Suraj chand sitare sab mujhse jalte hen
sagar badal barsat mujhse ye kehete hen tu kise chahta he, tu kese jita he, tu kitna rota he, q itna pitahe, usse yaad karta he,kya hua he tera , bas itna to bota k wo koun he jispe tu marta hei, aur hame bhul k haste haste pagal bana phirta hei.l
Ladka dost se :
yaar maine apni Girl Friend ko
Uski birthday pe apni behan ki
new diamond ring chori ker k gift de
di,
Dost (Thappad maar kar) :
kaminey Itni mehngi kharidi thi
maine
Ladka: saale marta kyun hai
tere ghar hi to wapis gayi hai
Ooh shit....
Bachapan ka zamana hota tha,
khushion ka khajana hota tha,
chahat chand ko pakadne ki hoti thi.
Dil titli ka dewana hota tha,
thak har ke school se aana par khelne bhi jana hota tha,
papa ki dant galti par
mummy ka manana hota tha.
dadi ki kahani hoti thi
parion ka fasana hota tha,
rone ki wajah na hoti thi,
na hasane ka bahana hota tha.
Har khel me sathi hote the ,
Har mausam suhana hota tha.
AB NAHI RAHI WOH JINDAGI ,
AISA BACHAPAN KA ZAMANA HOTA THA.
Swee2
*जलाराम एक बहुत बड़े दानवीर थे। उनकी ये एक खास बात थी कि जब वो दान देने के लिए हाथ आगे बढ़ाते तो अपनी नज़रें नीचे झुका लेते थे।*
*ये बात सभी को अजीब लगती थी कि ये जलाराम कैसे दानवीर हैं। ये दान भी देते हैं और इन्हें शर्म भी आती है।*
*ये बात जब कबीर जी तक पहुँची तो उन्होंने जलाराम को चार पंक्तियाँ लिख भेजीं जिसमें लिखा था* -
*ऐसी देनी देन जु* *कित सीखे हो सेन।* *ज्यों ज्यों कर ऊँचौ करौ* *त्यों त्यों नीचे नैन।।*
*इसका मतलब था कि जलाराम तुम ऐसा दान देना कहाँ से सीखे हो? जैसे जैसे तुम्हारे हाथ ऊपर उठते हैं वैसे वैसे तुम्हारी नज़रें तुम्हारे नैन नीचे क्यूँ झुक जाते हैं?*
*जलाराम ने इसके बदले में जो जवाब दिया वो जवाब इतना गजब का था कि जिसने भी सुना वो जलाराम का कायल हो गया।* *इतना प्यारा जवाब आज तक किसी ने किसी को नहीं दिया।*
*जलाराम ने जवाब में लिखा* -
*देनहार कोई और है* *भेजत जो दिन रैन।* *लोग भरम हम पर करैं* *तासौं नीचे नैन।।*
*मतलब, देने वाला तो कोई और है वो मालिक है वो परमात्मा है वो दिन रात भेज रहा है। परन्तु लोग ये समझते हैं कि मैं दे रहा हूँ जलाराम दे रहा है। ये सोच कर मुझे शर्म आ जाती है और मेरी आँखें नीचे झुक जाती हैं।*:pray::pray:
MAA : Beta Ager Meri Ankhain
Kharab Ho jaye to
tum kya karo ge?
Beta : Maa tumhain sheher
lejaon ga wahan ilaaj
kerwaon ga MAA : Ager phir bhi theek
nahui tou?... ...
Beta : Maa main paisay kharch
kerun ga tumhain
Bahir mulk le ja ker IlaaG
karwaon ga Maa has padi :)
Beta : Acha Maa ager meri
Ankhain kharab ho
jayen to tum kya karogi?
MAA : Mere LaaL main tujhe
apni ankhain de dungi .. No One is
better than Mother
Plz take care of your MOthers
Love yOu MAA ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥
Ek tooti PREM kahani
Fark sirf itna sa hai
Uski barat gayi,
Iski mayat uthi.
Phool us par bhi the,
Phool is par bhi the.
Mehfil waha bhi thi,
Log yaha bhi the.
Wo doli pe thi,
Yeh janaze pe tha.
Unka hasna waha,
Inka rona yaha.
Saheliya uski bhi thi,
Dost iske bhi the.
Qazi udhar bhi the,
Molvi Idar bhi the.
Wo saj k gayi,
Ise sajaya gaya.
Wo uth k gayi,
Ise uthaya gaya.
Fark sirf itna sa hai,
USE APNAYA GAYA AUR ISE DAFNAYA GAYA
rue love ki 8 nishaniya
1: aap unke sms baar baar padhte hai
2: aap unke samne aane se hichkichate hai
3: jab bhi aap unke baare me sochte ho to
aapka dil or tezz dhadkta hai
4: aap muskurate hai jab aapunki aawaz
sunte hai
6: aap unke liye kuch b kar sakte hai
7: ye post padhte waqt aapke dimag mai
unka hi khayal hai
8: Aur aap unko sochne mai itna kho gaye ho
ki aapko ye b nahi pata ki POINT NO. 5
missing hai
so u r in love
SAD STORY...
LADKA aur LADKI car me khamosi
se
ja rahe the....
LADKA 1 Letter LADKI
ko deta hai LADKI Letter Padhne
se
pehle hi LADKE ko kheti hai
ki,Mujhe
aab tum se pyar nahi hai,Mai
tumhe chhod
rahi hu.
Achanak ek tez raftar wali car
unki
car se takra gai LADKA usi waqt
mar gaya,
LADKKI bach gayi phir LADKI ne
wo Letter khola
to uske ANKHON se ANSU gir pade.
US Letter me likha
tha "JIS DIN TUM MUJHE CHHOD
DOGI USI WAQT HI
MAI MAR JAUONGA"
Humari B Thi Ek Kahani
Humari B Thi Ek Hasti
Purani
Kandhe Pe Tha 2sto Ka Hath
Sara Jag Jeet Lete Esa Tha Yaro Ka Sath
Sath Baithkar Krte The
Masti
Jb Samosa Tha 2Rupe Or Chai Thi Sasti
2sto Ke Liye Kiya Bachpan Kurban
Aaj Wo Bn Baithe Is Dhdkn Ki Jaan
Choti se Choti Bato Ko Dil Se Lagaya
Fir B Kamino Ne Jate2 Khub Hansaya
Pathai Ka To Sirf Ek Bahana Tha
School M To 2sto Se Milne Jana Tha
Marne Se Phle 2sto Ek Wada Nibhana
Mri Kbr Pr AkR Khna
"YAAR"UTH KL MOVI DEKHNE TIME PR ANA!
One Day An 11 Year Old Girl Asked Her Daddy, ”What Are You Going To Get Me For My 15th Birthday ?”
The Father Replied,”There Is Much Time Left.”
When The Girl Was 14 She Fainted And Was Rushed To The Hospital. The Doctor Came Out And Told Her Dad She Had A Bad Heart & She Is Probably Gonna Die…
When She Was Lying In The Hospital Bed, She Said “Daddy… Have They Told You I Am Going To Die ?” The Father Replied; “No You Will Live” As He Left Weeping.
She Said “How Can You Be Sure.” He Turned Around From The Door And Said”I Know.”
She Turns 15 When She Is Recovering And Comes Home To Find A Letter On Her Bed. It Says : ”My Dearest Daughter, If You Are Reading This It Means All Went Well As I Told You. One Day You Asked Me What I Was Giving You For Your 15th Birthday, I Didn’t Know Then But Now My Present To You Is MY HEART.”
Her Father Had Donated His Heart … !
LESSON: He Makes Many Silent Sacrifice For Us....Tell Your Father How Much You Love Him!
16-25 Year ki ladki Football ki tarah
hoti hai
"1 ke pichhe 22 log"
.
26-35 Year ki ladki Cricket ball ki tarah
hoti
hai
"1 ke hath aati hai baaki sab taali
bajate
hain"
.
36-45 Year ki ladki Tenniss ball ki
tarah hoti
hai
"1 kahta hai tu rakh, dusra kahta hai tu
rakh"
.
45 Year ke baad Golf baal ki tarah hoti
hai
"Jitni door jaaye utna achha lagta
hai...
Agree.. ???
Hamara bhi tha koi chahne wala. Sanso me apni hame basane wala. Banana chahte the zindagi bhar ke liye unhe apna. Par khuda ko manjur na tha hamara ye sapna.
Tum dil ki baatein kya samjho
Tum Dil ka lagana kya jano,
Tum Aag lagana sikh gaye
Tum Aag bujhana kya jano,
Ek Baar agr tum rooth gaye
Hum tum ko mana hi lenge par
Hum tum se kabhi jo rooth gaye
Tum hamko manana kya jano,
Kuch saath chale kuch chhor gaye
Saathi to banate rahte ho
Tum saath nibhana kya jano.
Ek Din Unse Hum Bahut Door Chale Jayenge,
Satayengi Hamari Yadein Har Taraf Unhe
Or Wo Pareshan Ho Jayenge,
Charon Taraf Dekhenege Par Hum Na
Nazar Aayenge,
Jab Satayengi Hamari Yadein
Wo Hamse Milne Ko Betab Ho Jayenge
Wadiyon Se Poochenge Hamara Pata
Par Hum Kaha Unhe Mil Payenge,
Yaad Ayengi Unko Hamari Wafaein
Unki Aankhon Me Aansu Aa Jayenge,
Dhoondenge Wo Ek Pyar Bhare Ehsaas
Ko Samundar Rahe Bhale Hi Wo Pyase Reh Jayenge,
Ek Din Ham Unse Bahut Door Chale Jayenge
Kasamkhan
Chhoti si love story..!!
Ek dada aur dadi ne
Apni jawani ke dino ko fir se yaad kar ke manane ka socha,
Un hone faisla kiya ke hum phir darya kinare milenge
Dada subha jaldi uth kar tayyar ho ke
gulab le kar phoche par dadi nahi aayi..
Dada gusse me ghar pahoch,
tum aayi nahi, main intzar karta raha thmara
Dadi ne sharma kar kaha
maa ne jane nahi diya..!!
Ek Ladki apne BF k sath Ghoom
Rahi thi.. .
.
.
Itne me us ka
husband aa gaya aur uske BF Ko
pitne
... ... laga..
Ladki- Maar saale Ko
Apni biwi ghumaata nahi h,
Aur dusro
ki biwi gumaane le aata hai...
.
.
.
(itne me BF josh me
husband ko marne laga)
.
.
.
Ladki - Maar saale Ko, na khud
ghumaane le jata hai,
na kisi aur ko ghumaane deta
hai...
By-rahul mahato
Gandhi Ji Ki Ek Rishtedar Aurat Ke Bete Par Qatal Ka Ilzam Laga.
Aurat Ne Gandhi Ji Se Request Ki Ke Mere Begunah Bete Ko Bacha Lo.
Gandhi Ji Ne Muqadma Lada Aur Ladke Ko Bacha Liya
Aurat Badi Khush Hui, Par Usne Ek Sawal Kiya.
Aurat: “Aaj To Aap Hain Jo Bacha Liya, Kal Jab Aap Nahi Honge To Hum Bekasoor Logo Ko Kon Bachayega?”
Gandhi Ji Ne Muskurate Hue Bahut Hi Khubsoorat Jawab Diya
“Note Pe Lagi Meri Photo“