Love Funny SMS

Ek Smoker Ne Kaha He... "Zindgi Ek Cigerratte Ki Tarah He... Enjoy Karo, Warna Jal To Rahi Hi Hai, Khatam To Waise Bhi Ho Jayegi..." -bløødycøøl

10 years ago

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Gadha jo khaye wo ghas ho tum, Buddhe ka chyawanprash ho tum, idiot, stupid bakwas ho tum, par jo bhi ho yar Dost jhakas ho tum.

10 years ago

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""KHOON"" se likh diya har diwar pe Uska naam, aur phir Tod di har diwar jis pe likha tha uska naam kyon ki... 'SPELLING MISTAKE THI YAAR" *~*~*~*~*

10 years ago

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Log Kehte Hai Pyar Itna Mat Karo Ki GirlFriend Sar Par Sawar Ho Jaye, Hum Kehte Hai Pyar itna Karo Ki Girl Ki Friend Bhi Aapke Sath Farar Ho Jaye.

10 years ago

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Koshish to hoti hai ke teri har khwaish puri karon…!! Par dar lagta hai ke.. tu khwaish me mjhse judai na mang le…!!

10 years ago

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Maa beti se: Beti doodh ka glasspee lo; . . Beti: No mama mujhe nai peena . Maa: Beti agr doodh nai peo gi tobari kse hogi? . Beti: maa apko b to doodh pasandnhi, phir b aap bari ho gai hain Mai b nhi peeongi to bari ho jaungi. . Maa: Achi bachiyan zid nhi krti, Agr meri achi beti ho to doodhpeelo warna mei tum se khafa ho jaon gi. . Beti: OK mama,. aap kehti hain tou mein doodh pee leti hoon . . . . Aur iss trha uss ki beti ne doodh pilia.. Post end tak kitnay dhyaan sayparha hai

10 years ago

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मौसम :cloud: मे अजब सी खुमारी :relaxed: छा रही है,
सुना है कि मोहब्बत :heart: की फरवरी :couple: आ रही है. :heart_eyes:

9 years ago

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Best relations don’t need terms conditions n promises, They need only two wonderful people, one who can trust n other who can understand.

10 years ago

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SMS ek masti hai, Yeh call se sasti hai, Neend ko bhagati hai, Khoon ko jagati hai, Dimaag ko pakati hai, Aur aapko hamari yaad dilati hai.

10 years ago

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Woh Jaate Jaate Keh Gaye Ki Hum Sirf Khwabon Mein Aayenge, Hum Ne Kaha Vaada To Karlo, Hum Zindagi Bhar Ke Liye So Jayenge!

10 years ago

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तू :point_up_2: सफर मेरा:two_hearts:
है तू :point_up_2: ही मेरी मंज़िल:sparkling_heart:
तेरे :point_up_2: बिना गुज़ारा..!♡♡
ऐ दिल है मुश्किल...:gift_heart:

तू :point_up_2: मेरा खुदा..:dizzy:
तूही :point_up_2: दुआ में शामिल..
तेरे :point_up_2: बिना गुज़ारा..!♡♡
ऐ दिल है मुश्किल... :gift_heart:

9 years ago

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Hum Phoolo Ki Tarah Hasna Jante Hai, Hum Haskar Gam Chhupana Jante Hai, Log Milkar Rishte Nibhate Hai To Kya Hua, Hum Bina Mile Hi Rishte Nibhana Jante Hai.

10 years ago

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BEST RELATION ke network ke liye zaruri hai, -yado ka recharge, -sharart ka miss call, -pyara sa sms, -dil ki range, -aur bharose ki lifetime validity.

10 years ago

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Itni dosti naa karo ki bigad jaye hum. thoda danta bhi karo ki sudhar jaye hum. ho jaye gar humse koi khata to ho jana khafa, magar itna bhi nahi k mar hi jaye hum.

10 years ago

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Hatho Ki Lakiro Ka Aitbar Kar Lena, Bharosa Ho To Had Ko Paar Kr Lena, Khona Pana To Nasibo Ka Khel H, Dil Ko Jo Apna Lge Bas Ussi Se Pyar Kr Lena..

10 years ago

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Tum bohat saal reh liye apne, Ab mere, sirf mere ho ke raho Andheri raahon par sunsaan raston per, Woh aik chaand sa chehra bohat yaad aya..

10 years ago

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Ek time meri girlFrnd ne mujhe apne ghar bulaya, Me ghar paucha or bell bajai, Uski choti sister ne darwaza khola, Wo bahut sundar thi, Muskura k boli ap bahut smart ho, Abhi ghar pr koi nhi he. Mai akeli hu,Mai muskraya Or, Apni bike ki taraf wapas jane laga, To uski puri family ghar se baharaa gai or, Meri sharafat ki tarif karte hue, Mujhe gale lagaya or kaha, Hum ko rishta manzur he. Ab mai kya batau? Ke Mai to bike ko lock karne gayatha..

10 years ago

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Ek jannat ki pari ho tum, khusbu se bhra hwa ka jhonka ho tum, meri har sans har dadhkan ho tum, meri jan sirf aur sirf meri ho tum. i love u swee2

10 years ago

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हमें :bow: शादी :writing_hand:ka :angel: कोई:writing_hand: शौक :raised_hands:नहीं :writing_hand: है :v: कसम :footprints: से,:heart_exclamation::cupid: ये :writing_hand:तो :punch:आने :writing_hand:वाले :zzz:बच्चों :two_men_holding_hands: की :writing_hand: ज़िद :writing_hand: है :bow: की मम्मी_ :bride_with_veil:चाहिए.:muscle::writing_hand::bow::cupid::heart_exclamation:

9 years ago

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1 khwab ,1 pyar ,1 haqiqat ho tum . Dosti me padnewali har zaroorat ho tum. Jisko roj itne SMS karnepade,woh musibat ho tum.

10 years ago

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