Pyaar Vyaar To Ek Bahana Hai, Dil
Mile Na Mile Lips Ko Milana Hai, Ye
Style Hai Sab Ashiqon Ka, Kya
Kahe Doston Ye Dilip Kumar Ka Nahi
Emraan Hashmi Ka Zamana Hai!
Fantastic Answer by a philosopher
to a question asked at the BBC.
Define Birthday!
Answer: The only day in your life,
when you cried & your mother was Smiling.
Itni dosti naa karo ki bigad jaye hum.
thoda danta bhi karo ki sudhar jaye hum.
ho jaye gar humse koi khata to ho jana khafa,
magar itna bhi nahi k mar hi jaye hum.
Ek time meri girlFrnd ne mujhe apne ghar bulaya,
Me ghar paucha or bell bajai,
Uski choti sister ne darwaza khola,
Wo bahut sundar thi,
Muskura k boli ap bahut smart ho,
Abhi ghar pr koi nhi he.
Mai akeli hu,Mai muskraya Or,
Apni bike ki taraf wapas jane laga,
To uski puri family ghar se baharaa gai or,
Meri sharafat ki tarif karte hue,
Mujhe gale lagaya or kaha,
Hum ko rishta manzur he.
Ab mai kya batau?
Ke Mai to bike ko lock karne gayatha..
Gum ki aahat bhi na aaye tere dar par,
pyar ka samunder ka tu bhi ek kinara ho,
kabhi bhool se jo tapke teri aankh se moti,
thame wohi jo tujhe sab se pyara ho !!!
Arz kiya hai
Na Chaaho Itna Hame
Chahoto Se Dar Lagta Hai,
Na Aao Itna Kareeb
Judai Se Dar Lagta Hai..
Tumhari Wafao Pe Bharosa Hai
Magar Apne Naseeb Se Dar Lagta Hai..!!
Ek ladka aur ek ladki ek dusre se
bhut pyaar karte the..
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Ladki ke baap ko pata lag gya...
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Usne gusse se bijli se chalnewali
aaari ko ladki ke gardan(neck) pe rakh diya..
Woh aari ladki ko katne hi wali thi,
achanak light chali gayi...
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Pass mai khadha woh ladka chillaya..
Congress sarkar Zindabad..
Moral: Agar sacha hai aapka pyaar
to saath hai Bharat Sarkar..