Love Funny SMS

Fantastic Answer by a philosopher to a question asked at the BBC. Define Birthday! Answer: The only day in your life, when you cried & your mother was Smiling.

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Apki Kanjusi Dil Ko Bha Gai Hamain Bhi Apne Fone K Balance Ki Keemat Samajh Aa Gai Socha Ab Apko Message Na Karein Magar Ye Kambakht Dosti Hamain Yaad aa Gai

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Ek time meri girlFrnd ne mujhe apne ghar bulaya, Me ghar paucha or bell bajai, Uski choti sister ne darwaza khola, Wo bahut sundar thi, Muskura k boli ap bahut smart ho, Abhi ghar pr koi nhi he. Mai akeli hu,Mai muskraya Or, Apni bike ki taraf wapas jane laga, To uski puri family ghar se baharaa gai or, Meri sharafat ki tarif karte hue, Mujhe gale lagaya or kaha, Hum ko rishta manzur he. Ab mai kya batau? Ke Mai to bike ko lock karne gayatha..

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Ek student ki aakhri khwaish . . . . . . . . . Mujhe jala dena ya dafna dena, . maru to 1 ghoot beer pila dena, . mein tajmahal nahi chahta dosto, . meri kabr par girls hostel bana dena!! :P :P

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Gadha jo khaye wo ghas ho tum, Buddhe ka chyawanprash ho tum, idiot, stupid bakwas ho tum, par jo bhi ho yar Dost jhakas ho tum.

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तू :point_up_2: सफर मेरा:two_hearts:
है तू :point_up_2: ही मेरी मंज़िल:sparkling_heart:
तेरे :point_up_2: बिना गुज़ारा..!♡♡
ऐ दिल है मुश्किल...:gift_heart:

तू :point_up_2: मेरा खुदा..:dizzy:
तूही :point_up_2: दुआ में शामिल..
तेरे :point_up_2: बिना गुज़ारा..!♡♡
ऐ दिल है मुश्किल... :gift_heart:

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ज्यादा कुछ नहीं चाइये मुझे तुझसे..!!
बस एक Good Mrng ...janu:stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:
बोल दे वही मेरे लिए बहुत है....pgli:kissing_heart:

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Itni dosti naa karo ki bigad jaye hum. thoda danta bhi karo ki sudhar jaye hum. ho jaye gar humse koi khata to ho jana khafa, magar itna bhi nahi k mar hi jaye hum.

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Hatho Ki Lakiro Ka Aitbar Kar Lena, Bharosa Ho To Had Ko Paar Kr Lena, Khona Pana To Nasibo Ka Khel H, Dil Ko Jo Apna Lge Bas Ussi Se Pyar Kr Lena..

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1 Ladka Aur Ladki 1 Dusre ko Q Nhi Samajh Pate? Q ki khuda ne Ladke ko Accha DIMAG diya H Or Ladki ko Accha DIL, Mgr Ladka DIL se Sochta H Or Ladki DIMAG se..

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ZAMANE KI HAR JANNAT TUMHARI HOGI YE AASMAAN YE ZAMI TUMHARI HOGI MUJHSE KEH BHI NA PAOGE USKE PEHLE MERE HISSE KI HAR KHUSHI TUMHARI HOGI

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Ek jannat ki pari ho tum, khusbu se bhra hwa ka jhonka ho tum, meri har sans har dadhkan ho tum, meri jan sirf aur sirf meri ho tum. i love u swee2

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Behind Every FAIL Student, There Is A HOT Girlfriend And What About TOPPERS? A HOT Madam Jiski Wajah Se Kaminay Sari Classes Attend Krte Hain.

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Dill tadap sa jata hai ap ko dekh kar. Har lamha duwa karta hu aapko pane ki kya pata apko meri jaan mai jaha dekhu udhar aap hi dikhai dete ho

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Ek Smoker Ne Kaha He... "Zindgi Ek Cigerratte Ki Tarah He... Enjoy Karo, Warna Jal To Rahi Hi Hai, Khatam To Waise Bhi Ho Jayegi..." -bløødycøøl

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पगली ये केसा Virus है तेरे इश्क का
जब भी तेरे बारे में सोचता हूँ
hang सा हो जाता हूँ...:kissing_heart:

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Hum Phoolo Ki Tarah Hasna Jante Hai, Hum Haskar Gam Chhupana Jante Hai, Log Milkar Rishte Nibhate Hai To Kya Hua, Hum Bina Mile Hi Rishte Nibhana Jante Hai.

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Tum bohat saal reh liye apne, Ab mere, sirf mere ho ke raho Andheri raahon par sunsaan raston per, Woh aik chaand sa chehra bohat yaad aya..

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Ab Aur Manzil Pane Ki Hasrat Nahi Kisi Ki Yaad Me Mar Jane Ki Fitrat Nahi Aap Jese Dost Jabse Mile Kisi Aur Ko Dost Banane Ki Jarurat Nahi

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Jo Pyar Kare Use Koi Maaf Nhi Krta, Koi Uske Saat Insaaf Nhi Krta, Log Pyar Ko Paap To Keh Dete Hain, Par Kon Aisa Hai Jo Ye Paap Nhi Krta.

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