Ek Din Unse Hum Bahut Door Chale Jayenge,
Satayengi Hamari Yadein Har Taraf Unhe
Or Wo Pareshan Ho Jayenge,
Charon Taraf Dekhenege Par Hum Na
Nazar Aayenge,
Jab Satayengi Hamari Yadein
Wo Hamse Milne Ko Betab Ho Jayenge
Wadiyon Se Poochenge Hamara Pata
Par Hum Kaha Unhe Mil Payenge,
Yaad Ayengi Unko Hamari Wafaein
Unki Aankhon Me Aansu Aa Jayenge,
Dhoondenge Wo Ek Pyar Bhare Ehsaas
Ko Samundar Rahe Bhale Hi Wo Pyase Reh Jayenge,
Ek Din Ham Unse Bahut Door Chale Jayenge
Kasamkhan
Tumhare rah badalne ki baat kis se karoon?
Main apne khuwab bikharne ki baat kis se karoon?
Abhi wo jaane-e-ghazal door hay nighahon se
Abhi main jaan se guzarne ki baat kis se karoon?
Abhi tau hijr ki tarikiyan hain dono taraf
Abhi main chaand nikalne ki baat kis se karoon?
Abhi tau ghamon se nidhaal hain sabhi
Abhi main tere bicharne ki baat kis se karoon?
Meri judai k gham koi bhi nahi sunta
Tumhare baad sulaghne ki baat kis se karoon?
BY-OR DHANDHAL
Hamara bhi tha koi chahne wala. Sanso me apni hame basane wala. Banana chahte the zindagi bhar ke liye unhe apna. Par khuda ko manjur na tha hamara ye sapna.
Khaali Kaaghaz Pe Hurf Sajaaya Karta Tha
Tanhaai Main Sheher Basaaya Karta Tha
Kaisa Paagal Shakhs Tha Saari Saari Raat
Deewaaron Ko Dard Sunaaya Karta Tha
Ro Deta Tha Aap Hi Apni Baaton Par
Aur Phir Khud Ko Aap Hansaaya Karta Tha
Jalnay Lagti Lahoo Main Judaai Tou Ro Daita
Tanhaaion Ki Khaak Uraaya Karta Tha
Chehray Say Tera Rog Chupaata Tou Hans Daita
Aankhon Main Teri Yaad Manaaya Karta Tha..
Wo koi aur nai mai tha
aur meri prem pratigya jo dur ho gai mere se
7 such Dunia ke!
1.Apki Ankhe apke sharir ka wo hiss hain jinhe aap sabun se nhi dho sakte
2.Aap apne Baal nhi gin sakte
3.Apki Zuban apke saare danto ko nhi chu sakti
4.Sirf bewkuf Log hi pt.3 ko try karenge
5.Aap muskura rhe ho kyuki apki Zuban apke danto ko chu sakti he
6.Aap hans rhe ho kyuki aap bewkuf bn chuke ho
7.Aap ise aage send karoge kyuki Aap maza lena chahte ho dusro ko bewkuf banakar...
agar Apne like nhi kiya to aap...
Gandhi Ji Ki Ek Rishtedar Aurat Ke Bete Par Qatal Ka Ilzam Laga.
Aurat Ne Gandhi Ji Se Request Ki Ke Mere Begunah Bete Ko Bacha Lo.
Gandhi Ji Ne Muqadma Lada Aur Ladke Ko Bacha Liya
Aurat Badi Khush Hui, Par Usne Ek Sawal Kiya.
Aurat: “Aaj To Aap Hain Jo Bacha Liya, Kal Jab Aap Nahi Honge To Hum Bekasoor Logo Ko Kon Bachayega?”
Gandhi Ji Ne Muskurate Hue Bahut Hi Khubsoorat Jawab Diya
“Note Pe Lagi Meri Photo“
Ek tooti PREM kahani
Fark sirf itna sa hai
Uski barat gayi,
Iski mayat uthi.
Phool us par bhi the,
Phool is par bhi the.
Mehfil waha bhi thi,
Log yaha bhi the.
Wo doli pe thi,
Yeh janaze pe tha.
Unka hasna waha,
Inka rona yaha.
Saheliya uski bhi thi,
Dost iske bhi the.
Qazi udhar bhi the,
Molvi Idar bhi the.
Wo saj k gayi,
Ise sajaya gaya.
Wo uth k gayi,
Ise uthaya gaya.
Fark sirf itna sa hai,
USE APNAYA GAYA AUR ISE DAFNAYA GAYA
Girls College me Strike ho gayi,
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Sabhi girls Naare Laga rahi hai...
Boys bhi pichhe khade reh kar Girls
ka saath de
rahe the..
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Girls Naare lagate huye.."HAMARI
MAANGE"
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Piche se Awaaz Aayi,
"SINDUR SE BHARO"
"SINDUR SE BHARO...."
rahul mahato
बिटिया बड़ी हो गयी, एक रोज उसने बड़े सहज भाव में अपने पिता से पूछा - "पापा, क्या मैंने आपको कभी रुलाया" ?
पिता ने कहा -"हाँ "
उसने बड़े आश्चर्य से पूछा - "कब" ?
पिता ने बताया - 'उस समय तुम करीब एक साल की थीं, घुटनों पर सरकती थीं। मैंने तुम्हारे सामने पैसे, पेन और खिलौना रख दिया क्योंकि मैं ये देखना चाहता था कि, तुम तीनों में से किसे उठाती हो तुम्हारा चुनाव मुझे बताता कि, बड़ी होकर तुम किसे अधिक महत्व देतीं। जैसे पैसे मतलब संपत्ति, पेन मतलब बुद्धि और खिलौना मतलब आनंद।
मैंने ये सब बहुत सहजता से लेकिन उत्सुकतावश किया था क्योंकि मुझे सिर्फ तुम्हारा चुनाव देखना था।
तुम एक जगह स्थिर बैठीं टुकुर टुकुर उन तीनों वस्तुओं को देख रहीं थीं। मैं तुम्हारे सामने उन वस्तुओं की दूसरी ओर खामोश बैठा बस तुम्हें ही देख रहा था। तुम घुटनों और हाथों के बल सरकती आगे बढ़ीं, मैं अपनी श्वांस रोके तुम्हें ही देख रहा था और क्षण भर में ही तुमने तीनों वस्तुओं को आजू बाजू सरका दिया और उन्हें पार करती हुई आकर सीधे मेरी गोद में बैठ गयीं। मुझे ध्यान ही नहीं रहा कि, उन तीनों वस्तुओं के अलावा तुम्हारा एक चुनाव मैं भी तो हो सकता था। तभी तुम्हारा तीन साल का भाई आया ओर पैसे उठाकर चला गया,
वो पहली और आखरी बार था बेटा जब, तुमने मुझे रुलाया और बहुत रुलाया...
भगवान की दी हुई सबसे अनमोल धरोहर है बेटी...
क्या खूब लिखा है एक पिता ने...
हमें तो सुख मे साथी चाहिये दुख मे तो हमारी बेटी अकेली ही काफी है… . पोस्ट पसंद आया हो तो शेयर जरूर करें.......
Maa: Beta Ager Meri Ankhain
Kharab Ho jaye to tum kya karo ge? Beta: Maa tumhain sheher le jaon
ga wahan ilaaz kerwaon ga. Maa: Ager phir bhi theek na hui tou? Beta: Maa main paisay kharch kerun ga
tumhain Bahir mulk le ja ker Ilaaz karwaon ga.. Maa hass padi..!! Beta: Acha Maa ager meri Ankhain kharab ho
jayen to tum kya karogi? Maa: Mere Lal, main tujhe apni ankhain de dungi..
No One is better than Mother!!
By: "V@ruN"
“Last Call”
Kal hamesha ki tarah us nay kaha yeh phone per
mai bahut masroof hoon mujhko bahut say kaam hain
is liye tum ao milnay, mai tu asakti nahin
har riwayat tor kar is bar mainay kah diya
tum jo ho masroof tu mai bhi bahut masroof hoon
tum jo ho mashhoor tu mai bhi bahut maroof hoon
tum agar gamgin ho mai bhi bahut ranjore hoon
tum thakan say choor ho tu mai bhi thakan say choor hoon
jaan-e-man hai wakt mera bhi bahut hi keemti
Ghar ki bani desi ghee ki mithai or
Parathe lekar
Ma-Baap college me padh rahe
Bete se milne gaye..
Unhe saade kapdo me dekh k 1
Ladki ne pucha
"Who r they.?"
Ladke ne kaha
"They r d servants from my village"
Ma-Baap ki aankho me khushi k aansu aa gaye..
Humara beta aab angreji bolne laga he.
A 6 Yr Old Boy Was In The Market With His 4 Yr Old Sister. Suddenly The Boy Found That His Sister Was Lagging Behind.
He Stopped And Looked Back. His Sister Was Standing In Front Of A Toy Shop And Was Watching Something With Great Interest.
The Boy Went Back To Her And Asked, “Do You Want Something?” The Sister Pointed At The Doll. The Boy Held Her Hand And Like A Responsible Elder Brother, Gave That Doll To Her. The Sister Was Very Very Happy…
The Shopkeeper Was Watching Everything And Getting Amused To See The Matured Behaviour Of The Boy…
Now The Boy Came To The Counter And Asked The Shopkeeper, “What Is The Cost Of This Doll, Sir? !”
The Shopkeeper Was A Cool Man And Had Experienced The Odds Of Life. So He Asked The Boy With A Lot Of Love & Affection, “Well, What Can You Pay?”
The Boy Took Out All The Shells That He Had Collected From Sea Shore, From His Pocket And Gave Them To The Shopkeeper. The Shopkeeper Took The Shells And Started Counting As If He Were Counting The Currency. Then He Looked At The Boy. The Boy Asked Him Worriedly, “Is It Less?”
The Shopkeeper Said, “No, No… These Are More Than The Cost. So I Will Return The Remaining.” Saying So, He Kept Only 4 Shells With Him And Returned The Remaining.
The Boy, Very Happily Kept Those Shells Back In His Pocket And Went Away With His Sister.
A Servant In That Shop Got Very Surprised Watching All These. He Asked His Master, “Sir ! You Gave Away Such A Costly Doll Just For 4 Shells ???”
The Shopkeeper Said With A Smile, “Well, For Us These Are Mere Shells.
But For That Boy, These Shells Are Very Precious. And At This Age He Does Not Understand What Money Is, But When He Will Grow Up, He Definitely Will. And When He Would Remember That He Purchased A Doll With The Shells Instead Of Money, He Will Remember Me And Think That World Is Full Of Good People.
It Will Help Him Develop A Positive Attitude And He Too In Turn Will Feel Motivated To Be Good.”
Mind Mantra – Whatever Emotion You Infuse Into The World, It Will Further Spread. If You Do Good, Goodness Will Spread. If You Do Bad, Negativity Will Spread.
Realize You Are A Very Powerful Source Of Energy.
Your Good Or Bad Will Come Back To You Magnified. Not In The Ways You Want It, And Probably Not In The Ways You Can Understand It. But It Will Come Back.
..Must read..
Pappu ki master se hui ladai
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Master ne ki Pappu ki dhulai
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Pappu ka garam hua khoon
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Gaya kabristan ar kabar pe master ke
photo tang k likh diya
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COMING SOON
by rahul mahato
Tum dil ki baatein kya samjho
Tum Dil ka lagana kya jano,
Tum Aag lagana sikh gaye
Tum Aag bujhana kya jano,
Ek Baar agr tum rooth gaye
Hum tum ko mana hi lenge par
Hum tum se kabhi jo rooth gaye
Tum hamko manana kya jano,
Kuch saath chale kuch chhor gaye
Saathi to banate rahte ho
Tum saath nibhana kya jano.
Pappu:" Raat ko hostle mein Light
jane ke
baad candle leke toilet ja raha tha
bechara..
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. Koi kambakhat phoonk maar kar
keh gaya..!!
Happy Birthday To You...
Happy Birthday To You...
Batao yaar Emergency ke waqt bhi
mazak..!!! .
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Dost Saale...
16-25 Year ki ladki Football ki tarah
hoti hai
"1 ke pichhe 22 log"
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26-35 Year ki ladki Cricket ball ki tarah
hoti
hai
"1 ke hath aati hai baaki sab taali
bajate
hain"
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36-45 Year ki ladki Tenniss ball ki
tarah hoti
hai
"1 kahta hai tu rakh, dusra kahta hai tu
rakh"
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45 Year ke baad Golf baal ki tarah hoti
hai
"Jitni door jaaye utna achha lagta
hai...
Agree.. ???