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Koi Book Aisi Milti Jis Pe Dil Luta Dete Har Subject Ne Dimag Khaya Kisi 1 Ko Nipta Dete Ab Syllabs Dekh Kar Ye Sochte Hen K 1 Mahina Or Hota To Dunia Hila Detey.

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The Funniest Situation In Student Life When We Have No Idea What To Write In The Exam Paper N The Supervisor Comes And Says, "Please Cover Your Answer Sheet"

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Ye EXAM Ke Rishte bhi Ajeeb Hote Hain, Sab Apne Apne Naseeb Hote hain, Rehte Hain Jo Nigaho Se Door, Wo He QuEsTiOn Compulsury Hote Hain.

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Exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha to yaad aaya, Kuch To Hua Hai Kuch Ho Gaya Hai, Exams ke din paper dekh kar yaad aaya, Sab Kuch Alag Hai Sab Kuch Naya Hai?

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Introducing T20 Cricket format in exams 1. Reduce exam time by 1 hour, marks by 50 2. Break after each 15 minutes 3. Give free hit marks for unexpected question 4. First 30 min. power play, no teachers in exam hall 5. Cheer girls dance for each additional sheet.

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Girl: Bas Kro, Kisine Dekh Liya To, Boy: Kuch Nahi Hoga Tum Bas Sidhi Raho, Aur Pura Dikhao, Thoda Aur Karne Do, Agar Nahi Dikhaya to Mein, . . . . . Fail Ho Jauga..

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Remember happy moment of life. just like the way u remember movie, song. forget all sad moment of life, just like the way u forget answer after exam.

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EXAM TIME SONG

"THE HUMMA SONG"

Ek Ho Gye BOOK Aur HUM
HUMMA HUMMA HUMMA
phir Ud Gye Nind Re
AAAeeeee,... Humma
Phir Chlti Pen:pen_ballpoint::paintbrush: Masti Me To Panne:book::book: Bhi Palte Re...
HUMMA HUMMA HUMMA
mujhe Dar H Iss Bat Ka Bas Ki Kahi Na Ye Rat Gujar Jaye...
m Itna Bhi Na Padh :closed_book::notebook:lu Ki
Mere Dimag :head_bandage: Se N Sare Answer:rolling_eyes::rolling_eyes: Nikl Jaye...
bolunga Such M Jo De De Ijjajat...
Sir :head_bandage: Dard Bhi Ab Krne Lga H Bgawat....
question H Kaatil:knife::dagger: To Answer H Aafat:astonished:......
Lgta H Hone Wali H Kayamat:boom::boom:
Mat Tdpa Ayse Tu...
kr Na Insaaafi:bow_tone1:‍♀
Ager Chhit Nikl Jaye To Teacher Se Magta Hu Mafi:pray_tone1::pray_tone1:
HUMMA HUMMA HUMMA....
:smiley::smiley::smiley::smiley::smiley::grin::grin::grin:

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Rain of summer, snow of winter, grace of autumn, glory of spring, May beauty of every season give ur heart a beautiful reason 2 smile. May God suceed u in every exams of ur life. Good luck & all the best

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koi chez be-wafai se barh ker kia hogi, Ghum-e-tanhai judai se barh ker kia hogi, Kisi ko deni ho jawani main saza, to wo saza PARHAI se barh ker kia hogi:-)

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All i want you is to be courageous Be calm and be self equipped with facts and figures to conquer this exams battle. I wish you is best of luck in your exams

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Aeroplane: Wright Brothrs Cycle: Macmillan Telephone: Graham Bell Telescope: Galileo Exams:?? Dhoondo Saa-le Ko! Mil K Marenge!

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Wats d height of hope?? It is: sittin in d exam hall, holdin d question paper in hand n tellin ur self “dude,dnt worry. Exams wil get postponed!”

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Exams are like Girl friends - Too many questions - Difficult to understand - More explanation is needed - Result is always fail! :D

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To accomplish great things, We must not only act, But also dream, Not only plan but also believe, Best wishes for your exam.

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Boy: Ro Kyu Rhe Ho..? Girl: Exm Me Mere Kam Marks Aaye Hai. Boy: Kitne Aaye Hai.. Girl: Sirf 88% Boy: Khuda Ka Khoff Kar.. Itne Me To 2 Ladke Paas Ho Jaate Hai.!!

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Xams are there, at the paper u stare; the answer is nowhere, which makes u pull ur hair. The teachers make u glare, the grades r not fair, but just like the past 20 yrs, WE DONT CARE !!

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Samunder Bhar Syllabus Hain, Nadi Bhar Padh Pate Hain, Balti Bhar Yaad Reheta Hain, Mug Bhar Likh Pate Hain, Chullu Bhar Number Aate Hain, Aur Usimein Doob Kar Mar Jaate Hain

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Probability of a topic “The probability of a topic coming in exam increases exponentially, if one decides to leave the topic completely…

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Student style. 7 dayz bfor exm... Day1-exm ke liye itni chhutiyan.. haha..aram se ho jayega.. Day2-abhi to 6 din pade hai huh... Day3-aaj to yar uske ghar jana tha....yha jana tha...vha jana tha... kal padhenge... Day4-aaj pdhunga...raat puri raat...10 baje..off to sleep..kal pakka :o Day5-bhai syllabus bata,bus itna sa hai,yuhi tension lerha tha... Day6-kya padhu,kuchsamajh nhi aa rha... ye karta hu...nhi ye karta hun... ye vo...ye vo...'ghanta padhu ab' Day7-abe tune kitna kar liya? kuch bhi nhi..bhai tune kitna kr liya ? abe lagi padi hai...!! bhai paper ka jugad karlo paise mila ke...kar lo bhai bol raha hu...!! 'ON EXAMINATION' 'kaash 1 din or mil jata, faad deta subject...!!

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