Tum dil ki baatein kya samjho
Tum Dil ka lagana kya jano,
Tum Aag lagana sikh gaye
Tum Aag bujhana kya jano,
Ek Baar agr tum rooth gaye
Hum tum ko mana hi lenge par
Hum tum se kabhi jo rooth gaye
Tum hamko manana kya jano,
Kuch saath chale kuch chhor gaye
Saathi to banate rahte ho
Tum saath nibhana kya jano.
Suraj chand sitare sab mujhse jalte hen
sagar badal barsat mujhse ye kehete hen tu kise chahta he, tu kese jita he, tu kitna rota he, q itna pitahe, usse yaad karta he,kya hua he tera , bas itna to bota k wo koun he jispe tu marta hei, aur hame bhul k haste haste pagal bana phirta hei.l
7 such Dunia ke!
1.Apki Ankhe apke sharir ka wo hiss hain jinhe aap sabun se nhi dho sakte
2.Aap apne Baal nhi gin sakte
3.Apki Zuban apke saare danto ko nhi chu sakti
4.Sirf bewkuf Log hi pt.3 ko try karenge
5.Aap muskura rhe ho kyuki apki Zuban apke danto ko chu sakti he
6.Aap hans rhe ho kyuki aap bewkuf bn chuke ho
7.Aap ise aage send karoge kyuki Aap maza lena chahte ho dusro ko bewkuf banakar...
agar Apne like nhi kiya to aap...
One Day An 11 Year Old Girl Asked Her Daddy, ”What Are You Going To Get Me For My 15th Birthday ?”
The Father Replied,”There Is Much Time Left.”
When The Girl Was 14 She Fainted And Was Rushed To The Hospital. The Doctor Came Out And Told Her Dad She Had A Bad Heart & She Is Probably Gonna Die…
When She Was Lying In The Hospital Bed, She Said “Daddy… Have They Told You I Am Going To Die ?” The Father Replied; “No You Will Live” As He Left Weeping.
She Said “How Can You Be Sure.” He Turned Around From The Door And Said”I Know.”
She Turns 15 When She Is Recovering And Comes Home To Find A Letter On Her Bed. It Says : ”My Dearest Daughter, If You Are Reading This It Means All Went Well As I Told You. One Day You Asked Me What I Was Giving You For Your 15th Birthday, I Didn’t Know Then But Now My Present To You Is MY HEART.”
Her Father Had Donated His Heart … !
LESSON: He Makes Many Silent Sacrifice For Us....Tell Your Father How Much You Love Him!
Humari B Thi Ek Kahani
Humari B Thi Ek Hasti
Purani
Kandhe Pe Tha 2sto Ka Hath
Sara Jag Jeet Lete Esa Tha Yaro Ka Sath
Sath Baithkar Krte The
Masti
Jb Samosa Tha 2Rupe Or Chai Thi Sasti
2sto Ke Liye Kiya Bachpan Kurban
Aaj Wo Bn Baithe Is Dhdkn Ki Jaan
Choti se Choti Bato Ko Dil Se Lagaya
Fir B Kamino Ne Jate2 Khub Hansaya
Pathai Ka To Sirf Ek Bahana Tha
School M To 2sto Se Milne Jana Tha
Marne Se Phle 2sto Ek Wada Nibhana
Mri Kbr Pr AkR Khna
"YAAR"UTH KL MOVI DEKHNE TIME PR ANA!
SAD STORY
LADKA aur LADKI car me khamosi se
ja rahe the LADKA 1 Letter LADKI
ko deta hai LADKI Letter Padhne se
pehle hi LADKE ko kheti hai ki,Mujhe
aab tum se pyar nahi hai,Mai tumhe chhod
rahi hu.Achanak ek tez raftar wali car unki
car se takra gai LADKA usi waqt mar gaya,
LADKKI bach gayi phir LADKI ne wo Letter khola
to uske ANKHON se ANSU gir pade.US Letter me likha
tha "JIS DIN TUM MUJHE CHHOD DOGI USI WAQT HI
MAI MAR JAUONGA"
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¤SHARIQUE¤
Pappu apni family k sath jungle
merehta tha.
Ek din Usy jungle se ek Sheesha
mila.
sheeshe me usne khud ko dekha to
usko laga ke papa ki tasveer hai
Wo Usy apne ghar le gaya Or
Usse roz baaten krne laga....
Uski Biwi ko shak huwa.
Ek din uski gair mojudgi me
Usne Sheesha nikala or apna
aks dekh kr boli: "Acha to ye hai wo
Churail
jis se Mera Shohar baaten krta hy".
Usne Sheesha apni Saas ko
dikhaya to Saas ne kaha:
"Koi baat nhi..! Budhi hy, jaldi
marrjayegi"
After Exam:
1st Benchers : Paper tough tha, par 95 to
pakke hai,
...2nd Benchers : Arey yaar ek question to fir
bhi reh hi gaya,
3rd Benchers : Pass ho jaunga bas itna
pata hai
4th Benchers : Waat lag gayi yaar mai to
pakka fail hu,
Last benchers : "Abe Paper ko maar goli,
Madam kya maal thi,
Samajh hi nahi aa raha tha paper ko dekhu
ya madam ko":P =D:D :P
Djsumit
Pappu hospital me 1 nurse se "I
LOVE YOU" Tumne mera dil chura
liya,
Nurse (sharmakar):" Chal jhuthe
.
.
dil ko to
Haath bhi nahi lagaya..
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.
.
.
Hamne to "KIDNEY" churai hai..
Rahul mahato
Santa Jab Chota Tha To Hamesha
School Mein Usko Galtiyon Ki Wajah
Se Maar Padti Rahti Thi.
Ek Din Homework Na Karne Ki Wajah
Se Teacher Use Daant Raha Tha.
Teacher: “Sach-Sach Bata Homework
Kyun Nahi Kiya, Nahi To Chaddi Uttar
Ke Maarunga”
Santa Ne Bade Bholepan Se Jawab
Diya.
Santa: “Sir, Jab Galti Meri Hai Fir Aap
Kyu Chaddi Utaroge?“
“Last Call”
Kal hamesha ki tarah us nay kaha yeh phone per
mai bahut masroof hoon mujhko bahut say kaam hain
is liye tum ao milnay, mai tu asakti nahin
har riwayat tor kar is bar mainay kah diya
tum jo ho masroof tu mai bhi bahut masroof hoon
tum jo ho mashhoor tu mai bhi bahut maroof hoon
tum agar gamgin ho mai bhi bahut ranjore hoon
tum thakan say choor ho tu mai bhi thakan say choor hoon
jaan-e-man hai wakt mera bhi bahut hi keemti