he funniest situation in student life
when we have no idea what to write
in the exam paper n the supervisor comes
and
says, “please cover your answer sheet” :P
WHY STUDENT FAIL
Sundays-52 in a year,Days left 313
Summer holidays 50,Days left 263
8 hrs daily sleep-130 days GONe, Days left 141
1 hr daily playing means 15 days,Days left 126
2 hrs daily for eating means 30 days.Days left 96,
1 hr talking means 15 days.,Days left 81
Exams days 35 days,Days left 46
Eid & Gov holidays 20, Days left 26
Movies,TV at least 25 days,Days left 1
That 1 day is your BIRTHDAY.
Hun banda SALGIRHA waly din bhi parhy?
Tcher 2 Student: Beta Ans sheet par sabse phle kya likhna chahiye.? Student: IS SHEET PAR LIKHE GYE ANS KALPNIK HAI JINKA KISI B BOOK SE KOI SMBANDH Nhi HAI..!
EXam’s song by Munna bhai:
“Chanda Mama so Gaye,
Student sarey jage.
Dekho pakdo yaron,
Ghadi ke kaante bhaage.
Ek pariksha khatam,to duji
shuru ho gayi MAAMU.
Uski Nazar Meri Taraf Thi
Meri Nazr Uski Tarf Thi
Vo Mugh Se Kuch Kehna
Chahti Thi
Main Us Se Kuch Puchna
Chahta Tha
Dono Ise Uljan Mein
Bethe Rahe Aur Exam
Over Ho Gaya
Na Waqt Hai Itna K Syllbus Puraa Kiyaa Jaye,
Na Tarkib Kaise Pass Kiya Jaye,
1 Aisa dard Diya Hai is Padhai ne,
Naa khulke Roya Jaye Na Jamke Soya Jaye...!!
Exam me sir ne copy karne diya..
.
.
.
Aur kaha bahar ye mat kehna ki
maine copy karne diya tha..
.
Student - Na ji, hum kahenge,
Sir bahut stirct the, Harami the, Kutte ne hilne bhi nahi diya,Mar
jaye sala
Om shanti Om ka dialogue Hum students ke andaaz mein .. Itni shiddat se maine paas hone ki koshish ki hai,,,,, ki har teacher ne mujhe marks na dene ki saazish ki hai,,,,, Agar tum kisi paper mein paas hona chahte ho,,, to saari kaaynat tumhe usko paas karane me lag jati hai,,,,,, Ye exams bhi apne hindi filmon ki tarah hote hain,,,,, end tak sab kuch achha ho hi jata hai-HAPPYS ENDINGS...... aur agar aisa nahi hota,,,,, to exam abhi khatam nahi hue, RE-TEST abhi baaki hai mere dost".
Raat Ko kitab meri mujhe dekhti rahi
Neend mujhe apni or ghasitati rahi
Neend Ko jhoka mera man mh gya aur 1 raat phir ye
inteeligent accha bina padhe so gaya...
Student style.
7 dayz bfor exm...
Day1-exm ke liye itni chhutiyan..
haha..aram se ho jayega..
Day2-abhi to 6 din pade hai huh...
Day3-aaj to yar uske ghar jana tha....yha jana tha...vha jana tha... kal padhenge...
Day4-aaj pdhunga...raat puri raat...10 baje..off to sleep..kal pakka :o
Day5-bhai syllabus bata,bus itna
sa hai,yuhi tension lerha tha...
Day6-kya padhu,kuchsamajh nhi aa rha...
ye karta hu...nhi ye karta hun...
ye vo...ye vo...'ghanta padhu ab'
Day7-abe tune kitna kar liya?
kuch bhi nhi..bhai tune kitna kr liya ?
abe lagi padi hai...!! bhai paper ka jugad karlo paise mila ke...kar lo bhai
bol raha hu...!!
'ON EXAMINATION'
'kaash 1 din or mil jata, faad deta subject...!!
Koi Kitab aisi milti,Jispe dil luta dete Har subject ne dimag khaya,kisi ek ko hi nipta dete,Ab syllabus dekh ke sochte hain,Ek mahina aur hota to duniya hila dete
Hi yay exam daratay kiyun hain,
Merri neend uratay kiyun hain,
Phurray bananay k liyay dost chayay hain,
Kiyun k kal say exam shoruu honay walay hain .