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  • Munna: Teray ko maaloom hai k cigarette aik tarah say slow poison ka kaam karta hai. Patient: To mujhay konsa marnay ki jaldi hai.
    • 9 years ago



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  • :woman:????:older_woman:????:princess:????:woman:????:older_woman:????:princess:????


    मुन्नाभाई :- " ए सर्किट..... .!
    इंगलिश में माँ को Mom बोलते हैं , तो माँ की छोटी बहन और बड़ी बहन को क्या बोलेंगे....? "

    सर्किट :- " सिम्पल है भाई...!

    Minimom & Maximom...!"


    :joy::joy::blush::blush::joy::joy:
    • 9 years ago



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  • MUNNA BHAI : Oye Short Circuit yeh light bulb pe baap ka naam kya likh raha hai? CIRCUIT : Apun baap ka naam roshan kar rehle hai.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Bas kar yaar, mera pura inbox full ho gaya hai tere sms se………. . . . . . Ye prayas hai mujhe SMS NA KARNE WALE LOGO K LIYE “GANDHIGIRI” se samjhane ka tarika.
    • 9 years ago



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  • CIRCUIT- Bhai, Bapu NE bola tha ke kabhi jhoot nehin bolna mangta hai. Apun aaj se kabhi jhoot nehin bolega Bhai. MUNNA BHAI- Aye Circuit, who Sunita ka baap aya hai terayko dund rehla hai. CIRCUIT- Bhai usko bolo apun gaon gaya hai, kheti karneko. MUNNA BHAI- Par Circuit, abhi to TU bola kabhi jhoot nehin bolega. CIRCUIT- Bhai, apun jhoot nehin bolega, par tum to bol sakta hai na.
    • 9 years ago



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  • EXam’s song by Munna bhai: Chanda Mama so Gaye, Student sarey jage. Dekho pakdo yaron, Ghadi ke kaante bhaage. Ek pariksha khatam,to duji shuru ho gayi MAAMU.
    • 9 years ago



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  • PRINCIPAL: Agar koi ladka girls hostel mein gaya toh first time 100 Rs fine, 2nd time 200 Rs. Fine and 3rd time 500. MUNNA BHAI: Monthly paas ka kya lega Mamu
    • 9 years ago



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  • GudNit in MunnaBhai Style: Chand fekta hai light Boleto hogayi hai night To band karneka light Sojane ka tight Samje Tubelight Boleto GudNit
    • 9 years ago



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  • Munn Bhai: College ka fulform kya hota he Circuit? Circuit: Boleto bhai, C-come O-on L-love L-lets E-every G-girl E-every day Bhai!!
    • 9 years ago



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  • Munna Bhai: amrican rastrapati sala kaha rehta hai ? Circut: Dhubighat pe . Munna Bhai: Dhubighat bole to ? Circut: bhai english me usko Washington kehte hai..
    • 9 years ago



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  • Munna: Abay Circuit! Jaa baajo walay ghar say Doctor ko bula k laa, meri tabiat kharab ho reli hai. Circuit: Aey Bhai ! aap to khud doctor ho. Munna: Bolay to meri fees buhat zyada hai na.
    • 9 years ago



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  • LECTURER: Write a note on Gandhi Jayanti. CIRCUIT WRITES: Gandhi was a great man, but maa kasam i dont know who is Jayanti. Koi locha-lafda hoga buddhe ka!
    • 9 years ago



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  • Munna: ye Gandhi Bapu har note me haste hi kyu rehte hei ?? Circuit: Simple hai BHAI, Royenge to note geeela ho jayenga na
    • 9 years ago



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  • Impact of Movies: Teacher :- Who is Mahatma Gandhi? Student:- He is the one who helped Munna Bhai to impress his girlfriend!
    • 9 years ago



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  • CIRCUIT- Bhai, who apnay bachpan ka dost aarehla aaj raat ko dinner pe. Mera Sara chain collection apnay kamray mein chupa do na please. MUNNABHAI- Kyun tera dost chor hai kya? CIRCUIT- Nahin Bhai, who apnay chain pechan lega.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Munna: Kya kar rela hai circuit? Circuit: Bhai bulb pe baap ka naam likh rela hu Munna: Kyun! Circuit: Bhai, baap ka naam roshan karne ka he na.
    • 9 years ago



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  • MUNNA BHAI: Aay circuit! baapu bolay to gandhi ji kapray Q nahi pehantay thay? . . . . .CIRKET: Bhai bolay to bapu bhi us time k Salman khan thay !!! … Aesh
    • 9 years ago



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  • MUNNA BHAI- Chand toh raat ko nikalta hai, aaj din mein kaise nikal aya? GIRL- Ullu to raat ko bolta hai, aaj din mein kaise bol pada?
    • 9 years ago



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  • Munna: Bolay to Apun ko tera operation dobara karna paray ga. Kyun k apun kay rubber k gloves teray andar hi reh gaye hain. Patient: Agar yeh baat hai to mujhay jaanay do. Mien tumharay gloves ki payment kar doon ga.
    • 9 years ago



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