye 7vi manjil me.
Manager: Rehne k liye ya kud kar suicide karne k liye?
Hotel se nikla dost k ghar jane k liye
Raste me ek janab se pucha: janab ye sadak kaha jati hai?
Janab haskar bole:
pichle 20 saal se dekh raha hu, kahi nahi jati, yahi padi hai!
मेरे दिल कि आवाज है
कि बिछडा यार मिलेगा,
वो यार तेरी हर खुशी को गम मेँ मोड देगा,
जिस मोड पर तुझे तेरा प्यार मिलेगा,
मै तो क्या मुझसे भी,
अच्छा एक नया दिलदार मिलेगा,
आज नही तो कल तुझे,
तेरा प्यार मिलेगा,
दिल तो क्या दिलदार, भी तुझे तेरा साथ मिलेगा..!
sad love story ;-(
1 Ladki Ko Anguthi Chahiye Thi,
Lekin Uske Boyfriend Ne Use Anguthi K Badle Me 1 Teddy Bear Dia.
Gusse Me Ladki Ne Us Teddy Bear Ko Road Pe Fek Dia.
Boyfriend Teddy Bear Lene Road Pe Gaya Lekin Tabi Peche Se Ek Car N
e Use Takkar Maar Dia Or Wo Ladka Wahi Mar Gaya.
Uske Antim Sanskar K Din Us Ladki Ne Teddy Bear Ko Zoor Se Gale Lagaya Or Tab Teddy Bear K Andar Laga Hua Machine Bola.
"Kya Aap Mujse Shadi Karoge, Anguthi Mere Pocket Me He.
Respect Ur Love
1 Naik Admi Jis Ki Adat Thi K
Wo Rastay Me Milne Wale Har
Shakhs Ko Salam Krta Tha.
Par 1 Shakhs Us K Salam Ka
Jwab Daine K Bajaye Usay
Galiyan Deta.
Phir B Wo Naik Insan Har Roz
Salam Karta.
1 Din Usay Kisi Ne Pocha K:
Wo Shakhs Har Roz Apko Bura Bhala
Kehta Hai Tum Phir B Usay Salam Q
Kartay Ho?
Us Naik Insan Ne Jwab Dia:
Uski Beti Se Meri Setting Hai Yar.
Moral: Har Msg Islami Nhi Hota..
Ghor Se Prhne Ka Shukria
One sweet love story.
ek chidiya ko ek safed gulab se pyar ho gaya,
usne apne pyar ka ijjhar kiya gulab ne jawab diya,
ke mai jis din lal ho jaunga us din me tumse pyar karunga,
jawab sunkar chidiya gulab k aas paas kanto me udne lagi,
aur uske khoon se gulab lal ho gaya,
ye dekhakar gulab ne bhi us se kaha k wo bhi us se pyar karta he,
par chidiya tab tak mar chuki thi.
MORAL -- dont put condition in love.
Kya Hota Hai Saccha Pyar Koi Use Bhi Sikhao
Vo Kya Jane Pyar Ki Keematkya Hoti Hai
Jab Nahi Milta Pyar Toaankhe Kitni Roti Hain
Kbhi Na Kbhi To Vo Kisi Se Dillagayegi
Karega Vo Bewafai To Meriwafa Ki Yaad Ayegi
Tab Vo Bedard Mere Dard Kosamajh Payegi
Is Aashiq Ki Chahat Ko Firpana Vo Chahegi
Par Afsos Use Gale Se Mainlaga Na Pauga
Kyuki Jannat Se Vapas Mainlaut Na Pauga.
Ek ladke ne ek ladki ko propose kiya,
to ladki ne uske praposel ko thukra diya,
uska dost ye sab dekh raha tha,
or dusre us ladke se kahta he ki us ladki ne tumhare praposel ko thukra diya fir bhi tum udas kyu nahi ho?
Wo ladka kahta he,
me udas kyu rahu,
jabki mai janta hu ki maine use khoya he,
jo mujhse pyar nahi karti thi,
udas to use hona chahiye kyuki usne use kho diya jo usase sachhi muhabbat karta tha.
1 choti bchi apne papa k sath ja rhi thi. 1 pul par pani bahut tezi se bah rha tha.
Papa- Beta daro mat,mera hath pakad lo.
Bchi- Nahi papa ap mera hath pakad lo.
Papa(muskura kar bole)- dono me kya antar h?
Bchi- agar maine apka hath pakda or achank kuch ho jae to shayad main apka hath 6od du, LEKIN agar ap mera hath pakdenge,to me janti hu k chahe kuch bhi ho jaye, AP MERA HATH KABHI NHI CHHODENGE.
"THAT IS GREAT LOVE."
"Aj bhi Bacche hath chhod dete h mgr Maa-baap nhi"