Humari B Thi Ek Kahani
Humari B Thi Ek Hasti
Purani
Kandhe Pe Tha 2sto Ka Hath
Sara Jag Jeet Lete Esa Tha Yaro Ka Sath
Sath Baithkar Krte The
Masti
Jb Samosa Tha 2Rupe Or Chai Thi Sasti
2sto Ke Liye Kiya Bachpan Kurban
Aaj Wo Bn Baithe Is Dhdkn Ki Jaan
Choti se Choti Bato Ko Dil Se Lagaya
Fir B Kamino Ne Jate2 Khub Hansaya
Pathai Ka To Sirf Ek Bahana Tha
School M To 2sto Se Milne Jana Tha
Marne Se Phle 2sto Ek Wada Nibhana
Mri Kbr Pr AkR Khna
"YAAR"UTH KL MOVI DEKHNE TIME PR ANA!
SAD STORY...
LADKA aur LADKI car me khamosi
se
ja rahe the....
LADKA 1 Letter LADKI
ko deta hai LADKI Letter Padhne
se
pehle hi LADKE ko kheti hai
ki,Mujhe
aab tum se pyar nahi hai,Mai
tumhe chhod
rahi hu.
Achanak ek tez raftar wali car
unki
car se takra gai LADKA usi waqt
mar gaya,
LADKKI bach gayi phir LADKI ne
wo Letter khola
to uske ANKHON se ANSU gir pade.
US Letter me likha
tha "JIS DIN TUM MUJHE CHHOD
DOGI USI WAQT HI
MAI MAR JAUONGA"
16-25 Year ki ladki Football ki tarah
hoti hai
"1 ke pichhe 22 log"
.
26-35 Year ki ladki Cricket ball ki tarah
hoti
hai
"1 ke hath aati hai baaki sab taali
bajate
hain"
.
36-45 Year ki ladki Tenniss ball ki
tarah hoti
hai
"1 kahta hai tu rakh, dusra kahta hai tu
rakh"
.
45 Year ke baad Golf baal ki tarah hoti
hai
"Jitni door jaaye utna achha lagta
hai...
Agree.. ???
7 such Dunia ke!
1.Apki Ankhe apke sharir ka wo hiss hain jinhe aap sabun se nhi dho sakte
2.Aap apne Baal nhi gin sakte
3.Apki Zuban apke saare danto ko nhi chu sakti
4.Sirf bewkuf Log hi pt.3 ko try karenge
5.Aap muskura rhe ho kyuki apki Zuban apke danto ko chu sakti he
6.Aap hans rhe ho kyuki aap bewkuf bn chuke ho
7.Aap ise aage send karoge kyuki Aap maza lena chahte ho dusro ko bewkuf banakar...
agar Apne like nhi kiya to aap...
Ek Din Unse Hum Bahut Door Chale Jayenge,
Satayengi Hamari Yadein Har Taraf Unhe
Or Wo Pareshan Ho Jayenge,
Charon Taraf Dekhenege Par Hum Na
Nazar Aayenge,
Jab Satayengi Hamari Yadein
Wo Hamse Milne Ko Betab Ho Jayenge
Wadiyon Se Poochenge Hamara Pata
Par Hum Kaha Unhe Mil Payenge,
Yaad Ayengi Unko Hamari Wafaein
Unki Aankhon Me Aansu Aa Jayenge,
Dhoondenge Wo Ek Pyar Bhare Ehsaas
Ko Samundar Rahe Bhale Hi Wo Pyase Reh Jayenge,
Ek Din Ham Unse Bahut Door Chale Jayenge
Kasamkhan
Ladka dost se :
yaar maine apni Girl Friend ko
Uski birthday pe apni behan ki
new diamond ring chori ker k gift de
di,
Dost (Thappad maar kar) :
kaminey Itni mehngi kharidi thi
maine
Ladka: saale marta kyun hai
tere ghar hi to wapis gayi hai
Ooh shit....
Main Hi Wafa Nibha Na Saka,
Tujhe Chaha Mgr Bata Na Saka,
Teri Judai Me Subho Sham Roye Bahut,
Haan Mgr Tere Samne Anshu Baha Na Saka,
Tujhe Chaha Maine Saari Duniya Se Jyada
Haan Mgr Teri Dehliz Pe Sar jhuka Na Saka,
Upar Wale Ne Likh Di Thi Judai
Judai ki Lakir Haath Se Mita Na Saka,
Tere Baad Bahut Aayi Khushiyan
Mgr Kisi Bhi Khushi Par Muskura Na Saka,
Ek Hi Baat Rulati Hai Subho Sham
Jisko Chaha Usko Pa Na Saka...
Khaali Kaaghaz Pe Hurf Sajaaya Karta Tha
Tanhaai Main Sheher Basaaya Karta Tha
Kaisa Paagal Shakhs Tha Saari Saari Raat
Deewaaron Ko Dard Sunaaya Karta Tha
Ro Deta Tha Aap Hi Apni Baaton Par
Aur Phir Khud Ko Aap Hansaaya Karta Tha
Jalnay Lagti Lahoo Main Judaai Tou Ro Daita
Tanhaaion Ki Khaak Uraaya Karta Tha
Chehray Say Tera Rog Chupaata Tou Hans Daita
Aankhon Main Teri Yaad Manaaya Karta Tha..
Wo koi aur nai mai tha
aur meri prem pratigya jo dur ho gai mere se
Hamara bhi tha koi chahne wala. Sanso me apni hame basane wala. Banana chahte the zindagi bhar ke liye unhe apna. Par khuda ko manjur na tha hamara ye sapna.
..Must read..
Pappu ki master se hui ladai
.
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.
Master ne ki Pappu ki dhulai
.
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Pappu ka garam hua khoon
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.
Gaya kabristan ar kabar pe master ke
photo tang k likh diya
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COMING SOON
by rahul mahato
Chhoti si love story..!!
Ek dada aur dadi ne
Apni jawani ke dino ko fir se yaad kar ke manane ka socha,
Un hone faisla kiya ke hum phir darya kinare milenge
Dada subha jaldi uth kar tayyar ho ke
gulab le kar phoche par dadi nahi aayi..
Dada gusse me ghar pahoch,
tum aayi nahi, main intzar karta raha thmara
Dadi ne sharma kar kaha
maa ne jane nahi diya..!!
Ek Ladki apne BF k sath Ghoom
Rahi thi.. .
.
.
Itne me us ka
husband aa gaya aur uske BF Ko
pitne
... ... laga..
Ladki- Maar saale Ko
Apni biwi ghumaata nahi h,
Aur dusro
ki biwi gumaane le aata hai...
.
.
.
(itne me BF josh me
husband ko marne laga)
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.
Ladki - Maar saale Ko, na khud
ghumaane le jata hai,
na kisi aur ko ghumaane deta
hai...
By-rahul mahato
EK Baar Insan Ne Koyal Se,
Kaha Tu Kali Na Hoti To Kitni
Achhi Dikhti, Sagar Se Kaha
Tera Pani Khara Na Hota
To Kitna Achha Hota, Gulab Se
Kaha Tujme Kante Na Hote
Tho Kitna Achha Hota, Tab
Teeno 1 Sath Bole Ke Hai,
Insan Tujh Me Dusro Ki “Kamiya”
Dekhne Ki Adat Na Hoti To Tu
Kitna Achha Hota.