Tumhare rah badalne ki baat kis se karoon?
Main apne khuwab bikharne ki baat kis se karoon?
Abhi wo jaane-e-ghazal door hay nighahon se
Abhi main jaan se guzarne ki baat kis se karoon?
Abhi tau hijr ki tarikiyan hain dono taraf
Abhi main chaand nikalne ki baat kis se karoon?
Abhi tau ghamon se nidhaal hain sabhi
Abhi main tere bicharne ki baat kis se karoon?
Meri judai k gham koi bhi nahi sunta
Tumhare baad sulaghne ki baat kis se karoon?
BY-OR DHANDHAL
MAA : Beta Ager Meri Ankhain
Kharab Ho jaye to
tum kya karo ge?
Beta : Maa tumhain sheher
lejaon ga wahan ilaaj
kerwaon ga MAA : Ager phir bhi theek
nahui tou?... ...
Beta : Maa main paisay kharch
kerun ga tumhain
Bahir mulk le ja ker IlaaG
karwaon ga Maa has padi :)
Beta : Acha Maa ager meri
Ankhain kharab ho
jayen to tum kya karogi?
MAA : Mere LaaL main tujhe
apni ankhain de dungi .. No One is
better than Mother
Plz take care of your MOthers
Love yOu MAA ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥
SAD STORY...
LADKA aur LADKI car me khamosi
se
ja rahe the....
LADKA 1 Letter LADKI
ko deta hai LADKI Letter Padhne
se
pehle hi LADKE ko kheti hai
ki,Mujhe
aab tum se pyar nahi hai,Mai
tumhe chhod
rahi hu.
Achanak ek tez raftar wali car
unki
car se takra gai LADKA usi waqt
mar gaya,
LADKKI bach gayi phir LADKI ne
wo Letter khola
to uske ANKHON se ANSU gir pade.
US Letter me likha
tha "JIS DIN TUM MUJHE CHHOD
DOGI USI WAQT HI
MAI MAR JAUONGA"
Ladka dost se :
yaar maine apni Girl Friend ko
Uski birthday pe apni behan ki
new diamond ring chori ker k gift de
di,
Dost (Thappad maar kar) :
kaminey Itni mehngi kharidi thi
maine
Ladka: saale marta kyun hai
tere ghar hi to wapis gayi hai
Ooh shit....
Maa: Beta Ager Meri Ankhain
Kharab Ho jaye to tum kya karo ge? Beta: Maa tumhain sheher le jaon
ga wahan ilaaz kerwaon ga. Maa: Ager phir bhi theek na hui tou? Beta: Maa main paisay kharch kerun ga
tumhain Bahir mulk le ja ker Ilaaz karwaon ga.. Maa hass padi..!! Beta: Acha Maa ager meri Ankhain kharab ho
jayen to tum kya karogi? Maa: Mere Lal, main tujhe apni ankhain de dungi..
No One is better than Mother!!
By: "V@ruN"
Movies Titles Related To Engg
Students:
Exams – Socha Na Tha
Classes – Kabhi Kabhi
Question Papers – Na Tum Jano
Na Hum
Copying – Yaarana
Maths 2 – Asambhav
Maths 1 – Mission Impossible
Environmental Sciences – Pyaar
Mein Kabhi Kabhi
1st Semester – Kuch To Hai
2nd semester – Ye Kya Ho
Raha Hai
Distinction – Kal Ho Na Ho
1st Class – Raju Ban Gaya
Gentleman
2nd Class – Dil Mange More Fail – Phir Milenge..
Waris ali
“Last Call”
Kal hamesha ki tarah us nay kaha yeh phone per
mai bahut masroof hoon mujhko bahut say kaam hain
is liye tum ao milnay, mai tu asakti nahin
har riwayat tor kar is bar mainay kah diya
tum jo ho masroof tu mai bhi bahut masroof hoon
tum jo ho mashhoor tu mai bhi bahut maroof hoon
tum agar gamgin ho mai bhi bahut ranjore hoon
tum thakan say choor ho tu mai bhi thakan say choor hoon
jaan-e-man hai wakt mera bhi bahut hi keemti
A girl loves her boy very much & asked him to marry her:
Boy: No sorry, Im marrying someone else..
Girl: Oh, I wish u very best of luck and stay happy,
I will move on.
Boy: No pls be my friend,
I need u..
Girl: That’s the problem u need me,
but u don’t want me..
Im sorry i cant be ur friend anymore.
EK Baar Insan Ne Koyal Se,
Kaha Tu Kali Na Hoti To Kitni
Achhi Dikhti, Sagar Se Kaha
Tera Pani Khara Na Hota
To Kitna Achha Hota, Gulab Se
Kaha Tujme Kante Na Hote
Tho Kitna Achha Hota, Tab
Teeno 1 Sath Bole Ke Hai,
Insan Tujh Me Dusro Ki “Kamiya”
Dekhne Ki Adat Na Hoti To Tu
Kitna Achha Hota.
एक बेटी ने जिद पकड़ ली "पापा मुझे साइकिल चाहिये ! .. .. पापा ने कहा अगले महीने दिवाली पर जरुर साईकल लाउंगा ! प्रॉमिस ! . . एक महीने बाद... पापा , मुझे साइकिल चाहिये , आपने प्रॉमिस किया था ... ! . . वह चुप रहा ... शाम को दफ्तर से लौटा बेटी तितली की तरह खुश हुई व़ाह ! थॅंक्स पापा , मेरी साइकिल के लिये अगले दिन.... पापा ! आपकी उंगली की सोने की अंगूठी कहाँ गई .? . . बेटा ! सच बोलूँगा ... कल ही बेच दी तुम्हारी साइकिल के लिये .....! . . बेटी रोते हुए , पापा, ! पैसों की इतनी दिक्कत थी तो मत लाते ..... . . नहीं खरीदता तो मेरी प्रॉमिस टूटती तुम्हे फिर मेरे किसी वादे पे विश्वास नहीं होता . तुम यही समझती कि "प्रॉमिस तोड़ने के लिये किये जाते है !" . . मेरी अंगूठी दूसरी आ जायेगी मगर "टूटा हुवा विश्वास छूटा हुवा बचपन दोबारा नहीं लौटेंगे !" जाओ ! साइकल चलाओ !.... । अपने से ज्यादा अपनी बेटी की ख़ुशी चाहने वाले पिता के लिये।
Main Hi Wafa Nibha Na Saka,
Tujhe Chaha Mgr Bata Na Saka,
Teri Judai Me Subho Sham Roye Bahut,
Haan Mgr Tere Samne Anshu Baha Na Saka,
Tujhe Chaha Maine Saari Duniya Se Jyada
Haan Mgr Teri Dehliz Pe Sar jhuka Na Saka,
Upar Wale Ne Likh Di Thi Judai
Judai ki Lakir Haath Se Mita Na Saka,
Tere Baad Bahut Aayi Khushiyan
Mgr Kisi Bhi Khushi Par Muskura Na Saka,
Ek Hi Baat Rulati Hai Subho Sham
Jisko Chaha Usko Pa Na Saka...
Tum dil ki baatein kya samjho
Tum Dil ka lagana kya jano,
Tum Aag lagana sikh gaye
Tum Aag bujhana kya jano,
Ek Baar agr tum rooth gaye
Hum tum ko mana hi lenge par
Hum tum se kabhi jo rooth gaye
Tum hamko manana kya jano,
Kuch saath chale kuch chhor gaye
Saathi to banate rahte ho
Tum saath nibhana kya jano.
Ek tooti PREM kahani
Fark sirf itna sa hai
Uski barat gayi,
Iski mayat uthi.
Phool us par bhi the,
Phool is par bhi the.
Mehfil waha bhi thi,
Log yaha bhi the.
Wo doli pe thi,
Yeh janaze pe tha.
Unka hasna waha,
Inka rona yaha.
Saheliya uski bhi thi,
Dost iske bhi the.
Qazi udhar bhi the,
Molvi Idar bhi the.
Wo saj k gayi,
Ise sajaya gaya.
Wo uth k gayi,
Ise uthaya gaya.
Fark sirf itna sa hai,
USE APNAYA GAYA AUR ISE DAFNAYA GAYA
After Exam:
1st Benchers : Paper tough tha, par 95 to
pakke hai,
...2nd Benchers : Arey yaar ek question to fir
bhi reh hi gaya,
3rd Benchers : Pass ho jaunga bas itna
pata hai
4th Benchers : Waat lag gayi yaar mai to
pakka fail hu,
Last benchers : "Abe Paper ko maar goli,
Madam kya maal thi,
Samajh hi nahi aa raha tha paper ko dekhu
ya madam ko":P =D:D :P
Djsumit
Ek Din Unse Hum Bahut Door Chale Jayenge,
Satayengi Hamari Yadein Har Taraf Unhe
Or Wo Pareshan Ho Jayenge,
Charon Taraf Dekhenege Par Hum Na
Nazar Aayenge,
Jab Satayengi Hamari Yadein
Wo Hamse Milne Ko Betab Ho Jayenge
Wadiyon Se Poochenge Hamara Pata
Par Hum Kaha Unhe Mil Payenge,
Yaad Ayengi Unko Hamari Wafaein
Unki Aankhon Me Aansu Aa Jayenge,
Dhoondenge Wo Ek Pyar Bhare Ehsaas
Ko Samundar Rahe Bhale Hi Wo Pyase Reh Jayenge,
Ek Din Ham Unse Bahut Door Chale Jayenge
Kasamkhan
Pappu:" Raat ko hostle mein Light
jane ke
baad candle leke toilet ja raha tha
bechara..
.
. .
.
.
.
.
. Koi kambakhat phoonk maar kar
keh gaya..!!
Happy Birthday To You...
Happy Birthday To You...
Batao yaar Emergency ke waqt bhi
mazak..!!! .
.
Dost Saale...
Bachapan ka zamana hota tha,
khushion ka khajana hota tha,
chahat chand ko pakadne ki hoti thi.
Dil titli ka dewana hota tha,
thak har ke school se aana par khelne bhi jana hota tha,
papa ki dant galti par
mummy ka manana hota tha.
dadi ki kahani hoti thi
parion ka fasana hota tha,
rone ki wajah na hoti thi,
na hasane ka bahana hota tha.
Har khel me sathi hote the ,
Har mausam suhana hota tha.
AB NAHI RAHI WOH JINDAGI ,
AISA BACHAPAN KA ZAMANA HOTA THA.
Swee2
rue love ki 8 nishaniya
1: aap unke sms baar baar padhte hai
2: aap unke samne aane se hichkichate hai
3: jab bhi aap unke baare me sochte ho to
aapka dil or tezz dhadkta hai
4: aap muskurate hai jab aapunki aawaz
sunte hai
6: aap unke liye kuch b kar sakte hai
7: ye post padhte waqt aapke dimag mai
unka hi khayal hai
8: Aur aap unko sochne mai itna kho gaye ho
ki aapko ye b nahi pata ki POINT NO. 5
missing hai
so u r in love