Ek ladka aur ek ladki ek dusre se
bhut pyaar karte the..
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Ladki ke baap ko pata lag gya...
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Usne gusse se bijli se chalnewali
aaari ko ladki ke gardan(neck) pe rakh diya..
Woh aari ladki ko katne hi wali thi,
achanak light chali gayi...
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Pass mai khadha woh ladka chillaya..
Congress sarkar Zindabad..
Moral: Agar sacha hai aapka pyaar
to saath hai Bharat Sarkar..
Arz kiya hai
Na Chaaho Itna Hame
Chahoto Se Dar Lagta Hai,
Na Aao Itna Kareeb
Judai Se Dar Lagta Hai..
Tumhari Wafao Pe Bharosa Hai
Magar Apne Naseeb Se Dar Lagta Hai..!!
Maa beti se: Beti doodh ka glasspee lo;
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Beti: No mama mujhe nai peena
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Maa: Beti agr doodh nai peo gi tobari kse hogi?
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Beti: maa apko b to doodh pasandnhi,
phir b aap bari ho gai hain
Mai b nhi peeongi to bari ho jaungi.
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Maa:
Achi bachiyan zid nhi krti,
Agr meri achi beti ho to doodhpeelo
warna mei tum se khafa ho jaon gi.
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Beti: OK mama,.
aap kehti hain tou mein doodh pee
leti hoon . .
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Aur iss trha uss ki beti ne doodh pilia..
Post end tak kitnay dhyaan sayparha hai
Definition of "KISS" from educational
point of view.
MATHS:
KISS is the shortest distance
between 2 Lips...!
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ECONOMICS:
KISS is that thing 4 which the
DEMAND is always higher than the
SUPPLY...!
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PHYSICS:
KISS is the powerful process of
charging 2 human bodies in a
short time...!
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COMPUTER: KISS is just like aLAN, in
which 2
bodies are connected without
any DATA CABLE...!
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Class Over!
"Is life me tension hi tension h..
fir b in labon pe muskan h.
Qki.
Jeena jab har haal me h,
to muskura kar jine me kya nuksan h.
Keep Smiling,
-bløødycøøl
BEST RELATION ke network ke liye zaruri hai,
-yado ka recharge,
-sharart ka miss call,
-pyara sa sms,
-dil ki range,
-aur bharose ki lifetime validity.