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Pappu:" Raat ko hostle mein Light jane ke baad candle leke toilet ja raha tha bechara.. . . . . . . . . Koi kambakhat phoonk maar kar keh gaya..!! Happy Birthday To You... Happy Birthday To You... Batao yaar Emergency ke waqt bhi mazak..!!! . . Dost Saale...

9 years ago

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Humari B Thi Ek Kahani Humari B Thi Ek Hasti Purani Kandhe Pe Tha 2sto Ka Hath Sara Jag Jeet Lete Esa Tha Yaro Ka Sath Sath Baithkar Krte The Masti Jb Samosa Tha 2Rupe Or Chai Thi Sasti 2sto Ke Liye Kiya Bachpan Kurban Aaj Wo Bn Baithe Is Dhdkn Ki Jaan Choti se Choti Bato Ko Dil Se Lagaya Fir B Kamino Ne Jate2 Khub Hansaya Pathai Ka To Sirf Ek Bahana Tha School M To 2sto Se Milne Jana Tha Marne Se Phle 2sto Ek Wada Nibhana Mri Kbr Pr AkR Khna "YAAR"UTH KL MOVI DEKHNE TIME PR ANA!

9 years ago

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Bachapan ka zamana hota tha, khushion ka khajana hota tha, chahat chand ko pakadne ki hoti thi. Dil titli ka dewana hota tha, thak har ke school se aana par khelne bhi jana hota tha, papa ki dant galti par mummy ka manana hota tha. dadi ki kahani hoti thi parion ka fasana hota tha, rone ki wajah na hoti thi, na hasane ka bahana hota tha. Har khel me sathi hote the , Har mausam suhana hota tha. AB NAHI RAHI WOH JINDAGI , AISA BACHAPAN KA ZAMANA HOTA THA. Swee2

9 years ago

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Ek Din Unse Hum Bahut Door Chale Jayenge, Satayengi Hamari Yadein Har Taraf Unhe Or Wo Pareshan Ho Jayenge, Charon Taraf Dekhenege Par Hum Na Nazar Aayenge, Jab Satayengi Hamari Yadein Wo Hamse Milne Ko Betab Ho Jayenge Wadiyon Se Poochenge Hamara Pata Par Hum Kaha Unhe Mil Payenge, Yaad Ayengi Unko Hamari Wafaein Unki Aankhon Me Aansu Aa Jayenge, Dhoondenge Wo Ek Pyar Bhare Ehsaas Ko Samundar Rahe Bhale Hi Wo Pyase Reh Jayenge, Ek Din Ham Unse Bahut Door Chale Jayenge Kasamkhan

9 years ago

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teri is duniya me yeh manzar kiyon hai...kahi jakham to kahi peeth me khanzar kiyon hai.,suna hai ki to har jarre me rahta hai...phir jameen par kahi masjid to kahi mandir kiyon hai...jab rahne waale is duniya ke hi hain tere bande....to phir koi kisi ka dosht aur koi kisi ka dushman kiyon hai,. to hi likhta hai sabki takdeere.....to phir koi badnasib aur ko mukaddar ka sikandar kiyon hai.. like to banta hai na boss..?

9 years ago

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Pappu hospital me 1 nurse se "I LOVE YOU" Tumne mera dil chura liya, Nurse (sharmakar):" Chal jhuthe . . dil ko to Haath bhi nahi lagaya.. . . . . . Hamne to "KIDNEY" churai hai.. Rahul mahato

9 years ago

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rue love ki 8 nishaniya 1: aap unke sms baar baar padhte hai 2: aap unke samne aane se hichkichate hai 3: jab bhi aap unke baare me sochte ho to aapka dil or tezz dhadkta hai 4: aap muskurate hai jab aapunki aawaz sunte hai 6: aap unke liye kuch b kar sakte hai 7: ye post padhte waqt aapke dimag mai unka hi khayal hai 8: Aur aap unko sochne mai itna kho gaye ho ki aapko ye b nahi pata ki POINT NO. 5 missing hai so u r in love

9 years ago

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“Last Call” Kal hamesha ki tarah us nay kaha yeh phone per mai bahut masroof hoon mujhko bahut say kaam hain is liye tum ao milnay, mai tu asakti nahin har riwayat tor kar is bar mainay kah diya tum jo ho masroof tu mai bhi bahut masroof hoon tum jo ho mashhoor tu mai bhi bahut maroof hoon tum agar gamgin ho mai bhi bahut ranjore hoon tum thakan say choor ho tu mai bhi thakan say choor hoon jaan-e-man hai wakt mera bhi bahut hi keemti

9 years ago

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Who. said Alcohol is harmful ??? - 2 Rounds Of Brandy 30 Minutes Before Meal, Helps Digestion. - 1 Glass Of Beer After Waking Up, Helps Activate Internal Organs. - 1 Round Of Scotch Whiskey Before Sleep, Avoids Heart Attacks. - 1 Glass Of Wine Before Bath, Reduces Blood Pressure. - 2 Pegs Of Vodka Before Every Meeting, Helps Quick Decisions. Pass It To All You Care. Kindness Costs Nothing..!!! CHEERS..!!!*bee r*

9 years ago

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एक बेटी ने जिद पकड़ ली "पापा मुझे
साइकिल चाहिये !
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पापा ने कहा अगले महीने दिवाली
पर जरुर साईकल
लाउंगा ! प्रॉमिस !
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एक महीने बाद... पापा , मुझे
साइकिल चाहिये , आपने प्रॉमिस
किया था ... !
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वह चुप रहा ...
शाम को दफ्तर से लौटा बेटी
तितली की तरह खुश हुई व़ाह ! थॅंक्स
पापा , मेरी साइकिल के लिये
अगले दिन.... पापा ! आपकी उंगली
की सोने की अंगूठी कहाँ गई .?
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बेटा ! सच बोलूँगा ... कल ही बेच दी
तुम्हारी साइकिल के लिये .....!
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बेटी रोते हुए , पापा, ! पैसों की
इतनी दिक्कत थी तो मत लाते .....
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नहीं खरीदता तो मेरी प्रॉमिस
टूटती
तुम्हे फिर मेरे किसी वादे पे
विश्वास नहीं होता .
तुम यही समझती कि "प्रॉमिस
तोड़ने के लिये
किये जाते है !"
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मेरी अंगूठी दूसरी आ जायेगी
मगर "टूटा हुवा विश्वास
छूटा हुवा बचपन दोबारा नहीं
लौटेंगे !"
जाओ !
साइकल चलाओ !....
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अपने से ज्यादा अपनी बेटी की
ख़ुशी चाहने वाले पिता के लिये।

9 years ago

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A girl loves her boy very much & asked him to marry her: Boy: No sorry, Im marrying someone else.. Girl: Oh, I wish u very best of luck and stay happy, I will move on. Boy: No pls be my friend, I need u.. Girl: That’s the problem u need me, but u don’t want me.. Im sorry i cant be ur friend anymore.

9 years ago

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A 6 Yr Old Boy Was In The Market With His 4 Yr Old Sister. Suddenly The Boy Found That His Sister Was Lagging Behind.

He Stopped And Looked Back. His Sister Was Standing In Front Of A Toy Shop And Was Watching Something With Great Interest.

The Boy Went Back To Her And Asked, “Do You Want Something?” The Sister Pointed At The Doll. The Boy Held Her Hand And Like A Responsible Elder Brother, Gave That Doll To Her. The Sister Was Very Very Happy…

The Shopkeeper Was Watching Everything And Getting Amused To See The Matured Behaviour Of The Boy…

Now The Boy Came To The Counter And Asked The Shopkeeper, “What Is The Cost Of This Doll, Sir? !”

The Shopkeeper Was A Cool Man And Had Experienced The Odds Of Life. So He Asked The Boy With A Lot Of Love & Affection, “Well, What Can You Pay?”

The Boy Took Out All The Shells That He Had Collected From Sea Shore, From His Pocket And Gave Them To The Shopkeeper. The Shopkeeper Took The Shells And Started Counting As If He Were Counting The Currency. Then He Looked At The Boy. The Boy Asked Him Worriedly, “Is It Less?”

The Shopkeeper Said, “No, No… These Are More Than The Cost. So I Will Return The Remaining.” Saying So, He Kept Only 4 Shells With Him And Returned The Remaining.

The Boy, Very Happily Kept Those Shells Back In His Pocket And Went Away With His Sister.

A Servant In That Shop Got Very Surprised Watching All These. He Asked His Master, “Sir ! You Gave Away Such A Costly Doll Just For 4 Shells ???”

The Shopkeeper Said With A Smile, “Well, For Us These Are Mere Shells.

But For That Boy, These Shells Are Very Precious. And At This Age He Does Not Understand What Money Is, But When He Will Grow Up, He Definitely Will. And When He Would Remember That He Purchased A Doll With The Shells Instead Of Money, He Will Remember Me And Think That World Is Full Of Good People.

It Will Help Him Develop A Positive Attitude And He Too In Turn Will Feel Motivated To Be Good.”

Mind Mantra – Whatever Emotion You Infuse Into The World, It Will Further Spread. If You Do Good, Goodness Will Spread. If You Do Bad, Negativity Will Spread.

Realize You Are A Very Powerful Source Of Energy.

Your Good Or Bad Will Come Back To You Magnified. Not In The Ways You Want It, And Probably Not In The Ways You Can Understand It. But It Will Come Back.

Loved It….hence Posted.

Keep Your Circle Positive...

9 years ago

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Boy:"kya tum facebook use karti ho.. ?? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Girl:"nahi mai bachpan se hi gori hu...

9 years ago

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Story of M.A.T.H.S ... Aaj se 300 saal pehle MATH bohot masoom aur pyara tha. Ek din kuch badmash students ne MATHko bohot mara yahan tak ki Math ki aakhri Sans thi marte marte sab students ko badua de gyi. Aur Ye keh ker is dunia se chala gya k mein to ja raha hoon lekin MATHS M = Meri A = Aatma T = Tumhe H = Hamesha S = Satayegi Aaj bhi math ki aatma bhatak rahi hai aur saare students ko sata rahi hai aur hamesha satati rahegi

9 years ago

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Hamara bhi tha koi chahne wala. Sanso me apni hame basane wala. Banana chahte the zindagi bhar ke liye unhe apna. Par khuda ko manjur na tha hamara ye sapna.

9 years ago

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7 such Dunia ke! 1.Apki Ankhe apke sharir ka wo hiss hain jinhe aap sabun se nhi dho sakte 2.Aap apne Baal nhi gin sakte 3.Apki Zuban apke saare danto ko nhi chu sakti 4.Sirf bewkuf Log hi pt.3 ko try karenge 5.Aap muskura rhe ho kyuki apki Zuban apke danto ko chu sakti he 6.Aap hans rhe ho kyuki aap bewkuf bn chuke ho 7.Aap ise aage send karoge kyuki Aap maza lena chahte ho dusro ko bewkuf banakar... agar Apne like nhi kiya to aap...

9 years ago

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16-25 Year ki ladki Football ki tarah hoti hai "1 ke pichhe 22 log" . 26-35 Year ki ladki Cricket ball ki tarah hoti hai "1 ke hath aati hai baaki sab taali bajate hain" . 36-45 Year ki ladki Tenniss ball ki tarah hoti hai "1 kahta hai tu rakh, dusra kahta hai tu rakh" . 45 Year ke baad Golf baal ki tarah hoti hai "Jitni door jaaye utna achha lagta hai... Agree.. ???

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Movies Titles Related To Engg Students: Exams – Socha Na Tha Classes – Kabhi Kabhi Question Papers – Na Tum Jano Na Hum Copying – Yaarana Maths 2 – Asambhav Maths 1 – Mission Impossible Environmental Sciences – Pyaar Mein Kabhi Kabhi 1st Semester – Kuch To Hai 2nd semester – Ye Kya Ho Raha Hai Distinction – Kal Ho Na Ho 1st Class – Raju Ban Gaya Gentleman 2nd Class – Dil Mange More Fail – Phir Milenge.. Waris ali

9 years ago

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Asuon Ke Chalne Ki Awaz Nehi Hoti Dil Ke Tootne Ki Ahaat Nehin Hoti Agar Hota Khuda Ko Har Dard Ka Ehsas To Use Dard Dene Ki Adat Nehin Hoti……

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Ek Ladki apne BF k sath Ghoom Rahi thi.. . . . Itne me us ka husband aa gaya aur uske BF Ko pitne ... ... laga.. Ladki- Maar saale Ko Apni biwi ghumaata nahi h, Aur dusro ki biwi gumaane le aata hai... . . . (itne me BF josh me husband ko marne laga) . . . Ladki - Maar saale Ko, na khud ghumaane le jata hai, na kisi aur ko ghumaane deta hai... By-rahul mahato

9 years ago

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