Ek Din Unse Hum Bahut Door Chale Jayenge,
Satayengi Hamari Yadein Har Taraf Unhe
Or Wo Pareshan Ho Jayenge,
Charon Taraf Dekhenege Par Hum Na
Nazar Aayenge,
Jab Satayengi Hamari Yadein
Wo Hamse Milne Ko Betab Ho Jayenge
Wadiyon Se Poochenge Hamara Pata
Par Hum Kaha Unhe Mil Payenge,
Yaad Ayengi Unko Hamari Wafaein
Unki Aankhon Me Aansu Aa Jayenge,
Dhoondenge Wo Ek Pyar Bhare Ehsaas
Ko Samundar Rahe Bhale Hi Wo Pyase Reh Jayenge,
Ek Din Ham Unse Bahut Door Chale Jayenge
Kasamkhan
Ek Ladki apne BF k sath Ghoom
Rahi thi.. .
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Itne me us ka
husband aa gaya aur uske BF Ko
pitne
... ... laga..
Ladki- Maar saale Ko
Apni biwi ghumaata nahi h,
Aur dusro
ki biwi gumaane le aata hai...
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(itne me BF josh me
husband ko marne laga)
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Ladki - Maar saale Ko, na khud
ghumaane le jata hai,
na kisi aur ko ghumaane deta
hai...
By-rahul mahato
Hamara bhi tha koi chahne wala. Sanso me apni hame basane wala. Banana chahte the zindagi bhar ke liye unhe apna. Par khuda ko manjur na tha hamara ye sapna.
Ek tooti PREM kahani
Fark sirf itna sa hai
Uski barat gayi,
Iski mayat uthi.
Phool us par bhi the,
Phool is par bhi the.
Mehfil waha bhi thi,
Log yaha bhi the.
Wo doli pe thi,
Yeh janaze pe tha.
Unka hasna waha,
Inka rona yaha.
Saheliya uski bhi thi,
Dost iske bhi the.
Qazi udhar bhi the,
Molvi Idar bhi the.
Wo saj k gayi,
Ise sajaya gaya.
Wo uth k gayi,
Ise uthaya gaya.
Fark sirf itna sa hai,
USE APNAYA GAYA AUR ISE DAFNAYA GAYA
Girls College me Strike ho gayi,
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Sabhi girls Naare Laga rahi hai...
Boys bhi pichhe khade reh kar Girls
ka saath de
rahe the..
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Girls Naare lagate huye.."HAMARI
MAANGE"
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Piche se Awaaz Aayi,
"SINDUR SE BHARO"
"SINDUR SE BHARO...."
rahul mahato
A girl loves her boy very much & asked him to marry her:
Boy: No sorry, Im marrying someone else..
Girl: Oh, I wish u very best of luck and stay happy,
I will move on.
Boy: No pls be my friend,
I need u..
Girl: That’s the problem u need me,
but u don’t want me..
Im sorry i cant be ur friend anymore.
MAA : Beta Ager Meri Ankhain
Kharab Ho jaye to
tum kya karo ge?
Beta : Maa tumhain sheher
lejaon ga wahan ilaaj
kerwaon ga MAA : Ager phir bhi theek
nahui tou?... ...
Beta : Maa main paisay kharch
kerun ga tumhain
Bahir mulk le ja ker IlaaG
karwaon ga Maa has padi :)
Beta : Acha Maa ager meri
Ankhain kharab ho
jayen to tum kya karogi?
MAA : Mere LaaL main tujhe
apni ankhain de dungi .. No One is
better than Mother
Plz take care of your MOthers
Love yOu MAA ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥
Ek tooti PREM kahani
Fark sirf itna sa hai
Uski barat gayi,
Iski mayat uthi.
Phool us par bhi the,
Phool is par bhi the.
Mehfil waha bhi thi,
Log yaha bhi the.
Wo doli pe thi,
Yeh janaze pe tha.
Unka hasna waha,
Inka rona yaha.
Saheliya uski bhi thi,
Dost iske bhi the.
Qazi udhar bhi the,
Molvi Idar bhi the.
Wo saj k gayi,
Ise sajaya gaya.
Wo uth k gayi,
Ise uthaya gaya.
Fark sirf itna sa hai,
USE APNAYA GAYA AUR ISE DAFNAYA GAYA.
Ghar ki bani desi ghee ki mithai or
Parathe lekar
Ma-Baap college me padh rahe
Bete se milne gaye..
Unhe saade kapdo me dekh k 1
Ladki ne pucha
"Who r they.?"
Ladke ne kaha
"They r d servants from my village"
Ma-Baap ki aankho me khushi k aansu aa gaye..
Humara beta aab angreji bolne laga he.
Who. said Alcohol is harmful ???
- 2 Rounds Of Brandy 30 Minutes Before Meal, Helps Digestion. - 1 Glass Of Beer After Waking Up, Helps Activate Internal Organs. - 1 Round Of Scotch Whiskey Before Sleep, Avoids Heart Attacks. - 1 Glass Of Wine Before Bath, Reduces Blood Pressure. - 2 Pegs Of Vodka Before Every Meeting, Helps Quick Decisions. Pass It To All You Care. Kindness Costs Nothing..!!! CHEERS..!!!*bee r*
Khaali Kaaghaz Pe Hurf Sajaaya Karta Tha
Tanhaai Main Sheher Basaaya Karta Tha
Kaisa Paagal Shakhs Tha Saari Saari Raat
Deewaaron Ko Dard Sunaaya Karta Tha
Ro Deta Tha Aap Hi Apni Baaton Par
Aur Phir Khud Ko Aap Hansaaya Karta Tha
Jalnay Lagti Lahoo Main Judaai Tou Ro Daita
Tanhaaion Ki Khaak Uraaya Karta Tha
Chehray Say Tera Rog Chupaata Tou Hans Daita
Aankhon Main Teri Yaad Manaaya Karta Tha..
Wo koi aur nai mai tha
aur meri prem pratigya jo dur ho gai mere se
rue love ki 8 nishaniya
1: aap unke sms baar baar padhte hai
2: aap unke samne aane se hichkichate hai
3: jab bhi aap unke baare me sochte ho to
aapka dil or tezz dhadkta hai
4: aap muskurate hai jab aapunki aawaz
sunte hai
6: aap unke liye kuch b kar sakte hai
7: ye post padhte waqt aapke dimag mai
unka hi khayal hai
8: Aur aap unko sochne mai itna kho gaye ho
ki aapko ye b nahi pata ki POINT NO. 5
missing hai
so u r in love
*जलाराम एक बहुत बड़े दानवीर थे। उनकी ये एक खास बात थी कि जब वो दान देने के लिए हाथ आगे बढ़ाते तो अपनी नज़रें नीचे झुका लेते थे।*
*ये बात सभी को अजीब लगती थी कि ये जलाराम कैसे दानवीर हैं। ये दान भी देते हैं और इन्हें शर्म भी आती है।*
*ये बात जब कबीर जी तक पहुँची तो उन्होंने जलाराम को चार पंक्तियाँ लिख भेजीं जिसमें लिखा था* -
*ऐसी देनी देन जु* *कित सीखे हो सेन।* *ज्यों ज्यों कर ऊँचौ करौ* *त्यों त्यों नीचे नैन।।*
*इसका मतलब था कि जलाराम तुम ऐसा दान देना कहाँ से सीखे हो? जैसे जैसे तुम्हारे हाथ ऊपर उठते हैं वैसे वैसे तुम्हारी नज़रें तुम्हारे नैन नीचे क्यूँ झुक जाते हैं?*
*जलाराम ने इसके बदले में जो जवाब दिया वो जवाब इतना गजब का था कि जिसने भी सुना वो जलाराम का कायल हो गया।* *इतना प्यारा जवाब आज तक किसी ने किसी को नहीं दिया।*
*जलाराम ने जवाब में लिखा* -
*देनहार कोई और है* *भेजत जो दिन रैन।* *लोग भरम हम पर करैं* *तासौं नीचे नैन।।*
*मतलब, देने वाला तो कोई और है वो मालिक है वो परमात्मा है वो दिन रात भेज रहा है। परन्तु लोग ये समझते हैं कि मैं दे रहा हूँ जलाराम दे रहा है। ये सोच कर मुझे शर्म आ जाती है और मेरी आँखें नीचे झुक जाती हैं।*:pray::pray:
Tumhare rah badalne ki baat kis se karoon?
Main apne khuwab bikharne ki baat kis se karoon?
Abhi wo jaane-e-ghazal door hay nighahon se
Abhi main jaan se guzarne ki baat kis se karoon?
Abhi tau hijr ki tarikiyan hain dono taraf
Abhi main chaand nikalne ki baat kis se karoon?
Abhi tau ghamon se nidhaal hain sabhi
Abhi main tere bicharne ki baat kis se karoon?
Meri judai k gham koi bhi nahi sunta
Tumhare baad sulaghne ki baat kis se karoon?
BY-OR DHANDHAL
Story of M.A.T.H.S ...
Aaj se 300 saal pehle MATH bohot
masoom aur pyara tha.
Ek din kuch badmash students ne
MATHko
bohot mara yahan tak ki Math ki
aakhri Sans thi marte marte sab
students ko badua de gyi.
Aur Ye keh ker is dunia se chala gya k
mein to ja raha hoon lekin MATHS
M = Meri
A = Aatma
T = Tumhe
H = Hamesha
S = Satayegi
Aaj bhi math ki aatma bhatak rahi hai
aur saare students ko sata rahi hai aur
hamesha satati rahegi
EK Baar Insan Ne Koyal Se,
Kaha Tu Kali Na Hoti To Kitni
Achhi Dikhti, Sagar Se Kaha
Tera Pani Khara Na Hota
To Kitna Achha Hota, Gulab Se
Kaha Tujme Kante Na Hote
Tho Kitna Achha Hota, Tab
Teeno 1 Sath Bole Ke Hai,
Insan Tujh Me Dusro Ki “Kamiya”
Dekhne Ki Adat Na Hoti To Tu
Kitna Achha Hota.
Pappu apni family k sath jungle
merehta tha.
Ek din Usy jungle se ek Sheesha
mila.
sheeshe me usne khud ko dekha to
usko laga ke papa ki tasveer hai
Wo Usy apne ghar le gaya Or
Usse roz baaten krne laga....
Uski Biwi ko shak huwa.
Ek din uski gair mojudgi me
Usne Sheesha nikala or apna
aks dekh kr boli: "Acha to ye hai wo
Churail
jis se Mera Shohar baaten krta hy".
Usne Sheesha apni Saas ko
dikhaya to Saas ne kaha:
"Koi baat nhi..! Budhi hy, jaldi
marrjayegi"
Ladka dost se :
yaar maine apni Girl Friend ko
Uski birthday pe apni behan ki
new diamond ring chori ker k gift de
di,
Dost (Thappad maar kar) :
kaminey Itni mehngi kharidi thi
maine
Ladka: saale marta kyun hai
tere ghar hi to wapis gayi hai
Ooh shit....