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  • Munna: ye Gandhi Bapu har note me haste hi kyu rehte hei ?? Circuit: Simple hai BHAI, Royenge to note geeela ho jayenga na
    • 10 years ago



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  • PRINCIPAL: Agar koi ladka girls hostel mein gaya toh first time 100 Rs fine, 2nd time 200 Rs. Fine and 3rd time 500. MUNNA BHAI: Boley to Monthly paas ka kya lega Mamu
    • 10 years ago



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  • Hi, Doing nothing? Then Make a Place, 4 Me in ur Heart!! I May come there any time! Ur’s Faithfully, HeArT aTtAcK
    • 10 years ago



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  • Tera bhot memory aa rela tha, Itna tem ho gela hai, tere ko dekha bhi nai, Akha life mei tere jesa 1 item mila apanko, miss to karega
    • 10 years ago



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  • Kya ray! Aasmani kabutar! Apun ko sms ka hafta nahi aarela hai, Apun ko malum hai tere pass sms ka khazana padela hai, Jaldi se 2-4 jhakas sms ka hafta bhej kanjoos? Apka Pyara Munna Bhai
    • 10 years ago



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  • Circuit: Bhai, apun ne kal Sania Mirza se phone pe baat ki. Munna bhai: Arre wah, kya kaha usne. Circuit: Usne kaha, Mamu wrong number!!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Munna Bhai: amrican rastrapati sala kaha rehta hai ? Circut: Dhubighat pe . Munna Bhai: Dhubighat bole to ? Circut: bhai english me usko Washington kehte hai..
    • 10 years ago



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  • Cow: Kya me Bolu Ox: Sun Cow: Suna Ox: Chalti Kya Ghaushala Cow: Kya Kru?ake me Ghaushala Ox: Mundi Hilaeanga, Ghas Chabaenge, Ghobar Flaynge Or Kya?
    • 10 years ago



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  • Munna: Bolay to Apun ko tera operation dobara karna paray ga. Kyun k apun kay rubber k gloves teray andar hi reh gaye hain. Patient: Agar yeh baat hai to mujhay jaanay do. Mien tumharay gloves ki payment kar doon ga.
    • 10 years ago



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  • PRINCIPAL: Agar koi ladka girls hostel mein gaya toh first time 100 Rs fine, 2nd time 200 Rs. Fine and 3rd time 500. MUNNA BHAI: Monthly paas ka kya lega Mamu
    • 10 years ago



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  • Munna: Ae Circuit ye Dr. log opration se pehle patient ko behosh kyun karte hai? Circuit: Bhai! Bole to patient opration sikh gaya to Dr. Logo ki to wat lag jayegi na.
    • 10 years ago



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  • CIRCUIT- Bhai, who apnay bachpan ka dost aarehla aaj raat ko dinner pe. Mera Sara chain collection apnay kamray mein chupa do na please. MUNNABHAI- Kyun tera dost chor hai kya? CIRCUIT- Nahin Bhai, who apnay chain pechan lega.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Munna: Teray ko maaloom hai k cigarette aik tarah say slow poison ka kaam karta hai. Patient: To mujhay konsa marnay ki jaldi hai.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Circuit- ” Bhai …. bole to bachpan mein apun 20th Floor se gir gaya tha.” Munna Bhai- “Aisa kya? To fir bach gaya tha ya mar gaya tha? Circuit- “Abhi jaane do na bhai itni purani baat… Bole to ab apun ko jyada yaad nahin!!”
    • 10 years ago



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  • Munna: Ye Gandhi Bapu har note mei Haste kyun rehte hai?? Circuit: Simple hai BHAI.!! Royenge to Note Geela nahi ho jayega..!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Dost sorela hai kya, Teri bahut memory Areli thi, Akha world me Apunko ekich to tere jesa Dost mila, miss to karegaich na, Bole to GOOD wali night
    • 10 years ago



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  • Munna Bhai: Abey Circuit Agar Maa Ke Charno Me Jannt Hoti Hai To Nani Ke Charno Me Kya Hoti Hai. Circuit: Simple Hai Bhai Nani Ke Charno Me Jannat 2 Hoti Hai.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Munna: Abay Circuit! Jaa baajo walay ghar say Doctor ko bula k laa, meri tabiat kharab ho reli hai. Circuit: Aey Bhai ! aap to khud doctor ho. Munna: Bolay to meri fees buhat zyada hai na.
    • 10 years ago



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  • EXam’s song by Munna bhai: Chanda Mama so Gaye, Student sarey jage. Dekho pakdo yaron, Ghadi ke kaante bhaage. Ek pariksha khatam,to duji shuru ho gayi MAAMU.
    • 10 years ago



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