Movies Titles Related To Engg
Students:
Exams – Socha Na Tha
Classes – Kabhi Kabhi
Question Papers – Na Tum Jano
Na Hum
Copying – Yaarana
Maths 2 – Asambhav
Maths 1 – Mission Impossible
Environmental Sciences – Pyaar
Mein Kabhi Kabhi
1st Semester – Kuch To Hai
2nd semester – Ye Kya Ho
Raha Hai
Distinction – Kal Ho Na Ho
1st Class – Raju Ban Gaya
Gentleman
2nd Class – Dil Mange More Fail – Phir Milenge..
Waris ali
SAD STORY
LADKA aur LADKI car me khamosi se
ja rahe the LADKA 1 Letter LADKI
ko deta hai LADKI Letter Padhne se
pehle hi LADKE ko kheti hai ki,Mujhe
aab tum se pyar nahi hai,Mai tumhe chhod
rahi hu.Achanak ek tez raftar wali car unki
car se takra gai LADKA usi waqt mar gaya,
LADKKI bach gayi phir LADKI ne wo Letter khola
to uske ANKHON se ANSU gir pade.US Letter me likha
tha "JIS DIN TUM MUJHE CHHOD DOGI USI WAQT HI
MAI MAR JAUONGA"
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¤SHARIQUE¤
Maa: Beta Ager Meri Ankhain
Kharab Ho jaye to tum kya karo ge? Beta: Maa tumhain sheher le jaon
ga wahan ilaaz kerwaon ga. Maa: Ager phir bhi theek na hui tou? Beta: Maa main paisay kharch kerun ga
tumhain Bahir mulk le ja ker Ilaaz karwaon ga.. Maa hass padi..!! Beta: Acha Maa ager meri Ankhain kharab ho
jayen to tum kya karogi? Maa: Mere Lal, main tujhe apni ankhain de dungi..
No One is better than Mother!!
By: "V@ruN"
Ek Din Unse Hum Bahut Door Chale Jayenge,
Satayengi Hamari Yadein Har Taraf Unhe
Or Wo Pareshan Ho Jayenge,
Charon Taraf Dekhenege Par Hum Na
Nazar Aayenge,
Jab Satayengi Hamari Yadein
Wo Hamse Milne Ko Betab Ho Jayenge
Wadiyon Se Poochenge Hamara Pata
Par Hum Kaha Unhe Mil Payenge,
Yaad Ayengi Unko Hamari Wafaein
Unki Aankhon Me Aansu Aa Jayenge,
Dhoondenge Wo Ek Pyar Bhare Ehsaas
Ko Samundar Rahe Bhale Hi Wo Pyase Reh Jayenge,
Ek Din Ham Unse Bahut Door Chale Jayenge
Kasamkhan
Heart Touching....!
Kabhi pehli baar school jaane mein
darr lagta tha,
Aaj har rasta khud hi chunte hai..!!
Kabhi mummy-papa ki har baat
sacchi lagti thi,
Aaj unhi se jhooth bolte hai..!!
Kabhi chhoti si chot kitna rulati
thi,
Aaj dil toot jata hai phir bi sambhal
jaate hai..!!
Pehle dost bas saath khelne tak
yaad rehte the,
Aaj kuch dost jaan se zyada pyare
lagte hai..!!
Ek din tension ka meaning maa se
puchna padta tha,
Or aaj tension soulmate lagta
hai..!!
Ek din tha jab pal mein ladna, pal
mein manana to roz ka kam tha,
Aaj ek baar jo juda hue toh rishte
tak kho jate hai..!!
Sachi, zindagi ne bahut kuch sikha
diya..!!
Na jaane rabb ne humko itna jaldi
bada kyun bana Diya.....!
Story of M.A.T.H.S ...
Aaj se 300 saal pehle MATH bohot
masoom aur pyara tha.
Ek din kuch badmash students ne
MATHko
bohot mara yahan tak ki Math ki
aakhri Sans thi marte marte sab
students ko badua de gyi.
Aur Ye keh ker is dunia se chala gya k
mein to ja raha hoon lekin MATHS
M = Meri
A = Aatma
T = Tumhe
H = Hamesha
S = Satayegi
Aaj bhi math ki aatma bhatak rahi hai
aur saare students ko sata rahi hai aur
hamesha satati rahegi
Pappu apni family k sath jungle
merehta tha.
Ek din Usy jungle se ek Sheesha
mila.
sheeshe me usne khud ko dekha to
usko laga ke papa ki tasveer hai
Wo Usy apne ghar le gaya Or
Usse roz baaten krne laga....
Uski Biwi ko shak huwa.
Ek din uski gair mojudgi me
Usne Sheesha nikala or apna
aks dekh kr boli: "Acha to ye hai wo
Churail
jis se Mera Shohar baaten krta hy".
Usne Sheesha apni Saas ko
dikhaya to Saas ne kaha:
"Koi baat nhi..! Budhi hy, jaldi
marrjayegi"
Tumhare rah badalne ki baat kis se karoon?
Main apne khuwab bikharne ki baat kis se karoon?
Abhi wo jaane-e-ghazal door hay nighahon se
Abhi main jaan se guzarne ki baat kis se karoon?
Abhi tau hijr ki tarikiyan hain dono taraf
Abhi main chaand nikalne ki baat kis se karoon?
Abhi tau ghamon se nidhaal hain sabhi
Abhi main tere bicharne ki baat kis se karoon?
Meri judai k gham koi bhi nahi sunta
Tumhare baad sulaghne ki baat kis se karoon?
BY-OR DHANDHAL
Gandhi Ji Ki Ek Rishtedar Aurat Ke Bete Par Qatal Ka Ilzam Laga.
Aurat Ne Gandhi Ji Se Request Ki Ke Mere Begunah Bete Ko Bacha Lo.
Gandhi Ji Ne Muqadma Lada Aur Ladke Ko Bacha Liya
Aurat Badi Khush Hui, Par Usne Ek Sawal Kiya.
Aurat: “Aaj To Aap Hain Jo Bacha Liya, Kal Jab Aap Nahi Honge To Hum Bekasoor Logo Ko Kon Bachayega?”
Gandhi Ji Ne Muskurate Hue Bahut Hi Khubsoorat Jawab Diya
“Note Pe Lagi Meri Photo“
16-25 Year ki ladki Football ki tarah
hoti hai
"1 ke pichhe 22 log"
.
26-35 Year ki ladki Cricket ball ki tarah
hoti
hai
"1 ke hath aati hai baaki sab taali
bajate
hain"
.
36-45 Year ki ladki Tenniss ball ki
tarah hoti
hai
"1 kahta hai tu rakh, dusra kahta hai tu
rakh"
.
45 Year ke baad Golf baal ki tarah hoti
hai
"Jitni door jaaye utna achha lagta
hai...
Agree.. ???
Kisi shayar ne"Maut"ko
kya khoob kaha:
"Zindagi me do minute koi
mere
paas na baitha..
aaj sab mere paas baithe
ja rahe the..
koi tohfa na mila aaj tak
mujhe,
aaj phool hi phool diye ja
rahe the..
taras gye hum kisi ke
hath se diye
ek libaj ko,
aaj nye-nye kapde
odhaye ja rahe the..
Do kadam sath na chalne
ko tayar
tha koi,
aaj kafila banakar ja rahe
the..
Aaj pata chala
ke'MAUT'itni hasin hoti
hai,
Kambhakt"HUM"to yu hi
jiyeja rahe the...:))
Main Hi Wafa Nibha Na Saka,
Tujhe Chaha Mgr Bata Na Saka,
Teri Judai Me Subho Sham Roye Bahut,
Haan Mgr Tere Samne Anshu Baha Na Saka,
Tujhe Chaha Maine Saari Duniya Se Jyada
Haan Mgr Teri Dehliz Pe Sar jhuka Na Saka,
Upar Wale Ne Likh Di Thi Judai
Judai ki Lakir Haath Se Mita Na Saka,
Tere Baad Bahut Aayi Khushiyan
Mgr Kisi Bhi Khushi Par Muskura Na Saka,
Ek Hi Baat Rulati Hai Subho Sham
Jisko Chaha Usko Pa Na Saka...
Khaali Kaaghaz Pe Hurf Sajaaya Karta Tha
Tanhaai Main Sheher Basaaya Karta Tha
Kaisa Paagal Shakhs Tha Saari Saari Raat
Deewaaron Ko Dard Sunaaya Karta Tha
Ro Deta Tha Aap Hi Apni Baaton Par
Aur Phir Khud Ko Aap Hansaaya Karta Tha
Jalnay Lagti Lahoo Main Judaai Tou Ro Daita
Tanhaaion Ki Khaak Uraaya Karta Tha
Chehray Say Tera Rog Chupaata Tou Hans Daita
Aankhon Main Teri Yaad Manaaya Karta Tha..
Wo koi aur nai mai tha
aur meri prem pratigya jo dur ho gai mere se
Suraj chand sitare sab mujhse jalte hen
sagar badal barsat mujhse ye kehete hen tu kise chahta he, tu kese jita he, tu kitna rota he, q itna pitahe, usse yaad karta he,kya hua he tera , bas itna to bota k wo koun he jispe tu marta hei, aur hame bhul k haste haste pagal bana phirta hei.l
Ek tooti PREM kahani
Fark sirf itna sa hai
Uski barat gayi,
Iski mayat uthi.
Phool us par bhi the,
Phool is par bhi the.
Mehfil waha bhi thi,
Log yaha bhi the.
Wo doli pe thi,
Yeh janaze pe tha.
Unka hasna waha,
Inka rona yaha.
Saheliya uski bhi thi,
Dost iske bhi the.
Qazi udhar bhi the,
Molvi Idar bhi the.
Wo saj k gayi,
Ise sajaya gaya.
Wo uth k gayi,
Ise uthaya gaya.
Fark sirf itna sa hai,
USE APNAYA GAYA AUR ISE DAFNAYA GAYA
*जलाराम एक बहुत बड़े दानवीर थे। उनकी ये एक खास बात थी कि जब वो दान देने के लिए हाथ आगे बढ़ाते तो अपनी नज़रें नीचे झुका लेते थे।*
*ये बात सभी को अजीब लगती थी कि ये जलाराम कैसे दानवीर हैं। ये दान भी देते हैं और इन्हें शर्म भी आती है।*
*ये बात जब कबीर जी तक पहुँची तो उन्होंने जलाराम को चार पंक्तियाँ लिख भेजीं जिसमें लिखा था* -
*ऐसी देनी देन जु* *कित सीखे हो सेन।* *ज्यों ज्यों कर ऊँचौ करौ* *त्यों त्यों नीचे नैन।।*
*इसका मतलब था कि जलाराम तुम ऐसा दान देना कहाँ से सीखे हो? जैसे जैसे तुम्हारे हाथ ऊपर उठते हैं वैसे वैसे तुम्हारी नज़रें तुम्हारे नैन नीचे क्यूँ झुक जाते हैं?*
*जलाराम ने इसके बदले में जो जवाब दिया वो जवाब इतना गजब का था कि जिसने भी सुना वो जलाराम का कायल हो गया।* *इतना प्यारा जवाब आज तक किसी ने किसी को नहीं दिया।*
*जलाराम ने जवाब में लिखा* -
*देनहार कोई और है* *भेजत जो दिन रैन।* *लोग भरम हम पर करैं* *तासौं नीचे नैन।।*
*मतलब, देने वाला तो कोई और है वो मालिक है वो परमात्मा है वो दिन रात भेज रहा है। परन्तु लोग ये समझते हैं कि मैं दे रहा हूँ जलाराम दे रहा है। ये सोच कर मुझे शर्म आ जाती है और मेरी आँखें नीचे झुक जाती हैं।*:pray::pray:
MAA : Beta Ager Meri Ankhain
Kharab Ho jaye to
tum kya karo ge?
Beta : Maa tumhain sheher
lejaon ga wahan ilaaj
kerwaon ga MAA : Ager phir bhi theek
nahui tou?... ...
Beta : Maa main paisay kharch
kerun ga tumhain
Bahir mulk le ja ker IlaaG
karwaon ga Maa has padi :)
Beta : Acha Maa ager meri
Ankhain kharab ho
jayen to tum kya karogi?
MAA : Mere LaaL main tujhe
apni ankhain de dungi .. No One is
better than Mother
Plz take care of your MOthers
Love yOu MAA ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥
Pappu hospital me 1 nurse se "I
LOVE YOU" Tumne mera dil chura
liya,
Nurse (sharmakar):" Chal jhuthe
.
.
dil ko to
Haath bhi nahi lagaya..
.
.
.
.
.
Hamne to "KIDNEY" churai hai..
Rahul mahato
SAD STORY IN LOVE
LADKA aur LADKI car me khamosi se
ja rahe the LADKA 1 Letter LADKI
ko deta hai LADKI Letter Padhne se
pehle hi LADKE ko kheti hai ki,Mujhe
aab tum se pyar nahi hai,Mai tumhe chhod
rahi hu.Achanak ek tez raftar wali car unki
car se takra gai LADKA usi waqt mar gaya,
LADKKI bach gayi phir LADKI ne wo Letter
khola
to uske ANKHON se ANSU gir pade.US Letter
me likha
tha "JIS DIN TUM MUJHE CHHOD DOGI USI WAQT
HI
MAI MAR JAUONGA"
PLEASE LIKE THIS.