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Best Way To Purpose A Girl. Take Her To Sea, Say Her To Sit In A Boat. Then Take The Boat In The Middle Of Sea. Then Say Marry Me Or Leave My Boat.

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I asked God for a Flower, He gave me a garden I asked for a tree He gave me a forest, I asked for a river He gave me an ocean, I asked for an angel He gave me you

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U R 100% beautiful, U R 100% lovely, U R 100% sweet, U R 100% nice, and U R 100% stupid to believe these words...

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I Know You Think I"m Cute, I Know You Think I"m Fine, But Like The Other Guys, Take A Number And Wait In Line!

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If You Are In Tension, If Nothing Seems Right, If U Find No Way Out, Then Just Think Of Me Only Once, I Will Be Always There To Increase Your Tensions.

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God determines who walks into your life. You decide who stays & who walks out. Send this to people you never want to lose, I just did...

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Hi, How Are You...? Are You Free Tomorrow..? Can You Come To Me..? Because Tomorrow We Are Opening New . . . . . Mental Hospital Admission Free, Special Offer For You.

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I want To be with u In a nice Restaurent To have a candle light dinner... and to say those sweet 3 words to U... "Pay The Bill"

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I Love The Way You Touch Me, Always Sending Chills Down My Spine. I Love That You Are With Me And Glad That You Are Mine.

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I get so emotional when you are not around. I think the emotion is called happiness.

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Girl:who Do You Like? . Boy:it Is A Secret . Girl:you Can Tell Me . Boy:ok It Starts With A Why And Ends With You...!

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God Made Butter, God Made Cheese; God Made You For Me To Squeeze. God Made Whiskey, God Made Pepsi And When He Made You He Made You !

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Forgive my eyes 4 admiring your beauty. U stole my heart the moment U looked at me, call me crazy, call me insane every time my heart beats it mentions your name.

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Three Types To Break Mirror: 1. Throw Stone On Mirror. 2. Take Mirror And Just Drop It. 3. You Just Go And Stand Before The Mirror And Smile.

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You are the sun in my day, The wind in my sky, The waves in my ocean, And the beat in my heart.

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Heart Beat Are Countless, Spirits Are Ageless,dreams R Endless, Memories Are Timeless And A Friend Like U Is Useless. Oops! Sorry Yaar, Priceless.

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What a Cute answer Girlfrnd : u think I am fat now..??? Boyfriend: no baby u have just become my teddy bear from a barbie doll....

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Last night some Monkeys came running to my room. They wanted to trouble good people... I suggested ur name. They said Oh!!! No we cant disturb our Boss...

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Very Touching Text By Shakespeare From His Novel, . I Am Mad For Her.. . But . Why I Am Not Made For Her?

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boy : give me book girl : which book u want? boy : no no book means B-BABBY O-ONLY O-ONE K-KISS.

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