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  • India ki reet: Ladki agar khud pat jaye to PYAR... Dost log patwaye to UPHAR... Gharwale la de to SANSKAR... aur agar khud patake ghar le aao to HAHAKAR...!!:p...
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek Smoker Ne Kaha He... "Zindgi Ek Cigerratte Ki Tarah He... Enjoy Karo, Warna Jal To Rahi Hi Hai, Khatam To Waise Bhi Ho Jayegi..." -bløødycøøl
    • 10 years ago



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  • Gum ki aahat bhi na aaye tere dar par, pyar ka samunder ka tu bhi ek kinara ho, kabhi bhool se jo tapke teri aankh se moti, thame wohi jo tujhe sab se pyara ho !!!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ladka ladki se:- tute dil se pyar karogi ya dil tutne tak pyar karogi..? Ladki:-tuti chappal se mar khaoge ya chappal tutne tak mar khaoge..?
    • 10 years ago



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  • Tum bohat saal reh liye apne, Ab mere, sirf mere ho ke raho Andheri raahon par sunsaan raston per, Woh aik chaand sa chehra bohat yaad aya..
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ab Aur Manzil Pane Ki Hasrat Nahi Kisi Ki Yaad Me Mar Jane Ki Fitrat Nahi Aap Jese Dost Jabse Mile Kisi Aur Ko Dost Banane Ki Jarurat Nahi
    • 10 years ago



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  • Apki Kanjusi Dil Ko Bha Gai Hamain Bhi Apne Fone K Balance Ki Keemat Samajh Aa Gai Socha Ab Apko Message Na Karein Magar Ye Kambakht Dosti Hamain Yaad aa Gai
    • 10 years ago



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  • ""KHOON"" se likh diya har diwar pe Uska naam, aur phir Tod di har diwar jis pe likha tha uska naam kyon ki... 'SPELLING MISTAKE THI YAAR" *~*~*~*~*
    • 10 years ago



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  • Definition of "KISS" from educational point of view. MATHS: KISS is the shortest distance between 2 Lips...! . ECONOMICS: KISS is that thing 4 which the DEMAND is always higher than the SUPPLY...! . PHYSICS: KISS is the powerful process of charging 2 human bodies in a short time...! . COMPUTER: KISS is just like aLAN, in which 2 bodies are connected without any DATA CABLE...! . . . Class Over!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Happiness Keeps u Sweet, Sorrows Keep u Human Failure Keeps u Humble, Success Keeps u glowing & GOD Keeps u Going. Have a blessed life!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Piyar K 2 Andaz Hote Hain..? 1>Pyar Karna 2>Pyar Pana Piyar Karne K Liye Jazba Chahiye Or Piyar Pane K Liye {"NASEEB"}
    • 10 years ago



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  • BEST RELATION ke network ke liye zaruri hai, -yado ka recharge, -sharart ka miss call, -pyara sa sms, -dil ki range, -aur bharose ki lifetime validity.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Fantastic Answer by a philosopher to a question asked at the BBC. Define Birthday! Answer: The only day in your life, when you cried & your mother was Smiling.
    • 10 years ago



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  • 1 Ladka Aur Ladki 1 Dusre ko Q Nhi Samajh Pate? Q ki khuda ne Ladke ko Accha DIMAG diya H Or Ladki ko Accha DIL, Mgr Ladka DIL se Sochta H Or Ladki DIMAG se..
    • 10 years ago



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  • Maa beti se: Beti doodh ka glasspee lo; . . Beti: No mama mujhe nai peena . Maa: Beti agr doodh nai peo gi tobari kse hogi? . Beti: maa apko b to doodh pasandnhi, phir b aap bari ho gai hain Mai b nhi peeongi to bari ho jaungi. . Maa: Achi bachiyan zid nhi krti, Agr meri achi beti ho to doodhpeelo warna mei tum se khafa ho jaon gi. . Beti: OK mama,. aap kehti hain tou mein doodh pee leti hoon . . . . Aur iss trha uss ki beti ne doodh pilia.. Post end tak kitnay dhyaan sayparha hai
    • 10 years ago



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  • Jab maine darwaja khola, Aapki aakho me aansu, Chehre par hasi thi, Shasho me aahen dil me bebasi thi, Pehle Q nahi bataya ki darwwaze me ungli fasi thi..
    • 10 years ago



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  • Girl : I hate the fact, I am not as tall as you. Boy : Well thats an advantage to u if u believe me !:) Girl : How ? Boy : You can listen to my heart which beats only for u ♥♥
    • 10 years ago



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  • SMS ek masti hai, Yeh call se sasti hai, Neend ko bhagati hai, Khoon ko jagati hai, Dimaag ko pakati hai, Aur aapko hamari yaad dilati hai.
    • 10 years ago



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