Pagal Panti Joke
Old Lady to Doctor:" Mujhe Gas ki problem
hai par achhi baat ye hai ki meri gas me na
Bad Bu aati hai na Awaaz..
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Aap k clinic me bhi 20 baar gas chhod chuki
hu par kisi ko pata nahi chala..
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Doctor: "Ye Dawa lijiye aur 1 weekbaad
aayiye"
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(1 week baad)
Old Lady:" Aap ne mujhe kya dawa de di.??
Meri gas me ab bhi aawaz nahi aarahi par
bahut Zehrili Badbu aa rahi hai."
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Doctor:" Good. Aapki Naak theek ho gayi
hai
Ab hum aap k KAAN ka ilaaz krenge
ek ladki thi diwani si,ek ladka tha diwana sa
wo ek duje pe marte the,chupke chupke chori chori ek duje se milte the.
achanak unki zindagi me tufana aaya sab tut gae wade kasme
ladke ne to sath diya sara gunah apne naam kiya
bhul gai ladki ki jisne sara gunah apne naam kiya
usne uske ek awaj par sabkuchh diya.bhul gai jo khai thi zindgi bhar rahne ki kasme wo khuda gawahi shadi ki rasme. Aaj wo tanha h bhulne ki koshish kar raha h par kaise bhule har pal wo aaj bhi sath h
1 Lrki or Lrka Car me Khamoshi se ja rhe the
Lrka 1′SMS’Lrki ko krta ha
Larki’SMS’Parne se Pehle hi Larky ko Kehti ha k
Muje ab Tumse Mohabat nhi Me Tume Chor rhi hun
1 Dam Tez Raftar Car Unki Car se Takrati ha
Lrka Usi Waqt Mar jata ha
Lrki Bach jati ha
Kuch Der Bad Lrki Mobile Utha kar ‘SMS’Parti ha to Us k Ansu Us Mobile pe Girte hn ‘SMS’ me Likha tha
“Jis Din Tum Mujko Chor do gi Me Mar jaun ga” this is real story
14 saal ke ladke ko, 10 saal ki khubsurat ladki ki photo raste mein mili,
aur us ladke ko ladki se pyar ho gya.
uska us ladki k liye pyar dhire-2 badne lga.
wo us ladki se bhut pyar karne lga.
Lekin wo ladka us ladki ko kbi nahi pa ska.
Kuch saal bad.
Uski wife ne wo photo dekha aur pucha:
tumhe ye photo kha se mila?
ladke ne pucha kyun?
Ladki boli: meri photo kho gya thi jab mein 10 saal ki thi.
2-dono me fir pyaar badha
pyaar me izhaar hua
izhar ka iqraar hua
sab kuch achha chal rha tha
dono khush the, Ladki k kai aur frnd the,
Kisi ne ladki ko kaha k wo ladka
bura
hai
ladki ko trust nahi hua
aur fir bhi ladke se pyar karne lagi par
us din k baad ladki k man me
shak
janam le chuka tha
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♥♥TRUE LOVE ♥♥
Subah Uth Ke Ankhe Kholne Se Pehle Kisi
Ka Chehra Dekhne Ki Ichha Ho Vo Pyar Hai,
Mandir Me Darshan Krte Waqt Kisi K Pas Khade Hone Ka Ehsas Ho Vo Pyar Hai,
Pure Din Ki Thakan Jiske Sath Bethne Ki
Kalpna Se Hi Dur Ho Jaye Vo Pyar Hai,
Sir Kisi Ki God Me Rakh K Lage Ki Man
Halka Ho Gya Vo Pyar Hai,
Lakh Koshish Kar K Bhi Jise Nafrat
Na Kr Sake,Bhul Na Sake Vo Pyar Hai,
"OR"
Ye Padhte Waqt Jiska Chehra Nazar K Samne
Aaye To Hi Vo Aapka Pyar Hai...!!♥♥
♣TUM HI HO SANAM♣
मेरे लिए मेरी दुनिया हो तुम,
छु के जो गुजर गये वो हवा हो तुम,
♥
मैने जो माँगी वो दुआ हो तुम,
जो मैने महसुस कि वो अहसास हो तुम,
♥
मेरी नजर की तलाश हो तुम,
मेरी जिन्दगी का करार हो तुम,
♥
मैने जो चाहा वो प्यार हो तुम,
मेरे इन्तजार की राहत हो तुम,
♥
दिल कि चाहत हो तुम,
तुम हो तो है दुनिया मैरी,
कैसे कहुँ के सिर्फ प्यार नही,
मेरी जान हो तुम.....!!
♥ I MISS U DEAR ♥
: Story
MAA : Beta Ager Meri Ankhain
Kharab Ho jaye to tum kya karo ge?
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Beta : Maa tumhain sheher le jaon
ga wahan ilaaz kerwaon ga
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MAA : Ager phir bhi theek na hui
tou? ... ...
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Beta : Maa main paisay kharch
kerun ga tumhain Bahir mulk le ja
ker Ilaaz karwaon ga........
Maa hass padi :)
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Beta : Acha Maa ager meri Ankhain kharab ho
jayen to tum
kya karogi?
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MAA : Mere LaL, main tujhe apni
ankhe de dungi
*Nitesh *
STORY--EK 14 SAAL K Ladke ko,...10 Saal k Khubsurat ladki ki photo Raste me Mili,or us ladki ke liye pyaar dhire dhire badhane laga.
wo us ladki se bahut pyar krne lga. Lekin wo ladka us ladki ko kbhi nhi dhund ska.
Kuchh saalo baad uski shadi ho gyi, 1 din uski wife ne wo photo dekhi or pucha-"tumhe ye photo kaha se mile.? Ladke ne kyu..."
Ladki ne kaha-"meri photo kho gyi thi jb me 10saal ki thi
SACCHA PYAR KAVI VE FAIL NAHI HOTA...
By - santu maity
Sweet Love Story:
A boy never does homework in class
to get punishment of bending… on his knees,
in front of her bench
just to see her for whole period?
Gets scoldings from his parents.
bcoz he reaches late everyday,
just to ensure that she has reached
home safely or not?
Skips his lunch
& pretends to be studying in the interval;
just to see her eating the food =)
Walks by foot to the home instead
of taking a bus;
just to save money to buy
chocolates for her..
Gandhi Ji Ki Ek Rishtedar Aurat
Ke Bete Par Qatal Ka Ilzam Laga.
Aurat Ne Gandhi Ji Se Request Ki
Ke Mere Begunah Bete Ko Bacha Lo.
Gandhi Ji Ne Muqadma Lada Aur Ladke Ko Bacha Liya
Aurat Badi Khush Hui, Par Usne Ek Sawal Kiya.
Aurat: “Aaj To Aap Hain Jo Bacha Liya, Kal
Jab Aap Nahi Honge To Hum Bekasoor Logo Ko
Kon Bachayega?”
Gandhi Ji Ne Muskurate Hue Bahut Hi
Khubsoorat Jawab Diya-
“Note Pe Lagi Meri Photo“
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agree karte ho to thoko like...
SAD STORY IN LOVE
LADKA aur LADKI car me khamosi se
ja rahe the LADKA 1 Letter LADKI
ko deta hai LADKI Letter Padhne se
pehle hi LADKE ko kheti hai ki,Mujhe
aab tum se pyar nahi hai,Mai tumhe chhod
rahi hu.Achanak ek tez raftar wali car unki
car se takra gai LADKA usi waqt mar gaya,
LADKKI bach gayi phir LADKI ne wo Letter khola
to uske ANKHON se ANSU gir pade.US Letter me likha
tha "JIS DIN TUM MUJHE CHHOD DOGI USI WAQT HI
MAI MAR JAUONGA"
PLEASE LIKE THIS
By - santu maity
koi hota jo hume b samjhta...
Mujhe kyu ho kisi se koi shikwa gila,
kisi ne bhi to nahi mana mujhe apna.
1 pal tha jab sab sath the mere,
par ab to tanha chhod chale..
Akele aaye the is duniya me
aur akele hi jana hai.
ye sab jante hai, mante hai,
phir bhi dil ko pata nahi kyu rishte nibhana hai..
Nahi mila kabhi khud ko parakhne ka waq hume,
warna aaj pata hota ki sabne kyu chhoda tanha hume..
khud hi khud me sab kuch hum samajhte hain,
kaash koi hota jo samjhta hame hum se jada....
A cute love story
Boy:Kya main tumhe pyara lagta hun?
Girl:Nai
Boy:Kya tum mere sath rehna chahti ho?
Girl:Nai
Boy:Agar main marr jaun to tum ro gi?
Girl:Nai
Larka boht udas ho gya use boht dukh hua or wo rone lga
Larki ne use apne kareeb kiya or kaha
Tum Pyare nai bohut Khubsurat ho
Main tumhare sath Rehna nai balki Jeena chahti hun
Agr tumhen kuch ho gya to mein Roun gi nai Marr jaun gi
bcz i cant live without u.....
Sad story
ek din ek ladke ki ma hospital mein admit thi
wo akhri sanse le rhi thi
us ladke ki ma ki death ho gyi
ladka ro ro kar behal ho gya tha usne
apni ma ka cupboard check us cupboard
mein use ek letter or medicine mila
us letter uski ma ne likha tha ki
"mujhe pata hai tumhe rone k bad
tumhari tabiyat kharab ho jati hai
isiliye ye medicines tumhare
liye good bye beta"
Tum Raat Din Muje Sochte Ho
Kaho Na Kaho Hume Sab Pata He
Karu Kya Muje Tum Batate Nhi Ho
Chupate Ho Mujse Tumhari Khata He
Meri Bekarari Ko Hadse Badhana
Tume Khub Aata H Baate Banana
Bekarar Krke Mera Chain Lena
Sata Ke Mohbt Me Dard Dena
Dekhkar Muje Palke Jhukana
Shararat Nhi H To Fir Kya H
Tume Nind Ayegi Ab Na Mere Bin
Muje H Yakin Aisa Ayega 1 Din
Teri Baho Me Soye Rehnge
Tere Khyalo Me Khoye Rahnge
Kbi Gaur Se Meri Anko Me Dekho
Meri Jaan Tumhara Hi Chehra Chupa H.
To jhuka jhuka k nazar kion milayee jati hay,
Banaa banaa k tamanna mitayeejaati hay,
Tarah tarah say wafa aazmayeejaati hay,
Hijaab un ko meri mohabbat ka aitbar nahin,
To jhuka jhuka k nazar kion milayee jaati hay,
Hamaray dil ka pata wo hamain nahin daitay
Hamari chiz hum hi say chupai jaati hay,
Saqi, Doori-e-manzil say naa-umid na hoo
Manzil ab bus aa hi jaati hay
1 Ladki Ko Anguthi Chahiye Thi,
Lekin Uske Boyfriend Ne Use Anguthi K
Badle Me 1 Teddy Bear Dia.
Gusse Me Ladki Ne Us Teddy Bear Ko
Road Pe Fek Dia.
Boyfriend Teddy Bear Lene Road Pe Gaya
Lekin Tabi Peche Se Ek Car Ne Use Takkar
Maar Dia Or Wo Ladka Wahi Mar Gaya.
Uske Antim Sanskar K Din Us Ladki Ne
Teddy Bear Ko Zoor Se Gale Lagaya Or
Tab Teddy Bear K Andar Laga Hua Machine Bola.
Kya Aap Mujse Shadi Karoge,
Anguthi Mere Pocket Me He kuldeep
Kamzor dil wale plz ye post na perhein :D:P
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Ek bohat khobsurt larki thi
Gali ka aik larka usay bohat pasand krta tha
1 bar us larki ki tabyat khrab hogai
usko ultiyan aane lagi
Usne ek glass mai ulti ki
or us larky se kaha ager muje sacha pyar krty ho to isy piyo
larka tayar ho jata hy
Wo adha glass peeny k bad ruk jata hy
To larki pochti hy kya hua ruk Q gaye?
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Us larky ne hasrat bhari nigah se dekha or kaha
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aalu aa gaya tha chaba raha hon...
मंजिल मिले ना मिले
ये तो मुकदर की बात है!
हम कोशिश भी ना करे
ये तो गलत बात है...
जिन्दगी जख्मो से भरी है,
वक्त को मरहम बनाना सीख लो,
हारना तो है एक दिन मौत से,
फिलहाल जिन्दगी जीना
सीख लो..!!