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  • Gadha jo khaye wo ghas ho tum, Buddhe ka chyawanprash ho tum, idiot, stupid bakwas ho tum, par jo bhi ho yar Dost jhakas ho tum.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Ek student ki aakhri khwaish . . . . . . . . . Mujhe jala dena ya dafna dena, . maru to 1 ghoot beer pila dena, . mein tajmahal nahi chahta dosto, . meri kabr par girls hostel bana dena!! :P :P
    • 9 years ago



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  • Apni Nazro Se Sawal Kiya H Usne Har Lamhe Ko 1 Saal Kiya H Usne Tumhi Batao Mai Call Use Kese Karu Ankho-ankho Se Miss Call Kiya H Usne..
    • 9 years ago



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  • Koshish to hoti hai ke teri har khwaish puri karon…!! Par dar lagta hai ke.. tu khwaish me mjhse judai na mang le…!!
    • 9 years ago



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  • Definition of "KISS" from educational point of view. MATHS: KISS is the shortest distance between 2 Lips...! . ECONOMICS: KISS is that thing 4 which the DEMAND is always higher than the SUPPLY...! . PHYSICS: KISS is the powerful process of charging 2 human bodies in a short time...! . COMPUTER: KISS is just like aLAN, in which 2 bodies are connected without any DATA CABLE...! . . . Class Over!
    • 9 years ago



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  • Fantastic Answer by a philosopher to a question asked at the BBC. Define Birthday! Answer: The only day in your life, when you cried & your mother was Smiling.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Ladka:mujse shadi karogi?? Ladki:kyu?? Ladka:mera bahut lamba hei Ladki:kya!!!!! Ladka:Anubhav Ladki:ha,lekin mera bahut Gehera hei Ladka:kya???? Ladki:Atmavishwas!!!
    • 9 years ago



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  • Na Gharz Kisi Se, Na Wasta, Mujhe Kaam Apne Kaam Se.. Tere Ziker Se, Teri Fikr Se, Teri Yaad Se, Tere Naam se..!!!
    • 9 years ago



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  • Dill tadap sa jata hai ap ko dekh kar. Har lamha duwa karta hu aapko pane ki kya pata apko meri jaan mai jaha dekhu udhar aap hi dikhai dete ho
    • 9 years ago



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  • Apki Kanjusi Dil Ko Bha Gai Hamain Bhi Apne Fone K Balance Ki Keemat Samajh Aa Gai Socha Ab Apko Message Na Karein Magar Ye Kambakht Dosti Hamain Yaad aa Gai
    • 9 years ago



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  • परपोज़ करने का एक शेर: कुत्ता मर गया रजाई में, मैं पागल हो गया तेरी जुदाई में ...हाथी नदी में बह नहीं सकता अपुन तेरे बिना रह नहीं सकता
    • 9 years ago



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  • Happiness Keeps u Sweet, Sorrows Keep u Human Failure Keeps u Humble, Success Keeps u glowing & GOD Keeps u Going. Have a blessed life!
    • 9 years ago



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  • Ladka ladki se:- tute dil se pyar karogi ya dil tutne tak pyar karogi..? Ladki:-tuti chappal se mar khaoge ya chappal tutne tak mar khaoge..
    • 9 years ago



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  • Ek time meri girlFrnd ne mujhe apne ghar bulaya, Me ghar paucha or bell bajai, Uski choti sister ne darwaza khola, Wo bahut sundar thi, Muskura k boli ap bahut smart ho, Abhi ghar pr koi nhi he. Mai akeli hu,Mai muskraya Or, Apni bike ki taraf wapas jane laga, To uski puri family ghar se baharaa gai or, Meri sharafat ki tarif karte hue, Mujhe gale lagaya or kaha, Hum ko rishta manzur he. Ab mai kya batau? Ke Mai to bike ko lock karne gayatha..
    • 9 years ago



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  • Jab maine darwaja khola, Aapki aakho me aansu, Chehre par hasi thi, Shasho me aahen dil me bebasi thi, Pehle Q nahi bataya ki darwwaze me ungli fasi thi..
    • 9 years ago



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  • Jo Pyar Kare Use Koi Maaf Nhi Krta, Koi Uske Saat Insaaf Nhi Krta, Log Pyar Ko Paap To Keh Dete Hain, Par Kon Aisa Hai Jo Ye Paap Nhi Krta.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Ek ladka aur ek ladki ek dusre se bhut pyaar karte the.. . . . . Ladki ke baap ko pata lag gya... . . . Usne gusse se bijli se chalnewali aaari ko ladki ke gardan(neck) pe rakh diya.. Woh aari ladki ko katne hi wali thi, achanak light chali gayi... . Pass mai khadha woh ladka chillaya.. Congress sarkar Zindabad.. Moral: Agar sacha hai aapka pyaar to saath hai Bharat Sarkar..
    • 9 years ago



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  • Ladka ladki se:- tute dil se pyar karogi ya dil tutne tak pyar karogi..? Ladki:-tuti chappal se mar khaoge ya chappal tutne tak mar khaoge..?
    • 9 years ago



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