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Socha Tha Nahi Karenge Mohabbat Kisi Se.. Par Anjaane Me Ek Ghaav Laga Bethe.. Ek Shaks Ko Paane Ke Liye Hue Itne Pagal.. Ki Apna Sab Kuch Gawa Bethe.. Chaaha Tha Zndgi Me Jeena Pehli Baar.. Par Baaki Ki Zndgi Me Gam E Bahaar Laga Bethe..!

8 years ago

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Ek time meri girlFrnd ne mujhe apne ghar bulaya, Me ghar paucha or bell bajai, Uski choti sister ne darwaza khola, Wo bahut sundar thi, Muskura k boli ap bahut smart ho, Abhi ghar pr koi nhi he. Mai akeli hu,Mai muskraya Or, Apni bike ki taraf wapas jane laga, To uski puri family ghar se baharaa gai or, Meri sharafat ki tarif karte hue, Mujhe gale lagaya or kaha, Hum ko rishta manzur he. Ab mai kya batau? Ke Mai to bike ko lock karne gayatha..

8 years ago

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Ladka ladki se:- tute dil se pyar karogi ya dil tutne tak pyar karogi..? Ladki:-tuti chappal se mar khaoge ya chappal tutne tak mar khaoge..?

8 years ago

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Na Gharz Kisi Se, Na Wasta, Mujhe Kaam Apne Kaam Se.. Tere Ziker Se, Teri Fikr Se, Teri Yaad Se, Tere Naam se..!!!

8 years ago

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Definition of "KISS" from educational point of view. MATHS: KISS is the shortest distance between 2 Lips...! . ECONOMICS: KISS is that thing 4 which the DEMAND is always higher than the SUPPLY...! . PHYSICS: KISS is the powerful process of charging 2 human bodies in a short time...! . COMPUTER: KISS is just like aLAN, in which 2 bodies are connected without any DATA CABLE...! . . . Class Over!

8 years ago

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Jab maine darwaja khola, Aapki aakho me aansu, Chehre par hasi thi, Shasho me aahen dil me bebasi thi, Pehle Q nahi bataya ki darwwaze me ungli fasi thi..

8 years ago

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हमें :bow: शादी :writing_hand:ka :angel: कोई:writing_hand: शौक :raised_hands:नहीं :writing_hand: है :v: कसम :footprints: से,:heart_exclamation::cupid: ये :writing_hand:तो :punch:आने :writing_hand:वाले :zzz:बच्चों :two_men_holding_hands: की :writing_hand: ज़िद :writing_hand: है :bow: की मम्मी_ :bride_with_veil:चाहिए.:muscle::writing_hand::bow::cupid::heart_exclamation:

8 years ago

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Behind Every FAIL Student, There Is A HOT Girlfriend And What About TOPPERS? A HOT Madam Jiski Wajah Se Kaminay Sari Classes Attend Krte Hain.

8 years ago

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Apki Kanjusi Dil Ko Bha Gai Hamain Bhi Apne Fone K Balance Ki Keemat Samajh Aa Gai Socha Ab Apko Message Na Karein Magar Ye Kambakht Dosti Hamain Yaad aa Gai

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""KHOON"" se likh diya har diwar pe Uska naam, aur phir Tod di har diwar jis pe likha tha uska naam kyon ki... 'SPELLING MISTAKE THI YAAR" *~*~*~*~*

8 years ago

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Woh Jaate Jaate Keh Gaye Ki Hum Sirf Khwabon Mein Aayenge, Hum Ne Kaha Vaada To Karlo, Hum Zindagi Bhar Ke Liye So Jayenge!

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SMS ek masti hai, Yeh call se sasti hai, Neend ko bhagati hai, Khoon ko jagati hai, Dimaag ko pakati hai, Aur aapko hamari yaad dilati hai.

8 years ago

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Itni dosti naa karo ki bigad jaye hum. thoda danta bhi karo ki sudhar jaye hum. ho jaye gar humse koi khata to ho jana khafa, magar itna bhi nahi k mar hi jaye hum.

8 years ago

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ZAMANE KI HAR JANNAT TUMHARI HOGI YE AASMAAN YE ZAMI TUMHARI HOGI MUJHSE KEH BHI NA PAOGE USKE PEHLE MERE HISSE KI HAR KHUSHI TUMHARI HOGI

8 years ago

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Log Kehte Hai Pyar Itna Mat Karo Ki GirlFriend Sar Par Sawar Ho Jaye, Hum Kehte Hai Pyar itna Karo Ki Girl Ki Friend Bhi Aapke Sath Farar Ho Jaye.

8 years ago

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Jo Pyar Kare Use Koi Maaf Nhi Krta, Koi Uske Saat Insaaf Nhi Krta, Log Pyar Ko Paap To Keh Dete Hain, Par Kon Aisa Hai Jo Ye Paap Nhi Krta.

8 years ago

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1 Baar GAAL pe 1 Baar MAATHE pe 1 Baar HAATHO pe 1 Baar AANKHO pe 1 Baar LIPS pe . . . . "BORO PLUS" Zarur Lgana, Thandi Aa Gai Hai.

8 years ago

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Dill tadap sa jata hai ap ko dekh kar. Har lamha duwa karta hu aapko pane ki kya pata apko meri jaan mai jaha dekhu udhar aap hi dikhai dete ho

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India ki reet: Ladki agar khud pat jaye to PYAR... Dost log patwaye to UPHAR... Gharwale la de to SANSKAR... aur agar khud patake ghar le aao to HAHAKAR...!!:p...

8 years ago

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BEST RELATION ke network ke liye zaruri hai, -yado ka recharge, -sharart ka miss call, -pyara sa sms, -dil ki range, -aur bharose ki lifetime validity.

8 years ago

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