Touching story :
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A boy and girl went for a walk.
While walking, boy hits his leg to a stone and starts bleeding.
He looks at her hoping that she would tear her dupata and wrap it around his leg.
She looks in his eyes and says..
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KAMINEY“Soch bhi mat! Designer suit hai..!”dekh kar nahi chal sakte kya??
“Last Call”
Kal hamesha ki tarah us nay kaha yeh phone per
mai bahut masroof hoon mujhko bahut say kaam hain
is liye tum ao milnay, mai tu asakti nahin
har riwayat tor kar is bar mainay kah diya
tum jo ho masroof tu mai bhi bahut masroof hoon
tum jo ho mashhoor tu mai bhi bahut maroof hoon
tum agar gamgin ho mai bhi bahut ranjore hoon
tum thakan say choor ho tu mai bhi thakan say choor hoon
jaan-e-man hai wakt mera bhi bahut hi keemti
Ghar ki bani desi ghee ki mithai or
Parathe lekar
Ma-Baap college me padh rahe
Bete se milne gaye..
Unhe saade kapdo me dekh k 1
Ladki ne pucha
"Who r they.?"
Ladke ne kaha
"They r d servants from my village"
Ma-Baap ki aankho me khushi k aansu aa gaye..
Humara beta aab angreji bolne laga he.
Maa: Beta Ager Meri Ankhain
Kharab Ho jaye to tum kya karo ge? Beta: Maa tumhain sheher le jaon
ga wahan ilaaz kerwaon ga. Maa: Ager phir bhi theek na hui tou? Beta: Maa main paisay kharch kerun ga
tumhain Bahir mulk le ja ker Ilaaz karwaon ga.. Maa hass padi..!! Beta: Acha Maa ager meri Ankhain kharab ho
jayen to tum kya karogi? Maa: Mere Lal, main tujhe apni ankhain de dungi..
No One is better than Mother!!
By: "V@ruN"
एक बेटी ने जिद पकड़ ली "पापा मुझे साइकिल चाहिये ! .. .. पापा ने कहा अगले महीने दिवाली पर जरुर साईकल लाउंगा ! प्रॉमिस ! . . एक महीने बाद... पापा , मुझे साइकिल चाहिये , आपने प्रॉमिस किया था ... ! . . वह चुप रहा ... शाम को दफ्तर से लौटा बेटी तितली की तरह खुश हुई व़ाह ! थॅंक्स पापा , मेरी साइकिल के लिये अगले दिन.... पापा ! आपकी उंगली की सोने की अंगूठी कहाँ गई .? . . बेटा ! सच बोलूँगा ... कल ही बेच दी तुम्हारी साइकिल के लिये .....! . . बेटी रोते हुए , पापा, ! पैसों की इतनी दिक्कत थी तो मत लाते ..... . . नहीं खरीदता तो मेरी प्रॉमिस टूटती तुम्हे फिर मेरे किसी वादे पे विश्वास नहीं होता . तुम यही समझती कि "प्रॉमिस तोड़ने के लिये किये जाते है !" . . मेरी अंगूठी दूसरी आ जायेगी मगर "टूटा हुवा विश्वास छूटा हुवा बचपन दोबारा नहीं लौटेंगे !" जाओ ! साइकल चलाओ !.... । अपने से ज्यादा अपनी बेटी की ख़ुशी चाहने वाले पिता के लिये।
Main Hi Wafa Nibha Na Saka,
Tujhe Chaha Mgr Bata Na Saka,
Teri Judai Me Subho Sham Roye Bahut,
Haan Mgr Tere Samne Anshu Baha Na Saka,
Tujhe Chaha Maine Saari Duniya Se Jyada
Haan Mgr Teri Dehliz Pe Sar jhuka Na Saka,
Upar Wale Ne Likh Di Thi Judai
Judai ki Lakir Haath Se Mita Na Saka,
Tere Baad Bahut Aayi Khushiyan
Mgr Kisi Bhi Khushi Par Muskura Na Saka,
Ek Hi Baat Rulati Hai Subho Sham
Jisko Chaha Usko Pa Na Saka...
Pappu apni family k sath jungle
merehta tha.
Ek din Usy jungle se ek Sheesha
mila.
sheeshe me usne khud ko dekha to
usko laga ke papa ki tasveer hai
Wo Usy apne ghar le gaya Or
Usse roz baaten krne laga....
Uski Biwi ko shak huwa.
Ek din uski gair mojudgi me
Usne Sheesha nikala or apna
aks dekh kr boli: "Acha to ye hai wo
Churail
jis se Mera Shohar baaten krta hy".
Usne Sheesha apni Saas ko
dikhaya to Saas ne kaha:
"Koi baat nhi..! Budhi hy, jaldi
marrjayegi"
Santa Jab Chota Tha To Hamesha
School Mein Usko Galtiyon Ki Wajah
Se Maar Padti Rahti Thi.
Ek Din Homework Na Karne Ki Wajah
Se Teacher Use Daant Raha Tha.
Teacher: “Sach-Sach Bata Homework
Kyun Nahi Kiya, Nahi To Chaddi Uttar
Ke Maarunga”
Santa Ne Bade Bholepan Se Jawab
Diya.
Santa: “Sir, Jab Galti Meri Hai Fir Aap
Kyu Chaddi Utaroge?“
rue love ki 8 nishaniya
1: aap unke sms baar baar padhte hai
2: aap unke samne aane se hichkichate hai
3: jab bhi aap unke baare me sochte ho to
aapka dil or tezz dhadkta hai
4: aap muskurate hai jab aapunki aawaz
sunte hai
6: aap unke liye kuch b kar sakte hai
7: ye post padhte waqt aapke dimag mai
unka hi khayal hai
8: Aur aap unko sochne mai itna kho gaye ho
ki aapko ye b nahi pata ki POINT NO. 5
missing hai
so u r in love
Who. said Alcohol is harmful ???
- 2 Rounds Of Brandy 30 Minutes Before Meal, Helps Digestion. - 1 Glass Of Beer After Waking Up, Helps Activate Internal Organs. - 1 Round Of Scotch Whiskey Before Sleep, Avoids Heart Attacks. - 1 Glass Of Wine Before Bath, Reduces Blood Pressure. - 2 Pegs Of Vodka Before Every Meeting, Helps Quick Decisions. Pass It To All You Care. Kindness Costs Nothing..!!! CHEERS..!!!*bee r*
Bachapan ka zamana hota tha,
khushion ka khajana hota tha,
chahat chand ko pakadne ki hoti thi.
Dil titli ka dewana hota tha,
thak har ke school se aana par khelne bhi jana hota tha,
papa ki dant galti par
mummy ka manana hota tha.
dadi ki kahani hoti thi
parion ka fasana hota tha,
rone ki wajah na hoti thi,
na hasane ka bahana hota tha.
Har khel me sathi hote the ,
Har mausam suhana hota tha.
AB NAHI RAHI WOH JINDAGI ,
AISA BACHAPAN KA ZAMANA HOTA THA.
Swee2
A 6 Yr Old Boy Was In The Market With His 4 Yr Old Sister. Suddenly The Boy Found That His Sister Was Lagging Behind.
He Stopped And Looked Back. His Sister Was Standing In Front Of A Toy Shop And Was Watching Something With Great Interest.
The Boy Went Back To Her And Asked, “Do You Want Something?” The Sister Pointed At The Doll. The Boy Held Her Hand And Like A Responsible Elder Brother, Gave That Doll To Her. The Sister Was Very Very Happy…
The Shopkeeper Was Watching Everything And Getting Amused To See The Matured Behaviour Of The Boy…
Now The Boy Came To The Counter And Asked The Shopkeeper, “What Is The Cost Of This Doll, Sir? !”
The Shopkeeper Was A Cool Man And Had Experienced The Odds Of Life. So He Asked The Boy With A Lot Of Love & Affection, “Well, What Can You Pay?”
The Boy Took Out All The Shells That He Had Collected From Sea Shore, From His Pocket And Gave Them To The Shopkeeper. The Shopkeeper Took The Shells And Started Counting As If He Were Counting The Currency. Then He Looked At The Boy. The Boy Asked Him Worriedly, “Is It Less?”
The Shopkeeper Said, “No, No… These Are More Than The Cost. So I Will Return The Remaining.” Saying So, He Kept Only 4 Shells With Him And Returned The Remaining.
The Boy, Very Happily Kept Those Shells Back In His Pocket And Went Away With His Sister.
A Servant In That Shop Got Very Surprised Watching All These. He Asked His Master, “Sir ! You Gave Away Such A Costly Doll Just For 4 Shells ???”
The Shopkeeper Said With A Smile, “Well, For Us These Are Mere Shells.
But For That Boy, These Shells Are Very Precious. And At This Age He Does Not Understand What Money Is, But When He Will Grow Up, He Definitely Will. And When He Would Remember That He Purchased A Doll With The Shells Instead Of Money, He Will Remember Me And Think That World Is Full Of Good People.
It Will Help Him Develop A Positive Attitude And He Too In Turn Will Feel Motivated To Be Good.”
Mind Mantra – Whatever Emotion You Infuse Into The World, It Will Further Spread. If You Do Good, Goodness Will Spread. If You Do Bad, Negativity Will Spread.
Realize You Are A Very Powerful Source Of Energy.
Your Good Or Bad Will Come Back To You Magnified. Not In The Ways You Want It, And Probably Not In The Ways You Can Understand It. But It Will Come Back.
Story of M.A.T.H.S ...
Aaj se 300 saal pehle MATH bohot
masoom aur pyara tha.
Ek din kuch badmash students ne
MATHko
bohot mara yahan tak ki Math ki
aakhri Sans thi marte marte sab
students ko badua de gyi.
Aur Ye keh ker is dunia se chala gya k
mein to ja raha hoon lekin MATHS
M = Meri
A = Aatma
T = Tumhe
H = Hamesha
S = Satayegi
Aaj bhi math ki aatma bhatak rahi hai
aur saare students ko sata rahi hai aur
hamesha satati rahegi
7 such Dunia ke!
1.Apki Ankhe apke sharir ka wo hiss hain jinhe aap sabun se nhi dho sakte
2.Aap apne Baal nhi gin sakte
3.Apki Zuban apke saare danto ko nhi chu sakti
4.Sirf bewkuf Log hi pt.3 ko try karenge
5.Aap muskura rhe ho kyuki apki Zuban apke danto ko chu sakti he
6.Aap hans rhe ho kyuki aap bewkuf bn chuke ho
7.Aap ise aage send karoge kyuki Aap maza lena chahte ho dusro ko bewkuf banakar...
agar Apne like nhi kiya to aap...
Tumhare rah badalne ki baat kis se karoon?
Main apne khuwab bikharne ki baat kis se karoon?
Abhi wo jaane-e-ghazal door hay nighahon se
Abhi main jaan se guzarne ki baat kis se karoon?
Abhi tau hijr ki tarikiyan hain dono taraf
Abhi main chaand nikalne ki baat kis se karoon?
Abhi tau ghamon se nidhaal hain sabhi
Abhi main tere bicharne ki baat kis se karoon?
Meri judai k gham koi bhi nahi sunta
Tumhare baad sulaghne ki baat kis se karoon?
BY-OR DHANDHAL
True love
subah uth ke ankhe kholne se pehle kisi
ka chehra dekhne ki ichha ho vo pyar hai,
mandir me darshan krte waqt kisi k
pas khade hone ka ehsas ho vo pyar hai,
pure din ki thakan jiske sath bethne ki
kalpna se hi dur ho jaye vo pyar hai,
sir kisi ki god me rakh k lage ki man
halka ho gya vo pyar hai,
lakh koshish kar k bhi jise nafrat
na kr sake,bhul na sake vo pyar hai,
or
ye padhte waqt jiska chehra nazar k samne
aaye to hi aapka pyar hai.
Like swee2
Chhoti si love story..!!
Ek dada aur dadi ne
Apni jawani ke dino ko fir se yaad kar ke manane ka socha,
Un hone faisla kiya ke hum phir darya kinare milenge
Dada subha jaldi uth kar tayyar ho ke
gulab le kar phoche par dadi nahi aayi..
Dada gusse me ghar pahoch,
tum aayi nahi, main intzar karta raha thmara
Dadi ne sharma kar kaha
maa ne jane nahi diya..!!