1 Ladka Aur Ladki 1 Dusre ko Q Nhi Samajh Pate?
Q ki khuda ne Ladke ko Accha DIMAG diya H Or
Ladki ko Accha DIL, Mgr Ladka DIL se Sochta H Or Ladki DIMAG se..
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Kisi mor pe ham ap ko khoney nahi denge..
Juda hona chaho to honey nahi denge…
Chandni raton man aye gi meri yad…
Meri yad ke wo pal ap ko soney nahi denge
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Ek Smoker Ne Kaha He...
"Zindgi Ek Cigerratte Ki Tarah He...
Enjoy Karo, Warna Jal To Rahi Hi Hai,
Khatam To Waise Bhi Ho Jayegi..."
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Behind Every FAIL Student,
There Is A HOT Girlfriend
And
What About TOPPERS?
A HOT Madam Jiski Wajah Se
Kaminay Sari Classes Attend
Krte Hain.
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Ek ladka aur ek ladki ek dusre se
bhut pyaar karte the..
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Ladki ke baap ko pata lag gya...
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Usne gusse se bijli se chalnewali
aaari ko ladki ke gardan(neck) pe rakh diya..
Woh aari ladki ko katne hi wali thi,
achanak light chali gayi...
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Pass mai khadha woh ladka chillaya..
Congress sarkar Zindabad..
Moral: Agar sacha hai aapka pyaar
to saath hai Bharat Sarkar..
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परपोज़ करने का एक शेर:
कुत्ता मर गया रजाई में,
मैं पागल हो गया तेरी जुदाई में
...हाथी नदी में बह नहीं सकता
अपुन तेरे बिना रह नहीं सकता
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ZAMANE KI HAR JANNAT TUMHARI HOGI
YE AASMAAN YE ZAMI TUMHARI HOGI
MUJHSE KEH BHI NA PAOGE USKE PEHLE
MERE HISSE KI HAR KHUSHI TUMHARI HOGI
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Log Kehte Hai Pyar Itna Mat Karo Ki GirlFriend Sar Par Sawar Ho Jaye,
Hum Kehte Hai Pyar itna Karo Ki Girl Ki Friend Bhi Aapke Sath Farar Ho Jaye.
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Piyar K 2 Andaz Hote Hain..?
1>Pyar Karna
2>Pyar Pana
Piyar Karne K Liye Jazba Chahiye Or Piyar Pane K Liye
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Gadha jo khaye wo ghas ho tum,
Buddhe ka chyawanprash ho tum,
idiot, stupid bakwas ho tum,
par jo bhi ho yar Dost jhakas ho tum.
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Tum bohat saal reh liye apne,
Ab mere, sirf mere ho ke raho
Andheri raahon par sunsaan raston per,
Woh aik chaand sa chehra bohat yaad aya..
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Dil Humara Chocolate Ki Tarah Najuk
Tum Usme Dry Fruits Ka Tadka
Life Hogi Fruit And Nut Jaisi
Agar Mill Jaye Girlfriend Tere Jaisi..
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1 Baar GAAL pe
1 Baar MAATHE pe
1 Baar HAATHO pe
1 Baar AANKHO pe
1 Baar LIPS pe
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"BORO PLUS" Zarur Lgana,
Thandi Aa Gai Hai.
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Hum Phoolo Ki Tarah Hasna Jante Hai,
Hum Haskar Gam Chhupana Jante Hai,
Log Milkar Rishte Nibhate Hai To Kya Hua,
Hum Bina Mile Hi Rishte Nibhana Jante Hai.
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Na Gharz Kisi Se,
Na Wasta,
Mujhe Kaam Apne Kaam Se..
Tere Ziker Se,
Teri Fikr Se,
Teri Yaad Se,
Tere Naam se..!!!
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""KHOON""
se likh diya har diwar pe Uska naam,
aur phir Tod di har diwar
jis pe likha tha uska naam
kyon ki...
'SPELLING MISTAKE THI YAAR"
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Zindgi Apni Masti Me Jiya Karo,
ishq Bahut Buri Cheez Hai Mat Kiya Karo,
ApNa Pura Dhyan Padhai Ki Aur Mod Do,
Aur Apni GF Ko Mere Bharose Chhor Do.
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Best relations
don’t need terms conditions n promises,
They need only two wonderful people,
one who can trust n other who can understand.
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Pyaar Vyaar To Ek Bahana Hai, Dil
Mile Na Mile Lips Ko Milana Hai, Ye
Style Hai Sab Ashiqon Ka, Kya
Kahe Doston Ye Dilip Kumar Ka Nahi
Emraan Hashmi Ka Zamana Hai!
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