Hamara bhi tha koi chahne wala. Sanso me apni hame basane wala. Banana chahte the zindagi bhar ke liye unhe apna. Par khuda ko manjur na tha hamara ye sapna.
Gandhi Ji Ki Ek Rishtedar Aurat Ke Bete Par Qatal Ka Ilzam Laga.
Aurat Ne Gandhi Ji Se Request Ki Ke Mere Begunah Bete Ko Bacha Lo.
Gandhi Ji Ne Muqadma Lada Aur Ladke Ko Bacha Liya
Aurat Badi Khush Hui, Par Usne Ek Sawal Kiya.
Aurat: “Aaj To Aap Hain Jo Bacha Liya, Kal Jab Aap Nahi Honge To Hum Bekasoor Logo Ko Kon Bachayega?”
Gandhi Ji Ne Muskurate Hue Bahut Hi Khubsoorat Jawab Diya
“Note Pe Lagi Meri Photo“
One Day An 11 Year Old Girl Asked Her Daddy, ”What Are You Going To Get Me For My 15th Birthday ?”
The Father Replied,”There Is Much Time Left.”
When The Girl Was 14 She Fainted And Was Rushed To The Hospital. The Doctor Came Out And Told Her Dad She Had A Bad Heart & She Is Probably Gonna Die…
When She Was Lying In The Hospital Bed, She Said “Daddy… Have They Told You I Am Going To Die ?” The Father Replied; “No You Will Live” As He Left Weeping.
She Said “How Can You Be Sure.” He Turned Around From The Door And Said”I Know.”
She Turns 15 When She Is Recovering And Comes Home To Find A Letter On Her Bed. It Says : ”My Dearest Daughter, If You Are Reading This It Means All Went Well As I Told You. One Day You Asked Me What I Was Giving You For Your 15th Birthday, I Didn’t Know Then But Now My Present To You Is MY HEART.”
Her Father Had Donated His Heart … !
LESSON: He Makes Many Silent Sacrifice For Us....Tell Your Father How Much You Love Him!
Tum dil ki baatein kya samjho
Tum Dil ka lagana kya jano,
Tum Aag lagana sikh gaye
Tum Aag bujhana kya jano,
Ek Baar agr tum rooth gaye
Hum tum ko mana hi lenge par
Hum tum se kabhi jo rooth gaye
Tum hamko manana kya jano,
Kuch saath chale kuch chhor gaye
Saathi to banate rahte ho
Tum saath nibhana kya jano.
EK Baar Insan Ne Koyal Se,
Kaha Tu Kali Na Hoti To Kitni
Achhi Dikhti, Sagar Se Kaha
Tera Pani Khara Na Hota
To Kitna Achha Hota, Gulab Se
Kaha Tujme Kante Na Hote
Tho Kitna Achha Hota, Tab
Teeno 1 Sath Bole Ke Hai,
Insan Tujh Me Dusro Ki “Kamiya”
Dekhne Ki Adat Na Hoti To Tu
Kitna Achha Hota.
Chhoti si love story..!!
Ek dada aur dadi ne
Apni jawani ke dino ko fir se yaad kar ke manane ka socha,
Un hone faisla kiya ke hum phir darya kinare milenge
Dada subha jaldi uth kar tayyar ho ke
gulab le kar phoche par dadi nahi aayi..
Dada gusse me ghar pahoch,
tum aayi nahi, main intzar karta raha thmara
Dadi ne sharma kar kaha
maa ne jane nahi diya..!!
Pappu apni family k sath jungle
merehta tha.
Ek din Usy jungle se ek Sheesha
mila.
sheeshe me usne khud ko dekha to
usko laga ke papa ki tasveer hai
Wo Usy apne ghar le gaya Or
Usse roz baaten krne laga....
Uski Biwi ko shak huwa.
Ek din uski gair mojudgi me
Usne Sheesha nikala or apna
aks dekh kr boli: "Acha to ye hai wo
Churail
jis se Mera Shohar baaten krta hy".
Usne Sheesha apni Saas ko
dikhaya to Saas ne kaha:
"Koi baat nhi..! Budhi hy, jaldi
marrjayegi"
Ek tooti PREM kahani
Fark sirf itna sa hai
Uski barat gayi,
Iski mayat uthi.
Phool us par bhi the,
Phool is par bhi the.
Mehfil waha bhi thi,
Log yaha bhi the.
Wo doli pe thi,
Yeh janaze pe tha.
Unka hasna waha,
Inka rona yaha.
Saheliya uski bhi thi,
Dost iske bhi the.
Qazi udhar bhi the,
Molvi Idar bhi the.
Wo saj k gayi,
Ise sajaya gaya.
Wo uth k gayi,
Ise uthaya gaya.
Fark sirf itna sa hai,
USE APNAYA GAYA AUR ISE DAFNAYA GAYA
SAD STORY IN LOVE
LADKA aur LADKI car me khamosi se
ja rahe the LADKA 1 Letter LADKI
ko deta hai LADKI Letter Padhne se
pehle hi LADKE ko kheti hai ki,Mujhe
aab tum se pyar nahi hai,Mai tumhe chhod
rahi hu.Achanak ek tez raftar wali car unki
car se takra gai LADKA usi waqt mar gaya,
LADKKI bach gayi phir LADKI ne wo Letter
khola
to uske ANKHON se ANSU gir pade.US Letter
me likha
tha "JIS DIN TUM MUJHE CHHOD DOGI USI WAQT
HI
MAI MAR JAUONGA"
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Bachapan ka zamana hota tha,
khushion ka khajana hota tha,
chahat chand ko pakadne ki hoti thi.
Dil titli ka dewana hota tha,
thak har ke school se aana par khelne bhi jana hota tha,
papa ki dant galti par
mummy ka manana hota tha.
dadi ki kahani hoti thi
parion ka fasana hota tha,
rone ki wajah na hoti thi,
na hasane ka bahana hota tha.
Har khel me sathi hote the ,
Har mausam suhana hota tha.
AB NAHI RAHI WOH JINDAGI ,
AISA BACHAPAN KA ZAMANA HOTA THA.
Swee2
Ek Ladki apne BF k sath Ghoom
Rahi thi.. .
.
.
Itne me us ka
husband aa gaya aur uske BF Ko
pitne
... ... laga..
Ladki- Maar saale Ko
Apni biwi ghumaata nahi h,
Aur dusro
ki biwi gumaane le aata hai...
.
.
.
(itne me BF josh me
husband ko marne laga)
.
.
.
Ladki - Maar saale Ko, na khud
ghumaane le jata hai,
na kisi aur ko ghumaane deta
hai...
By-rahul mahato
Pappu:" Raat ko hostle mein Light
jane ke
baad candle leke toilet ja raha tha
bechara..
.
. .
.
.
.
.
. Koi kambakhat phoonk maar kar
keh gaya..!!
Happy Birthday To You...
Happy Birthday To You...
Batao yaar Emergency ke waqt bhi
mazak..!!! .
.
Dost Saale...
Pappu hospital me 1 nurse se "I
LOVE YOU" Tumne mera dil chura
liya,
Nurse (sharmakar):" Chal jhuthe
.
.
dil ko to
Haath bhi nahi lagaya..
.
.
.
.
.
Hamne to "KIDNEY" churai hai..
Rahul mahato
Ladka dost se :
yaar maine apni Girl Friend ko
Uski birthday pe apni behan ki
new diamond ring chori ker k gift de
di,
Dost (Thappad maar kar) :
kaminey Itni mehngi kharidi thi
maine
Ladka: saale marta kyun hai
tere ghar hi to wapis gayi hai
Ooh shit....
SAD STORY
LADKA aur LADKI car me khamosi se
ja rahe the LADKA 1 Letter LADKI
ko deta hai LADKI Letter Padhne se
pehle hi LADKE ko kheti hai ki,Mujhe
aab tum se pyar nahi hai,Mai tumhe chhod
rahi hu.Achanak ek tez raftar wali car unki
car se takra gai LADKA usi waqt mar gaya,
LADKKI bach gayi phir LADKI ne wo Letter khola
to uske ANKHON se ANSU gir pade.US Letter me likha
tha "JIS DIN TUM MUJHE CHHOD DOGI USI WAQT HI
MAI MAR JAUONGA"
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¤SHARIQUE¤
Who. said Alcohol is harmful ???
- 2 Rounds Of Brandy 30 Minutes Before Meal, Helps Digestion. - 1 Glass Of Beer After Waking Up, Helps Activate Internal Organs. - 1 Round Of Scotch Whiskey Before Sleep, Avoids Heart Attacks. - 1 Glass Of Wine Before Bath, Reduces Blood Pressure. - 2 Pegs Of Vodka Before Every Meeting, Helps Quick Decisions. Pass It To All You Care. Kindness Costs Nothing..!!! CHEERS..!!!*bee r*
Kisi shayar ne"Maut"ko
kya khoob kaha:
"Zindagi me do minute koi
mere
paas na baitha..
aaj sab mere paas baithe
ja rahe the..
koi tohfa na mila aaj tak
mujhe,
aaj phool hi phool diye ja
rahe the..
taras gye hum kisi ke
hath se diye
ek libaj ko,
aaj nye-nye kapde
odhaye ja rahe the..
Do kadam sath na chalne
ko tayar
tha koi,
aaj kafila banakar ja rahe
the..
Aaj pata chala
ke'MAUT'itni hasin hoti
hai,
Kambhakt"HUM"to yu hi
jiyeja rahe the...:))
After Exam:
1st Benchers : Paper tough tha, par 95 to
pakke hai,
...2nd Benchers : Arey yaar ek question to fir
bhi reh hi gaya,
3rd Benchers : Pass ho jaunga bas itna
pata hai
4th Benchers : Waat lag gayi yaar mai to
pakka fail hu,
Last benchers : "Abe Paper ko maar goli,
Madam kya maal thi,
Samajh hi nahi aa raha tha paper ko dekhu
ya madam ko":P =D:D :P
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