Bas kar yaar, mera pura inbox
full ho gaya hai tere sms se……….
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Ye prayas hai mujhe SMS NA KARNE WALE LOGO K LIYE
“GANDHIGIRI” se samjhane ka tarika.
Abhi bole to bhai ko tere SMS nahi aarele,
Bhai ka khopdi boht tight he,
Bol nikalu kya tera luky draw?
bole to do-char SMS chipka dal mamu.
Sender… Circuit Bhai!
PRINCIPAL: Agar koi ladka girls hostel mein gaya
toh first time 100 Rs fine,
2nd time 200 Rs. Fine and 3rd time 500.
MUNNA BHAI: Boley to Monthly paas ka kya lega Mamu
PRINCIPAL: Agar koi ladka girls hostel mein
gaya toh first time 100 Rs fine,
2nd time 200 Rs. Fine and 3rd time 500.
MUNNA BHAI: Monthly paas ka kya lega Mamu
Munna Bhai: Abey Circuit,
Agar Maa Ke Charno Me Jannt
Hoti Hai, To Nani Ke Charno
Me Kya Hoti Hai.
Circuit: Simple Hai Bhai
Nani Ke Charno Me Jannat 2 Hoti Hai.
MUNNA BHAI: Aay circuit! baapu bolay to gandhi ji kapray Q nahi pehantay thay?
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.CIRKET: Bhai bolay to bapu bhi us time k Salman khan thay !!! …
Aesh
Munna Bhai: amrican rastrapati sala kaha rehta hai ?
Circut: Dhubighat pe .
Munna Bhai: Dhubighat bole to ?
Circut: bhai english me usko Washington kehte hai..
Munna: Meray paas aik buri khabar hai, aur aik buhat hi buri khabar hai teray wastay.
Patient: Acha to pehlay buri khabar suna daal.
Munna: Apun k paas jo teri report pahunchi us mien likha tha k teray
paas sirf 24 ghantay hain zinda rehnay k liye.
Patient: Sirf 24 ghantay. is say buri khabar kya ho sakti hai.
Munna: (Jadu ki Japhhi Dalte Hoauy) Mien kal say teray tak pahunchnay ki koshish kar raha hoon.
Kya ray!
Aasmani kabutar!
Apun ko sms ka hafta nahi aarela hai,
Apun ko malum hai tere pass sms ka khazana padela hai,
Jaldi se 2-4 jhakas sms ka hafta bhej kanjoos?
Apka Pyara
Munna Bhai
After finishing MBBS… Dr Munna Bhai starts his practice.
He checked his FIRST patient’s eyes,
tongue & ears by TORCH & finally what did he say?
“Battery is OK”