Girl : I hate the fact, I am not as tall as you.
Boy : Well thats an advantage to u if u believe me !:)
Girl : How ?
Boy : You can listen to my heart which beats only for u ♥♥
Ek student ki aakhri
khwaish
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Mujhe jala dena
ya dafna dena,
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maru to 1 ghoot beer pila
dena,
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mein tajmahal nahi chahta
dosto,
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meri kabr
par girls hostel bana
dena!! :P :P
Apki Kanjusi Dil Ko Bha Gai
Hamain Bhi Apne Fone K Balance Ki Keemat Samajh Aa Gai
Socha Ab Apko Message Na Karein
Magar Ye Kambakht Dosti Hamain Yaad aa Gai
Gum ki aahat bhi na aaye tere dar par,
pyar ka samunder ka tu bhi ek kinara ho,
kabhi bhool se jo tapke teri aankh se moti,
thame wohi jo tujhe sab se pyara ho !!!
Itni dosti naa karo ki bigad jaye hum.
thoda danta bhi karo ki sudhar jaye hum.
ho jaye gar humse koi khata to ho jana khafa,
magar itna bhi nahi k mar hi jaye hum.
Arz kiya hai
Na Chaaho Itna Hame
Chahoto Se Dar Lagta Hai,
Na Aao Itna Kareeb
Judai Se Dar Lagta Hai..
Tumhari Wafao Pe Bharosa Hai
Magar Apne Naseeb Se Dar Lagta Hai..!!
Kisi mor pe ham ap ko khoney nahi denge..
Juda hona chaho to honey nahi denge…
Chandni raton man aye gi meri yad…
Meri yad ke wo pal ap ko soney nahi denge
Definition of "KISS" from educational
point of view.
MATHS:
KISS is the shortest distance
between 2 Lips...!
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ECONOMICS:
KISS is that thing 4 which the
DEMAND is always higher than the
SUPPLY...!
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PHYSICS:
KISS is the powerful process of
charging 2 human bodies in a
short time...!
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COMPUTER: KISS is just like aLAN, in
which 2
bodies are connected without
any DATA CABLE...!
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Class Over!