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Piyar K 2 Andaz Hote Hain..? 1>Pyar Karna 2>Pyar Pana Piyar Karne K Liye Jazba Chahiye Or Piyar Pane K Liye {"NASEEB"}

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Gadha jo khaye wo ghas ho tum, Buddhe ka chyawanprash ho tum, idiot, stupid bakwas ho tum, par jo bhi ho yar Dost jhakas ho tum.

8 years ago

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Ek time meri girlFrnd ne mujhe apne ghar bulaya, Me ghar paucha or bell bajai, Uski choti sister ne darwaza khola, Wo bahut sundar thi, Muskura k boli ap bahut smart ho, Abhi ghar pr koi nhi he. Mai akeli hu,Mai muskraya Or, Apni bike ki taraf wapas jane laga, To uski puri family ghar se baharaa gai or, Meri sharafat ki tarif karte hue, Mujhe gale lagaya or kaha, Hum ko rishta manzur he. Ab mai kya batau? Ke Mai to bike ko lock karne gayatha..

8 years ago

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Arz kiya hai Na Chaaho Itna Hame Chahoto Se Dar Lagta Hai, Na Aao Itna Kareeb Judai Se Dar Lagta Hai.. Tumhari Wafao Pe Bharosa Hai Magar Apne Naseeb Se Dar Lagta Hai..!!

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""KHOON"" se likh diya har diwar pe Uska naam, aur phir Tod di har diwar jis pe likha tha uska naam kyon ki... 'SPELLING MISTAKE THI YAAR" *~*~*~*~*

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Maa beti se: Beti doodh ka glasspee lo; . . Beti: No mama mujhe nai peena . Maa: Beti agr doodh nai peo gi tobari kse hogi? . Beti: maa apko b to doodh pasandnhi, phir b aap bari ho gai hain Mai b nhi peeongi to bari ho jaungi. . Maa: Achi bachiyan zid nhi krti, Agr meri achi beti ho to doodhpeelo warna mei tum se khafa ho jaon gi. . Beti: OK mama,. aap kehti hain tou mein doodh pee leti hoon . . . . Aur iss trha uss ki beti ne doodh pilia.. Post end tak kitnay dhyaan sayparha hai

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Happiness Keeps u Sweet, Sorrows Keep u Human Failure Keeps u Humble, Success Keeps u glowing & GOD Keeps u Going. Have a blessed life!

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"Is life me tension hi tension h.. fir b in labon pe muskan h. Qki. Jeena jab har haal me h, to muskura kar jine me kya nuksan h. Keep Smiling, -bløødycøøl

8 years ago

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मौसम :cloud: मे अजब सी खुमारी :relaxed: छा रही है,
सुना है कि मोहब्बत :heart: की फरवरी :couple: आ रही है. :heart_eyes:

8 years ago

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पगली ये केसा Virus है तेरे इश्क का
जब भी तेरे बारे में सोचता हूँ
hang सा हो जाता हूँ...:kissing_heart:

8 years ago

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Woh Jaate Jaate Keh Gaye Ki Hum Sirf Khwabon Mein Aayenge, Hum Ne Kaha Vaada To Karlo, Hum Zindagi Bhar Ke Liye So Jayenge!

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Definition of "KISS" from educational point of view. MATHS: KISS is the shortest distance between 2 Lips...! . ECONOMICS: KISS is that thing 4 which the DEMAND is always higher than the SUPPLY...! . PHYSICS: KISS is the powerful process of charging 2 human bodies in a short time...! . COMPUTER: KISS is just like aLAN, in which 2 bodies are connected without any DATA CABLE...! . . . Class Over!

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Hatho Ki Lakiro Ka Aitbar Kar Lena, Bharosa Ho To Had Ko Paar Kr Lena, Khona Pana To Nasibo Ka Khel H, Dil Ko Jo Apna Lge Bas Ussi Se Pyar Kr Lena..

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Kisi mor pe ham ap ko khoney nahi denge.. Juda hona chaho to honey nahi denge… Chandni raton man aye gi meri yad… Meri yad ke wo pal ap ko soney nahi denge

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