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Gadha jo khaye wo ghas ho tum, Buddhe ka chyawanprash ho tum, idiot, stupid bakwas ho tum, par jo bhi ho yar Dost jhakas ho tum.

10 years ago

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परपोज़ करने का एक शेर: कुत्ता मर गया रजाई में, मैं पागल हो गया तेरी जुदाई में ...हाथी नदी में बह नहीं सकता अपुन तेरे बिना रह नहीं सकता

10 years ago

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Dill tadap sa jata hai ap ko dekh kar. Har lamha duwa karta hu aapko pane ki kya pata apko meri jaan mai jaha dekhu udhar aap hi dikhai dete ho

10 years ago

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Ladka ladki se:- tute dil se pyar karogi ya dil tutne tak pyar karogi..? Ladki:-tuti chappal se mar khaoge ya chappal tutne tak mar khaoge..?

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Koshish to hoti hai ke teri har khwaish puri karon…!! Par dar lagta hai ke.. tu khwaish me mjhse judai na mang le…!!

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Piyar K 2 Andaz Hote Hain..? 1>Pyar Karna 2>Pyar Pana Piyar Karne K Liye Jazba Chahiye Or Piyar Pane K Liye {"NASEEB"}

10 years ago

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"Is life me tension hi tension h.. fir b in labon pe muskan h. Qki. Jeena jab har haal me h, to muskura kar jine me kya nuksan h. Keep Smiling, -bløødycøøl

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Girl : I hate the fact, I am not as tall as you. Boy : Well thats an advantage to u if u believe me !:) Girl : How ? Boy : You can listen to my heart which beats only for u ♥♥

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Hatho Ki Lakiro Ka Aitbar Kar Lena, Bharosa Ho To Had Ko Paar Kr Lena, Khona Pana To Nasibo Ka Khel H, Dil Ko Jo Apna Lge Bas Ussi Se Pyar Kr Lena..

10 years ago

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Ladka:mujse shadi karogi?? Ladki:kyu?? Ladka:mera bahut lamba hei Ladki:kya!!!!! Ladka:Anubhav Ladki:ha,lekin mera bahut Gehera hei Ladka:kya???? Ladki:Atmavishwas!!!

10 years ago

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हमें :bow: शादी :writing_hand:ka :angel: कोई:writing_hand: शौक :raised_hands:नहीं :writing_hand: है :v: कसम :footprints: से,:heart_exclamation::cupid: ये :writing_hand:तो :punch:आने :writing_hand:वाले :zzz:बच्चों :two_men_holding_hands: की :writing_hand: ज़िद :writing_hand: है :bow: की मम्मी_ :bride_with_veil:चाहिए.:muscle::writing_hand::bow::cupid::heart_exclamation:

9 years ago

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Fantastic Answer by a philosopher to a question asked at the BBC. Define Birthday! Answer: The only day in your life, when you cried & your mother was Smiling.

10 years ago

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मौसम :cloud: मे अजब सी खुमारी :relaxed: छा रही है,
सुना है कि मोहब्बत :heart: की फरवरी :couple: आ रही है. :heart_eyes:

9 years ago

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Tum bohat saal reh liye apne, Ab mere, sirf mere ho ke raho Andheri raahon par sunsaan raston per, Woh aik chaand sa chehra bohat yaad aya..

10 years ago

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I love you i love you i love you i love you i love you i love you i love you i love you are rasna to bola hi nahi... I love you rasna...

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Apni Nazro Se Sawal Kiya H Usne Har Lamhe Ko 1 Saal Kiya H Usne Tumhi Batao Mai Call Use Kese Karu Ankho-ankho Se Miss Call Kiya H Usne..

10 years ago

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Ek ladka aur ek ladki ek dusre se bhut pyaar karte the.. . . . . Ladki ke baap ko pata lag gya... . . . Usne gusse se bijli se chalnewali aaari ko ladki ke gardan(neck) pe rakh diya.. Woh aari ladki ko katne hi wali thi, achanak light chali gayi... . Pass mai khadha woh ladka chillaya.. Congress sarkar Zindabad.. Moral: Agar sacha hai aapka pyaar to saath hai Bharat Sarkar..

10 years ago

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Ek time meri girlFrnd ne mujhe apne ghar bulaya, Me ghar paucha or bell bajai, Uski choti sister ne darwaza khola, Wo bahut sundar thi, Muskura k boli ap bahut smart ho, Abhi ghar pr koi nhi he. Mai akeli hu,Mai muskraya Or, Apni bike ki taraf wapas jane laga, To uski puri family ghar se baharaa gai or, Meri sharafat ki tarif karte hue, Mujhe gale lagaya or kaha, Hum ko rishta manzur he. Ab mai kya batau? Ke Mai to bike ko lock karne gayatha..

10 years ago

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Arz kiya hai Na Chaaho Itna Hame Chahoto Se Dar Lagta Hai, Na Aao Itna Kareeb Judai Se Dar Lagta Hai.. Tumhari Wafao Pe Bharosa Hai Magar Apne Naseeb Se Dar Lagta Hai..!!

10 years ago

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Apki Kanjusi Dil Ko Bha Gai Hamain Bhi Apne Fone K Balance Ki Keemat Samajh Aa Gai Socha Ab Apko Message Na Karein Magar Ye Kambakht Dosti Hamain Yaad aa Gai

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