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  • Tera bhot memory aa rela tha, Itna tem ho gela hai, tere ko dekha bhi nai, Akha life mei tere jesa 1 item mila apanko, miss to karega
    • 9 years ago



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  • Munna: Teray ko maaloom hai k cigarette aik tarah say slow poison ka kaam karta hai. Patient: To mujhay konsa marnay ki jaldi hai.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Munna Bhai: Abey Circuit, Agar Maa Ke Charno Me Jannt Hoti Hai, To Nani Ke Charno Me Kya Hoti Hai. Circuit: Simple Hai Bhai Nani Ke Charno Me Jannat 2 Hoti Hai.
    • 9 years ago



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  • MUNNA BHAI: Circuit, bole toh yeh Ford kya hai? CIRCUIT: Bhai, gaadi hai. MUNNA BHAI: Toh phir, yeh Oxford kya hai? CIRCUIT: Bole toh, simple hai bhai, Ox mane Bail, Ford mane gaadi. Oxford bole toh Baelgaadi.
    • 9 years ago



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  • MUNNA BHAI : Oye Short Circuit yeh light bulb pe baap ka naam kya likh raha hai? CIRCUIT : Apun baap ka naam roshan kar rehle hai.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Munna: Meray paas aik buri khabar hai, aur aik buhat hi buri khabar hai teray wastay. Patient: Acha to pehlay buri khabar suna daal. Munna: Apun k paas jo teri report pahunchi us mien likha tha k teray paas sirf 24 ghantay hain zinda rehnay k liye. Patient: Sirf 24 ghantay. is say buri khabar kya ho sakti hai. Munna: (Jadu ki Japhhi Dalte Hoauy) Mien kal say teray tak pahunchnay ki koshish kar raha hoon.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Munna Bhai: Apna Desh kaun chala raha hai? Cirkit: Bhai SMS Munna Bhai: Kya bakta hai? Cirkit: Bhai, SMS bole toh S=SARDAR M=MANMOHAN S=SINGH
    • 9 years ago



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  • Munna Bhai: amrican rastrapati sala kaha rehta hai ? Circut: Dhubighat pe . Munna Bhai: Dhubighat bole to ? Circut: bhai english me usko Washington kehte hai..
    • 9 years ago



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  • Munna Bhai: Abey Circuit Agar Maa Ke Charno Me Jannt Hoti Hai To Nani Ke Charno Me Kya Hoti Hai. Circuit: Simple Hai Bhai Nani Ke Charno Me Jannat 2 Hoti Hai.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Munna: Bolay to Apun ko tera operation dobara karna paray ga. Kyun k apun kay rubber k gloves teray andar hi reh gaye hain. Patient: Agar yeh baat hai to mujhay jaanay do. Mien tumharay gloves ki payment kar doon ga.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Bas kar yaar, mera pura inbox full ho gaya hai tere sms se………. . . . . . Ye prayas hai mujhe SMS NA KARNE WALE LOGO K LIYE “GANDHIGIRI” se samjhane ka tarika.
    • 9 years ago



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  • LECTURER: Write a note on Gandhi Jayanti. CIRCUIT WRITES: Gandhi was a great man, but maa kasam i dont know who is Jayanti. Koi locha-lafda hoga buddhe ka!
    • 9 years ago



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  • Munna: Kya kar rela hai circuit? Circuit: Bhai bulb pe baap ka naam likh rela hu Munna: Kyun! Circuit: Bhai, baap ka naam roshan karne ka he na.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Munn Bhai: College ka fulform kya hota he Circuit? Circuit: Boleto bhai, C-come O-on L-love L-lets E-every G-girl E-every day Bhai!!
    • 9 years ago



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  • CIRCUIT- Bhai, who apnay bachpan ka dost aarehla aaj raat ko dinner pe. Mera Sara chain collection apnay kamray mein chupa do na please. MUNNABHAI- Kyun tera dost chor hai kya? CIRCUIT- Nahin Bhai, who apnay chain pechan lega.
    • 9 years ago



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  • GudNit in MunnaBhai Style: Chand fekta hai light Boleto hogayi hai night To band karneka light Sojane ka tight Samje Tubelight Boleto GudNit
    • 9 years ago



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  • Munna: Abay Circuit! Jaa baajo walay ghar say Doctor ko bula k laa, meri tabiat kharab ho reli hai. Circuit: Aey Bhai ! aap to khud doctor ho. Munna: Bolay to meri fees buhat zyada hai na.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Munna Bhai Ke ghar LADKI hUE. Circuit- Bhai ab to muhale ke, Sareladke isko line marenge. MUNNA- Tu fikar mat kar re, Apun iska naam DIDI rakhenge.
    • 9 years ago



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  • CIRCUIT- Bhai, Bapu NE bola tha ke kabhi jhoot nehin bolna mangta hai. Apun aaj se kabhi jhoot nehin bolega Bhai. MUNNA BHAI- Aye Circuit, who Sunita ka baap aya hai terayko dund rehla hai. CIRCUIT- Bhai usko bolo apun gaon gaya hai, kheti karneko. MUNNA BHAI- Par Circuit, abhi to TU bola kabhi jhoot nehin bolega. CIRCUIT- Bhai, apun jhoot nehin bolega, par tum to bol sakta hai na.
    • 9 years ago



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