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Pappu ki master se hui ladai
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Master ne ki Pappu ki dhulai
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Pappu ka garam hua khoon
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Gaya kabristan ar kabar pe master ke
photo tang k likh diya
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COMING SOON
by rahul mahato
SAD STORY...
LADKA aur LADKI car me khamosi
se
ja rahe the....
LADKA 1 Letter LADKI
ko deta hai LADKI Letter Padhne
se
pehle hi LADKE ko kheti hai
ki,Mujhe
aab tum se pyar nahi hai,Mai
tumhe chhod
rahi hu.
Achanak ek tez raftar wali car
unki
car se takra gai LADKA usi waqt
mar gaya,
LADKKI bach gayi phir LADKI ne
wo Letter khola
to uske ANKHON se ANSU gir pade.
US Letter me likha
tha "JIS DIN TUM MUJHE CHHOD
DOGI USI WAQT HI
MAI MAR JAUONGA"
Pappu hospital me 1 nurse se "I
LOVE YOU" Tumne mera dil chura
liya,
Nurse (sharmakar):" Chal jhuthe
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dil ko to
Haath bhi nahi lagaya..
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Hamne to "KIDNEY" churai hai..
Rahul mahato
Humari B Thi Ek Kahani
Humari B Thi Ek Hasti
Purani
Kandhe Pe Tha 2sto Ka Hath
Sara Jag Jeet Lete Esa Tha Yaro Ka Sath
Sath Baithkar Krte The
Masti
Jb Samosa Tha 2Rupe Or Chai Thi Sasti
2sto Ke Liye Kiya Bachpan Kurban
Aaj Wo Bn Baithe Is Dhdkn Ki Jaan
Choti se Choti Bato Ko Dil Se Lagaya
Fir B Kamino Ne Jate2 Khub Hansaya
Pathai Ka To Sirf Ek Bahana Tha
School M To 2sto Se Milne Jana Tha
Marne Se Phle 2sto Ek Wada Nibhana
Mri Kbr Pr AkR Khna
"YAAR"UTH KL MOVI DEKHNE TIME PR ANA!
Tumhare rah badalne ki baat kis se karoon?
Main apne khuwab bikharne ki baat kis se karoon?
Abhi wo jaane-e-ghazal door hay nighahon se
Abhi main jaan se guzarne ki baat kis se karoon?
Abhi tau hijr ki tarikiyan hain dono taraf
Abhi main chaand nikalne ki baat kis se karoon?
Abhi tau ghamon se nidhaal hain sabhi
Abhi main tere bicharne ki baat kis se karoon?
Meri judai k gham koi bhi nahi sunta
Tumhare baad sulaghne ki baat kis se karoon?
BY-OR DHANDHAL
Story of M.A.T.H.S ...
Aaj se 300 saal pehle MATH bohot
masoom aur pyara tha.
Ek din kuch badmash students ne
MATHko
bohot mara yahan tak ki Math ki
aakhri Sans thi marte marte sab
students ko badua de gyi.
Aur Ye keh ker is dunia se chala gya k
mein to ja raha hoon lekin MATHS
M = Meri
A = Aatma
T = Tumhe
H = Hamesha
S = Satayegi
Aaj bhi math ki aatma bhatak rahi hai
aur saare students ko sata rahi hai aur
hamesha satati rahegi
Maa: Beta Ager Meri Ankhain
Kharab Ho jaye to tum kya karo ge? Beta: Maa tumhain sheher le jaon
ga wahan ilaaz kerwaon ga. Maa: Ager phir bhi theek na hui tou? Beta: Maa main paisay kharch kerun ga
tumhain Bahir mulk le ja ker Ilaaz karwaon ga.. Maa hass padi..!! Beta: Acha Maa ager meri Ankhain kharab ho
jayen to tum kya karogi? Maa: Mere Lal, main tujhe apni ankhain de dungi..
No One is better than Mother!!
By: "V@ruN"
A girl loves her boy very much & asked him to marry her:
Boy: No sorry, Im marrying someone else..
Girl: Oh, I wish u very best of luck and stay happy,
I will move on.
Boy: No pls be my friend,
I need u..
Girl: That’s the problem u need me,
but u don’t want me..
Im sorry i cant be ur friend anymore.
Movies Titles Related To Engg
Students:
Exams – Socha Na Tha
Classes – Kabhi Kabhi
Question Papers – Na Tum Jano
Na Hum
Copying – Yaarana
Maths 2 – Asambhav
Maths 1 – Mission Impossible
Environmental Sciences – Pyaar
Mein Kabhi Kabhi
1st Semester – Kuch To Hai
2nd semester – Ye Kya Ho
Raha Hai
Distinction – Kal Ho Na Ho
1st Class – Raju Ban Gaya
Gentleman
2nd Class – Dil Mange More Fail – Phir Milenge..
Waris ali
One Day An 11 Year Old Girl Asked Her Daddy, ”What Are You Going To Get Me For My 15th Birthday ?”
The Father Replied,”There Is Much Time Left.”
When The Girl Was 14 She Fainted And Was Rushed To The Hospital. The Doctor Came Out And Told Her Dad She Had A Bad Heart & She Is Probably Gonna Die…
When She Was Lying In The Hospital Bed, She Said “Daddy… Have They Told You I Am Going To Die ?” The Father Replied; “No You Will Live” As He Left Weeping.
She Said “How Can You Be Sure.” He Turned Around From The Door And Said”I Know.”
She Turns 15 When She Is Recovering And Comes Home To Find A Letter On Her Bed. It Says : ”My Dearest Daughter, If You Are Reading This It Means All Went Well As I Told You. One Day You Asked Me What I Was Giving You For Your 15th Birthday, I Didn’t Know Then But Now My Present To You Is MY HEART.”
Her Father Had Donated His Heart … !
LESSON: He Makes Many Silent Sacrifice For Us....Tell Your Father How Much You Love Him!
Gandhi Ji Ki Ek Rishtedar Aurat Ke Bete Par Qatal Ka Ilzam Laga.
Aurat Ne Gandhi Ji Se Request Ki Ke Mere Begunah Bete Ko Bacha Lo.
Gandhi Ji Ne Muqadma Lada Aur Ladke Ko Bacha Liya
Aurat Badi Khush Hui, Par Usne Ek Sawal Kiya.
Aurat: “Aaj To Aap Hain Jo Bacha Liya, Kal Jab Aap Nahi Honge To Hum Bekasoor Logo Ko Kon Bachayega?”
Gandhi Ji Ne Muskurate Hue Bahut Hi Khubsoorat Jawab Diya
“Note Pe Lagi Meri Photo“
Santa Jab Chota Tha To Hamesha
School Mein Usko Galtiyon Ki Wajah
Se Maar Padti Rahti Thi.
Ek Din Homework Na Karne Ki Wajah
Se Teacher Use Daant Raha Tha.
Teacher: “Sach-Sach Bata Homework
Kyun Nahi Kiya, Nahi To Chaddi Uttar
Ke Maarunga”
Santa Ne Bade Bholepan Se Jawab
Diya.
Santa: “Sir, Jab Galti Meri Hai Fir Aap
Kyu Chaddi Utaroge?“
Ek Ladki apne BF k sath Ghoom
Rahi thi.. .
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Itne me us ka
husband aa gaya aur uske BF Ko
pitne
... ... laga..
Ladki- Maar saale Ko
Apni biwi ghumaata nahi h,
Aur dusro
ki biwi gumaane le aata hai...
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(itne me BF josh me
husband ko marne laga)
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Ladki - Maar saale Ko, na khud
ghumaane le jata hai,
na kisi aur ko ghumaane deta
hai...
By-rahul mahato