Ghar ki bani desi ghee ki mithai or
Parathe lekar
Ma-Baap college me padh rahe
Bete se milne gaye..
Unhe saade kapdo me dekh k 1
Ladki ne pucha
"Who r they.?"
Ladke ne kaha
"They r d servants from my village"
Ma-Baap ki aankho me khushi k aansu aa gaye..
Humara beta aab angreji bolne laga he.
Girls College me Strike ho gayi,
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Sabhi girls Naare Laga rahi hai...
Boys bhi pichhe khade reh kar Girls
ka saath de
rahe the..
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Girls Naare lagate huye.."HAMARI
MAANGE"
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Piche se Awaaz Aayi,
"SINDUR SE BHARO"
"SINDUR SE BHARO...."
rahul mahato
Hamara bhi tha koi chahne wala. Sanso me apni hame basane wala. Banana chahte the zindagi bhar ke liye unhe apna. Par khuda ko manjur na tha hamara ye sapna.
Khaali Kaaghaz Pe Hurf Sajaaya Karta Tha
Tanhaai Main Sheher Basaaya Karta Tha
Kaisa Paagal Shakhs Tha Saari Saari Raat
Deewaaron Ko Dard Sunaaya Karta Tha
Ro Deta Tha Aap Hi Apni Baaton Par
Aur Phir Khud Ko Aap Hansaaya Karta Tha
Jalnay Lagti Lahoo Main Judaai Tou Ro Daita
Tanhaaion Ki Khaak Uraaya Karta Tha
Chehray Say Tera Rog Chupaata Tou Hans Daita
Aankhon Main Teri Yaad Manaaya Karta Tha..
Wo koi aur nai mai tha
aur meri prem pratigya jo dur ho gai mere se
teri is duniya me yeh manzar kiyon hai...kahi jakham to kahi peeth me khanzar kiyon hai.,suna hai ki to har jarre me rahta hai...phir jameen par kahi masjid to kahi mandir kiyon hai...jab rahne waale is duniya ke hi hain tere bande....to phir koi kisi ka dosht aur koi kisi ka dushman kiyon hai,. to hi likhta hai sabki takdeere.....to phir koi badnasib aur ko mukaddar ka sikandar kiyon hai.. like to banta hai na boss..?
..Must read..
Pappu ki master se hui ladai
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Master ne ki Pappu ki dhulai
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Pappu ka garam hua khoon
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Gaya kabristan ar kabar pe master ke
photo tang k likh diya
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COMING SOON
by rahul mahato
16-25 Year ki ladki Football ki tarah
hoti hai
"1 ke pichhe 22 log"
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26-35 Year ki ladki Cricket ball ki tarah
hoti
hai
"1 ke hath aati hai baaki sab taali
bajate
hain"
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36-45 Year ki ladki Tenniss ball ki
tarah hoti
hai
"1 kahta hai tu rakh, dusra kahta hai tu
rakh"
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45 Year ke baad Golf baal ki tarah hoti
hai
"Jitni door jaaye utna achha lagta
hai...
Agree.. ???
Main Hi Wafa Nibha Na Saka,
Tujhe Chaha Mgr Bata Na Saka,
Teri Judai Me Subho Sham Roye Bahut,
Haan Mgr Tere Samne Anshu Baha Na Saka,
Tujhe Chaha Maine Saari Duniya Se Jyada
Haan Mgr Teri Dehliz Pe Sar jhuka Na Saka,
Upar Wale Ne Likh Di Thi Judai
Judai ki Lakir Haath Se Mita Na Saka,
Tere Baad Bahut Aayi Khushiyan
Mgr Kisi Bhi Khushi Par Muskura Na Saka,
Ek Hi Baat Rulati Hai Subho Sham
Jisko Chaha Usko Pa Na Saka...
rue love ki 8 nishaniya
1: aap unke sms baar baar padhte hai
2: aap unke samne aane se hichkichate hai
3: jab bhi aap unke baare me sochte ho to
aapka dil or tezz dhadkta hai
4: aap muskurate hai jab aapunki aawaz
sunte hai
6: aap unke liye kuch b kar sakte hai
7: ye post padhte waqt aapke dimag mai
unka hi khayal hai
8: Aur aap unko sochne mai itna kho gaye ho
ki aapko ye b nahi pata ki POINT NO. 5
missing hai
so u r in love
A 6 Yr Old Boy Was In The Market With His 4 Yr Old Sister. Suddenly The Boy Found That His Sister Was Lagging Behind.
He Stopped And Looked Back. His Sister Was Standing In Front Of A Toy Shop And Was Watching Something With Great Interest.
The Boy Went Back To Her And Asked, “Do You Want Something?” The Sister Pointed At The Doll. The Boy Held Her Hand And Like A Responsible Elder Brother, Gave That Doll To Her. The Sister Was Very Very Happy…
The Shopkeeper Was Watching Everything And Getting Amused To See The Matured Behaviour Of The Boy…
Now The Boy Came To The Counter And Asked The Shopkeeper, “What Is The Cost Of This Doll, Sir? !”
The Shopkeeper Was A Cool Man And Had Experienced The Odds Of Life. So He Asked The Boy With A Lot Of Love & Affection, “Well, What Can You Pay?”
The Boy Took Out All The Shells That He Had Collected From Sea Shore, From His Pocket And Gave Them To The Shopkeeper. The Shopkeeper Took The Shells And Started Counting As If He Were Counting The Currency. Then He Looked At The Boy. The Boy Asked Him Worriedly, “Is It Less?”
The Shopkeeper Said, “No, No… These Are More Than The Cost. So I Will Return The Remaining.” Saying So, He Kept Only 4 Shells With Him And Returned The Remaining.
The Boy, Very Happily Kept Those Shells Back In His Pocket And Went Away With His Sister.
A Servant In That Shop Got Very Surprised Watching All These. He Asked His Master, “Sir ! You Gave Away Such A Costly Doll Just For 4 Shells ???”
The Shopkeeper Said With A Smile, “Well, For Us These Are Mere Shells.
But For That Boy, These Shells Are Very Precious. And At This Age He Does Not Understand What Money Is, But When He Will Grow Up, He Definitely Will. And When He Would Remember That He Purchased A Doll With The Shells Instead Of Money, He Will Remember Me And Think That World Is Full Of Good People.
It Will Help Him Develop A Positive Attitude And He Too In Turn Will Feel Motivated To Be Good.”
Mind Mantra – Whatever Emotion You Infuse Into The World, It Will Further Spread. If You Do Good, Goodness Will Spread. If You Do Bad, Negativity Will Spread.
Realize You Are A Very Powerful Source Of Energy.
Your Good Or Bad Will Come Back To You Magnified. Not In The Ways You Want It, And Probably Not In The Ways You Can Understand It. But It Will Come Back.
Pappu hospital me 1 nurse se "I
LOVE YOU" Tumne mera dil chura
liya,
Nurse (sharmakar):" Chal jhuthe
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dil ko to
Haath bhi nahi lagaya..
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Hamne to "KIDNEY" churai hai..
Rahul mahato
एक बेटी ने जिद पकड़ ली "पापा मुझे साइकिल चाहिये ! .. .. पापा ने कहा अगले महीने दिवाली पर जरुर साईकल लाउंगा ! प्रॉमिस ! . . एक महीने बाद... पापा , मुझे साइकिल चाहिये , आपने प्रॉमिस किया था ... ! . . वह चुप रहा ... शाम को दफ्तर से लौटा बेटी तितली की तरह खुश हुई व़ाह ! थॅंक्स पापा , मेरी साइकिल के लिये अगले दिन.... पापा ! आपकी उंगली की सोने की अंगूठी कहाँ गई .? . . बेटा ! सच बोलूँगा ... कल ही बेच दी तुम्हारी साइकिल के लिये .....! . . बेटी रोते हुए , पापा, ! पैसों की इतनी दिक्कत थी तो मत लाते ..... . . नहीं खरीदता तो मेरी प्रॉमिस टूटती तुम्हे फिर मेरे किसी वादे पे विश्वास नहीं होता . तुम यही समझती कि "प्रॉमिस तोड़ने के लिये किये जाते है !" . . मेरी अंगूठी दूसरी आ जायेगी मगर "टूटा हुवा विश्वास छूटा हुवा बचपन दोबारा नहीं लौटेंगे !" जाओ ! साइकल चलाओ !.... । अपने से ज्यादा अपनी बेटी की ख़ुशी चाहने वाले पिता के लिये।
Story of M.A.T.H.S ...
Aaj se 300 saal pehle MATH bohot
masoom aur pyara tha.
Ek din kuch badmash students ne
MATHko
bohot mara yahan tak ki Math ki
aakhri Sans thi marte marte sab
students ko badua de gyi.
Aur Ye keh ker is dunia se chala gya k
mein to ja raha hoon lekin MATHS
M = Meri
A = Aatma
T = Tumhe
H = Hamesha
S = Satayegi
Aaj bhi math ki aatma bhatak rahi hai
aur saare students ko sata rahi hai aur
hamesha satati rahegi
One Day An 11 Year Old Girl Asked Her Daddy, ”What Are You Going To Get Me For My 15th Birthday ?”
The Father Replied,”There Is Much Time Left.”
When The Girl Was 14 She Fainted And Was Rushed To The Hospital. The Doctor Came Out And Told Her Dad She Had A Bad Heart & She Is Probably Gonna Die…
When She Was Lying In The Hospital Bed, She Said “Daddy… Have They Told You I Am Going To Die ?” The Father Replied; “No You Will Live” As He Left Weeping.
She Said “How Can You Be Sure.” He Turned Around From The Door And Said”I Know.”
She Turns 15 When She Is Recovering And Comes Home To Find A Letter On Her Bed. It Says : ”My Dearest Daughter, If You Are Reading This It Means All Went Well As I Told You. One Day You Asked Me What I Was Giving You For Your 15th Birthday, I Didn’t Know Then But Now My Present To You Is MY HEART.”
Her Father Had Donated His Heart … !
LESSON: He Makes Many Silent Sacrifice For Us....Tell Your Father How Much You Love Him!
Heart Touching....!
Kabhi pehli baar school jaane mein
darr lagta tha,
Aaj har rasta khud hi chunte hai..!!
Kabhi mummy-papa ki har baat
sacchi lagti thi,
Aaj unhi se jhooth bolte hai..!!
Kabhi chhoti si chot kitna rulati
thi,
Aaj dil toot jata hai phir bi sambhal
jaate hai..!!
Pehle dost bas saath khelne tak
yaad rehte the,
Aaj kuch dost jaan se zyada pyare
lagte hai..!!
Ek din tension ka meaning maa se
puchna padta tha,
Or aaj tension soulmate lagta
hai..!!
Ek din tha jab pal mein ladna, pal
mein manana to roz ka kam tha,
Aaj ek baar jo juda hue toh rishte
tak kho jate hai..!!
Sachi, zindagi ne bahut kuch sikha
diya..!!
Na jaane rabb ne humko itna jaldi
bada kyun bana Diya.....!
MAA : Beta Ager Meri Ankhain
Kharab Ho jaye to
tum kya karo ge?
Beta : Maa tumhain sheher
lejaon ga wahan ilaaj
kerwaon ga MAA : Ager phir bhi theek
nahui tou?... ...
Beta : Maa main paisay kharch
kerun ga tumhain
Bahir mulk le ja ker IlaaG
karwaon ga Maa has padi :)
Beta : Acha Maa ager meri
Ankhain kharab ho
jayen to tum kya karogi?
MAA : Mere LaaL main tujhe
apni ankhain de dungi .. No One is
better than Mother
Plz take care of your MOthers
Love yOu MAA ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥
Ladka dost se :
yaar maine apni Girl Friend ko
Uski birthday pe apni behan ki
new diamond ring chori ker k gift de
di,
Dost (Thappad maar kar) :
kaminey Itni mehngi kharidi thi
maine
Ladka: saale marta kyun hai
tere ghar hi to wapis gayi hai
Ooh shit....
Ek tooti PREM kahani
Fark sirf itna sa hai
Uski barat gayi,
Iski mayat uthi.
Phool us par bhi the,
Phool is par bhi the.
Mehfil waha bhi thi,
Log yaha bhi the.
Wo doli pe thi,
Yeh janaze pe tha.
Unka hasna waha,
Inka rona yaha.
Saheliya uski bhi thi,
Dost iske bhi the.
Qazi udhar bhi the,
Molvi Idar bhi the.
Wo saj k gayi,
Ise sajaya gaya.
Wo uth k gayi,
Ise uthaya gaya.
Fark sirf itna sa hai,
USE APNAYA GAYA AUR ISE DAFNAYA GAYA.