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  • Tum bohat saal reh liye apne, Ab mere, sirf mere ho ke raho Andheri raahon par sunsaan raston per, Woh aik chaand sa chehra bohat yaad aya..
  • 9 years ago



    Tags : Love Funny SMS
  • Ek ladka aur ek ladki ek dusre se bhut pyaar karte the.. . . . . Ladki ke baap ko pata lag gya... . . . Usne gusse se bijli se chalnewali aaari ko ladki ke gardan(neck) pe rakh diya.. Woh aari ladki ko katne hi wali thi, achanak light chali gayi... . Pass mai khadha woh ladka chillaya.. Congress sarkar Zindabad.. Moral: Agar sacha hai aapka pyaar to saath hai Bharat Sarkar..
  • 9 years ago



    Tags : Love Funny SMS
  • Na Gharz Kisi Se, Na Wasta, Mujhe Kaam Apne Kaam Se.. Tere Ziker Se, Teri Fikr Se, Teri Yaad Se, Tere Naam se..!!!
  • 9 years ago



    Tags : Love Funny SMS
  • Ab Aur Manzil Pane Ki Hasrat Nahi Kisi Ki Yaad Me Mar Jane Ki Fitrat Nahi Aap Jese Dost Jabse Mile Kisi Aur Ko Dost Banane Ki Jarurat Nahi
  • 9 years ago



    Tags : Love Funny SMS
  • Ladka ladki se:- tute dil se pyar karogi ya dil tutne tak pyar karogi..? Ladki:-tuti chappal se mar khaoge ya chappal tutne tak mar khaoge..
  • 9 years ago



    Tags : Love Funny SMS
  • Hatho Ki Lakiro Ka Aitbar Kar Lena, Bharosa Ho To Had Ko Paar Kr Lena, Khona Pana To Nasibo Ka Khel H, Dil Ko Jo Apna Lge Bas Ussi Se Pyar Kr Lena..
  • 9 years ago



    Tags : Love Funny SMS
  • Koshish to hoti hai ke teri har khwaish puri karon…!! Par dar lagta hai ke.. tu khwaish me mjhse judai na mang le…!!
  • 9 years ago



    Tags : Love Funny SMS
  • Happiness Keeps u Sweet, Sorrows Keep u Human Failure Keeps u Humble, Success Keeps u glowing & GOD Keeps u Going. Have a blessed life!
  • 9 years ago



    Tags : Love Funny SMS
  • Arz kiya hai Na Chaaho Itna Hame Chahoto Se Dar Lagta Hai, Na Aao Itna Kareeb Judai Se Dar Lagta Hai.. Tumhari Wafao Pe Bharosa Hai Magar Apne Naseeb Se Dar Lagta Hai..!!
  • 9 years ago



    Tags : Love Funny SMS
  • Ek Smoker Ne Kaha He... "Zindgi Ek Cigerratte Ki Tarah He... Enjoy Karo, Warna Jal To Rahi Hi Hai, Khatam To Waise Bhi Ho Jayegi..." -bløødycøøl
  • 9 years ago



    Tags : Love Funny SMS
  • Hum Phoolo Ki Tarah Hasna Jante Hai, Hum Haskar Gam Chhupana Jante Hai, Log Milkar Rishte Nibhate Hai To Kya Hua, Hum Bina Mile Hi Rishte Nibhana Jante Hai.
  • 9 years ago



    Tags : Love Funny SMS
  • Maa beti se: Beti doodh ka glasspee lo; . . Beti: No mama mujhe nai peena . Maa: Beti agr doodh nai peo gi tobari kse hogi? . Beti: maa apko b to doodh pasandnhi, phir b aap bari ho gai hain Mai b nhi peeongi to bari ho jaungi. . Maa: Achi bachiyan zid nhi krti, Agr meri achi beti ho to doodhpeelo warna mei tum se khafa ho jaon gi. . Beti: OK mama,. aap kehti hain tou mein doodh pee leti hoon . . . . Aur iss trha uss ki beti ne doodh pilia.. Post end tak kitnay dhyaan sayparha hai
  • 9 years ago



    Tags : Love Funny SMS
  • Definition of "KISS" from educational point of view. MATHS: KISS is the shortest distance between 2 Lips...! . ECONOMICS: KISS is that thing 4 which the DEMAND is always higher than the SUPPLY...! . PHYSICS: KISS is the powerful process of charging 2 human bodies in a short time...! . COMPUTER: KISS is just like aLAN, in which 2 bodies are connected without any DATA CABLE...! . . . Class Over!
  • 9 years ago



    Tags : Love Funny SMS
  • हमें :bow: शादी :writing_hand:ka :angel: कोई:writing_hand: शौक :raised_hands:नहीं :writing_hand: है :v: कसम :footprints: से,:heart_exclamation::cupid: ये :writing_hand:तो :punch:आने :writing_hand:वाले :zzz:बच्चों :two_men_holding_hands: की :writing_hand: ज़िद :writing_hand: है :bow: की मम्मी_ :bride_with_veil:चाहिए.:muscle::writing_hand::bow::cupid::heart_exclamation:
  • 8 years ago



    Tags : Hindi Love SMS , Love Funny SMS , Whatsapp Love SMS , Whatsapp Love Status , Funny WhatsApp Status
  • "Is life me tension hi tension h.. fir b in labon pe muskan h. Qki. Jeena jab har haal me h, to muskura kar jine me kya nuksan h. Keep Smiling, -bløødycøøl
  • 9 years ago



    Tags : Love Funny SMS
  • BEST RELATION ke network ke liye zaruri hai, -yado ka recharge, -sharart ka miss call, -pyara sa sms, -dil ki range, -aur bharose ki lifetime validity.
  • 9 years ago



    Tags : Love Funny SMS
  • I love you i love you i love you i love you i love you i love you i love you i love you are rasna to bola hi nahi... I love you rasna...
  • 9 years ago



    Tags : Love Funny SMS
  • Dill tadap sa jata hai ap ko dekh kar. Har lamha duwa karta hu aapko pane ki kya pata apko meri jaan mai jaha dekhu udhar aap hi dikhai dete ho
  • 9 years ago



    Tags : Love Funny SMS