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  • Zindgi me7 kaam aasan hai. Aur muskil bhi. . . 1) dosti krna asan, par nibhana muskil.. 2) pyaar krna asaan par pana muskil.. 3) Bharosa todna aasan par krna muskil.. 4) yaad krna aasan par bhulana muskil.. 5) jhut bolna aasan par sach sunana muskil.. 6) kisi ko rulana aasan par hsana muskil.. 7) kisi k begair marna aasan par jina muskil....
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  • Suraj chand sitare sab mujhse jalte hen sagar badal barsat mujhse ye kehete hen tu kise chahta he, tu kese jita he, tu kitna rota he, q itna pitahe, usse yaad karta he,kya hua he tera , bas itna to bota k wo koun he jispe tu marta hei, aur hame bhul k haste haste pagal bana phirta hei.l
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  • Boy:"kya tum facebook use karti ho.. ?? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Girl:"nahi mai bachpan se hi gori hu...
    • 9 years ago



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  • Ek tooti PREM kahani Fark sirf itna sa hai Uski barat gayi, Iski mayat uthi. Phool us par bhi the, Phool is par bhi the. Mehfil waha bhi thi, Log yaha bhi the. Wo doli pe thi, Yeh janaze pe tha. Unka hasna waha, Inka rona yaha. Saheliya uski bhi thi, Dost iske bhi the. Qazi udhar bhi the, Molvi Idar bhi the. Wo saj k gayi, Ise sajaya gaya. Wo uth k gayi, Ise uthaya gaya. Fark sirf itna sa hai, USE APNAYA GAYA AUR ISE DAFNAYA GAYA.
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  • Who. said Alcohol is harmful ??? - 2 Rounds Of Brandy 30 Minutes Before Meal, Helps Digestion. - 1 Glass Of Beer After Waking Up, Helps Activate Internal Organs. - 1 Round Of Scotch Whiskey Before Sleep, Avoids Heart Attacks. - 1 Glass Of Wine Before Bath, Reduces Blood Pressure. - 2 Pegs Of Vodka Before Every Meeting, Helps Quick Decisions. Pass It To All You Care. Kindness Costs Nothing..!!! CHEERS..!!!*bee r*
    • 9 years ago



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  • Pappu apni family k sath jungle merehta tha. Ek din Usy jungle se ek Sheesha mila. sheeshe me usne khud ko dekha to usko laga ke papa ki tasveer hai Wo Usy apne ghar le gaya Or Usse roz baaten krne laga.... Uski Biwi ko shak huwa. Ek din uski gair mojudgi me Usne Sheesha nikala or apna aks dekh kr boli: "Acha to ye hai wo Churail jis se Mera Shohar baaten krta hy". Usne Sheesha apni Saas ko dikhaya to Saas ne kaha: "Koi baat nhi..! Budhi hy, jaldi marrjayegi"
    • 9 years ago



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  • Gandhi Ji Ki Ek Rishtedar Aurat Ke Bete Par Qatal Ka Ilzam Laga. Aurat Ne Gandhi Ji Se Request Ki Ke Mere Begunah Bete Ko Bacha Lo. Gandhi Ji Ne Muqadma Lada Aur Ladke Ko Bacha Liya Aurat Badi Khush Hui, Par Usne Ek Sawal Kiya. Aurat: “Aaj To Aap Hain Jo Bacha Liya, Kal Jab Aap Nahi Honge To Hum Bekasoor Logo Ko Kon Bachayega?” Gandhi Ji Ne Muskurate Hue Bahut Hi Khubsoorat Jawab Diya “Note Pe Lagi Meri Photo“
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  • Touching story : . . A boy and girl went for a walk. While walking, boy hits his leg to a stone and starts bleeding. He looks at her hoping that she would tear her dupata and wrap it around his leg. She looks in his eyes and says.. . . . . . . . . KAMINEY“Soch bhi mat! Designer suit hai..!”dekh kar nahi chal sakte kya??
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa Jab Chota Tha To Hamesha School Mein Usko Galtiyon Ki Wajah Se Maar Padti Rahti Thi. Ek Din Homework Na Karne Ki Wajah Se Teacher Use Daant Raha Tha. Teacher: “Sach-Sach Bata Homework Kyun Nahi Kiya, Nahi To Chaddi Uttar Ke Maarunga” Santa Ne Bade Bholepan Se Jawab Diya. Santa: “Sir, Jab Galti Meri Hai Fir Aap Kyu Chaddi Utaroge?“
    • 9 years ago



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  • 7 such Dunia ke! 1.Apki Ankhe apke sharir ka wo hiss hain jinhe aap sabun se nhi dho sakte 2.Aap apne Baal nhi gin sakte 3.Apki Zuban apke saare danto ko nhi chu sakti 4.Sirf bewkuf Log hi pt.3 ko try karenge 5.Aap muskura rhe ho kyuki apki Zuban apke danto ko chu sakti he 6.Aap hans rhe ho kyuki aap bewkuf bn chuke ho 7.Aap ise aage send karoge kyuki Aap maza lena chahte ho dusro ko bewkuf banakar... agar Apne like nhi kiya to aap...
    • 9 years ago



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  • Kisi shayar ne"Maut"ko kya khoob kaha: "Zindagi me do minute koi mere paas na baitha.. aaj sab mere paas baithe ja rahe the.. koi tohfa na mila aaj tak mujhe, aaj phool hi phool diye ja rahe the.. taras gye hum kisi ke hath se diye ek libaj ko, aaj nye-nye kapde odhaye ja rahe the.. Do kadam sath na chalne ko tayar tha koi, aaj kafila banakar ja rahe the.. Aaj pata chala ke'MAUT'itni hasin hoti hai, Kambhakt"HUM"to ­ yu hi jiyeja rahe the...:))
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  • Khaali Kaaghaz Pe Hurf Sajaaya Karta Tha Tanhaai Main Sheher Basaaya Karta Tha Kaisa Paagal Shakhs Tha Saari Saari Raat Deewaaron Ko Dard Sunaaya Karta Tha Ro Deta Tha Aap Hi Apni Baaton Par Aur Phir Khud Ko Aap Hansaaya Karta Tha Jalnay Lagti Lahoo Main Judaai Tou Ro Daita Tanhaaion Ki Khaak Uraaya Karta Tha Chehray Say Tera Rog Chupaata Tou Hans Daita Aankhon Main Teri Yaad Manaaya Karta Tha.. Wo koi aur nai mai tha aur meri prem pratigya jo dur ho gai mere se
    • 9 years ago



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  • Ladka dost se : yaar maine apni Girl Friend ko Uski birthday pe apni behan ki new diamond ring chori ker k gift de di, Dost (Thappad maar kar) : kaminey Itni mehngi kharidi thi maine Ladka: saale marta kyun hai tere ghar hi to wapis gayi hai Ooh shit....
    • 9 years ago



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  • MAA : Beta Ager Meri Ankhain Kharab Ho jaye to tum kya karo ge? Beta : Maa tumhain sheher lejaon ga wahan ilaaj kerwaon ga MAA : Ager phir bhi theek nahui tou?... ... Beta : Maa main paisay kharch kerun ga tumhain Bahir mulk le ja ker IlaaG karwaon ga Maa has padi :) Beta : Acha Maa ager meri Ankhain kharab ho jayen to tum kya karogi? MAA : Mere LaaL main tujhe apni ankhain de dungi .. No One is better than Mother Plz take care of your MOthers Love yOu MAA ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥
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  • A girl loves her boy very much & asked him to marry her: Boy: No sorry, Im marrying someone else.. Girl: Oh, I wish u very best of luck and stay happy, I will move on. Boy: No pls be my friend, I need u.. Girl: That’s the problem u need me, but u don’t want me.. Im sorry i cant be ur friend anymore.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Maa: Beta Ager Meri Ankhain Kharab Ho jaye to tum kya karo ge? Beta: Maa tumhain sheher le jaon ga wahan ilaaz kerwaon ga. Maa: Ager phir bhi theek na hui tou? Beta: Maa main paisay kharch kerun ga tumhain Bahir mulk le ja ker Ilaaz karwaon ga.. Maa hass padi..!! Beta: Acha Maa ager meri Ankhain kharab ho jayen to tum kya karogi? Maa: Mere Lal, main tujhe apni ankhain de dungi.. No One is better than Mother!! By: "V@ruN"
    • 9 years ago



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  • Tumhare rah badalne ki baat kis se karoon? Main apne khuwab bikharne ki baat kis se karoon? Abhi wo jaane-e-ghazal door hay nighahon se Abhi main jaan se guzarne ki baat kis se karoon? Abhi tau hijr ki tarikiyan hain dono taraf Abhi main chaand nikalne ki baat kis se karoon? Abhi tau ghamon se nidhaal hain sabhi Abhi main tere bicharne ki baat kis se karoon? Meri judai k gham koi bhi nahi sunta Tumhare baad sulaghne ki baat kis se karoon? BY-OR DHANDHAL
    • 9 years ago



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  • Ghar ki bani desi ghee ki mithai or Parathe lekar Ma-Baap college me padh rahe Bete se milne gaye.. Unhe saade kapdo me dekh k 1 Ladki ne pucha "Who r they.?" Ladke ne kaha "They r d servants from my village" Ma-Baap ki aankho me khushi k aansu aa gaye.. Humara beta aab angreji bolne laga he.
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  • Movies Titles Related To Engg Students: Exams – Socha Na Tha Classes – Kabhi Kabhi Question Papers – Na Tum Jano Na Hum Copying – Yaarana Maths 2 – Asambhav Maths 1 – Mission Impossible Environmental Sciences – Pyaar Mein Kabhi Kabhi 1st Semester – Kuch To Hai 2nd semester – Ye Kya Ho Raha Hai Distinction – Kal Ho Na Ho 1st Class – Raju Ban Gaya Gentleman 2nd Class – Dil Mange More Fail – Phir Milenge.. Waris ali
    • 9 years ago



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  • EK Baar Insan Ne Koyal Se, Kaha Tu Kali Na Hoti To Kitni Achhi Dikhti, Sagar Se Kaha Tera Pani Khara Na Hota To Kitna Achha Hota, Gulab Se Kaha Tujme Kante Na Hote Tho Kitna Achha Hota, Tab Teeno 1 Sath Bole Ke Hai, Insan Tujh Me Dusro Ki “Kamiya” Dekhne Ki Adat Na Hoti To Tu Kitna Achha Hota.
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