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Lovely days in my life : Childhood days, School days & collage days, Horrible days in my life : “only exam days”

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इंसान का दिमाग 24 घंटे काम करता है...!!
सिर्फ वह दो बार ही बंद हो जाता है..,,
पहला Exam के समयऔर दूसरा बीवी पसंद करते समय..:stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes::stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes:

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SILENCE Is d best Answer for all questions SMILE Is d best Reaction In all situations Unfortunately BOTH Never Help In any EXAM, VIVA, REVIEW & INTERVIEW :P:)

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SILENCE Is d best Answer for all questions SMILE Is d best Reaction in all situations Unfortunately BOTH Never Help In any EXAM, VIVA, REVIEW & INTERVIEW :P:)

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Agar Tum Kisee Paper Mai Paas Hona Chahte Ho To Sari Kainat Tumhee Usko PassKarne May Lag Jati Hai Or Agar Aesa Nahi Hua To Exam Abhi Khatam Nahi Huey....... Suplementary Abhi Baqi Hai MereDost

10 years ago

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During An External Viva In A College: Professor: Kuch Kiya Bhi Hai, Ya Aise Hi Aa Gagye Ho?? . . Student: Yes Sir, Subah Breakfast Karke Aaya Hun..

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Exams are like GIRL FRIENDS 1 Too Many Questions. 2 Difficult to Understand. 3 More Explanation is Needed. 4 Result is always FAIL!

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Bhgwan ka diya sab kuch h.. Books h . Notes h . Time h . Mauka h . or hausla to itna h ki jb chahu padh sakta hu.. bs 1 hi bat ki kami h.. . . . . . . Mood;-)

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Todays Students Thinking Thousands Of Yesterdays Are Gone.. Millions Of Tomorrows Will Come.. But Still A Hope Is Alove.. Kal Se Pakka Parhenge

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FIRE ko AAG kehte he COBRA ko NAAG kahte he GARDEN ko BAAG kahte he Aur "EXAMS" k samay jo kaam na kare, Use DIMAG kahte Hai..

10 years ago

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Rain of summer, snow of winter, grace of autumn, glory of spring, May beauty of every season give ur heart a beautiful reason 2 smile. May God suceed u in every exams of ur life. Good luck & all the best

10 years ago

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Boy: Ro Kyu Rhe Ho..? Girl: Exm Me Mere Kam Marks Aaye Hai. Boy: Kitne Aaye Hai.. Girl: Sirf 88% Boy: Khuda Ka Khoff Kar.. Itne Me To 2 Ladke Paas Ho Jaate Hai.!!

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Koi Kitab aisi milti,Jispe dil luta dete Har subject ne dimag khaya,kisi ek ko hi nipta dete,Ab syllabus dekh ke sochte hain,Ek mahina aur hota to duniya hila dete

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Probability of a topic “The probability of a topic coming in exam increases exponentially, if one decides to leave the topic completely…

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EXam’s song by Munna bhai: “Chanda Mama so Gaye, Student sarey jage. Dekho pakdo yaron, Ghadi ke kaante bhaage. Ek pariksha khatam,to duji shuru ho gayi MAAMU.

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Samunder Bhar Syllabus Hain, Nadi Bhar Padh Pate Hain, Balti Bhar Yaad Reheta Hain, Mug Bhar Likh Pate Hain, Chullu Bhar Number Aate Hain, Aur Usimein Doob Kar Mar Jaate Hain

10 years ago

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Ye EXAM Ke Rishte bhi Ajeeb Hote Hain, Sab Apne Apne Naseeb Hote hain, Rehte Hain Jo Nigaho Se Door, Wo He QuEsTiOn Compulsury Hote Hain.

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Exam Paper Song---- :notes::notes::grin::v_tone1::grin::v_tone1::grin::v_tone1::notes::notes:

" Darwaaze :door: Ko Kundi Maaro Koi Na Andar Aane Paaye :no_good_tone1:..Teacher Ko :woman_tone1:‍:school: Samjha Do , Cheating :pencil::writing_hand_tone1: Galti Se Bhi Ruk Na Jaaye :no_good_tone1:.. ... Thaka Thaka :disappointed::disappointed: Jo Feel Kare , Wo Jaa Ke Thoda Juice :tropical_drink: Gatak Le....Aur Jisko Cheating :pencil::writing_hand_tone1:nahi Krnii :no_good_tone1::rolling_eyes::rolling_eyes: , Woh Jaake Apnii Bhains :water_buffalo::water_buffalo: Charaye ... Bas Aaj Kii Baat Hai , Kal Se Wahi Syaape Hai , Jee Bhar Ke :sunglasses::v_tone1: Chaap Lo :joy:, ... Na Facebook Hai Na Google Hai .. Centre Pe Apna Raaz Hai :sunglasses::v_tone1::see_no_evil:..., Darne Kii Kya Baat Hai :shrug_tone1:‍♀...yeh Toh Bss Suruaat Hai :grin:... Yeh Toh Bss Suruaat Hai ....:grin::v_tone1::v_tone1::sunglasses:arrey Abhi Toh Paper Suru Hua Hai :grimacing::fingers_crossed_tone1::grin::sunglasses:.....

Hahahahaha:rofl::rofl:...All The Best To All The Students :information_desk_person::man_dancing_tone1:...

9 years ago

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Exam ka examiner bahut strict tha aur paper hard tha cheating nahi karne de raha tha. 1st bencher ne chit likh kar examiner ko di. Examiner chup chap ja ke apni chair pe beth gaya. 2nd bencher pehle se:- yaar tune kya likha? 1st bencher ne kaha - SIR Peechhe se aapki pant phati hui hai....!!!

10 years ago

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Charo aur padayi ka saya hain, Saare paper mein zero aaya hain, Hum to yuhi chal dete hao bina muh dhoye exam dene, Aur log kehte hain, Sala raat bhar padh ke aaya hai.

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