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Monogamy is the Western custom of one wife and hardly any mistresses.

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If I was your wife Sir, I'd poison you! Madam, if you were my wife, I'd let you!

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There is one thing more exasperating than a wife who can cook and won't, and that's a wife who can't cook and will.

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When I saw my wife again standing by the tracks as the train came in by the piled logs at the station, I wished I had died before I had ever loved anyone but her.

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Literature is a splendid mistress, but a bad wife.

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The wife, where danger or dishonour lurks, Safest and seemliest by her husband stays, Who guards her, or with her the worst endures.

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My wife went off with Elvis.

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Should I ever marry, Watson, I should hope to inspire my wife with some feeling which would prevent her from being walked off by a housekeeper when my corpse was lying within a few yards of her.

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I crave fit disposition for my wife; Due reference of place, and exhibition; With such accommodation, and besort, As levels with her breeding.

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The unhappiness of a wife with a good husband is much more devastating than the unhappiness of a wife with a bad husband.

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I think you need to have people around you who can remind you that, actually, what you just said makes no sense. Fortunately, I have my wife to do that continually.

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You lie, in faith; for you are call'd plain Kate, And bonny Kate and sometimes Kate the curst; But Kate, the prettiest Kate in Christendom Kate of Kate Hall, my super-dainty Kate, For dainties are all Kates, and therefore, Kate, Take this of me, Kate of my consolation; Hearing thy mildness praised in every town, Thy virtues spoke of, and thy beauty sounded, Yet not so deeply as to thee belongs, Myself am moved to woo thee for my wife.

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UXORIOUSNESS, n. A perverted affection that has strayed to one's own wife.

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My first wife was a theater person.

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Don't say 'wife.' I'm your mistress. Wife's such an ugly word. Your 'permanent mistress' is so much more tangible and desirable… .

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My wife says I'm much happier when I'm not a regular on a TV show.

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He [Barack Obama] talked about a crisises and he was blaming the Republicans on this crisises. It's like me blaming my wife for my drinking. I don't se how this is the Republicans fault.

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The best thing about my family is my wife. She is a great first lady. I know that sounds not very objective, but that's how I feel. And she's also patient. Putting up with me requires a lot of patience.

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The Muse but serv'd to ease some friend, not wife, / To help me through this long disease, my life.

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I don't know the facts of when Joe Soptic's wife got sick or when she died.

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