Love Funny SMS, New Whatsapp Status

Woh Jaate Jaate Keh Gaye Ki Hum Sirf Khwabon Mein Aayenge, Hum Ne Kaha Vaada To Karlo, Hum Zindagi Bhar Ke Liye So Jayenge!

8 years ago

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Ladka:mujse shadi karogi?? Ladki:kyu?? Ladka:mera bahut lamba hei Ladki:kya!!!!! Ladka:Anubhav Ladki:ha,lekin mera bahut Gehera hei Ladka:kya???? Ladki:Atmavishwas!!!

8 years ago

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Jab maine darwaja khola, Aapki aakho me aansu, Chehre par hasi thi, Shasho me aahen dil me bebasi thi, Pehle Q nahi bataya ki darwwaze me ungli fasi thi..

8 years ago

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परपोज़ करने का एक शेर: कुत्ता मर गया रजाई में, मैं पागल हो गया तेरी जुदाई में ...हाथी नदी में बह नहीं सकता अपुन तेरे बिना रह नहीं सकता

8 years ago

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Ek ladka aur ek ladki ek dusre se bhut pyaar karte the.. . . . . Ladki ke baap ko pata lag gya... . . . Usne gusse se bijli se chalnewali aaari ko ladki ke gardan(neck) pe rakh diya.. Woh aari ladki ko katne hi wali thi, achanak light chali gayi... . Pass mai khadha woh ladka chillaya.. Congress sarkar Zindabad.. Moral: Agar sacha hai aapka pyaar to saath hai Bharat Sarkar..

8 years ago

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Dil Humara Chocolate Ki Tarah Najuk Tum Usme Dry Fruits Ka Tadka Life Hogi Fruit And Nut Jaisi Agar Mill Jaye Girlfriend Tere Jaisi..

8 years ago

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Ladka ladki se:- tute dil se pyar karogi ya dil tutne tak pyar karogi..? Ladki:-tuti chappal se mar khaoge ya chappal tutne tak mar khaoge..?

8 years ago

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Pyaar Vyaar To Ek Bahana Hai, Dil Mile Na Mile Lips Ko Milana Hai, Ye Style Hai Sab Ashiqon Ka, Kya Kahe Doston Ye Dilip Kumar Ka Nahi Emraan Hashmi Ka Zamana Hai!

8 years ago

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Girl : I hate the fact, I am not as tall as you. Boy : Well thats an advantage to u if u believe me !:) Girl : How ? Boy : You can listen to my heart which beats only for u ♥♥

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ZAMANE KI HAR JANNAT TUMHARI HOGI YE AASMAAN YE ZAMI TUMHARI HOGI MUJHSE KEH BHI NA PAOGE USKE PEHLE MERE HISSE KI HAR KHUSHI TUMHARI HOGI

8 years ago

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1 khwab ,1 pyar ,1 haqiqat ho tum . Dosti me padnewali har zaroorat ho tum. Jisko roj itne SMS karnepade,woh musibat ho tum.

8 years ago

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SMS ek masti hai, Yeh call se sasti hai, Neend ko bhagati hai, Khoon ko jagati hai, Dimaag ko pakati hai, Aur aapko hamari yaad dilati hai.

8 years ago

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Piyar K 2 Andaz Hote Hain..? 1>Pyar Karna 2>Pyar Pana Piyar Karne K Liye Jazba Chahiye Or Piyar Pane K Liye {"NASEEB"}

8 years ago

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Log Kehte Hai Pyar Itna Mat Karo Ki GirlFriend Sar Par Sawar Ho Jaye, Hum Kehte Hai Pyar itna Karo Ki Girl Ki Friend Bhi Aapke Sath Farar Ho Jaye.

8 years ago

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Koshish to hoti hai ke teri har khwaish puri karon…!! Par dar lagta hai ke.. tu khwaish me mjhse judai na mang le…!!

8 years ago

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Socha Tha Nahi Karenge Mohabbat Kisi Se.. Par Anjaane Me Ek Ghaav Laga Bethe.. Ek Shaks Ko Paane Ke Liye Hue Itne Pagal.. Ki Apna Sab Kuch Gawa Bethe.. Chaaha Tha Zndgi Me Jeena Pehli Baar.. Par Baaki Ki Zndgi Me Gam E Bahaar Laga Bethe..!

8 years ago

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Apni Nazro Se Sawal Kiya H Usne Har Lamhe Ko 1 Saal Kiya H Usne Tumhi Batao Mai Call Use Kese Karu Ankho-ankho Se Miss Call Kiya H Usne..

8 years ago

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Ek Smoker Ne Kaha He... "Zindgi Ek Cigerratte Ki Tarah He... Enjoy Karo, Warna Jal To Rahi Hi Hai, Khatam To Waise Bhi Ho Jayegi..." -bløødycøøl

8 years ago

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""KHOON"" se likh diya har diwar pe Uska naam, aur phir Tod di har diwar jis pe likha tha uska naam kyon ki... 'SPELLING MISTAKE THI YAAR" *~*~*~*~*

8 years ago

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Fantastic Answer by a philosopher to a question asked at the BBC. Define Birthday! Answer: The only day in your life, when you cried & your mother was Smiling.

8 years ago

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