Munna Bhai Style Jokes

MUNNA BHAI: Aay circuit! baapu bolay to gandhi ji kapray Q nahi pehantay thay? . . . . .CIRKET: Bhai bolay to bapu bhi us time k Salman khan thay !!! … Aesh

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Munnabhai : Ye Circuit !! Sala apun ke desh ko kaun chala rahela hai ? Circuit : Bhai….bole to apun ka desh to SMS chala rahela hai…. Munnabhai : Abe kya bak raha hai? Circuit : Bhai …sahi bola apun NE…SMS bole to … Sardar Manmohan Singh !!

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Circuit- ” Bhai …. bole to bachpan mein apun 20th Floor se gir gaya tha.” Munna Bhai- “Aisa kya? To fir bach gaya tha ya mar gaya tha? Circuit- “Abhi jaane do na bhai itni purani baat… Bole to ab apun ko jyada yaad nahin!!”

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Munna: Teray ko maaloom hai k cigarette aik tarah say slow poison ka kaam karta hai. Patient: To mujhay konsa marnay ki jaldi hai.

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Bas kar yaar, mera pura inbox full ho gaya hai tere sms se………. . . . . . Ye prayas hai mujhe SMS NA KARNE WALE LOGO K LIYE “GANDHIGIRI” se samjhane ka tarika.

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Munna Bhai: amrican rastrapati sala kaha rehta hai ? Circut: Dhubighat pe . Munna Bhai: Dhubighat bole to ? Circut: bhai english me usko Washington kehte hai..

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Dost sorela hai kya, Teri bahut memory Areli thi, Akha world me Apunko ekich to tere jesa Dost mila, miss to karegaich na, Bole to GOOD wali night

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CIRCUIT- Bhai, who apnay bachpan ka dost aarehla aaj raat ko dinner pe. Mera Sara chain collection apnay kamray mein chupa do na please. MUNNABHAI- Kyun tera dost chor hai kya? CIRCUIT- Nahin Bhai, who apnay chain pechan lega.

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MAMU : Oye, maar gayay yaar. Meri biwi aur premika saath saath AA rehli hain. MAMU KA DOST : Arrey, mein bhi yehi bolnewala tha.

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Munna: Bolay to Apun ko tera operation dobara karna paray ga. Kyun k apun kay rubber k gloves teray andar hi reh gaye hain. Patient: Agar yeh baat hai to mujhay jaanay do. Mien tumharay gloves ki payment kar doon ga.

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MUNNA BHAI: Circuit, bole toh yeh Ford kya hai? CIRCUIT: Bhai, gaadi hai. MUNNA BHAI: Toh phir, yeh Oxford kya hai? CIRCUIT: Bole toh, simple hai bhai, Ox mane Bail, Ford mane gaadi. Oxford bole toh Baelgaadi.

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Munna: Kya kar rela hai circuit? Circuit: Bhai bulb pe baap ka naam likh rela hu Munna: Kyun! Circuit: Bhai, baap ka naam roshan karne ka he na

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Munna: ye Gandhi Bapu har note me haste hi kyu rehte hei ?? Circuit: Simple hai BHAI, Royenge to note geeela ho jayenga na

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Munna: Kya kar rela hai circuit? Circuit: Bhai bulb pe baap ka naam likh rela hu Munna: Kyun! Circuit: Bhai, baap ka naam roshan karne ka he na.

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Tera bhot memory aa rela tha, Itna tem ho gela hai, tere ko dekha bhi nai, Akha life mei tere jesa 1 item mila apanko, miss to karega

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Munna Bhai: Apna Desh kaun chala raha hai? Cirkit: Bhai SMS Munna Bhai: Kya bakta hai? Cirkit: Bhai, SMS bole toh S=SARDAR M=MANMOHAN S=SINGH

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PRINCIPAL: Agar koi ladka girls hostel mein gaya toh first time 100 Rs fine, 2nd time 200 Rs. Fine and 3rd time 500. MUNNA BHAI: Boley to Monthly paas ka kya lega Mamu

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GudNit in MunnaBhai Style: Chand fekta hai light Boleto hogayi hai night To band karneka light Sojane ka tight Samje Tubelight Boleto GudNit

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Cow: Kya me Bolu Ox: Sun Cow: Suna Ox: Chalti Kya Ghaushala Cow: Kya Kru?ake me Ghaushala Ox: Mundi Hilaeanga, Ghas Chabaenge, Ghobar Flaynge Or Kya?

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Kya ray! Aasmani kabutar! Apun ko sms ka hafta nahi aarela hai, Apun ko malum hai tere pass sms ka khazana padela hai, Jaldi se 2-4 jhakas sms ka hafta bhej kanjoos? Apka Pyara Munna Bhai

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