India ki reet:
Ladki agar khud pat jaye to PYAR...
Dost log patwaye to UPHAR... Gharwale la de to
SANSKAR... aur agar khud patake ghar le aao to
HAHAKAR...!!:p...
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Tum bohat saal reh liye apne,
Ab mere, sirf mere ho ke raho
Andheri raahon par sunsaan raston per,
Woh aik chaand sa chehra bohat yaad aya..
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I love you
i love you
i love you
i love you
i love you
i love you
i love you
i love you
are rasna to bola hi nahi...
I love you rasna...
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Ek jannat ki pari ho tum,
khusbu se bhra hwa ka jhonka ho tum,
meri har sans har dadhkan ho tum,
meri jan sirf aur sirf meri ho tum.
i love u swee2
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Hum Phoolo Ki Tarah Hasna Jante Hai,
Hum Haskar Gam Chhupana Jante Hai,
Log Milkar Rishte Nibhate Hai To Kya Hua,
Hum Bina Mile Hi Rishte Nibhana Jante Hai.
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Ladka ladki se:-
tute dil se pyar karogi ya dil tutne tak pyar karogi..?
Ladki:-tuti chappal se mar khaoge ya chappal tutne tak mar khaoge..
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Behind Every FAIL Student,
There Is A HOT Girlfriend
And
What About TOPPERS?
A HOT Madam Jiski Wajah Se
Kaminay Sari Classes Attend
Krte Hain.
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Gadha jo khaye wo ghas ho tum,
Buddhe ka chyawanprash ho tum,
idiot, stupid bakwas ho tum,
par jo bhi ho yar Dost jhakas ho tum.
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SMS ek masti hai,
Yeh call se sasti hai,
Neend ko bhagati hai,
Khoon ko jagati hai,
Dimaag ko pakati hai,
Aur aapko hamari yaad dilati hai.
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Apki Kanjusi Dil Ko Bha Gai
Hamain Bhi Apne Fone K Balance Ki Keemat Samajh Aa Gai
Socha Ab Apko Message Na Karein
Magar Ye Kambakht Dosti Hamain Yaad aa Gai
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"Is life me tension hi tension h..
fir b in labon pe muskan h.
Qki.
Jeena jab har haal me h,
to muskura kar jine me kya nuksan h.
Keep Smiling,
-bløødycøøl
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1 khwab ,1 pyar ,1 haqiqat ho tum .
Dosti me padnewali har zaroorat ho tum.
Jisko roj itne SMS karnepade,woh musibat ho tum.
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Dil Humara Chocolate Ki Tarah Najuk
Tum Usme Dry Fruits Ka Tadka
Life Hogi Fruit And Nut Jaisi
Agar Mill Jaye Girlfriend Tere Jaisi..
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""KHOON""
se likh diya har diwar pe Uska naam,
aur phir Tod di har diwar
jis pe likha tha uska naam
kyon ki...
'SPELLING MISTAKE THI YAAR"
*~*~*~*~*
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Fantastic Answer by a philosopher
to a question asked at the BBC.
Define Birthday!
Answer: The only day in your life,
when you cried & your mother was Smiling.
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Log Kehte Hai Pyar Itna Mat Karo Ki GirlFriend Sar Par Sawar Ho Jaye,
Hum Kehte Hai Pyar itna Karo Ki Girl Ki Friend Bhi Aapke Sath Farar Ho Jaye.
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Best relations
don’t need terms conditions n promises,
They need only two wonderful people,
one who can trust n other who can understand.
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Woh Jaate Jaate Keh Gaye Ki Hum Sirf
Khwabon Mein Aayenge,
Hum Ne Kaha Vaada To Karlo, Hum Zindagi
Bhar Ke Liye So Jayenge!
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