Socha Tha Nahi Karenge Mohabbat Kisi Se..
Par
Anjaane Me Ek Ghaav Laga Bethe..
Ek Shaks Ko Paane Ke Liye Hue Itne Pagal..
Ki
Apna Sab Kuch Gawa Bethe..
Chaaha Tha Zndgi Me Jeena Pehli Baar..
Par
Baaki Ki Zndgi Me Gam E Bahaar Laga Bethe..!
Fantastic Answer by a philosopher
to a question asked at the BBC.
Define Birthday!
Answer: The only day in your life,
when you cried & your mother was Smiling.
Definition of "KISS" from educational
point of view.
MATHS:
KISS is the shortest distance
between 2 Lips...!
.
ECONOMICS:
KISS is that thing 4 which the
DEMAND is always higher than the
SUPPLY...!
.
PHYSICS:
KISS is the powerful process of
charging 2 human bodies in a
short time...!
.
COMPUTER: KISS is just like aLAN, in
which 2
bodies are connected without
any DATA CABLE...!
.
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.
Class Over!
Ek student ki aakhri
khwaish
.
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.
Mujhe jala dena
ya dafna dena,
.
maru to 1 ghoot beer pila
dena,
.
mein tajmahal nahi chahta
dosto,
.
meri kabr
par girls hostel bana
dena!! :P :P
Gum ki aahat bhi na aaye tere dar par,
pyar ka samunder ka tu bhi ek kinara ho,
kabhi bhool se jo tapke teri aankh se moti,
thame wohi jo tujhe sab se pyara ho !!!