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  • Ek ladka aur ek ladki ek dusre se bhut pyaar karte the.. . . . . Ladki ke baap ko pata lag gya... . . . Usne gusse se bijli se chalnewali aaari ko ladki ke gardan(neck) pe rakh diya.. Woh aari ladki ko katne hi wali thi, achanak light chali gayi... . Pass mai khadha woh ladka chillaya.. Congress sarkar Zindabad.. Moral: Agar sacha hai aapka pyaar to saath hai Bharat Sarkar..
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Love Funny SMS
  • Maa beti se: Beti doodh ka glasspee lo; . . Beti: No mama mujhe nai peena . Maa: Beti agr doodh nai peo gi tobari kse hogi? . Beti: maa apko b to doodh pasandnhi, phir b aap bari ho gai hain Mai b nhi peeongi to bari ho jaungi. . Maa: Achi bachiyan zid nhi krti, Agr meri achi beti ho to doodhpeelo warna mei tum se khafa ho jaon gi. . Beti: OK mama,. aap kehti hain tou mein doodh pee leti hoon . . . . Aur iss trha uss ki beti ne doodh pilia.. Post end tak kitnay dhyaan sayparha hai
    • 10 years ago



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  • Happiness Keeps u Sweet, Sorrows Keep u Human Failure Keeps u Humble, Success Keeps u glowing & GOD Keeps u Going. Have a blessed life!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Kisi mor pe ham ap ko khoney nahi denge.. Juda hona chaho to honey nahi denge… Chandni raton man aye gi meri yad… Meri yad ke wo pal ap ko soney nahi denge
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Love Funny SMS
  • Gum ki aahat bhi na aaye tere dar par, pyar ka samunder ka tu bhi ek kinara ho, kabhi bhool se jo tapke teri aankh se moti, thame wohi jo tujhe sab se pyara ho !!!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Dill tadap sa jata hai ap ko dekh kar. Har lamha duwa karta hu aapko pane ki kya pata apko meri jaan mai jaha dekhu udhar aap hi dikhai dete ho
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek time meri girlFrnd ne mujhe apne ghar bulaya, Me ghar paucha or bell bajai, Uski choti sister ne darwaza khola, Wo bahut sundar thi, Muskura k boli ap bahut smart ho, Abhi ghar pr koi nhi he. Mai akeli hu,Mai muskraya Or, Apni bike ki taraf wapas jane laga, To uski puri family ghar se baharaa gai or, Meri sharafat ki tarif karte hue, Mujhe gale lagaya or kaha, Hum ko rishta manzur he. Ab mai kya batau? Ke Mai to bike ko lock karne gayatha..
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Love Funny SMS
  • Ek student ki aakhri khwaish . . . . . . . . . Mujhe jala dena ya dafna dena, . maru to 1 ghoot beer pila dena, . mein tajmahal nahi chahta dosto, . meri kabr par girls hostel bana dena!! :P :P
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Love Funny SMS
  • 1 Ladka Aur Ladki 1 Dusre ko Q Nhi Samajh Pate? Q ki khuda ne Ladke ko Accha DIMAG diya H Or Ladki ko Accha DIL, Mgr Ladka DIL se Sochta H Or Ladki DIMAG se..
    • 10 years ago



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  • परपोज़ करने का एक शेर: कुत्ता मर गया रजाई में, मैं पागल हो गया तेरी जुदाई में ...हाथी नदी में बह नहीं सकता अपुन तेरे बिना रह नहीं सकता
    • 10 years ago



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  • Log Kehte Hai Pyar Itna Mat Karo Ki GirlFriend Sar Par Sawar Ho Jaye, Hum Kehte Hai Pyar itna Karo Ki Girl Ki Friend Bhi Aapke Sath Farar Ho Jaye.
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Love Funny SMS
  • हमें :bow: शादी :writing_hand:ka :angel: कोई:writing_hand: शौक :raised_hands:नहीं :writing_hand: है :v: कसम :footprints: से,:heart_exclamation::cupid: ये :writing_hand:तो :punch:आने :writing_hand:वाले :zzz:बच्चों :two_men_holding_hands: की :writing_hand: ज़िद :writing_hand: है :bow: की मम्मी_ :bride_with_veil:चाहिए.:muscle::writing_hand::bow::cupid::heart_exclamation:
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Hindi Love SMS , Love Funny SMS , Whatsapp Love SMS , Whatsapp Love Status , Funny WhatsApp Status
  • Apni Nazro Se Sawal Kiya H Usne Har Lamhe Ko 1 Saal Kiya H Usne Tumhi Batao Mai Call Use Kese Karu Ankho-ankho Se Miss Call Kiya H Usne..
    • 10 years ago



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  • SMS ek masti hai, Yeh call se sasti hai, Neend ko bhagati hai, Khoon ko jagati hai, Dimaag ko pakati hai, Aur aapko hamari yaad dilati hai.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Best relations don’t need terms conditions n promises, They need only two wonderful people, one who can trust n other who can understand.
    • 10 years ago



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  • तू :point_up_2: सफर मेरा:two_hearts:
    है तू :point_up_2: ही मेरी मंज़िल:sparkling_heart:
    तेरे :point_up_2: बिना गुज़ारा..!♡♡
    ऐ दिल है मुश्किल...:gift_heart:

    तू :point_up_2: मेरा खुदा..:dizzy:
    तूही :point_up_2: दुआ में शामिल..
    तेरे :point_up_2: बिना गुज़ारा..!♡♡
    ऐ दिल है मुश्किल... :gift_heart:
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Love Funny SMS , Whatsapp Love SMS , Whatsapp Love Status , New Whatsapp Status , Whatsapp Status
  • Piyar K 2 Andaz Hote Hain..? 1>Pyar Karna 2>Pyar Pana Piyar Karne K Liye Jazba Chahiye Or Piyar Pane K Liye {"NASEEB"}
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Love Funny SMS