Apki Kanjusi Dil Ko Bha Gai
Hamain Bhi Apne Fone K Balance Ki Keemat Samajh Aa Gai
Socha Ab Apko Message Na Karein
Magar Ye Kambakht Dosti Hamain Yaad aa Gai
Pyaar Vyaar To Ek Bahana Hai, Dil
Mile Na Mile Lips Ko Milana Hai, Ye
Style Hai Sab Ashiqon Ka, Kya
Kahe Doston Ye Dilip Kumar Ka Nahi
Emraan Hashmi Ka Zamana Hai!
BEST RELATION ke network ke liye zaruri hai,
-yado ka recharge,
-sharart ka miss call,
-pyara sa sms,
-dil ki range,
-aur bharose ki lifetime validity.
Gum ki aahat bhi na aaye tere dar par,
pyar ka samunder ka tu bhi ek kinara ho,
kabhi bhool se jo tapke teri aankh se moti,
thame wohi jo tujhe sab se pyara ho !!!
Ek ladka aur ek ladki ek dusre se
bhut pyaar karte the..
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Ladki ke baap ko pata lag gya...
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Usne gusse se bijli se chalnewali
aaari ko ladki ke gardan(neck) pe rakh diya..
Woh aari ladki ko katne hi wali thi,
achanak light chali gayi...
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Pass mai khadha woh ladka chillaya..
Congress sarkar Zindabad..
Moral: Agar sacha hai aapka pyaar
to saath hai Bharat Sarkar..
Fantastic Answer by a philosopher
to a question asked at the BBC.
Define Birthday!
Answer: The only day in your life,
when you cried & your mother was Smiling.
Maa beti se: Beti doodh ka glasspee lo;
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Beti: No mama mujhe nai peena
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Maa: Beti agr doodh nai peo gi tobari kse hogi?
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Beti: maa apko b to doodh pasandnhi,
phir b aap bari ho gai hain
Mai b nhi peeongi to bari ho jaungi.
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Maa:
Achi bachiyan zid nhi krti,
Agr meri achi beti ho to doodhpeelo
warna mei tum se khafa ho jaon gi.
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Beti: OK mama,.
aap kehti hain tou mein doodh pee
leti hoon . .
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Aur iss trha uss ki beti ne doodh pilia..
Post end tak kitnay dhyaan sayparha hai
India ki reet:
Ladki agar khud pat jaye to PYAR...
Dost log patwaye to UPHAR... Gharwale la de to
SANSKAR... aur agar khud patake ghar le aao to
HAHAKAR...!!:p...