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  • After Exam: 1st Benchers : Paper tough tha, par 95 to pakke hai, ...2nd Benchers : Arey yaar ek question to fir bhi reh hi gaya, 3rd Benchers : Pass ho jaunga bas itna pata hai 4th Benchers : Waat lag gayi yaar mai to pakka fail hu, Last benchers : "Abe Paper ko maar goli, Madam kya maal thi, Samajh hi nahi aa raha tha paper ko dekhu ya madam ko":P =D:D :P Djsumit
    • 9 years ago



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  • rue love ki 8 nishaniya 1: aap unke sms baar baar padhte hai 2: aap unke samne aane se hichkichate hai 3: jab bhi aap unke baare me sochte ho to aapka dil or tezz dhadkta hai 4: aap muskurate hai jab aapunki aawaz sunte hai 6: aap unke liye kuch b kar sakte hai 7: ye post padhte waqt aapke dimag mai unka hi khayal hai 8: Aur aap unko sochne mai itna kho gaye ho ki aapko ye b nahi pata ki POINT NO. 5 missing hai so u r in love
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa Jab Chota Tha To Hamesha School Mein Usko Galtiyon Ki Wajah Se Maar Padti Rahti Thi. Ek Din Homework Na Karne Ki Wajah Se Teacher Use Daant Raha Tha. Teacher: “Sach-Sach Bata Homework Kyun Nahi Kiya, Nahi To Chaddi Uttar Ke Maarunga” Santa Ne Bade Bholepan Se Jawab Diya. Santa: “Sir, Jab Galti Meri Hai Fir Aap Kyu Chaddi Utaroge?“
    • 9 years ago



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  • Ladka dost se : yaar maine apni Girl Friend ko Uski birthday pe apni behan ki new diamond ring chori ker k gift de di, Dost (Thappad maar kar) : kaminey Itni mehngi kharidi thi maine Ladka: saale marta kyun hai tere ghar hi to wapis gayi hai Ooh shit....
    • 9 years ago



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  • Ghar ki bani desi ghee ki mithai or Parathe lekar Ma-Baap college me padh rahe Bete se milne gaye.. Unhe saade kapdo me dekh k 1 Ladki ne pucha "Who r they.?" Ladke ne kaha "They r d servants from my village" Ma-Baap ki aankho me khushi k aansu aa gaye.. Humara beta aab angreji bolne laga he.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Tum dil ki baatein kya samjho Tum Dil ka lagana kya jano, Tum Aag lagana sikh gaye Tum Aag bujhana kya jano, Ek Baar agr tum rooth gaye Hum tum ko mana hi lenge par Hum tum se kabhi jo rooth gaye Tum hamko manana kya jano, Kuch saath chale kuch chhor gaye Saathi to banate rahte ho Tum saath nibhana kya jano.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Pappu hospital me 1 nurse se "I LOVE YOU" Tumne mera dil chura liya, Nurse (sharmakar):" Chal jhuthe . . dil ko to Haath bhi nahi lagaya.. . . . . . Hamne to "KIDNEY" churai hai.. Rahul mahato
    • 9 years ago



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  • Ek Ladki apne BF k sath Ghoom Rahi thi.. . . . Itne me us ka husband aa gaya aur uske BF Ko pitne ... ... laga.. Ladki- Maar saale Ko Apni biwi ghumaata nahi h, Aur dusro ki biwi gumaane le aata hai... . . . (itne me BF josh me husband ko marne laga) . . . Ladki - Maar saale Ko, na khud ghumaane le jata hai, na kisi aur ko ghumaane deta hai... By-rahul mahato
    • 9 years ago



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  • Maa: Beta Ager Meri Ankhain Kharab Ho jaye to tum kya karo ge? Beta: Maa tumhain sheher le jaon ga wahan ilaaz kerwaon ga. Maa: Ager phir bhi theek na hui tou? Beta: Maa main paisay kharch kerun ga tumhain Bahir mulk le ja ker Ilaaz karwaon ga.. Maa hass padi..!! Beta: Acha Maa ager meri Ankhain kharab ho jayen to tum kya karogi? Maa: Mere Lal, main tujhe apni ankhain de dungi.. No One is better than Mother!! By: "V@ruN"
    • 9 years ago



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  • Mehfil jab lagi thi yaaro ki, mujhko bhi bulawa aaya tha. . Kaise ,na jate hum?... Unki kasmein dekar jo bulwaya tha. . Jab kehne ko kuch kaha gaya, to khayal unka hi aaya tha. Fir akshr-akshr jod k maine,dil ka dard sunaya tha. Tab aansu uski yado k, na-na krte nikal gye. ;-( Jo smjhe wo khamosh rhe:-(, baaki WAH WAH krte nikl gye...
    • 9 years ago



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  • Who. said Alcohol is harmful ??? - 2 Rounds Of Brandy 30 Minutes Before Meal, Helps Digestion. - 1 Glass Of Beer After Waking Up, Helps Activate Internal Organs. - 1 Round Of Scotch Whiskey Before Sleep, Avoids Heart Attacks. - 1 Glass Of Wine Before Bath, Reduces Blood Pressure. - 2 Pegs Of Vodka Before Every Meeting, Helps Quick Decisions. Pass It To All You Care. Kindness Costs Nothing..!!! CHEERS..!!!*bee r*
    • 9 years ago



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  • A 6 Yr Old Boy Was In The Market With His 4 Yr Old Sister. Suddenly The Boy Found That His Sister Was Lagging Behind.

    He Stopped And Looked Back. His Sister Was Standing In Front Of A Toy Shop And Was Watching Something With Great Interest.

    The Boy Went Back To Her And Asked, “Do You Want Something?” The Sister Pointed At The Doll. The Boy Held Her Hand And Like A Responsible Elder Brother, Gave That Doll To Her. The Sister Was Very Very Happy…

    The Shopkeeper Was Watching Everything And Getting Amused To See The Matured Behaviour Of The Boy…

    Now The Boy Came To The Counter And Asked The Shopkeeper, “What Is The Cost Of This Doll, Sir? !”

    The Shopkeeper Was A Cool Man And Had Experienced The Odds Of Life. So He Asked The Boy With A Lot Of Love & Affection, “Well, What Can You Pay?”

    The Boy Took Out All The Shells That He Had Collected From Sea Shore, From His Pocket And Gave Them To The Shopkeeper. The Shopkeeper Took The Shells And Started Counting As If He Were Counting The Currency. Then He Looked At The Boy. The Boy Asked Him Worriedly, “Is It Less?”

    The Shopkeeper Said, “No, No… These Are More Than The Cost. So I Will Return The Remaining.” Saying So, He Kept Only 4 Shells With Him And Returned The Remaining.

    The Boy, Very Happily Kept Those Shells Back In His Pocket And Went Away With His Sister.

    A Servant In That Shop Got Very Surprised Watching All These. He Asked His Master, “Sir ! You Gave Away Such A Costly Doll Just For 4 Shells ???”

    The Shopkeeper Said With A Smile, “Well, For Us These Are Mere Shells.

    But For That Boy, These Shells Are Very Precious. And At This Age He Does Not Understand What Money Is, But When He Will Grow Up, He Definitely Will. And When He Would Remember That He Purchased A Doll With The Shells Instead Of Money, He Will Remember Me And Think That World Is Full Of Good People.

    It Will Help Him Develop A Positive Attitude And He Too In Turn Will Feel Motivated To Be Good.”

    Mind Mantra – Whatever Emotion You Infuse Into The World, It Will Further Spread. If You Do Good, Goodness Will Spread. If You Do Bad, Negativity Will Spread.

    Realize You Are A Very Powerful Source Of Energy.

    Your Good Or Bad Will Come Back To You Magnified. Not In The Ways You Want It, And Probably Not In The Ways You Can Understand It. But It Will Come Back.

    Loved It….hence Posted.

    Keep Your Circle Positive...
    • 9 years ago



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  • बिटिया बड़ी हो गयी, एक रोज उसने बड़े सहज भाव में अपने पिता से पूछा - "पापा, क्या मैंने आपको कभी रुलाया" ?

    पिता ने कहा -"हाँ "

    उसने बड़े आश्चर्य से पूछा - "कब" ?

    पिता ने बताया - 'उस समय तुम करीब एक साल की थीं,
    घुटनों पर सरकती थीं।
    मैंने तुम्हारे सामने पैसे, पेन और खिलौना रख दिया क्योंकि मैं ये देखना चाहता था कि, तुम तीनों में से किसे उठाती हो तुम्हारा चुनाव मुझे बताता कि, बड़ी होकर तुम किसे अधिक महत्व देतीं।
    जैसे पैसे मतलब संपत्ति, पेन मतलब बुद्धि और खिलौना मतलब आनंद।

    मैंने ये सब बहुत सहजता से लेकिन उत्सुकतावश किया था क्योंकि मुझे सिर्फ तुम्हारा चुनाव देखना था।

    तुम एक जगह स्थिर बैठीं टुकुर टुकुर उन तीनों वस्तुओं को देख रहीं थीं।
    मैं तुम्हारे सामने उन वस्तुओं की दूसरी ओर खामोश बैठा बस तुम्हें ही देख रहा था।
    तुम घुटनों और हाथों के बल सरकती आगे बढ़ीं,
    मैं अपनी श्वांस रोके तुम्हें ही देख रहा था और क्षण भर में ही तुमने तीनों वस्तुओं को आजू बाजू सरका दिया और उन्हें पार करती हुई आकर सीधे मेरी गोद में बैठ गयीं।
    मुझे ध्यान ही नहीं रहा कि, उन तीनों वस्तुओं के अलावा तुम्हारा एक चुनाव मैं भी तो हो सकता था।
    तभी तुम्हारा तीन साल का भाई आया ओर पैसे उठाकर चला गया,

    वो पहली और आखरी बार था बेटा जब, तुमने मुझे रुलाया और बहुत रुलाया...

    भगवान की दी हुई सबसे अनमोल धरोहर है बेटी...

    क्या खूब लिखा है एक पिता ने...

    हमें तो सुख मे साथी चाहिये दुख मे तो हमारी बेटी अकेली ही काफी है…
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    पोस्ट पसंद आया हो तो शेयर जरूर करें.......
    • 9 years ago



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  • Shaitano ki basti (facebook) Bachpan Ke Din… . . Pappu Mummy Se Bolta Hai, :- . Mummy 10 Rs. Chahiye Bahar Ek Garib Ko Dene Hai… . . Mummy :- Kahan Hai Garib? . . Pappu :- Bechara Bahar Kadi Dhoop Mein Icecream Bech Raha Hai :-D:-D . Aqib
    • 9 years ago



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  • Ek tooti PREM kahani Fark sirf itna sa hai Uski barat gayi, Iski mayat uthi. Phool us par bhi the, Phool is par bhi the. Mehfil waha bhi thi, Log yaha bhi the. Wo doli pe thi, Yeh janaze pe tha. Unka hasna waha, Inka rona yaha. Saheliya uski bhi thi, Dost iske bhi the. Qazi udhar bhi the, Molvi Idar bhi the. Wo saj k gayi, Ise sajaya gaya. Wo uth k gayi, Ise uthaya gaya. Fark sirf itna sa hai, USE APNAYA GAYA AUR ISE DAFNAYA GAYA.
    • 9 years ago



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  • ..Must read.. Pappu ki master se hui ladai . . . . Master ne ki Pappu ki dhulai . . . . Pappu ka garam hua khoon . . . . Gaya kabristan ar kabar pe master ke photo tang k likh diya . . . . COMING SOON by rahul mahato
    • 9 years ago



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  • True love subah uth ke ankhe kholne se pehle kisi ka chehra dekhne ki ichha ho vo pyar hai, mandir me darshan krte waqt kisi k pas khade hone ka ehsas ho vo pyar hai, pure din ki thakan jiske sath bethne ki kalpna se hi dur ho jaye vo pyar hai, sir kisi ki god me rakh k lage ki man halka ho gya vo pyar hai, lakh koshish kar k bhi jise nafrat na kr sake,bhul na sake vo pyar hai, or ye padhte waqt jiska chehra nazar k samne aaye to hi aapka pyar hai. Like swee2
    • 9 years ago



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  • Girls College me Strike ho gayi, . . . . . Sabhi girls Naare Laga rahi hai... Boys bhi pichhe khade reh kar Girls ka saath de rahe the.. . . . . . Girls Naare lagate huye.."HAMARI MAANGE" . . . . Piche se Awaaz Aayi, "SINDUR SE BHARO" "SINDUR SE BHARO...." rahul mahato
    • 9 years ago



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  • SAD STORY LADKA aur LADKI car me khamosi se ja rahe the LADKA 1 Letter LADKI ko deta hai LADKI Letter Padhne se pehle hi LADKE ko kheti hai ki,Mujhe aab tum se pyar nahi hai,Mai tumhe chhod rahi hu.Achanak ek tez raftar wali car unki car se takra gai LADKA usi waqt mar gaya, LADKKI bach gayi phir LADKI ne wo Letter khola to uske ANKHON se ANSU gir pade.US Letter me likha tha "JIS DIN TUM MUJHE CHHOD DOGI USI WAQT HI MAI MAR JAUONGA" PLEASE LIKE THIS ¤SHARIQUE¤
    • 9 years ago



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  • Main Hi Wafa Nibha Na Saka, Tujhe Chaha Mgr Bata Na Saka, Teri Judai Me Subho Sham Roye Bahut, Haan Mgr Tere Samne Anshu Baha Na Saka, Tujhe Chaha Maine Saari Duniya Se Jyada Haan Mgr Teri Dehliz Pe Sar jhuka Na Saka, Upar Wale Ne Likh Di Thi Judai Judai ki Lakir Haath Se Mita Na Saka, Tere Baad Bahut Aayi Khushiyan Mgr Kisi Bhi Khushi Par Muskura Na Saka, Ek Hi Baat Rulati Hai Subho Sham Jisko Chaha Usko Pa Na Saka...
    • 9 years ago



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