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Who. said Alcohol is harmful ??? - 2 Rounds Of Brandy 30 Minutes Before Meal, Helps Digestion. - 1 Glass Of Beer After Waking Up, Helps Activate Internal Organs. - 1 Round Of Scotch Whiskey Before Sleep, Avoids Heart Attacks. - 1 Glass Of Wine Before Bath, Reduces Blood Pressure. - 2 Pegs Of Vodka Before Every Meeting, Helps Quick Decisions. Pass It To All You Care. Kindness Costs Nothing..!!! CHEERS..!!!*bee r*

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Suraj chand sitare sab mujhse jalte hen sagar badal barsat mujhse ye kehete hen tu kise chahta he, tu kese jita he, tu kitna rota he, q itna pitahe, usse yaad karta he,kya hua he tera , bas itna to bota k wo koun he jispe tu marta hei, aur hame bhul k haste haste pagal bana phirta hei.l

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Movies Titles Related To Engg Students: Exams – Socha Na Tha Classes – Kabhi Kabhi Question Papers – Na Tum Jano Na Hum Copying – Yaarana Maths 2 – Asambhav Maths 1 – Mission Impossible Environmental Sciences – Pyaar Mein Kabhi Kabhi 1st Semester – Kuch To Hai 2nd semester – Ye Kya Ho Raha Hai Distinction – Kal Ho Na Ho 1st Class – Raju Ban Gaya Gentleman 2nd Class – Dil Mange More Fail – Phir Milenge.. Waris ali

8 years ago

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Ek Din Unse Hum Bahut Door Chale Jayenge, Satayengi Hamari Yadein Har Taraf Unhe Or Wo Pareshan Ho Jayenge, Charon Taraf Dekhenege Par Hum Na Nazar Aayenge, Jab Satayengi Hamari Yadein Wo Hamse Milne Ko Betab Ho Jayenge Wadiyon Se Poochenge Hamara Pata Par Hum Kaha Unhe Mil Payenge, Yaad Ayengi Unko Hamari Wafaein Unki Aankhon Me Aansu Aa Jayenge, Dhoondenge Wo Ek Pyar Bhare Ehsaas Ko Samundar Rahe Bhale Hi Wo Pyase Reh Jayenge, Ek Din Ham Unse Bahut Door Chale Jayenge Kasamkhan

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Gandhi Ji Ki Ek Rishtedar Aurat Ke Bete Par Qatal Ka Ilzam Laga. Aurat Ne Gandhi Ji Se Request Ki Ke Mere Begunah Bete Ko Bacha Lo. Gandhi Ji Ne Muqadma Lada Aur Ladke Ko Bacha Liya Aurat Badi Khush Hui, Par Usne Ek Sawal Kiya. Aurat: “Aaj To Aap Hain Jo Bacha Liya, Kal Jab Aap Nahi Honge To Hum Bekasoor Logo Ko Kon Bachayega?” Gandhi Ji Ne Muskurate Hue Bahut Hi Khubsoorat Jawab Diya “Note Pe Lagi Meri Photo“

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Ladka dost se : yaar maine apni Girl Friend ko Uski birthday pe apni behan ki new diamond ring chori ker k gift de di, Dost (Thappad maar kar) : kaminey Itni mehngi kharidi thi maine Ladka: saale marta kyun hai tere ghar hi to wapis gayi hai Ooh shit....

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Girls College me Strike ho gayi, . . . . . Sabhi girls Naare Laga rahi hai... Boys bhi pichhe khade reh kar Girls ka saath de rahe the.. . . . . . Girls Naare lagate huye.."HAMARI MAANGE" . . . . Piche se Awaaz Aayi, "SINDUR SE BHARO" "SINDUR SE BHARO...." rahul mahato

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Asuon Ke Chalne Ki Awaz Nehi Hoti Dil Ke Tootne Ki Ahaat Nehin Hoti Agar Hota Khuda Ko Har Dard Ka Ehsas To Use Dard Dene Ki Adat Nehin Hoti……

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Main Hi Wafa Nibha Na Saka, Tujhe Chaha Mgr Bata Na Saka, Teri Judai Me Subho Sham Roye Bahut, Haan Mgr Tere Samne Anshu Baha Na Saka, Tujhe Chaha Maine Saari Duniya Se Jyada Haan Mgr Teri Dehliz Pe Sar jhuka Na Saka, Upar Wale Ne Likh Di Thi Judai Judai ki Lakir Haath Se Mita Na Saka, Tere Baad Bahut Aayi Khushiyan Mgr Kisi Bhi Khushi Par Muskura Na Saka, Ek Hi Baat Rulati Hai Subho Sham Jisko Chaha Usko Pa Na Saka...

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Ghar ki bani desi ghee ki mithai or Parathe lekar Ma-Baap college me padh rahe Bete se milne gaye.. Unhe saade kapdo me dekh k 1 Ladki ne pucha "Who r they.?" Ladke ne kaha "They r d servants from my village" Ma-Baap ki aankho me khushi k aansu aa gaye.. Humara beta aab angreji bolne laga he.

8 years ago

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Hamara bhi tha koi chahne wala. Sanso me apni hame basane wala. Banana chahte the zindagi bhar ke liye unhe apna. Par khuda ko manjur na tha hamara ye sapna.

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Khaali Kaaghaz Pe Hurf Sajaaya Karta Tha Tanhaai Main Sheher Basaaya Karta Tha Kaisa Paagal Shakhs Tha Saari Saari Raat Deewaaron Ko Dard Sunaaya Karta Tha Ro Deta Tha Aap Hi Apni Baaton Par Aur Phir Khud Ko Aap Hansaaya Karta Tha Jalnay Lagti Lahoo Main Judaai Tou Ro Daita Tanhaaion Ki Khaak Uraaya Karta Tha Chehray Say Tera Rog Chupaata Tou Hans Daita Aankhon Main Teri Yaad Manaaya Karta Tha.. Wo koi aur nai mai tha aur meri prem pratigya jo dur ho gai mere se

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After Exam: 1st Benchers : Paper tough tha, par 95 to pakke hai, ...2nd Benchers : Arey yaar ek question to fir bhi reh hi gaya, 3rd Benchers : Pass ho jaunga bas itna pata hai 4th Benchers : Waat lag gayi yaar mai to pakka fail hu, Last benchers : "Abe Paper ko maar goli, Madam kya maal thi, Samajh hi nahi aa raha tha paper ko dekhu ya madam ko":P =D:D :P Djsumit

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Tum dil ki baatein kya samjho Tum Dil ka lagana kya jano, Tum Aag lagana sikh gaye Tum Aag bujhana kya jano, Ek Baar agr tum rooth gaye Hum tum ko mana hi lenge par Hum tum se kabhi jo rooth gaye Tum hamko manana kya jano, Kuch saath chale kuch chhor gaye Saathi to banate rahte ho Tum saath nibhana kya jano.

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A 6 Yr Old Boy Was In The Market With His 4 Yr Old Sister. Suddenly The Boy Found That His Sister Was Lagging Behind.

He Stopped And Looked Back. His Sister Was Standing In Front Of A Toy Shop And Was Watching Something With Great Interest.

The Boy Went Back To Her And Asked, “Do You Want Something?” The Sister Pointed At The Doll. The Boy Held Her Hand And Like A Responsible Elder Brother, Gave That Doll To Her. The Sister Was Very Very Happy…

The Shopkeeper Was Watching Everything And Getting Amused To See The Matured Behaviour Of The Boy…

Now The Boy Came To The Counter And Asked The Shopkeeper, “What Is The Cost Of This Doll, Sir? !”

The Shopkeeper Was A Cool Man And Had Experienced The Odds Of Life. So He Asked The Boy With A Lot Of Love & Affection, “Well, What Can You Pay?”

The Boy Took Out All The Shells That He Had Collected From Sea Shore, From His Pocket And Gave Them To The Shopkeeper. The Shopkeeper Took The Shells And Started Counting As If He Were Counting The Currency. Then He Looked At The Boy. The Boy Asked Him Worriedly, “Is It Less?”

The Shopkeeper Said, “No, No… These Are More Than The Cost. So I Will Return The Remaining.” Saying So, He Kept Only 4 Shells With Him And Returned The Remaining.

The Boy, Very Happily Kept Those Shells Back In His Pocket And Went Away With His Sister.

A Servant In That Shop Got Very Surprised Watching All These. He Asked His Master, “Sir ! You Gave Away Such A Costly Doll Just For 4 Shells ???”

The Shopkeeper Said With A Smile, “Well, For Us These Are Mere Shells.

But For That Boy, These Shells Are Very Precious. And At This Age He Does Not Understand What Money Is, But When He Will Grow Up, He Definitely Will. And When He Would Remember That He Purchased A Doll With The Shells Instead Of Money, He Will Remember Me And Think That World Is Full Of Good People.

It Will Help Him Develop A Positive Attitude And He Too In Turn Will Feel Motivated To Be Good.”

Mind Mantra – Whatever Emotion You Infuse Into The World, It Will Further Spread. If You Do Good, Goodness Will Spread. If You Do Bad, Negativity Will Spread.

Realize You Are A Very Powerful Source Of Energy.

Your Good Or Bad Will Come Back To You Magnified. Not In The Ways You Want It, And Probably Not In The Ways You Can Understand It. But It Will Come Back.

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Keep Your Circle Positive...

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Santa Jab Chota Tha To Hamesha School Mein Usko Galtiyon Ki Wajah Se Maar Padti Rahti Thi. Ek Din Homework Na Karne Ki Wajah Se Teacher Use Daant Raha Tha. Teacher: “Sach-Sach Bata Homework Kyun Nahi Kiya, Nahi To Chaddi Uttar Ke Maarunga” Santa Ne Bade Bholepan Se Jawab Diya. Santa: “Sir, Jab Galti Meri Hai Fir Aap Kyu Chaddi Utaroge?“

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Tumhare rah badalne ki baat kis se karoon? Main apne khuwab bikharne ki baat kis se karoon? Abhi wo jaane-e-ghazal door hay nighahon se Abhi main jaan se guzarne ki baat kis se karoon? Abhi tau hijr ki tarikiyan hain dono taraf Abhi main chaand nikalne ki baat kis se karoon? Abhi tau ghamon se nidhaal hain sabhi Abhi main tere bicharne ki baat kis se karoon? Meri judai k gham koi bhi nahi sunta Tumhare baad sulaghne ki baat kis se karoon? BY-OR DHANDHAL

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16-25 Year ki ladki Football ki tarah hoti hai "1 ke pichhe 22 log" . 26-35 Year ki ladki Cricket ball ki tarah hoti hai "1 ke hath aati hai baaki sab taali bajate hain" . 36-45 Year ki ladki Tenniss ball ki tarah hoti hai "1 kahta hai tu rakh, dusra kahta hai tu rakh" . 45 Year ke baad Golf baal ki tarah hoti hai "Jitni door jaaye utna achha lagta hai... Agree.. ???

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Zindgi me7 kaam aasan hai. Aur muskil bhi. . . 1) dosti krna asan, par nibhana muskil.. 2) pyaar krna asaan par pana muskil.. 3) Bharosa todna aasan par krna muskil.. 4) yaad krna aasan par bhulana muskil.. 5) jhut bolna aasan par sach sunana muskil.. 6) kisi ko rulana aasan par hsana muskil.. 7) kisi k begair marna aasan par jina muskil....

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Boy:"kya tum facebook use karti ho.. ?? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Girl:"nahi mai bachpan se hi gori hu...

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